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“Number 2 full lap next time”
Geez, that bloke's a sadist! They'd been circling the track doing mixed intervals for nearly thirty minutes and this was the third time that he'd been called to take a lap. The others wouldn't give him any quarter and he wouldn't expect any — welcome to British Cycling's junior elite squad!
He stayed high on the second banking before launching himself down the home straight at pretty much full tilt.
With a fifteenth birthday only a couple of weeks away 2004 was looking like it would be a busy one. There'd already been the school trip to Berlin, there was this trip ‘home' for the annual squad progress ‘school' and Dad already had the first half of the season planned out for me and the girls. Then there's the Weinkönigin stuff, sheesh — yup this year looks like its gonna be a full one.
It really was eyeballs out but after five laps the back of the bunch was almost in touching distance. A last effort and he ‘tagged' Stuart's arm making him a lap gained.
“Okay, 2 laps warm down.”
“Bleh!”
“Something like that.” Josh agreed as we caught up.
“Three flippin' laps I got called on.”
“Well Mr Champion, you don't expect us lesser mortals to do all the work.” Stuart opined with a grin.
Drew blew a raspberry by way of reply.
“Nice session everyone, get some lunch, Mark wants everyone in room 6 at two please. Drew, can I have a word before you disappear.” Richard, call me Dick, Haslam ended the morning session.
“See you in the canteen Drew.” Josh grinned.
“Yeah.”
Dick waited until the others were headed down to the garage before saying more.
“Good session Drew, how do you feel its going?”
“Not bad I guess, I was a bit rusty with the fixed, it's difficult to get track time at home.”
“Well if that's rusty, I can't wait to see the polished article. I really wanted to check how you were getting on with the rest of the squad, I know it can be difficult when you're not here all the time.”
“I guess some of them are a bit offish but I guess you'd expect that, I mean they hardly see me and whenever they do its like the Nationals or something. I guess I'd be a bit pissed if I happened to me.”
“That's honest at least. I know you're as committed as the rest and last season more than confirmed your right to be on the programme. What I do want is a team, not lots of individuals, I'm sure you know what I mean.”
Drew nodded, just where was this going?
“You remember last year when we started this development squad what the objectives were?”
“To get us in medal winning form for like the Olympics an' that.”
“Well that's the gist I guess but more than that we are determined to bring back Gold medals across the disciplines. We expect to start the collection in Athens later in the year but by 2008 in China we hope to get medals in every event, that includes the road race and time trial. This goes no further okay,”
“Er yeah” Drew agreed.
“I'll be frank with you Drew, the powers that be see you as a wild card, one or two have questioned your place on the squad, your supporters, and that includes me, still hold the high ground! The truth of the matter is that some of us have higher ambitions for British Cycling than a few gongs every four years, nice as that is. When your mother won the Tour Feminin it opened our eyes and sowed a seed, a seed that is due to germinate in maybe five years time.”
“What's this got to do with me?”
“Well young man, we want you to be the first British winner of the biggest prize of all, the Grand Boucle itself.”
“You've got to be kidding, I'm not even fifteen yet!”
“Yep, a few of us are sticking our necks out on this one and it relies on getting the right funding but we want to build a team that can at least give it a go. At the moment there are only a couple of others who we think are up to the job, there are a few talented juniors out there, Millar is doing okay and we have young Mark Cavendish a couple of years away from starting a pro career. I've rattled on long enough, I just wanted you to know that we're not picking on you rather we're trying to push you to greater things.”
“Er thanks I think.”
“Get yourself on, and remember, this stays between us ok?”
“Okay.”
“What'd Dick want James?” Stuart enquired.
“Nothing much, just telling me how crap I am on the track.”
“We've all had that one” Kristen mentioned.
“I guess practice makes perfect.”
“So what's Germany like?” Kris asked as I stuffed another meatball down the hatch.
“Ish orwight I geth.” I got out around the food.
“All sausages an' them levver shorts” Josh suggested.
“The racings a bit different, hardly any testing but they do these audaxy things a lot but like everyone rides, we all ride to the Gymnasium nearly every day.”
“‘Ark at her, going to the Gym on ‘er bike.”
“Don't be such a berk Simon!”
“Well it gets on my tit, it wafts in here, pisses all over us and buggers orf to sossidge land again.”
I guess Simon has issues!
I stared out of the window into the black Peak District evening as the train shook and rattled its way towards Sheffield where Uncle John is due to pick me up. The weekend seems to have flown by and it was a bit weird not having Mum or Dad around. At least I get to see the gang for a couple of days! Sometimes airline schedules are great!
“Miss, miss? We're at Sheffield.”
“Hmm? Wie spät ist es?" I groggily requested.
“Sorry, I don't understand, you know English?”
“Er my bad, what time is it?” I glanced about me; apart from the conductor the carriage was empty.
“Five to eight or thereabouts.”
“Shitza! Uncle John'll be going bonkers!”
It's difficult to travel light when you have a bike with you as well as normal luggage. And Sheffield station has loads of steps. I was huffing a bit by the time I got to the entrance.
“Drewbie!” one of them banshee dervish things launched itself at me, I was hard pressed not to drop my bike, my kit bag however landed on the floor.
“Let him breath Mad.”
“Um glad (huh) to see you too.” I managed as my cousin relaxed her grip some.
“Whoa girlfriend, your getting a bit er, you know.” Mad made a rather crude hand gesture.
“Gee I hadn't noticed thanks for reminding me.”
Uncle John stepped in to forestall the impending storm of words.
“Come on you two, let's get back home, you can talk in the car.”
In truth my ‘appendages' were starting to be more than a bit of a distraction, the last thing I needed was Mad making it an issue. The fact that I, a fifteen (well nearly) year-old boy, sport a generous 34B chest is something I don't exactly advertise. I thought my sports bra's hid them pretty well but who am I kidding, even the train conductor called me miss!
“Jump in Drew, I'll sort your bike.”
“Thanks Unc.”
The drive across to Warsop seemed quicker than ever, Mad was full of questions; I guess my own could wait a while as I would be in town till Wednesday.
“Hi Auntie.”
“Drew! Lets have a look at you.” She held me at arms length and looked me over. “Well you've certainly grown.”
Not her too!
“A full centimetre since October, I'm still the shortest in my class though.” Yeah I know a couple of my mates are shorter but I did say my class.
“I hope you're hungry, I've done a roast.”
“Hmm I wondered what the pong was.”
“Get on with you!” she gave me a friendly push towards the dining room.
I hadn't realised how much I missed Aunt C's cooking. Don't get me wrong, we hardly starve at home but Mad's Mum somehow manages to make things just that little bit yummier. Not only that but we don't often get a roast at home — the last time was when Gran was over at Christmas. I guess you get used to the local cuisine but a proper roast with Brussels, peas and carrots, roast and mashed tatties and proper thick gravy — hmmmm! And getting lamb in Germany is like finding a vineyard in Yorkshire!
“Pudding?”
“Mum, this is Drew!”
“Hey! Er please.”
“Spotted dick or ice cream?”
Not exactly a choice is it?
“Spotty dick please.”
“Mad?”
“Ice cream.”
“John?”
“Think I'll join Drew.”
I found myself yawning and not paying attention to Mad's latest tale of shopping.
“Think I'll hit the sack.”
“Aw, I was gonna show you the con pics.”
“I'm asleep sat here, it's been a long day.”
“But…”
“Mad, let the boy go to bed, you can bore him tomorrow.” Uncle John put in.
“I suppose.”
I got an escort up to the guest room.
“Um Mad?”
“What?”
She had plonked herself on the bed.
“I wanna change.”
“And?”
“You know, get naked? Me Tarzan, you Jane?”
“It never bothered you before.”
Maybe not but for some reason I felt shy in front of this young woman and I didn't feel so comfortable with the idea now.
“Oh alright, see you in the morning.”
“Yeah, nite Mad.”
After a few nights in the Belle Vue Travelodge, the bed in the Peters spare room was bliss. However a little after two I still found myself staring at the ceiling. It was weird being back in Warsop, my home for fourteen years, and not feel at home! Although we've been in Germany less than a year, Dernau really feels like home, this weekend I've had to concentrate on using English — I spent ten minutes telling the guys about the boar incident on Friday before Josh interrupted to ask for the English version! How weird is that?
How many times have I slept in this room? Twenty, thirty times maybe, it never felt strange, well okay it was a bit weird being Gaby overnight a couple of times but now it sort of feels like I'm a visitor.
The moon was bright enough to illuminate the room quite well through the curtains.
Even this room seemed alien, there's different stuff in here, and even the wallpaper has been changed. It's familiar but not entirely. I lay staring into nothing for goodness knows how long before the z's finally got the better of me.
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BRRRRNNNGGG! BRRRRNNNGGG! BRRRRNNNGGG! BRRRRNNNGGG!
“Wha?” Drew woke with a start; the alarm didn't get a chance to start a second round as his hand slapped it off.
‘Geez, morning already.' A quick look at the clock confirmed it was seven thirty; in fact he'd be at the bakery if he'd been at home! There it was again, home, home in Germany that is. Despite everything Apollinaris had offered his Mum a new contract for 2004, which she had signed just after New Year. So Dernau was going to be home for at least another year maybe longer.
“Drew love, you getting up?”
“I guess.”
“Well don't be too long, Maddy'll be off to school just after eight.”
“Right”
Huh? Since when did Mad leave home more than ten minutes before first bell?
“So what're you doing today Drew?” Mad enquired between mouthfuls of toast.
“Dunno, hang here till you get home I guess.”
“Boring! Hey why don't you come into school?”
“Yeah like I wanna do that!”
“Well I didn't mean go to classes dumbo, you could walk round with me then meet me later.”
“Sounds like a good idea Drew.” Aunt C put in.
“Why not.” I agreed, its not like I have a full appointment book. And I'd get to see the rest of the gang.
“This weather's shite!” Mad noted pulling her collar up.
I could only agree, it was a typical February morning, cold, grey and a biting wind.
“Since when can you wear trousers to school?”
“Beginning of the year, something to do with equality.”
“So girls get a choice but boys don't, doesn't sound very equal to me.”
“Hey don't take it out on me. I'm sure boys could wear skirts if they wanted to.”
“Yeah” I replied in a sarcastic tone.
“You've changed Drew, you're a right misery now.”
“Am not.”
She rolled her eyes, “my Drewbie would be pratting about but you're all ‘girls get a choice but boys don't', you're like a stranger.
“Soz, I don't mean to be.”
By now we were nearly at the gates.
“Ma-aad!”
“Hi Al, look who I've brought.”
“Drewbie!”
Ally soon crossed the road and grabbed me in a tight hug.
“Hel'll be made up.” She noted.
“She still riding that old bike to school?”
“Yeah,” Mad replied, “here's Miss Marple now.”
Ding ding ding!
“Morning guys!”
Screeeeeeech!
“Bloody hell Helen, get those brakes sorted.” Ally suggested.
“Sorry.”
“Look who…” Mad started.
“Drew!”
She let go of the bike, which landed with a clang and gripped Drew in the second hug of the morning.
“Mad said you were coming but I didn't expect to see you, when do you go home?”
“Trying to get rid of me already?”
“Not likely!”
“My flight's Wednesday tea time.”
“Brill, how about everyone come for tea tomorrow?”
“Good for me.” Ally enthused.
“I'll check with Mum later.” Mad advised.
I couldn't tell if there really could be some other plans or whether there was still some lingering hostility between the pair.
“Where's Bernie?”
“She didn't tell you?” Ally queried.
“Tell me what?”
“You don't know?”
“Know what? Come on guys, spill.”
“She, you tell him Mad.” Helen suggested.
“She's been excluded Drew.”
“How? Why?”
“Tell you later, or I guess you could go see her, she'll be at home most likely.” Mad proposed.
Drew was stumped for words. What on earth could Bernie have done to get chucked out of school? The others didn't seem entirely behind their friend either so it must be something pretty bad.
“We'd best get going.” Ally noted, “don't wanna be late!”
“Yeah, see ya later Drew.” Helen added.
“Ring if you're not coming this afternoon.” Mad instructed before giving him a peck on the cheek.
“Yeah sure.”
He stood in the swirl of teens starting another day at Warsop College. Warsop, Silverberg — its all the same really.
“Drew Bond! Here boy!”
“Huh?” Drew looked for the source of the gruff command. “Mr Pilling.”
“Ah so you haven't forgotten me.”
“No sir, neither time nor distance.”
“Back for a visit?”
“A training camp really but my flight back's not till Wednesday.”
“Ah, still racing those bikes then?”
“Uh huh.”
“You busy?”
“Not really.”
“There's someone who'll kill me if I let you get away without saying hi.”
“Er okay.”
“Come on, she'll be in the staff room.”
Mr Pilling led his former pupil into the school and towards the office area. It hadn't really changed that much — other than most of the girls wearing trousers. It looked scruffy to Drew; his mates in Germany rarely wore trousers even out of school! He got a few strange looks; his own jeans and ski jacket were hardly uniform either.
“Here we go, take a pew and I'll find her.”
They weren't in the actual staff room but in the reception room used for visitors. Drew nervously perched on one of the rather institutional chairs; at least it was warm in here.
“Gaby Bond! Let me see you!”
“Miss Cowlishaw.” He stood with a start.
“I told you before, its Fran. Its good to see you young lady, we really miss you on the squad. Sit down; I've got a free period first so we can have a chat. You want a coffee?”
Miss C, Fran, wanted to know everything that had happened since his departure and he tried to give a truthful if abridged account of events.
“I thought when Mr Wood said he met Gaby in Cologne you had decided to become her.”
“That was…”
“…An accident! How did I guess.”
“Well I got glühwein spilt all down me so I had to borrow stuff from Anna.”
“You don't have to explain to me.”
“Well ok erm Fran.”
“You know about Bernie?”
“Sorta I'm gonna go see her in a bit.”
“Silly girl and at the start of her GCSE's too. Well tell her hi from me.”
“I will.”
“Bugger, is that the time, look it's been great seeing you, don't be such a stranger in future, you've got my email?”
“Er somewhere.”
“Here,” she scribbled the address onto a slip of paper and handed it to me, “you know you can talk to me about things.”
“Thanks Miss er Fran.”
“Take care Drew.”
With that she gave him a peck on the top of his head and with a cheery wave left him in the lounge. He slipped his jacket back on and headed out, the bell for the end of first period sounded as he made his escape from his former school.
He walked the short distance into the town centre; at least some things don't really change. The paper shop supplied a Mars bar and a box of Dairy Milk then he started out for the Rose house. A watery sun cheered the day a little but Drew's mood remained grey, what had Bernie done? On one hand he needed to know, on the other he didn't and the third was miffed she hadn't told him before.
It wasn't far, well nowhere in Warsop is really, and he soon found himself stood on the step of Chez Rose. The bell sounded shrilly and it was a few moments before there was any indication of life beyond the door.
‘I'll get it then.' The door opened slightly. “Hello?”
“Hi Mrs Rose.”
“Drew? Drew Bond?”
“That's me, is Bern in?”
“Oh sorry, yes, yes she is, come on in.”
“Thanks.”
“Bernie, visitor for you!”
“Who is it mum?” Bernie came out into the hall. “DREW!”
For the third time this morning Drew found himself enveloped in female flesh.
“I'll leave you two to it, you want some tea Drew?”
“Um thanks.”
Bernie led him into the front room where the telly was playing to itself.
“No one said you were coming back to Warsop?”
There was that tone of distance that Mad and the others had shown earlier.
“Well it wasn't really planned, I couldn't get a return flight until Wednesday, I was at a training thing at Manchester.
“Oh” she sounded genuinely sad.
“Oh yeah, these are for you.” I passed the chocs over.
“Here we go Drew, white no sugar.”
Mrs Rose put the mug of tea on a side table.
“Look, Drew got me some chocs!” Bern enthused.
Her mother gave a weak smile, “I'll just be in the kitchen.”
“So like what's been happening?” Drew started.
“Look I'm sorry Drew, I wanted to tell you but… look I've let everyone down.” She started to get a bit teary.
“Oh while I remember Fran sends her best.”
“Fran? Oh Miss C. thanks.”
“So erm how come you're excluded?”
“I thought you knew, I was sure Mad would've told you even after I said I would.”
“Come on spill.”
“I'm pregnant.” She sniffed a bit more and Drew shuffled along the sofa and put an arm around his friend.
“How? No I know how, there‘s more isn't there, you don't get expelled for being daft.”
“I, I tried to burn the school down, oh Drew everything's going wrong, I might go to prison, I don't know what I'll do!”
That was it, the floodgates opened and for fully ten minutes Bernie sobbed into Drew's by now soggy shoulder. There were questions Drew wanted answering but he didn't know how. Why would she do such a thing? Who did she do it with? Was she keeping the baby? He could see why the others would be a bit offish but now was the time Bernie really needed them. He'd have it out with Mad later, just you see!
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This certainly wasn't the Bernie I'd last seen in October and even exchanged emails with at Chrimbo. So this had all gone off in the last few weeks.
“So like what happened?”
“Well I know I never said anything but I met this lad last summer, he lives, lived in Edwinstowe and he had a car and stuff. Its not like we were boyfriend / girlfriend or anything but him and his mates were a good laugh and I'd go out with them maybe once a week. They do some weed and stuff, I wasn't keen myself but I started to do a bit too.”
“After what you used to say about drugs?”
“I know, look I'm not making excuses Drew.”
“Sorry, go on.”
“Okay. Well after we went to see you in Germany, maybe a week later we did some real heavy pot and I ended up doing it with about five or six of Sean's mates in the back of his car.”
“Gross!”
“I guess it was technically rape, I didn't want to but Sean kept egging them on. After that I'd get smashed more and more often, I'd end up having sex with pretty much anyone when I was stoned. Mum confronted me just after Christmas so I took off and ended at Sean's place. His parents weren't bothered and I just moved in to his room.”
“So why did you…?”
“Want to burn the school down? Sean hit some really mean shit and like after one spliff we were soo out of it. All I can remember is chucking a bottle then taking off in Sean's car. The CCTV was clear enough to identify us — the police arrested us two days later. I got bail and a 24hour curfew, I can't leave the house without mum or dad.”
“You don't do things by half do you?”
“Sorry Drew.” She started to sniff again.
“What's that on your arm?”
“What?” she made to hide her arm from me.
“You've been cutting too.” I accused. Hey I know it's a bit insensitive but I was in shock.
“Oh Drew! I dunno what to do!” this time the tears came in buckets.
I didn't either; one of my best friends has just told me she was a druggie, free with her charms and wannabe arsonist. Oh and somewhere along the line gotten pregnant too. By comparison my problems were nothing.
I tried to work out what my feelings towards her were, one things for sure I would never have dreamt that I would know anyone in Bern's position. She was always the mature one of the gang, the responsible one; it just didn't compute that the broken individual crying over me could be the same person. I couldn't hate her, and I found I couldn't judge her either — ok so I don't exactly condone or even understand what she's done but to me she's still Bernie.
What could I do? I couldn't say that it'll be alright; it clearly won't be, not for Bern or anyone who knows her.
“You know I'm here for you.”
“Th-th-thanks Drew, y-you don't know how mu-much that means to me.”
“Hey no probs.” I squeezed her shoulder.
“You want to stay for lunch Drew?” Mrs R enquired.
“Sure why not, I'd better let Aunt Carol know where I am though.”
“You can use the phone in the kitchen.”
“Thanks.”
I extricated myself from the still sobbing Bernadette and went through to the kitchen.
“Hi its Drew…yeah I know, I'm gonna have lunch at Bernie's…yeah I'll tell her…ok see you later, byeee!”
“Okay?”
“Yeah, Aunt Carol said to give her a call later.”
“I will. Look thanks Drew.”
“What for?”
“Well for coming over — and for staying. The last few weeks have been — difficult to say the least. Bernie isn't stupid, she knows everything has consequences but I must admit I was surprised how her ‘friends' have treated her. None of them have been to visit, just a couple of short phone calls, it's really broken the girl. You know she's self harming too?”
“Yeah I saw her arm. We had a girl at my school last year.”
“I don't know what's gonna happen to my girl — or the baby.”
“She's keeping it?”
“She says so but I really fear for the poor mite. What happens if she ends up in prison? And this self harming business….” Mrs R was nearly as bad as Bernie; it must've been hard for both her parents.
I was bewildered, what do you say?
“I'll er just go back through.”
“…So you had to wear it all week?”
“Yeah, talk about a nightmare!”
Bernie giggled, “I hope you've got pictures?”
“Unfortunately.” I sighed. “Did I send you the pics from Christmas?”
“You might have, I wasn't exactly with it thereabouts.”
“Well I'll send you a link when I get to Aunt C's.”
“Thanks Drew.”
She clearly meant more by that than what she said.
“Speak to ya soon!”
“Bye Drew.”
“Byeee!” I waved then set off to meet Mad at school chucking out time. Somehow I'd ended up staying not just for lunch but for most of the afternoon too.
The walk back through Warsop to the school was very contemplative. I really was struggling to see how my sensible friend had spiralled so out of control. In just a few weeks she'd pretty much lost everything — friends, self esteem, her reputation and even her school prospects. Nothing will be the same for her again, I vowed to do what I could to help, not that I knew what that would be.
I took station on the wall opposite the back gate and waited for the kicking out bell. There was five minutes yet; I scanned the buildings trying to recall the various rooms within. And there was the shuffling, brown-coated figure of Willis, the caretaker. My mind went back to that stupid escapade with Mad to rescue my phone, what if we'd been caught, would we have ended up like Bernie?
“Penny for ‘em?”
In my day dreaming I'd missed the bell and the first surge of glad to escape inmates, Mad had managed a stealth approach!
“Nothing much really.”
“Come on then dozy, I wanna get out of this uniform.”
“Yeah whatever.”
We set off along the lane, Mad threading her arm through mine, which was rather nice.
“Mad?”
“What?”
“About Bernie.”
“What about her?”
“I went to see her, I've been there nearly all day.”
“Whoopee for you.”
“Why are you guys being so mean to her? We've all been friends for like ever. You know she's cutting herself too.”
“Going for the full set then.”
“Mad!”
“As if getting up the duff wasn't enough, the slag!”
I stopped and looked at Mad aghast.
“I can't believe you just said that! I never thought you'd be like that Madeline Peters. What has she ever done to you?”
“You don't know what its like.” She spat.
“What what's like? Its Bernie who's in trouble not you.”
“People talk you know.”
“And Bernie needs friends, I guess you guys are just as shallow as the gossipers.”
“That's not fair!”
“I'll tell you what's not fair. Its not fair that you dumped your friend, its not fair that Bernie is having to cope alone, its not fair that you didn't even bother to tell me!”
“We thought Bern would tell you herself.”
“Reality check! She was raped for heavens sake and you guys just turn your backs on her. So okay she was doing drugs but just maybe if you guys had been there she wouldn't've run off, wouldn't've started cutting, wouldn't be expelled. So what if some ignoramus's pointed fingers she was, is still your mate.”
Mad was quiet the rest of the way back to Schloss Peters.
“Hi kids” Aunt C greeted us as we made our entrance.
“Hi Mom.”
“Heya.”
“I'm going to change.” Mad advised.
“You two fallen out?” Aunt Carol asked as her daughter disappeared from view.
“Sort of.”
“Bernie?”
“Yeah.” I replied sadly.
“You know they don't mean to be mean.”
“Well that's not how it seems, especially not to Bern.”
“I know Drew. I've tried talking to Mad about it but its like she's pretending its not happening.”
“But it is!”
“Well I think Bernie's really lucky to have a friend like you, I'm sure the girls will come round.”
“I hope so, I hate to think she'll be on her own after I go home. Oh yeah, Helen's invited us over for tea tomorrow, is that alright?”
“Yeah sure.”
“Can I borrow your computer for a few minutes, I need to mail a link to Bernie.”
“Go ahead, you know where it is.”
“Thanks Tante.”
The atmosphere over tea was strained to say the least. My cousin quickly excused herself afterwards leaving me to spend the evening with her olds. I'd forgotten what British telly was like, at home in Germany telly is pretty dire, weird documentaries and what Mum calls ‘eighties soaps'. Not that I watch much — except Tatort round at Connie's every Sunday!
I went up to ‘my' room still quite upset with Mad and the girls and of course concerned for Bernie. The day had turned into quite a roller coaster, it was fun chatting with Fran and seeing Ally and Hel but finding out what was happening with Bernie was a real downer. I couldn't even try to imagine what it was like for her, I dropped off and dreamt some horrible stuff during a fitful night.
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“And I'm sending you to prison for twenty years!”
Aaargh!
He woke with a start, confused and disorientated, a glance at the clock revealed it was still twenty minutes the wrong side of seven. The only bit of the dream that he now remembered was something about being guilty — of what he couldn't remember. There was some movement elsewhere in the house, no doubt Uncle John getting ready for work.
Sleep wasn't likely to return now and he gave in to the inevitable a few minutes after he heard Uncle J drive off. A nights sleep didn't seem to have mellowed how he felt about the girls treatment of Bernie, how could they be so, so mean?
“Ah Drew, I was just gonna call you.”
“Morning.”
“You fancy coming to Nottingham with me today?” Aunt Carol offered.
“I was thinking of going to see Bernie again.”
“We can call in on the way back, I want to see Cheryl anyway.”
“Er okay I guess.”
Maddy was clearly trying to avoid me, I got a terse ‘Morning' during her brief visit to the kitchen to raid the larder, Aunt C and I exchanged looks as the front door slammed behind my departing cousin. We both had a shrewd idea what the problem was but by mutual consent we didn't say anything.
There was no point in leaving for Nottingham until the rush hour traffic was well on its way so helped Aunt Carol with a few chores until it was time to leave. There's really only one road from Warsop to Nottingham, the A60 and we joined the southbound traffic a little before nine. We caught a little late commuter traffic going into Mansfield but by the time we passed Newstead Abbey the road was pretty clear. It's only just a bit over 35km in total but it was still nearly quarter to ten by the time we got parked at the Vic Centre.
“Anywhere you want to go?” Aunt C enquired as we made our way down to the shops from the car park.
“Not particularly, a bookshop maybe.”
“I've got a few places to go, you want to tag along or meet me later, we can get some lunch before we head back.”
“Okay I guess.”
“Well lets say what? Half twelve outside the tourist office?”
“Fine, see you later, tschuss!”
“Er choos.”
It was sort of exciting getting some ‘shop' time in the county town, I've become used to not just the German shops but you've got to go all the way to Köln to find as many shops as Nottingham and even then they are pretty much the same as Bonn or even Koblenz. They are however quite different to Nottingham.
I wasn't fantastically flush after an expensive Christmas season, I don't make that much at Thesing's but I wasn't skint either. It was one of those really cold, slightly damp mornings that seem to typify the time of year so I turned up my collar, pulled my hat down and stuffed my hands in my pockets as I perused the shop windows.
It was easy to get sucked into the warm stores and I soon had a couple of bags of assorted goodies! The time seemed to fly past and Aunt C beat me to our rendezvous point.
“Looks like someone's been busy.”
“Just a few prezzies and stuff.”
“Well come on then, lets get some lunch, I need something to warm me up.”
It was only a five-minute walk up to the castle and we were soon ensconced in the bust tearoom opposite the lace museum. It was a bit twee, all lace doilies and stuff but the menu was surprisingly cosmopolitan. Despite the temptations of assorted Panini, jacket spuds and stuff on toast we both settled on the thick farmhouse soup with a pot of tea and toasted teacakes to follow.
“So what did you buy then?” Aunt C enquired as we waited for our soup.
“Erm,” I dug into my bags, “the new Pratchett,” I placed it on the table then stacked the others on top, “a couple of manga books, its difficult to get them in English back home.”
“You know you can ask us to get you stuff?”
“Thanks but it's nice to buy it yourself.”
“Well the offer's there. What else have you got?”
“Let's see, toffee for the girls, some Thornton's for Mum, I couldn't resist this,” I flourished a cute miniskirt, “and there was a nice dress I saw in Primark, I might get it on the way back.”
“Here we are ladies, two soups.” I was interrupted by the waitress's arrival with our food.
“Hmm, smells good.” Aunt Carol noted.
Indeed it did look and smell good, and the accompanying bread was freshly baked too. Well you know me, the soup didn't last long and our teacakes arrived in short order. Back home you don't get anything quite like them, maybe I should get Frau Thesing to try them out! And getting proper tea without mashing it at home — well it doesn't happen.
“Well if we're going to pop in to the Rose's we should get a move on.”
“Right.”
Bernie. I'd got her a present, a nice blue cashmere sweater that was on offer for just twenty quid in Next but presents wouldn't solve her problems.
We made our way back across town and after a quick visit to the cake shop in the Vic Centre were back at the car for two. The traffic was fairly light and we cleared Nottingham without a major delay.
“Do you dress often Drew?”
“Dress?”
“As Gaby, you bought quite a bit of stuff for her today didn't you.”
I was stunned to silence, had I really bought Gaby stuff?
“You don't have to tell me, I didn't say anything before as you looked pretty happy about it.”
“I hadn't realised, I was sort of on automatic. Back home when we go shopping — well they treat me like one of the girls, I guess I can give this stuff away.”
“Come on Drew, it's me your talking to. You end up as Gaby a lot don't you?”
“I guess.” I allowed.
“And you enjoy it?”
“I wouldn't go that far. It's just easier to go with it sometimes, I have to be the Wine Queen and like most people have put one and one together and made three.”
“Wine Queen?”
“Mum must've told you?”
“No?”
“Well its sort of like a local festival thing and all the people in the village vote for the wine queen, they um voted for me for some reason, I coulda got out of it but that woulda been more embarrassing than just doing it.”
“How so?”
“Well um they pretty much all think I'm a girl for some reason and I um have been seen in a dress once or twice so just putting on a fancy frock a few times didn't seem too much like a problem.”
“You certainly have an interesting life Drew!”
“Tell me about it!”
“So why did you buy the skirt and dress?”
“Habit I guess.”
“So I don't need to buy you a dress for your birthday then?”
“No way!”
“Just checking, here we are.”
We pulled up outside number 24, I found Bernie's present and joined Aunt C at the door.
“Ah Carol, Drew, come on in it's a bit parkie out there today.”
“Hi Cheryl, we bought some cake.” Aunt Carol advised.
“I'll put the kettle on, go on through — Bernie? Come and give me a hand, Drew's here.”
Ten minutes later our tea level was being topped up supplemented with some gateaux to help soak it up! The conversation was a bit stilted, you could tell the olds wanted to talk but it was difficult with me and Bern in the room.
“Can we go to my room mum? There's some stuff I want to show Drew on my computer.”
“Okay, but you know the rules.”
“Yes mum.” Bern sighed, “Come on before she changes her mind.”
We might have been friends for half our lives but I reckon if I've been in Bernie's bedroom more than three times it would be surprising. It just didn't happen.
“Rules?” I whispered as she led the way upstairs and round the landing to her room.
“No loud music and the door has to stay open.”
“That sorta rule.” I nodded.
“Sorry about the mess.”
I must admit I wasn't expecting the bombsite that greeted us, girls are generally pretty tidy but even my room was neater than Bern's. It wasn't like it was dirty, on a closer look it was mostly piles of stuff, washing, books, well you get the idea but some had collapsed giving the appearance of being just chucked on the floor.
“You can sit on the bed if you like.”
“Thanks, oh I erm bought you this in Nottingham this morning, I hope it fits.”
I was sure it would, being around girls so much gives you a pretty good idea on sizes.
“Oh Drew, its gorgeous! You shouldn't have bought me anything.”
“Think of it as an early birthday present.”
“In that case thanks.” She leant over and gave me a hug.
“So how are you today?”
“Depressed.” She admitted.
“I talked to Mad yesterday.”
“Oh?”
“I had a bit of a go really and she's not spoken to me since.”
“Oh Drew, you didn't have to do that.”
“Yes I did, so okay you've got in some trouble but friends, real friends don't act like Ally and Mad have, even Helen who I thought was more independent has been influenced by them.”
“Its not their fault, I've overstepped the mark quite a bit.”
“Does that make you any less in need?” our voices were going up in volume.
“You two okay up there?” Mrs R enquired from below.
“Yes Mum.” Bern replied through the open door. “Look Drew, I appreciate your concern but you shouldn't fall out with the others over me, it's not fair on you.”
“Its them not being fair, I've got other friends but you guys were always so tight, I bet no one else has been to see you?”
“Well, only Miss Cowlishaw.” She admitted.
“So if I don't do anything they'll leave you on your own with all this.”
“I've got mum an' dad!”
“Its not the same and you know it.”
Our conversation was interrupted by the doorbell.
“I'll get it!” Mrs R called out.
We could hear some muffled conversation before the door was closed, I thought I recognised the voices but I couldn't be sure.
Mrs Rose appeared at the bedroom door.
“More visitors if you're up to it?”
“Who is it?” Bern enquired.
“Ally and Maddy, they're in with Carol. I can send them away?”
“No we'll come down in a minute.”
“Okay luv.”
She left us alone and headed back downstairs.
“Thanks Drew.” I was hugged again, this time with a few tears.
“Hey what are friends for?”
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“Um hi Bern.” Ally offered.
“Sorry we've not been before.” Mad added.
“And?” Aunt C prompted.
“Muum! We shouldn't've listened to the gossip an' that, Drew made me feel like an inch tall yesterday.”
“What she's trying to say Bern,” Ally interrupted, “is that we're here for you, if you want us that is.”
“Hel as well, she had to go home straight from school otherwise she woulda come too.” Mad advised the assembled masses.
“Tea Carol?” Mrs R offered.
“Oh er yes please, I'll come help you.”
“Of course I want you guys.” Bern sniffled, “I've been so stupid.”
“No the stupid ones were us.” Ally stated, “we turned our backs on you when you needed us most, I wouldn't forgive us.”
“I never said I forgave you.” Bern got out between sniffles.
“Well you can just blame miss clever knickers there for getting landed back with us.”
I got another damp hug, “thanks Drewbie.”
“Well I had to leave someone to look after you when I go home.”
“Yeah right!” Mad grinned.
“Um you fancy coming to Hel's tonight, we're having a bit of a do for Drew.” Ally offered.
“Er guys.” I tried to deflect things.
“Yeah please come Bern.” Mad went on oblivious.
Bern, by now sat next to me on the sofa erupted into tears.
“Guys!”
“What'd we do?” Mad asked.
“She can't go out without her rents, its part of not being in prison.”
“Oh Bern, I'm sorry, I didn't know.” Ally was now herself nearly in tears.
“Maybe we should cancel?” I suggested.
“No Drew, its not you that mucked up, just tell me what goes on after ok?”
“If you're sure?”
By reply she snuggled into my shoulder, “so what's happening at school?”
Before we knew it, it was just like old times and an hour had passed.
“Come on you lot, let's leave Cheryl in peace for today.”
“You know you can come any time girls.” Mrs R added.
“You want a lift home Ally?” Aunt Carol offered.
“Yes please, otherwise I'll never get to Helen's for six.”
We made our farewells and trooped out to Aunt C's car.
“Just stick those bags on the floor girls.”
I commandeered the front passenger seat.
“Someone's been on the shop!” Ally mentioned.
“Drew.” Aunt Carol supplied.
“Hmm, nice dress, you gonna wear it tonight?” Mad suggested.
“As if!” I nearly exploded.
“Keep your hair on, I was only saying, Hel's really going to town on tonight so I hope you've got something decent to wear.”
“Yeah, tatty jeans are definitely out!” Ally agreed.
I looked down at my leg wear, “they're fashionably distressed.”
“And I'm the Pope.” Mad suggested.
We dropped Ally off and a few minutes later we were back at Chez Peters.
Once in ‘my' room I checked out my kit bag, already knowing what the result would be. Shorts, skinsuit, socks, cycling shoes, trackies, a couple of t-shirts, one clean bra and two pairs of knickers. On top of that was the stuff I was wearing and some dirty underwear, not exactly a great choice of stuff. Sugar! Mad was right; I could hardly go to a party in any of this stuff, especially as I'm like guest of honour.
“Erm Mad.” I gently called across the hall.
“Wassup Drew, why aren't you getting ready?”
“Well I um don't really have anything decent to wear, you got some jeans I can borrow?”
“You have got to be kidding! Drew Bond you really are the limit! Everyone else is dressing up but you wanna wear jeans.”
“I wasn't exactly planning on partying on this trip. Jeans?” I put in in my defence.
“My best ones are in the wash and you could hardly wear my Capri's, looks like that dress is getting an airing Gaby !” she emphasised the name.
“For crying out loud Mad, how do you work that one out?”
“Lets see, party for Drew, no Drew clothes, Gaby clothes available, ergo, Gaby Bond goes to party.”
“But everyone's expecting Drew.”
“Easily sorted.” Mad picked up her phone meaningfully.
“But Ma-ad!”
“And anyway I've not seen Gaby for a while.”
I wasn't gonna win this one, she knows too much for me to make a convincing counter argument. I inwardly sighed, at least my dress is something I've picked out! Mind you I have got a trump card.
“I might have the dress but I haven't got anything else to go with it.” Ha! Get out of that Madeline Peters!
“No problemo Mademoiselle, Madame Peters has just the things pour you.”
I'm in trouble now.
“Go get showered while I get ready then we'll sort you out.”
“Joy” I mumbled to myself.
“What was that?”
“Nothing.” Talk about radar ears.
I tottered along the pavement next to Mad cursing anything and everything! My cousin certainly pulled a number on me; whilst hosiery, shoes and underwear were essential for Gaby her choice was a little, erm, over the top. I mean I haven't ended up looking slutty or anything but the push up bra and three-inch heels made me look a right little Lolita! Lets be straight about this, I don't go out of my way to dress up as Gaby and I try to keep things as gender neutral as I can but I reckon I look quite hot tonight (if a little uncomfortable).
“Come on Gab's, we're late.”
In other words ‘you've made us late'.
“Its these shoes, I don't know how you walk in them, I'm surprised you're mum lets you.”
“What the eye doesn't see.”
As if it wasn't already weird coming to ‘my' party as Gaby but it was also at my old house, the house I lived in nearly all my life.
“Hi guys, come on in, like your hair Gab.” Helen greeted us and once inside took our coats.
I didn't mention my crowning glory did I, the real reason we were late. Mad insisted on putting my hair up in a rather ornate pile of curls and hanging bits — at least it wasn't braids for a change!
“Sorry we're late, someone couldn't decide what to wear.” Mad supplied.
“Ooo nice dress Gabs,” Ally started, “thought you weren't wearing it tonight.”
“I wasn't.”
“Hi Maddy and you must be Gaby right?” Mrs Joyce smiled.
“Um hello Mrs Joyce.”
“You do look like your cousin.”
I blushed a bit.
“Well now you're here we can eat.”
The house looked totally different, well of course it would, different furniture, different positions for things. Sort of like déjà vu with a twist. The five of us had a nice dinner, it was a bit odd being all dressed up like this but the others were gussied up too and I started to get a bit suspicious when Mrs Joyce left soon after we'd eaten.
“So what now, we watching a film or something?”
“Didn't they tell you Gabs? We're having a Valentines party, half the year are coming.” Hel informed me.
“What?” I exclaimed.
The doorbell ringing halted any further discussion as the first partygoers arrived.
“When Helen said an old friend was coming we thought it might be Drew but you're much better.” Paul enthused after cornering Gaby in the kitchen.
“Er thanks, I think Drew was supposed to be coming.”
“I guess it woulda been a long way to come just for a party.” He mused.
You don't know the half of it!
Despite my reservations I actually found myself having a good time. I even managed to have a bit of a boogie after I ditched Mad's towering heels. It was good to see my old school friends again but a bit odd too. After all I could hardly admit to being Drew dressed up like a prom princess but I'd known a lot of these people since infant school. There was a bit of snogging going on, I'm sure Clive was trying to get the courage up to make a move but I managed to avoid him.
Things started to wind down when Mrs J returned just after ten and by eleven there were just a handful of us waiting for our rides home.
“Thanks Hel.”
“I was a bit surprised when Mad rang and said Gaby was coming.”
“Not as surprised as me, I'll tell you!”
“Sorry I didn't go to Bernie's earlier, I'll go see her tomorrow, I promise.”
“You haven't known her that long but Ally and Mad have known her for like years. She's not really bad, she just got in with a bad crowd.”
“Ally said she was pregnant, is she keeping it?”
“I think so, we didn't really talk about that much.”
Helen looked thoughtful.
“I guess we'll have to share the babysitting!”
I rolled my eyes in disbelief.
“Come on Gabs, mums here.” Mad called from the front hall.
“Have to go I guess,” I struggled to get my shoes back on my stockinged feet, “thanks again for tonight, I'll mail you when I get home.”
We hugged, I was nearly as tall as Hel with the heels, and we were soon making the short trip back to the Peters.
“You all packed Drew?” Aunt C enquired.
“Just about.”
“I wish I was coming.” Mad pouted.
“We've discussed this once already.” Her mum pointed out.
“I know!”
I was thankful really that Mad wasn't coming to the airport, when the guys came to Germany last year it was a right cry fest when they left to come back to England.
We gave Mad a ride to school where we met Hel and Ally too. We had a bit of a hug session before they had to go inside. My flight wasn't until four so we drove round to the Rose's to see Bernie for a bit. All too soon it was time to leave and after another tearful farewell we headed out to the A1 to make our way to Leeds Bradford.
It was a good job Aunt C was with me; I would've struggled with all my stuff on my own. The check in was pretty quick and after depositing my bike bag at the oversize check in we went to get something to eat.
“Well kiddo, its time.”
“Thanks for having me.”
“You're welcome, we'll see you again at Easter remember, now chop chop or you'll be late!”
We had a last hug before I joined the queue for security and passports.
I found a seat in departures and watched the coming and going while I waited for my flight to be called. Eventually we were called to the gate and I joined my fellow travellers. It was a bit odd to hear German being spoken around me after five days of almost exclusively English. Where is home? It seemed like Warsop should be but as I waited amongst the mixed collection of Europeans I realised that home is where you make it and that's where my family is, in other words, Dernau not Warsop.
We had to walk out to the plane, it was damn chilly and I felt my nipples crinkle as I shivered. No fancy loading walkway here just a set of steps leading up to our aerial bus. I noted wryly that I would be flying on Jo Whylie, the plane named after a DJ I used to listen to back in Warsop.
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“Come on Gab, we'll be late!”
“It wasn't me who had too much coffee.”
“Bleh!”
I was knackered to tell you the truth; it was nearly ten o'clock by the time I got home last night. Dad met me at Düsseldorf International just after seven but then we got caught up in a load of traffic at Köln that cost us nearly an hour.
“Connie!” I moaned as I tried to power the old Schauff up to cruising speed.
“So Bernie, she is the dark haired girl yes?”
“No that's Helen, the tall one with sort of reddy brown hair.”
“Its not so much of a surprise to me, it is always in the Zeitung how there are so many Jung mutter in England.”
It was said without rancour, more a statement of fact. It didn't make things any different, she was my friend whether she was a statistic or not.
“Yeah well, I don't think she exactly planned it.”
Connie just shrugged and kept pedalling.
“Ah so you grace us with your presence Fräulein Bond!”
How many times have I told Herr Viessner I'm not a girl? But it's useless to argue with him.
“Yes sir.” I sighed as Steffi sniggered beside me.
“So as you are our resident expert can you please give me a sentence that includes the past participle of eating.”
I had to think about it for a moment, “after we had eaten, my friends went home.”
“Thank you Drew, now class can you see the sentence structure she used?”
The rest of the lesson went on in a similar vein; at least I didn't get picked on again.
“So your friend, she will have the child?” Pia enquired at lunchtime.
“I dunno, I guess so.”
“In the circumstances I think I would not.” Anna offered.
“But if it is her religion, I think she hasn't the choice.” Steffi noted.
“What's religion got to do with getting preggers?” I enquired.
“Sometimes you are so naive Gaby!” Connie sighed.
“What?”
“Religion has a lot to do with things, for example Catholics will not use die Verhütungsmittel and abortion also is against their beliefs.” Nena told us.
“I think it is less so now.” Bridg put in.
“Is Bernadette a Catholic Drew?” Connie asked.
“Dunno, never really asked about stuff like that.
“Her name is typical for a Catholic.” Steffi pointed out.
Maybe I should ask her when I mail her tonight or would that be like intrusive? I must admit that religion wasn't something that really came up in our lives. I guess a few kids went to church but to be honest I was still a bit hazy about the differences between C of E, Methodists and Catholics, don't they all sing the same hymns and stuff? I think some of my relations are a bit more into the whole church thing but our family would I guess be called non-practising C of E. By that I mean we rarely go to a church service but both Jules and me have been baptised. It hadn't really occurred to me that which church you went to could affect stuff like having kids.
“Hi Drew.”
“Hi Mum, where are you? It's a really crackly line.”
“At the top of the Kitzbüheler Horn, we've come up to the restaurant tonight, its damn cold up here.”
“I never could understand the training camp thing.”
“Its for team building kiddo.”
“Sounds more like a party with a bit of skiing thrown in.”
“We were out on the bikes today. Anyway, how was Manchester?”
“Okay I guess, we did a lot of track work.”
“Well that was the point of the weekend.”
“I guess, I just prefer the road.”
“So it was just okay?”
“Well…”
“Well what? Spit it out.”
“You know Dick?”
“Haslam? The track coach?”
“Yeah, well anyway we had a bit of a chat.”
“I'm on with Drew Tina, medium please , sorry luv they're just ordering dinner, go on what did Dick have to say?”
“Well it seemed all a bit politicky, he said that some people didn't like that I am on the squad, I know Simon Armitage doesn't. Well anyway he said that there's like this secret plan to put BC on a standing with like Australia and France and that.”
“Caro mentioned something like that when we had a chat the other week.” Mum noted.
“Well anyway, I think Dick has lost it coz he reckons they want me to win the Tour — as if!”
“Why not kiddo? Your old Ma managed it and I'm gonna give it another shot this year.”
“Yeah but…”
“But what? Drew you really are a chip off the old block, you certainly have all the makings of a first class rider, I know I don't really say much but I'm really proud of what you've achieved. Now if Dick says they're grooming you for bigger things I know its not just motherly pride.”
“Yeah but the Tour, you have to be like mega good.”
“And you aren't? Don't put yourself down so. Go with the flow, if you're not happy we can talk things through, it sounds like it's not just me that'll be earning a living racing bikes! Coming Maria! Look Drew, I have to go, we can talk more when I get back next week ok, tschuss!”
“Bye Mum.”
How comes I get to go to Manchester and Mum gets to go to Kitzbühel skiing?
“Your Mum okay?” Dad enquired.
“I guess, they're eating dinner at the top of some mountain.”
“Sounds like one of Maria's ideas.”
“What're we eating?”
“Chops okay with you?”
“I guess.”
“I'll do it in a minute, oh you haven't forgotten it's the track league at Radstadion Köln tomorrow night, i'll pick you up from school or we'll never get there on time.“
I got an email from Bernie, apparently she has to go to court next week to do with the arson stuff. Apparently her social worker wants to prosecute her boyfriend, something about sex with a miner which is like pretty weird, especially as Meden pit closed yonks ago! I sent a reply but i chickened out of mentioning religion, i mean what do you say, 'i hear that if you're a Catholic you have to have the baby', maybe she'll just tell me?
”žCRACK“ the starters pistol sounded loudly in the evening air.
I pushed down hard on the pedals and started my first event of the night, one that i already have some form with, the pursuit. the Albert-Richter-Bahn is a wooden track like Manchester although its not fully enclosed and at 250m meant my 3000m pursuit would be over 12 laps. I was soon into my stride and settled into my tuck position, i actually felt like i was riding fast, no doubt as a result of some position tweaking at the weekend.
There was no fancy screen here instead Dad walked backwards and forwards from my station to denote if I was up or down. The pursuit is hard, ride flat out for five minutes against your opponent on the opposite side of the track. British cyclists have a good record in the event down the years including several Olympic gold's and world championship wins. I suppose it could be something to do with our tradition of time trialling but although the distance is short, the effort is out of proportion to riding say a ten.
After five laps Dad indicated I was up on my rival and from there onward I turned up the power gaining time each lap. With two laps to go I started to tire but was chivvied into a final effort by the sight of a bike at the other end of the back straight. I'd never catch him but the little crowd cheered me home to a victory on the line of nearly ten seconds.
Unlike road riding, at the track, whilst some people specialise most have a go at everything, my next event was the junior Devil. It's like only ten laps but after lap three the last rider, the devil, gets pulled out each lap then there's a big sprint from the survivors for the line. It can be a bit cut and thrust but if you get your tactics right it can be fun.
I stayed near the back out of trouble and just made sure I got in front of at least one rider each lap. Simple to say but no one wants to be last in line so I had a series of mini sprints to stay in contention. The final sprint didn't go my way, a big lad in ESV Köln colours got over the line first but I was only a half wheel down.
My last event of the evening was the points race. Rather than separate events for each category everyone was on the track together, Elites, Seniors all the way down to Juniors. It was all really exciting mixing it with the older riders, I even managed to gain a lap on the back of a ‘train', Dick's picking on me at the weekend really got some results! I managed to get back towards the front for the final sprint and was dead chuffed to score fourth place. Well cool!
“Well kiddo,” Dad started as we negotiated our way out of Köln, “I reckon you could win the series if you score well on the last night.”
“If.” I emphasised.
“You picked up a lot of points tonight, the points race was very impressive.”
“I have just come back from a weekend of training at Manchester.” I pointed out.
“And you can build on that.”
“Yeah.” I wasn't so convinced.
“So run this by me again Connie.”
“There's a Goth party at Martin's tonight so we're meeting at Anna's to get ready.”
“Following you so far.” I took another sip of coffee.
“You need to bring black tights and a dark skirt.”
“I'm hearing you, why?”
“Well duh! I just said, Anna's gonna lend us some stuff but we need to take some ourselves.”
“And just why would I be wearing a Rock and Strumpfhose?”
“Drew-www please?”
“No.”
“But ‘everyone' knows you're the Königin you have to wear a skirt.”
The logic was definitely flawed but much as I hate to admit it I could sorta see her point. All the girls would be wearing dresses or skirts an all that, I was known to be a girl, ergo I would be expected to be dressed as a girl. It was kinda logical, stupid but logical.
I sighed deeply, “Do I have to go?”
“Don't you dare wimp out on us Mr Bond!”
“What time?” I slumped back in my seat, defeated by logic.
It had been billed as an anti Valentines party and I had agreed to join the others when we got back from Berlin. To be honest I'd forgotten about it until Con mentioned it was today, ten minutes ago. And there was me thinking we would be going to the cinema this afternoon, nope its dress up time at Anna's up the hill in Esch!
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February the fourteenth, just over a week until my fifteenth birthday. So what am I doing? Oh yes, I've got a party to attend.
“Anna!” I moaned as she nearly poked my eye out with an eyeliner pencil.
“Well sit still then.”
“I'm trying but this jumper itches.”
“Stop moaning, you coulda worn the Korsett, I did offer to swap.” Anna pointed out as I tried my best to ignore the effect her jumper was having on my body.
I was well kippered today, any lingering doubts anyone might have had over my gender would be blown away for sure. After I left Connie earlier I went home to find the ordered clothing, I don't have a lot of girl stuff and a black skirt was not in my repertoire. Not that I would ever get away with that as an excuse so with cap in hand I interrupted Jules' German revision.
“Erm Jules?”
“What do you want to borrow, I haven't got any money.”
“I don't want money, I was er wondering if you had like a black skirt I could borrow? We're going to a Goth party tonight and I um don't have anything.”
She sniggered, “I guess you must be a girl, I'm sure my brother wouldn't be asking to borrow my clothes.”
“Jules!”
“Sorry I couldn't resist, what's it worth?”
“Ten Euros?”
“Ten and you help me with this German before Monday.”
Well it was cheaper than buying something I guess.
“Deal.”
So that's how I ended up wearing this ridiculously short net and satin creation complete with Jules' fence net stay ups which just failed to reach the ‘hem' of the skirt. I know she has more sensible stuff but she claimed this was all she could find — like I say kippered!
Goth Girl had offered a corset too, but my brief acquaintance at New Year and last year in Virginia did not encourage me to repeat the experience! So somehow I'd been talked into what can best be described as an amazing architectural achievement, one of Anna's Wonderbra's! That was effectively the problem with the jumper, it was Angora wool and the bra offered little in the way of protection from its soft but itchy fibres! Oh and did I mention it's neckline revealed way too much of my currently enhanced décolletage!
“Is this really necessary Anna?” I whined as she added more makeup to my already heavily laden face.
“Duh! If its worth doing…”
“…It's worth doing well, I know.” I sighed as she started on my lips.
“Ta da! What do you think?” Anna enquired of the assembled horde in her living room.
“Gabs? That you?” Steffi asked.
“I wish.” I mumbled.
I think my tormentor got just a bit carried away, apart from my revealing outfit, as if that wasn't bad enough, I now sported black nail polish, some multicoloured wool dreadlocks and a really scary looking face. Oh and her skull earrings a nose ring and a lip ring — no don't think I've flipped, they only clip on and my Goth guide was adamant they were required to finish things off.
The others of course had not been idle while Anna worked on me, I have to say no one had stinted on their efforts. Maybe between us there wasn't quite enough black hair but otherwise we'd fit into any group of Goths I've ever seen. Of course Anna had supplied a lot of stuff like the BIG boots Pia had on and the black wig that Steffi sported. We were gonna be a hit one way or another.
“Come on guys,“ Steff cajoled, “Dad'll be here with the bus in a minute.”
“Stop panicking, its too cold to wait outside, we'll hear when he arrives.” Brid pointed out.
Oh yeah, it would be too simple for Martin to live nearby, nope he lives about ten kilometres away as the crow flies in Staffel, by road its closer to twenty from Anna's place. A few kids back in Warsop used to travel a bit to get to school but some kids at Silverberg live over twenty kilometres away in Adenau! By comparison I'm a local living only about five kilometres away. Yep once we got to the party, there will be no escape until our ride home arrives about midnight.
BEEP! BEEP!
All seven of us were quickly in Herr Oldberg's Vito; it really was too cold to hang about, especially if you are wearing little more than your underwear!
“You all look nice this evening.” Steff's dad lied.
“Pappa!” Steffi groaned.
“I was only saying.” He backtracked.
To be honest I was starting to get a bit antsy by the time we started the climb up to Staffel. Now I'm sure you know by now that I like to get jiggy from time to time, and doing stuff in sometimes revealing outfits never usually deters me from having a good time. But tonight He will be there. Maximillian von bloody Strechau — talk about a pain in the bum. He must've asked me to go out with him at least twenty times since we moved here; honest I've done nothing to encourage him!
“What's up Gabs?” Pia enquired.
“Max.”
“He's harmless.” Nena suggested.
“That's alright for you to say, he doesn't follow you round like a lost puppy.”
“I think it's cute!” Connie put in.
“You would!” I huffed.
“Hmm Gabriella von Strechau, it has a certain ring to it.” Steffi called from the front seat.
Geez, and this lot are supposed to be my mates!
“We'll protect you from the nasty duke Gab.” Bridget offered.
“Duke? He's a Duke?”
“Ooh, she's interested now,” Nena giggled.
“Am not!”
“Well he's not the Duke yet but he's next in line to the title.” Pia informed me.
That's all I need, a lovesick aristo! Maybe the whole Goth thing'll put him off? What am I saying, I'm a boy for heavens sake, not of the female gender, I like girls!
We got to Martin's place, he lives on a farm and the party was already in action in one of the barns.
“Right girls, half eleven or your parents will skin me.”
“Yes Papa.”
“Yes Herr Oldberg.” We all chorused.
Martin and his mates really had gone to town on decorating and stuff, the whole anti Valentines / Goth theme came through rather well. We joined the crowd of other kids, it was fun trying to work out who some of them were, for some reason everyone recognised me straight away.
Perhaps it was something to do with all the ‘no kissing' signs or maybe he doesn't like Goths but Max behaved himself all night. In fact the party was a blast, I soon forgot how I was dressed, after all I wasn't the only one a little under dressed and not even the only boy in a skirt! So okay the one Rolf (one of the Strechs, Max's hanger-on's) had on was floor length and teamed with a ripped t-shirt — not exactly comparable to my brief ensemble!
It did, like a lot of teen parties, end up with the boys watching the girls, I of course had the advantage there that I was actually with the girls. On the downside, I was included in the girls being watched, which is a bit weird and creepy. Especially with how much flesh I had on display. Compared to the party at Hel's on Tuesday this really was on a different level. That's not to say Helen's offering was bad or anything but Martin had got the services of a proper Goth style band, and of course the old stone barn and real brands for lighting gave it something my old sitting room would never have!
I don't know how it happened, I don't remember anyone asking me, but I got voted ‘Goth Queen' to the hosts Goth King title (I'm sure it was because it was his party!). How do I keep getting in these situations? So of course we had to dance together, at least I've had some practice as Wein Königin. Mind you it was more folk style than waltz, back home everyone could just about manage a ‘jig on the spot' or ‘slow dance', here even my peers can manage a passable formal dance.
By the time Herr Oldberg arrived with his taxi to take us home my feet were aching and I was starting to fade.
“See you tomorrow Gabs.” Connie told me as she shut the door behind me outside Schloss Bond. Yeah, work at the bakery after my training ride.
I let myself in the house, someone was still up and I could hear the telly in the lounge.
“I'm home.”
“Hi kiddo,” Dad greeted me from his chair before looking from the telly. “What on earth are you dressed as?”
“A um Goth?”
“Not you as well, what is it with you kids?”
“No it was for the party, everyone went as Goths.” I tried to explain.
“It's a good job your mother can't see you young lady!”
“Dad?”
“Oh sorry Drew, well the same thing, were all your friends wearing so little tonight?”
“Pretty much.”
Dad sighed, “Go on, and make sure you take that make up off!”
“Yes Dad.”
I headed towards my eyrie only to be stopped on the way by Jules.
“Wow! Hot chica!”
“Give over Jules.”
“I bet the boys were all over you tonight.”
“Not really.”
“What's that on your head?”
I felt my head and found my ‘crown'.
“I got voted Königin.”
“I should be jealous.”
I set off on my regular Sunday morning loop; a couple of hours ride up into the hills and back. The sky was full of bruised clouds and the temperature in the valley was on the cool side of comfortable with a slight headwind.
One thing never changes and that's the chance to think about stuff while I'm riding, it might be what we're having for tea, reliving a race or like this morning, going over the previous day.
I've had the discussion with myself many times over the last couple of years, am I Drew or this other Gaby person? A wobble from my chest reminded me that it wasn't necessarily as clear cut as that, maybe my trip to the clinic in a couple of weeks will help with that?
On one hand I wanted to be rid of Gaby from my life, if I'm to follow my desired route in the world of cycling, maybe even reach the heights Dick was proposing I have to be all man don't I? There again I guess its not so bad being Gaby, I wouldn't have chosen the way things are but events and my body seem to have a way of pushing me ever onward. I don't want to be a girl; honestly I don't but its like good fun sometimes.
Take last night, so okay my outfit was a bit extreme and my main concern wasn't how I looked but rather how to avoid Max. I really enjoyed myself, geez I even joined in when Bridg started waggling her bits, we all ended up in a right state! Does that mean I'm really a girl, one of those trans thingies that Mum was on about?
I made the right turn onto the Effelsburg road and clicked my lights on, as it was a bit foggy up here.
Hmm where was I? Oh yeah Gaby. Well I guess I'm sorta stuck with her for now at least, its not like I usually dress up in girls stuff, well apart from my undies but like that's a practicality. WHOA! What the hell.
I got the bike back under control after its little dance on what I guess was some black ice. Hmm, if I can get to the top I can get onto some better roads or get Dad to fetch me. I selected low gear and sat as still on the bike as possible, there were a couple more wheel spin moments before I got to the top but it must be my imagination but it seemed to be a trifle warmer higher up.
I shoulda known there would be more fun coming, as I reached the Scheuren turn the first flakes of snow started to blow my way — just what I need! At least I was on the homeward leg. Whilst it didn't start to blizzard it was soon starting to settle on the tarmac, the little motorised traffic about did little to clear it.
Riding in the snow can be quite fun as long as you keep your attention focused. All thoughts of keeping to my training schedule went out the window, hey shouldn't it be Mum riding in snow? Maybe she is. The snow blew about a little but by Todenfeld, I decided to cut my ride a bit short, there was about four centimetres on the road and half that on me and my bike! For some reason I started singing Christmas carols to myself and found myself repeating Jingle Bells several times!
As I rode down through Esch I checked the time on the church clock, shitza! I'm late for work. Well going faster wasn't an option so the alternative was to go straight to the Bäckerei.
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“Drew?” Frau Thesing enquired as the snow encrusted figure dripped into the bakery.
“Morning Con, Mrs T, sorry I'm late I got caught out when the snow came.” I managed between trembling and shaking.
“Mom, I'm taking Gabs up to change.”
“Okay dear, I'm not going out today anyway. Get her warmed up too.”
“We'll be as quick as.”
I found myself herded up to the apartment above and into the bathroom.
“Get a shower, I'll find you some stuff to wear, leave your wet stuff outside the door.”
“Th-thanks Con.”
I stripped out of my cycling kit, it wasn't that I was soaked, I wasn't really that wet thanks to my Gore-Tex© jacket and bibs, rather I was cold, from my finger ends to the pit of my stomach, my legs were blue and I couldn't really feel my feet.
The shower was painful at first, I had to turn the temperature right down until I started thawing out then gradually put it back up. The action of soaping up helped getting the circulation going again.
“Drew? I've put you some stuff outside the door for you to wear.” Con called round the door edge.
“Cheers Con.”
“I'll see you downstairs.”
“Ok.” I agreed.
I turned the shower off and wrapped a towel around me then recovered the clothes before getting dried off. Well of course, Con being Con had found me some warm stuff to wear, the fact it was based around a needle cord skirt and a distinctly girly jumper wasn't the point! Mind you I could see why she chose this stuff, she is like inches taller than me and bigger everywhere else too but the skirt had a sort of corset panel at the waist, which allowed it to snug up for a reasonable fit, at least it came to my knees! She'd found a bra that wasn't too big and although the shoes were a size too big by doing up the straps a bit tight kept them on reasonably well.
“Better?” Con enquired passing me a cup of coffee.
“Much.” I agreed.
“You're bike's around back in the shed.”
“Thanks Frau Thesing.”
“Can I leave you two to it? I have some stuff I need to do upstairs.”
“Sure mom, we usually cope.”
My employer left leaving just the two of us in the shop.
“Sorry for this.”
“No worry, it's been quiet anyway, no one wants to come out in the snow.”
I stood warming my hands on my cup watching the snow falling outside.
“I like snow, Mum reckons its because it was snowing when I was born.”
“Its your birthday soon?”
“Next week, Wednesday the 25th.”
“We should have a party.” She enthused.
The arrival of a customer disrupted the conversation and heralded a not busy but continuous stream of visitors to the haven of Thesing's Bäckerei .
White stuff continued to fall all afternoon not hard but enough to build up nearly thirty centimetres by the time we closed up.
“I ought to get home.”
“No Tatort ? And its roasted lamb for dinner.”
It was tempting, really tempting.
“Oh go on then.”
I'm glad I did, the lamb was excellent even if there wasn't any mint sauce or Yorkshire pud! And Tatort! Well what an episode, there was some sort of mad assassin on the loose in Berlin while the Love Parade was on. I'm not sure quite why he was shooting people but the good guys eventually tracked him down and after a chase through the crowds finally got their man.
“You are not going out there in this.” Frau Thesing stated.
Outside the weather had taken a turn for the worst, the gently swirling snowflakes had at some time evolved into a full-blown blizzard! Whilst I quite like snow even I know when fun becomes stupid, I might be many things but that's not one of them.
“Looks like you're staying the night.” Connie needlessly pointed out.
“I'd best ring Dad”
“Go ahead Drew, you know where the phone is.”
I awoke with a start, where was I?
“Hmmm.”
“Aaargh!” there was someone else in the bed, someone very close indeed with their arm over my chest.”
“Hmmm Gaby.”
Closer inspection revealed the body to be Connie. I'm in bed with Connie? Shitza! “Aaargh!”
“Whe? What?” Con managed, “oh its you, mornin' Drew.”
“Morning, er how come we, er you and me, together?” I managed to string together.
“It was cold, I thought we could keep each other warm, I think it worked.”
Frau Thesing pushing the door broke this line of thought open.
“Time to get up girls.”
“Okay mama.”
I was caught in a right situation now, one that I was not really prepared for.
“Come on Gabs, shake a leg.”
Not having a great deal of choice in the matter I reluctantly donned the stuff I borrowed the day before, well Con did supply fresh knickers so it wasn't too gross.
Outside it was, as the carol would have it, ‘deep and crisp and even'. No bike ride to school today, that's if we go of course. Mind you it was still early, barely seven o'clock but of course it was still pretty much dark.
“I'll have to go home for my school stuff.” And to get changed!
“Breakfast first, then you can borrow my winter boots.”
“Thanks.”
It's not really that far from the bakery to my house, two minutes by bike but wearing too big boots and pushing my road bike through almost knee high snow took considerably longer!
“Ah the proverbial um daughter returns.” Dad mentioned as I arrived in the kitchen.
“Morning Dad”
“Morning kiddo, you're going to be late for school.”
“I'll be lucky to get there at all, have you seen it out there?”
“I took a walk out to the station with Jules, the main road's open. Tell you what, get your stuff and I'll drop you off, I've got to go down to the office anyhow.”
“Thanks, I'd best let Connie know.” Damn I was hoping to skive today.
“If she gets herself to the petrol station she come catch a lift too, I'll go start the car.
That meant I'd have about five minutes, bum!
I pulled Con's boots off and thumbed my phone into action as I headed for my room.
“Con? Drew. Yeah I only just got here, you want a lift, Dad's gonna take us…yeah at the Tankstelle in ten minutes. See you then, Tschuss!”
I searched through my schoolbag, evicted several tomes and found some more.
BEEP! BEEP!
Bugger! I grabbed my bag and charged downstairs grabbing a coat as I passed. Shoes, shoes, where are they, ah, they'll do. I rammed my feet into what I thought were my spare school shoes and slamming the door behind me left the house.
Dad just rolled his eyes as I slid in next to him.
“What took you? No don't answer.”
“Sorry, I couldn't find my German lit essay.”
Dad eased the Saab away from the house, already I could feel my seat warming up — every car should have heated seats! Yes we still have the Saab, it's a reminder of home but it's also a very nice car. The lane out to the main road was passable with care but once there our way was clear if busy. Connie was stood stamping her feet by the garage and was at the kerb by the time we stopped.
“Danke Herr Bond.”
“No problem Connie, I was going into town anyway.”
I was still thawing out from my extended walk in the snow, but I was getting some feeling back in my feet at least, the heater was belting out warm air. All too soon Dad was pulling up outside of school, it seems like everyone was caught out by the weather, we were far from the last students heading in.
“See you at lunch Drew.”
“Bum I forgot about lunch.”
“We can get something in the refectory, bye-ee”
“Bye.”
I headed towards my own homeroom and made it just as the second bell sounded. I shuffled across to my desk and with a sigh sank into my seat.
“Thought you weren't gonna make it.” Steff stated.
“It's a long story, Dad dropped me an' Con off.”
“Okay people, Anderson?” Fr. Dürst started the attendance roll.
I was sure I was getting some funny looks during homeroom but goodness knows why.
“Come on you're always Wollversammlung! “ Steff chuckled, “Chemistry sucks.”
“Yeah.”
“So like how come on the worst day of winter you decide to wear a skirt to school?” Steff enquired as we started the walk to the chemistry lab.
“Huh? I didn't…oh shitza!”
“What?”
“Dad was rushing me and I forgot to change.”
Bum, bum, bum!
“Well you look nice, it suits you.”
“I thought I was getting some strange looks.”
“I guess people were surprised, after all you normally wear jeans or cargo's.”
“But everyone will think I'm a girl!”
“Well duh! No more than before.”
“Which means?”
“Which means mein Liebchen, they always did.”
“But?”
“But nothing, most people have seen you gussied up out of school, they are just a little surprised to see you looking so girly in school, like the shoes by the way.”
I looked at my feet, nooo! Not my shoes at all but Goth Girls Skechers . I wanted to scream, I hate snow! Why didn't Dad say anything? Now I'm gonna have to spend the day dressed like this.
As I was apparently the only student in school not wearing trousers today I stood out like a sore thumb and I'm sure quite a lot were giving me the once over, not a nice thought. I did catch Max staring at my legs during German, he really is a letch. Which reminded me of Saturday night, oh bum! Am I doomed to be Gab not Drew, not me?
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To say Bernie was scared would not be correct on any level, she was petrified!
Mrs. Rose squeezed her daughter's hand and gave her a reassuring smile; at least she hoped it was reassuring. This was a whole new experience for the whole Rose family whose previous involvement with officialdom ran to a parking ticket in 1993!
The waiting was the worst bit, they'd been sat waiting for over an hour, it seems that youth court was busy today.
"Bernadette Rose!"
"It'll be alright love." they hugged before Bernie followed the usher into the courtroom, her mum going into the public gallery where their legal team was waiting.
"Well that went well." Mr. Smyth 'with a y' stated as they convened in a side room ten minutes later.
"So what happens now?"
"Well Mrs. Rose, social services will send you an appointment for an assessment, then at the hearing next month, if all goes well, the judge will make a temporary supervision order. Usually in these cases that means you have to report to your probation officer each week or fortnight. Its a first offence so we are probably looking at six to twelve months."
"Thanks Mr. Smyth" Bern mentioned.
"What about this other case Mr. Smyth?"
"Ah yes, the under age sex business. Well certainly nothing for you to worry about, its the Crown who are bringing the case, they might want a witness statement but its unlikely you'll be called to court."
"I find all this bewildering." Mrs. Rose admitted, "I wish my Ian was home."
"Mr. Rose?"
"Yes, he's in Iran working."
"Well like I said there's nothing to worry about, if anything comes up you have my number. I have to dash I'm afraid; I'm due in court again. I'll see you at the hearing next month."
It was bitterly cold outside the magistrates court, Bernie let out a sigh.
"You okay love? Fancy a cuppa?"
"Okay."
Mother and daughter walked along to the 'Toad in the hole' café and found a table inside.
"Mr. Smyth seemed very upbeat."
"I guess"
Mrs. R was half minded to launch into the 'hope you've learnt your lesson' monologue but it had been overplayed in the last few weeks and it didn't solve anything.
"We'll have to see about getting you back into school."
"Warsop?"
"Well Carol, Mad's mum is sure we can get you back in, she's on the School board so has had some experience.
"I dunno whether I could, everyone'll know."
"Where else do yo propose? You'd have to go to Worksop or Ollerton."
"I guess"
"At least they lifted your curfew so you can get out during the day."
Being housebound really was a bummer and the relaxation really would make life more bearable.
"Have you thought any more about the baby?"
"Of course I have."
"And?"
"I dunno."
"Look love, we'll support you whichever way you decide. Too many girls have their lives ruined by feeling pressured into having the child, I don't want you to be one of them."
"But abortion Mum?"
"Ok so in theory I'm against it too, but I'm practical, no one would blame you and even Father Ignacious agrees with me. It's not the only option you know? You could have it and offer it for adoption?"
"I don't know whether I could."
Being basically under house arrest there wasn't much else to do other than think. And whilst Drew's visit had returned her friends to her life she didn't really feel comfortable talking about this sort of stuff with them yet. Oddly she probably would‘ve talked to Drew; maybe she could call him up for a chat? It was a big decision, potentially life changing, well that goes without saying.
Of the three options the easiest of course would be an abortion, she'd always been against it in the past but that was before it affected her and also because the church was very much against it, but they were against contraception too which she always found rather hypocritical.
Option two would be to have the child and have it adopted, but of course that comes with its own baggage. Could she really give up a child that she'd carried for 9 months and given birth to? And what of the child? Would she get a knock on the door in twenty years time to find the ‘abandoned' child on the doorstep? There was so much of that in the papers and magazines these days, mothers looking for adopted children and visa versa, yep, even adoption could be messy.
Which left keeping the child. Was she ready for motherhood — on any level? It would totally change her life of course, not just the pregnancy but her whole life. Of course these days there is lots of support, childcare, education, money but she'd always be the single mum, the one who had to get home for the sitter. She really wished she could rewind the last few months and have things like they were before she met Sean.
“Mum? I'm going to meet the guys.”
“Okay, you know the rules.”
“Yes mum.”
Mrs. Rose had put her own conditions on Bern's freedom; hourly check ins and no leaving Warsop ‘unsupervised'. Well it was better than being stuck in doors and she could at least go to see her friends that meant she was less isolated.
She pulled her coat around her and hurried towards the College. It was strange going there not just out of uniform but no longer, at least for now, even a student. It felt like everyone she saw was looking at her in judgement but in truth hardly anyone knew what had gone on, it was doubtful that many people read the court notices in Chad and even if they did they were unlikely to know her.
“Mum reckons you'll be back in school in a couple of weeks.” Mad advised as they headed for Villa Peters.
“Maybe.” Bernie agreed. “I might go to Worksop High instead, start fresh you know?”
“Oh don't Bern, we'd never see you.” Ally mentioned.
“Why'd you want to do that?” Helen enquired.
“I don't know if I can take all the pointing, I mean everyone must know what I've done.”
“You're old news Bern, a few might remember but most people have probably forgotten you exist.” Mad pointed out.
“Except us of course!” Helen put in.
“So what are we doing after tea?” Ally enquired.
“English revision.” Mad sighed.
“Oh yeah, I forgot about the mock tomorrow.”
Those few words isolated Bernie from her friends as effectively as if she was locked away. She had been out of school since before Christmas, nearly two months in all. The home schooling she had was really just a couple of hours of pointless exercises with the wet behind the ears ‘facilitator' the council supplied. It was strange really, most kids would say they hate school, but if its taken away from you you find yourself wanting to be there.
“Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question!” Helen trilled.
“Helen, that is so bad! Right Bern?”
“Eh? Sorry I wasn't listening.”
“You okay Bern?” Ally asked.
“Yeah sure, look on second thoughts I think I'll just go home, I don't feel so good.”
“You want us to come with?” Helen offered.
“No, its okay, just a bit of a headache, I'll be alright.”
“If you say so, I'll call a bit later okay?” Mad offered.
“Yeah sure, bye then.”
The three of them watched as Bern retraced their walk along the lane.
“What do you think that was about?”
“No idea Mad.” Ally responded.
“She went a bit quiet when we started talking about school.” Helen observed.
It wasn't the girl's fault, not really. Things had changed, before she'd always shared so many experiences with her friends, they did everything together, her, Ally, Drew, Mad and Rhod. First Drew moved away, then Rhod, well Em by then, went to Wales then of course she'd gone daft. She didn't dare look back although she was certain they were watching her, no she wouldn't let them see the hot tears slipping down her face.
She'd meant to tell them about the baby tonight, they still didn't know about her pregnancy, it just hadn't come up in the couple of chats they'd had. She was on autopilot, walking home on the streets she knew so well.
“Mum? I'm back.”
“I thought you were going to the Peters for tea?” her mum enquired.
“I decided not to bother, I didn't fancy it really.”
It was clear by what her daughter didn't say that there was more to it than that but she knew by now that Bern would tell her when she was good and ready.
“I've been thinking, you know about the baby, I'm gonna keep it.”
So that's what it was about.
“You know it won't be easy?”
“I'll survive, it's not like its Aids or something.”
Mrs. Rose held her tongue in regard to the glib reply.
“Well I guess if that's decided we'd best let your father know.”
The conversation with her absent father went as well as it could. He was of course somewhat less than impressed with the circumstances and he'd made that quite clear but ever the pragmatist he promised his full support. She neatly sidestepped the school issue, it would have to be faced sooner or later but for now it could be later. She opened up her email folder and started to compose.
‘Hiya Drew, me here!
Well I've finally decided, I'm gonna keep the baby. I bet that surprised you, but I've looked at it from every angle and that's what I want to do.
I've got a favour to ask though. I still haven't told the others I'm pregnant, I know I'm a wimp but do you think you could tell them — pretty please?
Oh yeah my curfew thingy has been lifted so I can go out now which is really cool. Mum says we can go to Meadowhall tomorrow to start looking at baby stuff; I'll get properly registered at the doctors in the morning so I can start antenatal classes and stuff. Hey we'll be able to swap notes on being preggers! (Giggle)
I've decided that if it's a boy I'm going to call it Drew James and if it's a girl Gabrielle Susan, what do you think?
Hugs Bernie'
Before she changed her mind she hit ‘send' and relaxed back into her computer chair.
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I was not a happy bunny. Things didn't improve when I remembered that I was supposed to be going straight to the Pinger's from school. Why me? Okay I know what you're gonna say, there are precedents, the whole school brochure thing at Warsop and more recently the Schwangerkostüm episode here in Ahrweiler. It doesn't mean I have to like it. And what's worse is that before it's always been intentional, playing a part but today, well I don't know.
I did my best to ignore how I was dressed but when everyone started talking about Martin's party it was clear that I'd made something more of an impact than I thought. I guess it didn't help that I was made Goth Königin on the night combined with my less than manly outfit!
Well the easiest way to get through the day was to act like there was nothing unusual going on. Of course I'd long suspected that pretty much everyone at school thought I was a girl — with the exception of the Head, Frau Boxberg and possibly one or two other members of staff. Frau Dürst always seems to call me fraulein and has even picked up on Gaby! If I wasn't stuck with the Wein Königin thing I could just get a number one, I'd look like a boy then — wouldn't I?
There was a bit more snow after lunch, not enough to really add any depth but enough to re-cover cleared footpaths and roads. In the end school is just school however you are dressed, some things might be less appropriate — at least it wasn't Saturday's outfit!
“Drew? Why are you in a skirt?” Kat enquired when I joined her at what answers for the Silverberg train stop.
“It's a long story Kat. You remember how the schnee came down yesterday? Well…”
“And no one said anything?”
“Well not to me.”
She shook her head and pressed the button to open the door.
“Well I guess you're stuck with it now, come on, race you to the house.” And she set off up the street.
Somewhere along the line Kat started a snowball fight, which was all very well for her in her ski pants but lets just skip the detail and say that a snowball somehow ended up inside my skirt. And tights however you look at things tend not to give much protection in that situation! We finally made it into the Pinger house where Dad was already nursing a cup of cocoa with Henryck, that's Kat's dad.
“Ach there you are.”
“Drew started a snowball fight.” Kat accused.
“Did not, it was you.” I counter claimed.
“Does it matter?” Dad enquired before things got out of hand.
“Sorry Dad.”
“So what's for dinner papa?” Kat enquired.
“Dave suggested we go to the Shanghai Gärten.”
“I'm not exactly dressed for eating out.” I mentioned.
“I'll lend you something.” Kat offered.
Great.
“So Bernie will have the child?”
“I dunno, I think she might, she was always against terminations.”
“So young to be a mother.” Kat noted.
“Yeah.” I agreed.
We somehow ended up talking about my trip to England and of course I mentioned Bernie's position.
“Here you go, I knew it was here somewhere.”
She emerged from her closet brandishing what she described earlier as a ‘cheongsam' or something like that.
“You sure you don't have any jeans I can borrow?” I had a feeling of déjà vu — again!
“I told you, you'd look like a clown, I'm ten centimetres taller than you for starters and I'm a bit bigger in the hip too.”
“I know, but a dress?”
“You'll look cute!”
Where have I heard that before?
Well I suppose it was kinda fitting given where we ended up eating which, as you might guess by the name was a Chinese restaurant. With Mum and Maria away with Apollinaris in Austria we often seemed to do this sort of thing. Usually though I wasn't wearing a pink Chinese style dress!
Dad had to stifle a chuckle when Kat ushered me into the lounge.
“Ta da! I give you Gaby san!”
You don't get many blonde Chinese but Kat had made my face up so I looked a bit oriental. I already knew what Dad would say if I complained so what was the point? I just spent the whole day at school in a skirt so going to dinner in a dress, well I guess I did sort of land myself in this position.
By the time we headed home a lot of the snow was gone even if it was still damned cold — a fact that I knew only too well as Kat's dress was not exactly warm!
What a day! As I lay in bed I vowed not to have a repeat. What weirded me out though was my reaction to waking up with Connie cuddled up to me, or rather my lack of reaction. Well okay I was more than a bit surprised but I'm a boy and she's a girl right, surely I shoulda felt something more than surprise? On the other hand it did feel kinda nice to have her holding me, confused? I certainly am!
Tuesday was a return to normalcy, the snow was just about gone, I went to school in my own clothes and we were eating at home! When I turned on my computer about nine there was a new mail symbol flashing away in the corner of the screen. I opened the browser and downloaded the mail; ah it's from Bernie.
‘Hiya Drew, me here!
Well I've finally decided, I'm gonna keep the baby. I bet that surprised you, but I've looked at it from every angle and that's what I want to do.
I've got a favour to ask though. I still haven't told the others I'm pregnant, I know I'm a wimp but do you think you could tell them — pretty please?
Oh yeah my curfew thingy has been lifted so I can go out now which is really cool. Mum says we can go to Meadowhall tomorrow to start looking at baby stuff; I'll get properly registered at the doctors in the morning so I can start antenatal classes and stuff. Hey we'll be able to swap notes on being preggers! (Giggle)
I've decided that if it's a boy I'm going to call it Drew James and if it's a girl Gabrielle Susan, what do you think?
Hugs
Bernie'
I read it several times; well it seemed pretty up beat but how come I get to tell the others? But what could I do, I could hardly say no.
‘Hi Bern,
Of course I'll tell the others for you, I guess I'm the only other one who has been pregnant — even if it wasn't for real! I don't envy you that but I'll be here for you. You can't use those names; the kid'll get a complex!
How did court go? You didn't say.
Are you going back to school yet?
Hugs
Drew'
I sat for a while before I started to compose a new mail to Ally, Helen, Mad and Em as well.
‘Hi all,
Re Bernie
I know you guys have been talking again but there's something that Bern has told me but not you. I think she's a bit afraid of what you'll think and say so she asked me to tell you.
Well I'll stop beating about the bush, Bernie's pregnant and she's going to keep it. There I said it! I hope you won't go off on one again, she really needs your support right now so please be nice to her.
Catch ya later
Drew'
I hit send; well I'd done it. I only hope it was okay, well too late now, Gabrielle Susan indeed!
“Drew, you seen my Skechers?”
Oh sugar!
“Er not lately.” I fibbed, I could hardly say I'd left them at Kats could I — not without loading her with ammunition for future teasing. “I'll keep a look out for them, the black ones right?”
“Yeah, I couldn't find them yesterday and I'm sure I put them in the hall cupboard. Well I'd best be off, see ya later.”
“Bye”
I don't see as much of my sister as I used to what with her going to school in Bonn. It takes her about an hour and a half each way on the train, which must be a bit of a drag every day, that's part of the reason she got the Mofa. If you cut across country I can get to Bonn from home in under an hour on my bike but it's not really a good idea this time of year with icy roads and all that.
As soon as she was gone I flicked open my phone.
“Kat? Hi its Drew…. yeah good morning, could you bring my shoes to school…I know, I completely forgot when I picked the other stuff up…. yeah we can swap, er thanks for letting me borrow it…. I won't forget your shoes…. lunch time, okay see you then.”
Well that's that sorted. Ooh that reminds me; I need to take Con's stuff back this morning too.
Ten minutes later I had the borrowed clothes in the bike basket and I was heading towards Bäckerei Thesing. It was another bitterly cold morning but there wasn't any ice or snow even if it was a bit damp in the air.
“Morning Drew!” Anna pulled up as I was unloading my stuff at the bakery.
“Hiya.”
“Ooh that looks interesting.” She peered into my basket.
“Some stuff I borrowed the other day.”
There's one thing about bakeries, they are usually warm and I involuntarily shivered as the warmth hit me. Everyone else was already at ‘our' table so I dumped my bag and went to pour some coffee for Anna and me.
“Morning Gaby.”
“Morning.” I returned to Frau Thesing.
“Cheese or ham today?”
“Cheese please.”
Lunch ordered I returned to my gaggle of friends.
“I've never seen you in this.” Brid mentioned indicating the cheongsam.
“Its not mine, I borrowed it from Kat on Monday.”
“Sexy!” Pia growled.
“She'd look good in a bin liner!” Nena put in.
“Guys!” I moaned, “There's the stuff I borrowed at the weekend Con.”
I presented her with her boots and a bag of freshly laundered clothing.
“You didn't have to polish my boots.”
“Whatever”
“I want one, my shoes are always a mess.” Steff giggled.
“Girls! Your sandwiches are ready.”
“Okay mama.” Con replied.
Frau Thesing charged us each a flat daily rate of €5 for coffee and lunch, extra pastries and crisps we got a discount. Con took our money and fetched the food, overstuffed Brötchen and some sort of cake. We'd probably have much the same if we bought it at school but our €5 wouldn't include morning coffee or a can of pop.
The food signalled it was time to go so we headed out to the bikes.
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I didn't know it yet but last nights exchange of emails had sparked off much more than either myself or Bern could ever imagine! But more of that later.
"So" Bridg started as we settled down for lunch, "what are we doing for Drew's birthday?"
With everything that's been happening I hadn't really given it much thought myself. Back in Warsop it was usually something like a trip to the pics then like a birthday tea. This'll be my first birthday without the 'old' gang in like forever.
"You got any ideas Drew?"
"Not really, we usually go skating or something and probably something to eat."
"I know" Steffi started, "we'll organise a surprise."
"That okay Drew?" Nena enquired.
What do you say? No, I'm washing my hair? Lets face it, there's not that much can go wrong, is there?
"I guess, can we do on the Saturday though?"
"Great!" Anna giggled, "I lurv surprises!"
Oh boy, what am I letting myself in for? At least if it's at the weekend we don't have to worry about school the next day.
I arrived home a tad on the cold side, that's one thing you soon learn living in the valley bottom, it might still be light but you lose the sun quite early and with it any warmth it might give. And in the middle of February that means its darn cold by the time school lets out!
At least tonight I don't have too much homework. It was a rule the rents laid down when I got the broadband in my room, homework first then I could surf'n'stuff. Well excepting if I needed to look stuff up for school.
As soon as I logged on though there was a 'new mail' message, well several actually. My homework wouldn't take long so I hit my mail log in.
Talk about fans, flying and excrement! I won't bore you with all the details but I was in trouble because I hadn't said anything, Bernie was in trouble because she hadn't, why hadn't we told them - and a lot more in the same vein.
I rattled off a quick reply, just one, I'm not writing to each of them, but even so when I looked at the clock I realised that a/ it was nine thirty and b/ I hadn't done my homework! Sugar! Well I guess friendship comes first.
This is one week I just don't want to repeat - and to cap it all I've been coerced into attending another Weinkönigin event on Friday. I'd been trying to forget about it but hidden in my in box was a reminder from the Königin committee. Double shitza!
At least my homework was relatively easy - 1000 words on the causes of the American Civil War. We'd covered that when we were in America last year so the only difficult bit was putting it into German! On the plus side I've nearly got the hang of how it works but don't ask me to explain!
Thursday passed all too quickly, Friday too - all too soon it was time for Gaby to put in another appearance. At least this time it wasn't a dance or visit to the old folks home. Having said that, a formal dinner at the Kursaal in Bad Neunahr was not exactly an easy gig either. The only plus, if you could call it that, is that I get to wear more normal stuff. Yeah normal if your Connie not normal if you're Drew.
"Come on Gabs, we'll be late."
I think Jules enjoyed all this stuff, especially like tonight when she was seconded as my guardian; Dad had been given the task of taxi driver for the returning Apollinaris riders.
I did a last check in the mirror, yep as I feared, no sign of Drew at all.
"Gab!"
"Yeah I'm coming"
Pia's dad was taking us; he's on the organising committee anyhow so Pia and her mom were along for the night too.
"Nice dress Gab."
"Er yeah." I wasn't sure if she was being ironic or not.
My dress was far too girly for my liking, okay any dress is girly but this one was more than most. It's actually quite a nice dark purple with like a sparkle to it; but the flouncy bits all over it offset that. I know, it coulda been worse, it is knee length and it doesn't show too much chest. Of course I have to have my hair up because as Weinkönigin I have to wear my 'crown'. Talk about hassle!
I've gotten quite good at this girl stuff I suppose, not that that is something to put on my CV, 'Good at girl stuff, dab hand at makeup, can braid hair,' yeah that'd look really good - not! The fact of the matter is that I'm not really having to think about it, worse still the other day I even found myself tidying my eyebrows! Roll on September so I can get back to being me full time.
The dinner was a sort of fundraiser thing combined with some presentations for what I couldn't really say; my German isn't up to the machine gun announcements of the MC so I just clapped when everyone else did.
What I had failed to see coming, I guess someone did mention it at some point, was that I had to help with these presentations. Talk about embarrassing, the more so because people applauded me when I walked up to the stage and I hadn't even done anything!
So I stood, smiled and passed the awards out as directed, the worst bit about, and I can barely bring myself to think about it, was that nearly all of the insisted on trying to kiss me! The first one caught me unaware and landed one nearly square on the lips. Gross! After that I was ready to repel boarders, no one got past my cheek after that I can tell you!
Still, the food was pretty good; even I had to leave some. I mean everyone got their own joint of meat and there were enormous platters of taters and veg, I'm getting quite partial to hot red cabbage!
"Gaby"
"Yes Herr Sebenschuh "
" I have something for you, I should have given it to you earlier but..."
Pia's dad patted down his jacket pockets searching for something.
"Ah here we are." he pulled a small box out of a pocket, you know the sort of thing that rings come in, "it is your badge of the Ahrtal Löwen Club, you are an honory member as a Wein konigin ."
"Er thanks Herr Sebenschuh"
"Lets see!" Jules demanded from behind my left ear.
"Okay let me get it open then."
Turns out that the badge was like a silver brooch with 'Ahrtal Löwen Club' running around the edge and 'Weinkönigin 2004' on a banner type thing underneath. In the middle was what I guess is the Löwen's actual badge.
"Kewl" Jools allowed, let me pin it on."
How come my sister was suddenly into all this charity stuff? Lets face it; it hardly goes with her Goth Punk persona does it?
It was pretty late by the time we were dropped at home, my feet were killing me - do not wear strappy sandals to a formal function even if your sister reckons they are perfect. My poor tootsies have been stood on several times and the straps have been cutting in too, was I glad to get them off!
The rents were already in, Mum looked well fit - not like that although I guess she is, no athletic fit. She'd also got quite a tan, she never mentioned going to the beach!
"Hiya kids"
"Hi Mum"
"Ooh Gaby, you stink of cigarettes!"
"It was quite smoky in the Kursaal"
"You'd best both shower before bed and we'll have to get your dresses cleaned."
"Yes Mum." I sighed.
This was embarrassing,
"Jules?" I called around Goth girls door.
"Wassup? Its only seven for chrisakes ."
"I'll come back later."
"You're here now and I'm awake so what is it?"
"Can I like come in?"
"I 'spose"
I let myself into the black hole.
"So what's up?"
"Erm I dunno, I think there's something wrong, my um thingies had some sort of white stuff on them this morning."
Jules started to chuckle from the nest she was curled up in.
"Its not funny, it could be serious!"
"Sorry Drew, but it is sorta funny."
"You know what it is?"
"This white stuff? It was like a bit sticky right?"
"I suppose it was a bit."
"You're lactating"
"Lack whating?"
"Dur! And you did that whole pregnancy thing last year! Lactating, you know, boobs, milk?"
"Aiee!"
"Shush! You'll wake the olds."
"But like I can't be, for one I'm not pregnant and the other, I'm a boy!"
"Keep your hair on. Its nothing to do with being pregnant, mine did the same at your age, its like your body is testing that everything works. I bet you slept on your front."
"Yeah."
"Well when you move about in your sleep it sort of makes your boobs think they're being suckled. If you sleep on your back and maybe wear a sleep bra they'll stop doing it and dry up in a week or so."
Talk about mortified. So now not only do I have boobies, I have milk boobies!
"Its perfectly natural when your body is developing."
"Yeah, if your a girl. Reality check Jules, I'm a boy, I have all the equipment to prove it.'
"Look, why don't you have a chat with Mum."
Well it wasn't news I wanted but at least it wasn't as scary now, yes maybe I should have a chat with Mum, maybe later.
Hi Drew,
Just thought I'd let you know, the girls are coming round later and we're going to Worksop, Mum's taking us. We were in Yim for hours, you should log in, I'm sure you can get Yaboo in Germany.
Speak to you later
Bernie
I read it through again; it looks like my friends are getting to grips with Bernie's situation. I sighed heavily, I really miss those trips, its not the same with Con and Steff an' that, but I guess that's a given. Maybe I could try Yim, not that I get that much time for that sort of stuff what with training and homework and all that. I hadn't intended looking at my email when I switched the comp on this morning but when it flashed up that there was mail from Bernie I had to check it out.
“I was talking to your Aunt Carol this morning.”
“Oh?”
“Yes,” Mum went on, “she was telling me about Bernie, why didn't you tell me?”
“I was going to.” I told her somewhat defensively.
“You're not in trouble kiddo, far from it. Carol was telling me what you did, I'm proud of you.”
I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding.
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“So what do you think?”
“I dunno.”
“Well have a think about it and let me and your Dad know.”
“Er yeah, okay.”
“Well I need to get ready, don't get into mischief.”
Mum left me alone in the kitchen.
We'd been talking about Bernie and the gang for a while but she'd surprised me at the last. Out of nowhere she'd suggested Bernie come to stay with us for a while. I dunno where she got the notion, maybe Auntie C, it sounds great but would it be a good idea?
I needed to get ready myself, a bunch of us are going up to Bonn this afternoon.
NEEEENAAAH, NEEEENAAAH, NEEEENAAAH, NEEEENAAAH!
The police car sped past us.
“Gott! Its so busy here.” Brid exclaimed.
“It's quieter than Köln.” I noted as we made our way over the pedestrian crossing.
“So where are we going?” Nena enquired.
“Schuh Strasse.” Anna suggested.
“As good a starting place as any.” Steffi noted.
“There are some nice boutiques there.” Pia agreed.
Joy.
I followed along in my friends wake, not quite sure why I was here after all I don't want stuff in the boutiques.
“So what do you think Drew, the red or the green?”
How should I know? I looked at the togs Anna was holding up.
“Green?”
“Hmm I think so too.”
Well why ask me then? Girls!
With my mind elsewhere — specifically the Bernie question, I didn't take too much notice of who was trying what. When they had exhausted the possibilities in one store we moved to the next.
“Hold this Drew.”
I absentmindedly held the hanger in front of me.
“I think the other Steff.”
“Yeah, we'll go with that.” Pia agreed.
I still hadn't come to a conclusion over Bernie. I mean I think it's a cool idea, but is it a sensible idea? On the one hand I get to hang with Bern, she'd be away from all the nasty stuff in her life and she'd have a chance to get her act together. But on the other hand she might feel a bit isolated and she'd be away from like her rents and the other girls. And of course there was the issue of whether the authorities would allow her to come even. Maybe I need to talk more with Mum and Dad.
“Are you listening Gabs, I asked if you like fried potato cakes?”
“Erm soz Con, they're ok I guess. We getting some?” food was starting to appeal.
“Like where from dumbo? Do you see any vendors?”
“Sorree, I was only saying, my stomachs rumbling.”
“I'm hungry too.” Nena added, “Lets go eat in the Dinea.”
“Sounds good to me.” I agreed.
“Okay then.” Con sighed.
It was only a short walk to the Karstadt then a switchback route through the building to the rooftop restaurant. I'm sure I've mentioned these places before; I really enjoy eating in them, although you can end up spending a fair bit if you aren't careful. I settled on a plate of salad stuff, Zweibelsuppe and a slice of apple torte — maybe my rumbling tum will be sated with that.
The girls seemed to have accumulated a few bags of stuff that unusually didn't get re-examined around the table.
“So what now?”
“More shops!” Pia enthused.
“We do still need some stuff for you know what.” Anna mentioned.
“Not more clothes.”
“Well you don't have to come.” Nena pointed out.
“Maybe I wont.”
“You could meet us later if you wanna go do stuff.” Steffi offered.
Hmm, maybe I could go to König's.
“Okay then, where'd you wanna meet?”
“Say four at the Bahnhof?” Steff suggested.
I checked my watch, two thirty.
“Okay, I'll see you on the platform.”
“Laters!” Pia called as they left me outside the Dinea.
König's is on the way to the station and once inside the toy store I made a beeline for the third floor maze where I could indulge my passion for model cars. These shops still amaze me, back in England there's nothing quite like them. And the stuff. I set to, browsing the cabinets of HO cars and trucks; I could treat myself to a couple but what?
I settled on a couple of models, a new Veedub beetle and a coach in the colours of Graf Reisen from up in Essen. I also picked up the latest edition of MAZ, it's a magazine devoted to collecting the HO's, maybe I can get a subscription?
Anyway, money spent I made my way down through the shop.
“Are you okay Fräulein?” a shop girl enquired.
“Ay um er yes thanks, danke.”
My attention returned to the real world as I realised I was not only surveying the infant toys but also worrying a stuffed toys' ear!
“Um, can I get this please?”
“Sure, you want it gift wrapping?”
Hmm, there's an idea.
“Yes please.”
I waited, still in a world of my own; as the girl boxed and wrapped the piebald bunny I had been annoying.
“Zwolf Euro bitte.”
“Sure.” I passed over the dosh then, transaction completed, left the store.
I hugged the parcel to my chest; yep Bernie's sprog will like that.
I checked the time, bum it's nearly four! At least it's not far to the station.
“There you are, we thought you were lost.” Con greeted me.
“Well I'm here now.”
“Looks like our train now.” Anna hinted as the Rhein Express entered the station.
“So what do you think?”
Bern hesitated a bit before answering.
“Well I wouldn't mind, if I'm allowed.”
“Kewl, it wouldn't be straight away, maybe a fortnight?”
“Thank your rents Drew, I seem to be causing all kinds of problems at the moment.”
“Its usually me, maybe you are over compensating for a boring life.” I snorted.
“You could say that!” at least there was a bit of a smile in her voice.
“Well I'd best get off the phone, I'll email you when I know more about you coming over.”
“Thanks again Drew.”
“No problemo, tschuss!”
“Bye”
I ended the call; Mum insisted I invite Bern myself, in person — well in voice over the phone at least. Of course there's all sorts of stuff to sort out and organise, the ‘rents have got Aunt Carol recruited to the cause too, I'm confident that between them they'll get it organised.
I stood in front of the bathroom mirror and studied the person in the reflection. It's me of course and I guess this is what other people see — of course it is! I'm certain I don't look like a girl, so yeah I should get a hair cut and I don't have to shave yet but does that make me a girl. Bum, my breasts are leaking again, Mum reckons they'll dry up in a couple of days but still… I hope that the Doc can suggest something to kick-start my hormones when I see him next week. Maybe then these chest encumbrances will go into reverse, I certainly hope so.
After last weeks disaster of a training ride I checked the weather forecast before setting off this morning. It looked like it could be wet up in the hills so I settled on a slightly longer but flatter ride — down to the Rhein then up to Bonn, over the river and back down to Linz, across the ferry and back home. It was darn cold when I set off and it hasn't really warmed up as I've come down the Ahrtal.
I turned onto the lane that bikes are supposed to take down to Sinzig, geez that was a bit slippery! The sun tried to push through the clouds that left a rather weird light over everything. I've been this way a few times before — well quite a few really, and I used a short cut to get to the path alongside the Rhein. The muddy waters gurgled and churned northwards, much higher than usual, in fact they weren't far off the height of the path!
Not that that was my main concern, as I passed the ferry slip I found a bit of black ice, well dodgy. Geez if I slip on a patch of ice I could end up in the water, not a nice thought. I took it easy along to the Remagen Bridge then as the path was drying turned up the power a bit. After Remagen the path has a really nice surface and a few other bikes, walkers and skaters joined me. I settled into a nice cadence, eating the kilometres comfortably.
Up through Bansdorf and Rolandseck I joined the road traffic then in Bad Godesberg I picked up the riverside path again to take me up to the Königswinter ferry. I like these little ferries but today it was a bit disconcerting with the rushing river pitching the floating bridge about a bit more than I felt comfortable with. Still the crossing only takes a couple of minutes and I was soon heading down the eastern bank towards Bad Honnef. I decided to stick to the road and was soon cruising along at a steady 40kph (25mph).
At Unkel the road rejoins the riverbank and there was a noticeable drop in temperature. Back past Remagen and soon Linz appeared just a couple of kilometres further along. Luck was with me, the ferry was just about ready to depart when I swung onto the slip but I was waved on so with a carefully executed bunny hop I was on board.
This side of the river was distinctly cooler so I kept an eye out for ice as I retraced my outward route back home to Dernau. Nearly two hours after setting off I parked my bike back in the garage and headed for the shower.
“That you Drew?”
“Yes Dad.”
“Good ride?”
“Apart from the cold. The river's well high.”
“Connie rang for you, can you give her a call before you go to work.”
“Sure.”
I decided to call her before my shower.
“What's up Con?”
“Dad's got some photographer bloke coming today to take some pictures for advertising.”
“Is that all?”
“Well I just thought I'd give you the heads up in case it's a bit weird when you get here.”
“Okay, thanks. I'll get showered and I'll come a bit earlier if you like.”
“Good idea.”
“See you in about half an hour then.”
“Okay, Tschuss!”
“Tschuss.”
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“You are kidding me?”
“Ut uh, straight up.”
“But, but its not like anyone wears that stuff to work here normally.”
“I'm not exactly loving it myself Drew, it's only for today though, pretty please?”
“Like I've got a choice.” I sighed.
“I'll tell daddy while you get changed.”
“Yeah.”
I didn't see this coming, I'm not sure what Herr Thesing is thinking, I mean does he think it'll encourage more custom? I slipped my keks off and tugged their replacement into place, jeez I'll freeze my bits off, it doesn't even reach my knees! Yeah you've guessed it I get to wear a skirt again. I'll have to borrow some tights off Con and I'm changing back as soon as!
Talk about feeling like a right plonker, by the time I actually got into the shop I was wearing a reprise of the pretzel hairdo I ended up with in Berlin and if Con was anything to go by I looked like something out of an old film. You know the sort of thing, like some sort of idealised waitress cum maid except its blue with lots of frilly bits. As long as he doesn't think I'm gonna wear this for real!
Unlike last week we had some customers today, which was good from the photography aspect but dressed like, like a weirdo, it's embarrassing!
So like Max and his mates had to come in didn't they.
“When we are married you can wear your uniform all the time.”
“In your dreams von Strechau!”
What a jerk! Can you believe his front? To make things worse the photographer insisted on some photos of me serving the Strechs so I had to make like I was happy being leered at by Baron von flippin' Strechau. Urgh, the very thought.
So the photographer chap was done by two but we were too busy for us to get changed so we ended up wearing the kinky outfits all afternoon.
“I hope your dad doesn't get any ideas.” I mentioned as I joined Connie on the sofa.
“He can have ideas all he likes.”
“That's great Cheryl, I'll let them know. Bye for now”
“Who was that?”
“Oh hi luv, I didn't realise you were back. That was Cheryl, apparently as long as the judge grants permission, which should be a formality, Bernadette can come over.”
“That's great. I suppose we'd best let the kids know.”
“I think our son is in his room, Jules is doing something at school.”
“Okay Dave, I'll talk to Drew then I'll start dinner.”
“Wow, I didn't think it would be this quick!”
“Well I must admit it's quicker than I thought too.” Mum admitted.
“So when can Bern come over?”
“We'll have to see, we need to organise school and some other stuff, I wouldn't reckon it'll be before the middle of next month.”
“It'll be great having her stay.”
“Just remember why she's coming, she's been a very silly young woman.”
“Yes Mum.”
“So we'll have none of your shenanigans when she's here.”
“No Mum.”
“Well I'd best get dinner started.”
‘Burnt offerings tonight then.'
“What was that?”
Geez she's got ears like a flippin' bat!
“Er nothing, have to do some homework tonight.”
“Hmmm, make sure you do it then.”
“Yes Mum.”
Wow its kewl that Bern can come to stay. It'll be kinda weird though; I never thought of her going to school here, she'll have to learn German for starters.
“So what did you get?” Anna enquired as I joined the girls in Thesing's Wednesday morning.
“Just a few cards so far.”
“You'd best have these too.” Pia passed me several envelopes.
“Thanks. You guys all on for tonight still?”
“As if we'd miss a free meal!” Steff mentioned.
“You are so mercenary. Oh you'll never guess.”
“Guess what?”
I didn't give any clue did I?
“Oh yeah, Bernie, my mate from England.”
“The one who's schwanger ?” Anna suggested.
“The same.”
“She coming to have the baby?” Con enquired.
“I don't think she'll be here that long.”
How long will she be staying? Mum was on about school last night so does that mean she'll be here for a long time?
Did I mention that it's my birthday today? Yup as of midnight last night Andrew Bond, that's me, is fifteen. Not that I feel any different.
“Come on Gabs, get with the programme!” Pia instructed from the doorway.
“Yeah coming.”
“Take care Gaby.”
“Thanks Frau Thesing.”
I quickly joined the little flotilla of bikes and riders outside of the bakery.
As birthdays go it was turning into a bit of a non event, yes the birthday cards arrived, I got several more at school, goodness knows how they found out, but like fifteen isn't any kind of ‘special' age is it?
One thing that is a bit off are the cards themselves. Now back in Warsop I'd get the generic boy cards from my mates, you know the sort of thing, cars, football, trains. And the cards from England and even the one from Wales are of that ilk; it's the German ones that are the problem! Now don't get me wrong, it's always nice to get the cards but even my friends, who know I'm a boy, have given me girly cards, all flowery with ‘cute' animals and characters on. If I see another Diddlina I'll, I'll do something!
I meant to tell you that I got a card from Rhod or rather Em. At least that one was of some cycle racers. I miss Rhod and even his mum, its been so long since I've seen either of them and even if he has gone all weird he was still my best mate. I think his Dad keeps a tight leash on him / her so these days we hardly even exchange emails. I guess it doesn't help that we are both away from our common ground so everything we talk about is kinda alien to the other. I told her about Bernie but I've not heard from her since.
“So what's the programme for Saturday?” I asked as we munched our lunch.
“Saturday?” Steff tried the innocent stance.
“Well if there's nothing happening I'll go out on my bike.” I bluffed.
“You can't, it's all arranged.” Brid advised.
“Brid!” Pia groaned.
“Gotcha! So come on, spill.”
“Sorry guys.” Brid apologised before going on, “it's gonna be so kewl Gabs.” She enthused.
“So? You gonna tell me or do I have to wring it out of you?”
“It's a surprise.” Anna mentioned.
“Well I know it's happening so it's not such a surprise.”
“We're not telling you.” Steff put in.
“All you have to do is bring yourself to the bakery for eight thirty.” Nena supplied.
“Eight thirty!”
“Anything wrong with that?” Nena enquired.
“I guess not but I usually have a lie in on Saturdays.”
“Not this week, you're a big girl now!” Connie informed me.
“Give over! It better not be anything all girly.”
“Of course not.” Nena replied maybe a little too quickly.
Hmmm, there's something strange afoot.
School over we each headed for home, my birthday meal isn't until seven thirty up at the Sebenschuh's restaurant but we all need to change and stuff. Its gonna be bigger than usual, there's the gang coming plus the Pinger's and a couple of the other Apollinaris peeps, and Roni and her mum might come too. I think Goth Girl is bringing her current boyfriend so there'll be about twenty of us.
“Drew Bond, get your bum in gear!” Dad shouted up to my eyrie.
“Yeah.”
“The taxi'll be here in ten minutes.”
“Okay.”
The thing is, like I'm not sure I want to go. No that's not right, I want to go but I don't know how I can. How can I explain this? Well it's a bit complicated and awkward really, I hadn't given it any thought until I put out my cards when I got home. Complicated because there are lots of peeps coming and awkward because half are expecting to see like ‘normal' me and half ‘Gaby' me. So okay, pretty much everyone has seen me as Gaby but it's my party, that's Drew Bond, male child of the family. And if I go as myself, you know as a boy its gonna look weird to quite a few people who think I'm a girl, it could really cause some problems if it comes out that I'm not a girl. Oh why me?
So the thing is, what do I wear?
“Come on Kiddo,” Mum called up, “we'll be late.”
“I'm not going.”
“What do you mean, you're not going? It's your party which is costing me and your Dad a small fortune.”
“I'm not stopping you going, but I'm not.”
There was a tapping of heels on the stairway.
“Why aren't you dressed?”
“I'm not going.”
“What's up kiddo?” Mum joined me on my bed, “why don't you want to go?”
Rather than reply I just started to sniffle.
“Come here, tell your old Mum what's wrong.”
I snuggled up to her and she pulled me into a hug.
“So?”
“Everyone is expecting to see a different person tonight.”
“I don't follow, what do you mean?”
“Well like some people like the Sebenschuh's think I'm a girl so I can hardly wear trousers and a shirt can I?”
“Why not? Girls do wear trousers you know.”
“But not to a party, well not chino's anyhow.”
“Oh Drew, you do get in some pickles.” She hugged me tighter.
“You two coming or what?” Dad called up.
“What. You and Jules and whatsisname go on ahead, we'll see you in a bit.”
“Everything okay?”
“We'll be fine Dave, just ask the taxi to come back for us.”
“Okay, see you shortly.”
“Byeee.”
“So young man, what are we going to do with you?"
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I still wasn't sure about this but Mum did manage to convince me that as a solution it would work. On one hand I can actually claim to be dressing up and on the other those expecting ‘Gaby' get ‘Gaby'. So okay I've had to compromise a bit I admit it does appeal to my sense of the ridiculous!
“You coming, the taxi's here.”
“Won't be a mo.”
I took one last look in the mirror; yup this should be a gas.
Mind you I nearly changed my mind in the taxi, Mum's world champion skinsuit is not exactly the warmest thing to be wearing on a February night!
“Here's the birthday girl.” Frau Thesing announced which of course directed everyone's eyes to where I stood in the restaurant entrance.
“Hi everyone, I couldn't decide what to wear so I decided on something comfortable.”
That at least raised a few giggles and broke the ice — not that anyone else seemed to notice the frozen H²o. At any rate no one said anything, I guess the Gaby people really do see Gaby however I'm dressed and the Drew crowd see Drew. As for me, well I'm not wearing my chinos but I'm also not wearing a dress, a skinny is pretty comfortable and the skin tone tights are keeping a bit of chill off!
Given that its my birthday meal I got to choose the menu he he he! Herr Sebenschuh was pretty accommodating so we were soon tucking into beetroot soup; don't turn your noses up, its delish, honest. That's one thing I've noticed since coming to Germany, most people will happily eat anything, no one I know here is even vegetarian!
Everyone made short work of the soup which means I get to inflict my main course on the assembled guests. Hmm, my mouth was watering before I even smelt it — Mum had to help Herr Sebenschuh with the recipe, but he'd agreed to give it a go anyhow! Well it looked right, it smelt right and a few moments later I could confirm it tasted right, bacon and onion pudding — yummy. There were a few bemused expressions around the big table we were sat about but there wasn't much left on anyone's plate — well Goth Girl didn't eat all of hers but the latest beau, Boris, made short work of her leftovers.
The Germans aren't big on desserts but it's my birthday so I say what goes right. This time we'd left nothing to chance, Mum and me made the bread pudding ourselves, some good classic English stodge served with real Birds custard specially imported for the occasion! Whether they were being polite or they liked it everyone sampled this delicacy and a good percentage even finished their serving. Me, well I was getting a bit bloated but if there had been more I would have forced it down.
“Speech, speech.”
I glared at Jules.
“Go on kiddo.” Dad prompted.
What do you say?
“I um,”
“Thanks for coming.” Mum whispered.
“Er yeah, thank you all for coming I er hope you enjoyed the food, thank you Herr Sebenschuh, I know it was a bit weird.”
“No problem Gaby.”
I blushed a little, “well thanks anyway. Mostly I'd like to thank everyone for coming, I've really had a good time tonight, “ I have really, “and well just thanks everyone.” Public speaker I'm not!
There was some polite applause and a couple of ribald comments from my ‘friends'.
“Happy Birthday to you,” Mum started and everyone else took up the age-old Geburtstag song.
“…Happy birthday dear G D a r b e y w, Happy Birthday to you! For she's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow and so say all of us!”
I turned a deep shade of pink.
“Presents!” Steffi announced.
So okay I'm a bit mercenary but lets face it, you do sort of expect a prezzie or two on your birthday. My thoughts strayed back to last year at Aunt Carols.
“Me, me, me!” Bern demanded.
“Oh!” Paul sighed, “I wanted to give him mine next.”
Geez! My friends are fighting over who gives me a present now. So far Clive has presented me with a copy of the ‘ Under Arrest' film on DVD, and Rhod, er Em gave me a German/English dictionary, not one of those little things but a proper big one.
Bern passed me her offering, which after a scrabble with the wrapping turned out to be one of those sort of head warmer fleece things. Paul gave me a gift voucher for the Space Centre, Ally added one of those sports wallets to the Pile and Helen's addition was a box of posh continental chocolates. Mad's present looked a bit disappointing, sorry but you know what I mean, just an envelope, which means vouchers. However rather than shop gift tokens it turned out to be a pair of tickets for the Chili Peppers concert later in the year — well cool. The family prezzies were last up, Jules gave me a book about the Tdf and the olds supplied a new pair of cycling shoes, real cool ones that I've had my eye on for a while.
Then of course there was the second round from the girls in the Foresters,
I retrieved the carefully wrapped packages and started unwrapping. Well apart from the fact I wasn't expecting anything these were in a different class — girl friends class! I'm sorry but I can't get too excited about nail varnish, cheap scent and skimpy knickers, well not in that way anyhow. Not when they are for me.
Pretty much everything I got last year turned out to be useful even the ‘girl friend' stuff from the cheerleaders — Gaby has to wear something after all! The disappointment of course was missing the Peppers concert, the tickets didn't go to waste though, Maddy went with Ally instead.
“Come on daydream, its prezzie time.” Mum brought me back to the present.
Well the setting may have been different, the people largely too but the present giving pecking order was not greatly dissimilar! What was a surprise was that my school chums each gave me something — I thought the Saturday thing would cover their ‘obligation'. So okay there were more tokens than proper prezzies but I got three new cars for my collection, a nice leather wallet thing, a big donger bell for my Schauff and a book of Gothic poetry from Anna. Somehow they managed to avoid any ‘Gaby' stuff.
Roni however broke my string of luck presenting me with a nice, but girly — well okay girls cut, t-shirt from the Neanderthal museum. I even got a prezzie from Boris, a selection box of Lübeck marzipan, hmm well yummy! There was a collective present from Apollinaris, a generous H&M voucher, and the Pinger's gave me some nice winter cycling gloves.
As usual the family offerings were last. Goth Girl had already made some hints towards what she was getting me so I wasn't surprised to get more model cars from her. Usually I end up with bike stuff from my ‘rents, which is always useful if sometimes a little boring. This year I got a surprise though, a new all singing, all dancing digital camera. My old one, the one I took to America, isn't bad but this one is so much better!
It was Thursday before we got home after what turned out to be a fantastic and a very lootishous evening. Boris was staying over, no not in Jules room, he had drawn the sofa bed in the lounge, he lives in Bonn so he'd go into school with Jules in the morning.
Despite the late hour, nearly one o'clock, I didn't go straight to sleep when I hit the sack. My head was still buzzing from the party and my thoughts strayed to my friends back in the UK again. I know I've missed most of their birthdays since we moved here but them missing mine felt different. They'd sent me cards of course but it's just not the same as having them here with me.
“Drew, come on you'll be late.” Dad shouted up to Drew's Nest.
“What time is it?” I mumbled.
“Half seven, your sister's already left.”
Sugar!
“Coming.”
I couldn't really complain, it was my party last night after all. And I only had two glasses of wine. (As Weinkönigin I have to show my support for the industry!)
“You look how I feel.” Anna groaned.
“That was not helpful.”
“Hi guys!”
“Steff!” we both complained as Pia, Steff and Bridget came in to Thesing's.
I wasn't the only one running a bit late; we'd have to get a clog on when we set off.
“Sorry, great party Drew.”
“Er yeah.”
“Did Boris behave himself?” Pia enquired.
“I guess so, they were gone when I got up.”
“Tell Jules I'll take him off her hands.” Brid sighed.
“Brid!” we all exclaimed.
“Well I think he's cute.”
“Like a Veruca!” Connie suggested.
To be fair to Boris — and my sister, he was neither particularly good nor bad looking; just sort of ordinary and he did buy me marzipan.
“He's not that bad.” I offered in his defence.
“See, Gabs fancies him too.” Brid stated.
“I do not! I was just saying.”
I felt myself colour up but was saved further embarrassment by Con's mum.
“Come on girls, time you were off, you don't want to be late.”
Late, oh sugar its Herr Viessner's test in English this morning! I so do not want to be late for that, last time someone was late they had to write an essay on Charles Dickens. I really don't want to pull one of those.
“Come on, last one on their bike is a Max lover!”
Well you've never seen six girls move so fast! I was nearly trampled in the rush.
As a school day Thursday turned out to be uneventful — well apart from the English test and the surprise test in German. Languages, love ‘em or hate ‘em, can't get by without ‘em! Its not really as bad as I paint it, I have like a fourteen year advantage in English and my German is improving all the time, like it has to as the only time I speak English is at home or in Herr Viessner's class.
“I'm home!”
“Hi Drew.”
“Hi Mum.”
“I forgot yesterday kiddo but there're some presents on the side from England.”
“Presents? Who from?”
“The girls and your Gran, your Aunt Carol sent them all together to save on postage.”
“Kewl.” I announced with barely a hint of avarice.
“And remember you have a training session tonight.”
“I know.”
Sometimes being a sports hero has its drawbacks.
This last collection of birthday swag really brought home to me what I lost when we moved out here. These presents were from people who knew me inside and out, well not Helen but the two of us had sort of clicked. Gran cheated of course, I got fifty Euros wrapped around some Thornton's Special toffee. (My other GP's already sent the usual £20 with their card, as did Dad's siblings, its traditional!) Ally got me a DVD of American Flyer which looks pretty cool, it's about a kid who is really into racing in America but thinks all things European are cool.
Helen must've taken advice cos she got me the latest Kashimashi volume. Mad surprised me with a subscription to the Comic, which was something I missed with a vengeance, reading CW each Thursday, seeing my race results in print. I guess it was kinda from her olds too as I know its not cheap. The last of the pile was from Bern, a big pot mug with like my name embossed on one side in big letters — G A, no just kidding, it has DREW on it and it must've been made special cos like I've never seen anything with Drew on before. Geez, talk about made up!
Training tonight wasn't on the bike but at the Apollinaris gym with the team and a bunch of other local riders. We do circuits to improve overall fitness, you know, step ups, a bit of running, a few weights. After we warm up with a short run around the yard we do two laps then we break for the indoor running before another lap of the circuit stations. The team do it twice a week but mere plebs like me only get to join in on Thursdays.
Its amazing how fit Mum looks now, to think how ill she was just a year ago. In fact I think she looks fitter than I've ever seen her, she makes me look like a pie man and I'm quite skinny but you can see she's all muscle — not that the other girls aren't its just I see more of Mum!
My body was there, I wasn't slacking honest, but my mind was away thinking of all sorts of stuff, my latest prezzie haul, my ‘surprise' on Saturday and never far from the front of my mind, Bernie.
“And one last effort!”
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“You haven't got training or stuff tomorrow?” Brid enquired as we tucked into lunch.
“First thing, why?”
“Er nothing, so what time can you get to Con's?”
“Nine?”
“No earlier?” Pia interjected.
There goes my long relaxing shower.
“I suppose I could manage half eight.”
“Kewl!” Nena chirped.
“What are you guys up to? Its nothing weird is it?”
“Well-ll.” Stef grinned.
“Oh yeah, don't wash your hair.” Brid interjected.
“Huh?”
“Yeah, I never thought of that.” Con mentioned.
“Whatever.”
Anything for a quiet life.
“So have you heard when your friend will be coming?” Anna deftly changed the subject.
“Not yet, Mum thinks it will be about two weeks.”
“Will she come to school with us?” Pia asked the question I asked Mum last night.
“Maybe, she might go to Bonn with Jules instead as her German isn't very good.”
“We'd help.” Bridget enthused.
“Yeah, like I said it depends.”
That reminds me, I've gotta help Dad clear out the guest room, it's become a bit of a dump it site since Gran was here at Chrimbo! Still it shouldn't take long; we can do it after I've been on the turbo tonight. With any luck I can still catch Hausmeister and the rest of comedy night on RTL. It's not exactly Blackadder or Summer Wine but it's the best available here.
“What do you think Drew?”
“Huh?”
“Pay attention girl, Tom Cruise, is he gay?” Nena supplied.
“How should I know? I thought he was married?”
“And your point?” Brid asked.
I guess that doesn't really mean anything, they're even talking of same sex marriage at home in England.
“Nothing I guess.”
I was saved any further thought on the matter by the afternoon bell.
“See you in the morning!”
“Eight thirty remember.” Con reminded me.
“Eight thirty.” I sighed, “night.”
I left Con and headed back home through the dark streets of Dernau. Sounds dramatic buts its no distance really so I was home in another five minutes even on the lumpy Schauff with my school books.
“I'm home.”
“We were wondering who was parking their bike in the garage.” Dad replied.
“Funny. What's for tea?”
“Thought we might order pizza later.” Mum supplied.
“Okay.”
“Cheryl Rose rang earlier.”
“Huh?” I really will have to stop that; I must sound like a right thicko.
“It's all sorted, Bernie'll come over next week.”
“Next week!”
“Keep your hair on. Yes next week.” Mum confirmed.
“So you and me have our work cut out kiddo.” Dad advised, “as soon as you've finished on the turbo we'll crack on shifting the stuff out of the spare room.”
“I said I would.”
“Best crack on then.” Mum advised.
Its all right for her, she gets to train in the day.
I prefer rollers to the turbo but some stuff you can't really do that easily on them. Like tonight's session, it's only an hour, that includes ten minutes warm up and five minutes cool down. The bit in the middle'll be sheer purgatory though, three sets of Fartlek, each at a higher resistance level than the one before. It's all kinda computerised so all I have to do is ride and do what it says on the screen. Dad'll download the data later to check I haven't been slacking. Bluh!
My bike was already on the torture machine so I set the CD player going, a compilation of tunes mostly with a strong rhythm. Fan on, engage pedals, check everything is running and press ‘GO'. One thing that you get on both rollers and the turbo is the noise — a lot of noise, at least until you get to about 40kph when the volume drops. It's a good effort indicator but it does mean you need to use earphones!
I was soon spinning away comfortably and by the end of the warm up, even with the fan set to ‘gale' I steady trickle of sweat was running into and out of my bra. It used to be worse before I got these with a sort of pocket to slip your HRM into, then the heart rate monitor band was a further discomfort! The bra really is essential these days, not just because it keeps my chest under control but it stops the sweats dripping off my nips!
The first session was really just a continuation of the warm up, increase the effort for a minute, rest for thirty and repeat five times then the level goes up but the rest drops to twenty, then its like all out with ten second recovery. After that it starts all over again at a higher resistance — twice! I watched the readout with eyes popping out and sweat pouring down my near naked torso, forty five, six, seven — keep it going, fifty one, two, three — yes! It's tempting to just stop pedalling but its better to keep the legs rotating.
The high-pitched whine lowered in tone to a steady roar as I gasped lungs full of air before hanging my head in exhaustion. After about a minute I was recovered enough to sit up grab a towel and the drink bottle and start the after ride rehydration routine.
“What peeza you want Drew?” Jules enquired, “I'm gonna fetch them from Adolf's.”
‘Dolf's is our local pizza shop here in Dernau, they are only open three nights a week and if you turn up on spec you can sometimes wait an hour! The thing I hate though is the German's haven't heard of deep pan so it can be a bit like eating cheese on cardboard.
“American please with extra olives.”
“Okay.”
My sister is being unusually pleasant lately.
“Lets crack on then Kiddo.” Dad suggested.
Most of the stuff we had to move could either go straight in the bins or like the Christmas decorations, go via my bedroom into the attic space. The biggest job was to move the table tennis table down to the garage, it was a bit of a pain but we managed it with remarkably little damage to the house, garden and ourselves!
The food arrived on the back of Goth Gurl's Mofa just as we completed that tricky manoeuvre so we took a break.
“Where'll Bern go to school?”
“I spoke to Frau Boxberg earlier, she said she could go with you but she was concerned about Bern's lack of German.”
“We'll help.” I stated.
“I know you will but it might be best if she goes to Bonn with your sister, they teach the same curriculum as in Warsop.” Mum told us.
“Maybe Bernadette should have a say?” Dad suggested.
“Well I've laid the foundations at the Gymnasium and the School.” Mum mentioned. “So what have you two got left to move?”
“Chrimbo stuff to the attic and that's about it, then its all yours my love.”
Get a room Dad!
“When'll she come?” I enquired.
“Cheryl'll ring tomorrow with the travel arrangements.”
“Okay.”
“So what are you up to tomorrow young man?” Dad asked.
“I'm out with the girls.”
“Oh your birthday surprise.” Mum interjected.
“Yeah, no idea what we're doing, I don't suppose?”
“No good asking me, your friends are hardly likely to confide in me are they?”
“Dad?”
“That goes double for me.”
“Well I had to ask.”
“Come on then, let's finish moving stuff then you can get a shower.”
Well I thought it would be better to leave doing that till after all the humping of stuff round the house. The down side to that was that I'm probably a bit whiffy by now!
It was nearly eleven when I turned out the bedside light. I missed Hausmeister , but I did manage to tape it so maybe I'll watch it tomorrow night. I never expected Bern to be coming so quickly — I'll have to mail her tomozz. Wonder what the girls have got planned for tomorrow? I haven't got a clue; it's a bit weird about not washing my hair though. That's well weird. Those olives are repeating a bit!
700km and two hours earlier.
“So when do you go?” Helen asked around a particularly large chip.
Mad had fetched the food from the Hygenic Fisheries on her way over to Bern's; they'd needed warming up by the time she arrived.
“Some time this week, Mum's booking it tomorrow.”
“You lucky cow, staying with Drew, wish I was going.” Mad sighed.
“Its not like it's a holiday.” Ally pointed out.
“Hardly, I still have to go to school.”
“School?” Mad queried.
“Like what you do between nine and four?” Ally mentioned.
“Du-uh! I just never thought about Bern going to school in Germany.”
“We went in America.” Bernie added.
“And they do have schools in Germany so I hear.” Helen tittered.
“Alright already!” Mad huffed.
“So how long are you staying for? Don't you have to go to court or something?” Ally asked her mate.
“Yeah but not like for ages, April sometime. So I guess I might be away for a few weeks.”
To tell the truth she wasn't that sure about going at all, the Bond's offer had come out of the blue and after the last few weeks, well months, she grabbed it with both hands. But now, well now she wasn't so sure. Her mum was pretty keen on the idea, probably to get Bern out of her hair for a bit after all having your teenage daughter in the house 24/7 for several weeks is enough to stretch any parents patience. She'd go, at least for a couple of weeks, for her mum's sake. It was sort of like she was running away though and she'd resolved not to run away from things when Drew was in Warsop the other week. Staying wouldn't solve anything either so what did it really matter where she was?
“So you won't be coming back to school then?” Helen queried.
“I doubt it, least not till the autumn.”
“What about your exams?” Ally enquired.
“I suppose I'll get some home schooling or something. Anyway I might be too busy with junior.”
“When's it due?”
“August Mad, around Mums birthday.”
“Anyone want some more chips, I'm stuffed.” Helen stated.
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“So what're we doing?”
“Oh no you don't Drew Bond!” Stef admonished.
It was worth a try.
“Its all organised.” Anna grinned.
It was a feral grin, I'm not sure I'm gonna like this.
“Pia's here, come on.” Brid enthused.
“Where we going?”
“You'll find out soon enough.” Con stated taking one arm while Anna took the other.
“Morning Drew!” Pia greeted me. “This is gonna be fun!”
“So everyone keeps telling me.”
Now I'm usually pretty easy going but even I was a bit concerned with the number of bags my ‘friends' had with them, something was afoot, something big and I'm not sure I will be enjoying it as much as they insist I will!
We walked over to the station arriving just in time for the Remagen bound train. As usual at stupid o'clock on a Saturday morning it was pretty empty and spotting us Myleen came through for a chat — she already knows we have year tickets.
“So where are you lot off to?”
“We're taking the Königin for a birthday treat.” Steff supplied.
“When's the big day?”
“It was Wednesday.” I got in before someone made a weird comment.
“Our little Prinzessin was fifteen.” Pia mentioned.
“Well congratulations Gaby. So where are you headed?”
Yep, even Myleen has cottoned on to ‘Gaby'!
“Only to Bad, Gabs doesn't know the plans yet.” Anna allowed.
Hmm, Bad Neunahr, now where can we be going there?
It's only a couple of stops from Dernau to Bad so we were getting off just moments later.
“Bye girls, have a good day.”
“Bye Myleen.”
“Tschuss!”
“Bye.”
The Express pulled away leaving us on the excuse for a platform.
“So where now?”
“Bus,” Steff told me, “come on or we'll miss it.”
I followed the others through to the forecourt and over to the Bushaltestelle.
“Five minutes.” Brid informed us after checking the timetable.
There're only a couple of bus routes running from here, I have very rarely caught one but more usually I see them outside of school. It wasn't the warmest day of the year and I resorted to a bit of foot shuffling to keep warm. I don't think I've fully warmed up after training — I really coulda done with a long shower this morning!
“Here it comes.” Pia squealed.
“Calm down P, its only a bus.” Nena chided.
Our next transport was not exactly in the first flush of youth, not for Ahrtal the fancy new buses you see in Koblenz or Bonn, no we get some right old bangers! I thought I might find out our destination but our Regionalkarte's covered the journey and a destination board reading Ahrweiler wasn't much of a clue.
I don't know the town too well so I was a bit thrown when we turned off before the shops towards the river. If memory serves it will come out somewhere near the Kursaal complex.
“Next stop.” Brid announced as we crossed the river.
The bus clattered to a halt, did I mention it was a bit of a banger, and we all piled off. Now I knew where we were exactly, the Spa Centre.
“Now where?”
“Inside dummy!” Con informed me with a gentle shove.
“But I don't have my kit.”
“Taken care of!” Steff advised patting her oversize bag.
I just rolled my eyes and followed the others.
In case you're wondering, the Spa Centre is a public complex with various pools and treatment rooms that take advantage of the warm springs on this side of the river. I caught up with the others at the check-in desk.
“So, who is the lucky girl?”
“Gab's here.” Con pointed me out to the girl on the desk.
“Ah zo, well come on then, your friends have splashed out on the works for you.”
“Guys?”
“Go on, here your stuff is in here.” Steff pushed her bag into my unresisting arms as I limply followed the assistant out of the reception area.
“We gonna have a dip while we wait?” I heard Anna ask as the door swung shut behind me.
“So Gaby, put your costume on and then go through to treatment room three.”
I nodded numbly, what have those girls got me into now?
At least between them they supplied a reasonably sensible swimming cozzie, well if you are a girl and it seems that today I am! The blue one piece was of a modest cut and full enough that my little friend was easily hidden — its not like I've not done that before either. I wrapped a towel around me and with some trepidation headed into treatment room three.
A blow-by-blow account of the next couple of hours would be tedious to say the least and nigh on impossible anyhow as I was asleep for extended periods of the morning. What I can tell you is that I was variously subjected to kneading, steaming, two different mud treatments, a vigorous massage session (I slept through most of it) and a scalp massage. I dread to think how much all this was costing, still not my worry.
I acquired a towelling robe and was pointed towards a ‘Schönheitstudio' at this point, whatever that is (I'm guessing its some sort of beauty parlour). My experience of such places is limited to Sylv Morgan's emporium; this place may as well be on a different planet.
“Ah so, Gaby Bont?” the white coated woman inside enquired.
“Bond.”
“Ja, lets see, two, three, seven, hmm full, “ she glanced up from her clipboard to give me the once over, “yes full, shape and nails. The works!”
“Works?”
I didn't like the sound of that.
“Yes, come, in the chair please.”
I could just leg it I guess?
“Make yourself comfortable and we'll get started.”
As I found out over the next hour or so that little lot involved copious amounts of warm wax and some swift arm movements as I was efficiently stripped of body hair. I've done it before and much to my later embarrassment I did again today, I fell asleep.
“Ah so you are awake again, I've never had anyone sleep through a waxing before.” She advised as she finished rubbing moisturiser into my feet.
“Er sorry, I'm a bit tired.”
“It wasn't a complaint Liebchen, anyway you're ready for Anneka now, I'll send her in.”
She departed leaving me in the chair wondering what was coming next. Hmm at least I won't have to worry about my legs for a few weeks; on the other hand I coulda done without the naked arms! I can strip the nail polish off later; I'll let the girls have their fun.
“You must be the sleeping Gaby.”
“Um yeah.”
“I'm Anneka, lets get your hair sorted out.”
Hair! I didn't sign up for this!
I needn't have worried, other than a wash and hot oil treatment Anneka only trimmed a few stray ends and tidied my mop up a bit. I must admit I was well past due for a visit to the hairdressers so that was pretty cool too. However the attentions of the last technician were less welcome.
“Gabeee!” Pia greeted me as I emerged into the coffee lounge.
“Wow!” Con managed.
“Hoowee!” Anna confirmed.
“I'll get you for this!” I threatened from behind my spidery lashes.
“Its Brid's fault.” Nena pointed the finger at her neighbour.
“We all agreed!” Brid whined.
“Did you have to let Picasso loose on me, she even did my boobs!”
‘Just a little accent.'
That broke any tension and we all ended up in a fit of giggles.
“Well we can't let all this work go to waste.” Steff stated.
“Huh?”
“You don't think we got you all gussied up to go shopping do you?”
“Er”
I really need to work on my conversation skills.
“Come on Gabs.” Pia enthused dragging me back towards the changing rooms.
“You've got to be kidding!”
“It's a dance we're going to not a disco.” Brid explained.
“And?”
“And you wear a dress to a dance.” Nena told me for a second time.
“But guys?”
“You don't have to wear it but you'll look a bit daft in jeans.” Con suggested.
Grrr! So okay I'm being conned into a dress again, but pity the boy, this one is just sooo frilly!
“We are all wearing the same.” Anna pointed out.
“I know but…”
“But?” Steff enquired.
I'm not going to win this argument am I? What the heck, its only a dress.
“Okay” I sighed.
“Yes!” Pia punched the air.
“Well let's get on with it then.” Nena encouraged.
So that's how I ended up dressed like Doris Day in some 1950's kitsch movie. The girls had hired the frocks specially; well you didn't think twenty first century teens would own stuff like this did you? The dance was in the Kursaal next door, I guess back home you'd call it a tea dance, did I feel a plonker! Worse, half our year at school were there, well the kids who do the social stuff, you know like the anti Valentines thing the other week. And you can guess who I got landed with to dance, Max von flippin Strechau! I'm sure the girls are setting me up.
I must admit that it did turn out to be a fun afternoon; I mean none of us could do the dances properly; we just sorta aped the oldies gliding around the room. I think they were a bit miffed at first but by the time the band wrapped up everyone was having a laugh.
Of course come time to go home and there's nowhere to get changed.
“Its not my fault!” Brid pouted.
“You said there was a changing room.” Con accused.
“Guys! Guys! There isn't so lets just go huh? If we get a move on we can get the six thirty Express.” I pointed out.
So I wasn't thrilled to have to walk the streets dressed like this either but it was getting chilly and standing around arguing wasn't making that change, well only for the worse!
We made it with barely a minute to spare; we had to walk as we'd already missed the bus. Thankfully it wasn't actually that far but them shoes weren't made for walking — very far!
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So of course I couldn't go straight home could I? Oh no we had to go back to Thesing's where Con's mum plied us with hot chocolate and soup and, after an impromptu photo session, I managed to get out of the frock and back into my jeans. Warmer and less embarrassing even if I did keep the hose on underneath — it's turning damn cold you know. It was turned eight before I got away, nearly half past before I arrived home.
“Good day kiddo?” Mum enquired from the bundle of bodies on the sofa.
“I guess.”
“Well don't sound too enthusiastic then.”
“Soz.”
“So what did you get up to then?”
“We just went into Bad.”
I slumped into a chair and tucked my feet under me; maybe they'll defrost a bit.
“You didn't just go into Neuenahr.” Mum stated.
“Just tell her Drew, it'll be quicker.” Dad suggested.
Well I guess he's right, Mum can be a bit of a terrier, once she has her teeth in she won't let go.
“Went to the Spa and a dance.” I mumbled.
“The Spa? Hmm I must go for a facial sometime, so what did you do, sauna and swim?”
“Erm not exactly.”
“What do you mean ‘not exactly'?”
“Well the girls treated me to the works.”
“The works?”
“Yep you name it, I had it, I mean I didn't know what was going on did I?”
“That must've cost a bob or two.” Dad grunted not moving his attention from the film on the box.
“I hope you thanked them.” Mum noted.
“Yeah.”
“So you went to the Kursaal for the afternoon dance?”
“Um yeah, like Steff got everyone from school to go too.”
“You went like that?”
“Er not exactly.”
Mum just raised her eyebrows.
“The guys hired these like old fashioned dancing togs, it was like quite good fun really.”
“These ‘togs' I presume were dresses?”
“Kinda.” I admitted.
“Well that explains the makeup.”
Sugar I'd forgotten about that!
“Um they did it at the Spa.”
“Very sophisticated.”
My revenge for this one needs to go up a peg.
The kitchen door slammed shut announcing the arrival of Goth Girl.
“Hi guys!”
“Hi love.” Dad managed.
“Ooh nice eyebrows bro.”
Eyebrows?
“Huh?”
“There's something with your hair too, you been to the beauty parlour?” Jules ploughed on.
“The girls took him to the Spa.”
“Huh, well looks good anyhow.”
Praise indeed from my sister. Eyebrows?
“I'm gonna go on the pooter.”
“Oh while I remember, Bernie will be here on Friday, Cheryl's coming with her but only for the weekend.”
“Kewl.”
I stared at the mirror, this was actually the first time I'd had a chance to look at myself and I was not happy about what was reflected. Just wait you guys, I am so gonna get you back for this! You might recall that I get mistaken for a girl from time to time — annoying but not the end of the world. The visage in the mirror on the other hand was a girl, not just me looking a bit girly but there is just no way anyone could imagine the cutie staring back at me was anything but a girl.
I hadn't realised but the ‘trim' has left me with a decidedly girl hairstyle, yeah its about the same length and not much different to before but instead of the usual bit of a mop appearance it looks, erm, looked after. And my eyebrows, now its not like they've not been tidied up a bit before but the delicate things above my eyes should only ever be on a girl! How on earth will anyone take me for a boy looking like this?
Remove the makeup. Good plan. I retrieved my remover and cotton pads, I know but I do have to wear the stuff as Königin, and set about removing the face paint. I hadn't realised I was wearing so much but eventually the cotton pads came up clean so out of habit I whacked on some moisturiser. I looked in the mirror again.
“YAAAGH!”
“Give over up there!” Jules shouted up a moment or two later.
“Er could you come up Jules?” this was sh-scary.
A minute later my sister came into my room.
“What's up?”
“My face.”
“What's wrong with it, bit too cute for a boy…”
“The makeup?” I half whined.
“What about it? Not my style but it suits you.”
“But I've just taken it all off! Look!” I pointed to the pile of soiled Baumwolle in the bin.
“Lets have a look, come into the light.”
She scraped and rubbed for a couple of minutes, all the time making a few ooh's and aah's.
“Well,”
“What?” I asked freeing myself from her grip.
“Well it looks like you'll be wearing it for a while.”
“Come again?”
“When she put the make up on did she do anything different to like usual?”
“I can't remember, I think I fell asleep for a bit. Why?”
“You oh brother of mine have got some very nice semi permanent makeup. Wish I could afford it.”
“What? Permanent? You mean it won't come off? Ever?” I was fast moving into the panic zone.
“Whoa! Back up. I said semi permanent, it'll fade eventually, it usually lasts about six weeks I think.”
“Six weeks!” I screeched. I'm stuck looking like this for six weeks?”
“Well it might be longer.” Jules was not helping here.
“Everything ok up there?” Dad enquired.
“Yeah, Gab was just showing me something.” Jules called back.
“Well keep it down a bit please.”
“Yes Dad.” We both chorused.
“What am I gonna do?”
“Do?”
“Well duh! I am still your brother you know.”
“Not looking like that.”
“Some help you are, just wait till I get hold of my ‘friends'!”
“Look you can always cover it up, pencil your brows in a bit.”
“How will that work?”
“Come here, where's your makeup?”
Well I had to admit, using makeup to cover makeup was a novel idea but by the time Jules was finished I did look a lot more like me. Talk about hassle.
“There you go, not that I'd bother.”
“You're not a boy.”
She didn't answer that.
The problem with the cover up scheme was that I'll have to take it off each night. Why me? I decided not to say anything to the olds — at least for now, maybe if I go back to the Spa they can get it off.
I decided to get an early night so I spent another ten minutes undoing Jules efforts to reveal the made up me again. I suppose it coulda been worse, it was really quite subtle, my upper lids sporting a blend of bluey greens with just a hint of lighter highlight by the brow line. The bit you can't hide is the eyeliner but at least it's not black! Oh and I forgot to mention the lip liner! Not that I'll be able to forget it for a while.
At least I slept through the waxing! I rubbed my naked arms, it does feel kinda nice even if it's not that manly, not that my arms are usually that hairy anyhow. Then an awful thought occurred to me, if I was asleep when that woman was doing it, and even when she did my brows, did she do anywhere else? Please God; don't let her have done there!
In my mind I knew the truth of it but I had to confirm my fears didn't I? I pulled my jeans down to my thighs and followed with my tights and knickers. My few straggly signs of puberty are now definitely fewer; the few that remain just above my thingy are neatly trimmed into a little heart! Urgh! So okay I can finish the job with a razor but if she did that she must've seen Herbert, I am so dead! She never said anything though so hopefully she won't; it's too late to worry about it now anyhow.
I finished undressing and found myself looking in the mirror once again, apart from Herbert I must admit I do look a lot more like a girl than any fifteen year old boy ever should. I pulled Herbert between my legs and from 95% the reflection showed 100% girl, am I doomed to stay like this? Maybe the doctors have come up with something, which they'll tell us on Tuesday. I struck a few ‘manly' poses, it wasn't very convincing so I just pulled on some pants and slipped a nightdress over my head. What? You think I'm gonna waste all that waxing? Hairless legs — and arms are just sooo sexy!
Goodness knows what I dreamt about last night; I woke up all kinda tied up in my duvet with my nightdress scrunched up under my booblets. Weird — and cold! Yup its cold, and dark and I've got to go training — roll on summer!
A watery sun was just making its presence known by the time I slipped out of the garage. It was still damn cold though; there was a fair bit of frost about so I needed to look out for ice on the roads too. I headed up to Altenahr, a steady enough climb until the gorge then up and through the tunnel before it levels out again.
Instead of turning for Effelsberg I followed the river and railway south and headed for Adenau. Now its time for the hard graft, I decided to go over Hohe Acht to Kempenich, the top is over 700m, a 400m climb from Adenau. For the first time this morning my mind wandered from riding the bike and I found myself sort of humming some ancient tune from Fleetwood Mac. Okay, Dad likes them alright?
This time next week Bern'll be here, I wonder how that's gonna go? It'll be different to when the guys visited last year, for one I'm in school and she's staying for more than a week.
I ran through some stuff we could do but it can't all be shopping trips, I still have to fit training in and work.
Work, I'll have it out with Con later, hmm maybe if I've got time I can call in at the Spa this morning and get this makeup business sorted.
I changed down another sprocket as the hill started to bite and was soon out of the saddle in an effort to keep the speed up. Despite the rising sun it was still flippin' cold, not helped by the increase in altitude.
Wha-a-a break the chain,
Whoo-oo-oo break the chain.
Okay so I don't know the proper words but the tune is good to ride with.
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Over the top of Kempenich and there's over 600m to lose in height so it's a fast leg all the way to Brohl on the Rhein. My finger tips were dropping off, well they felt like it so I hit overdrive and concentrated on going fast. I enjoy riding fast for its own sake, it gets the ole adrenalin pumping and I defy anyone to say they hate that ‘rush'. I had a bit of extra rush when I got a bit sidewise crossing the railway lines above Brohl but I was still upright and travelling.
I stuck to the main road up to Sinzig then it's all up hill, albeit only just, to home. There was only one problem with my plan to stop off at the Spa, I was too early! Ah well, I'll go after school tomorrow.
“You look very nice this morning Gaby,” Frau Thesing mentioned, “we don't usually see you with makeup, what's the occasion?”
Shitza! I knew there was something I had to do before work.
“Erm nothing, just fancied a change.”
“Next you'll be wearing Kleid unt Rock to work!”
Not this side of hell freezing. I just gave her a smile.
“I'll just wash up.”
“Give that daughter of mine a shout while you are there.”
“Sure.”
I want words with her too.
“Gabs, didn't hear you come in.”
“Your Mom wants you.”
“You did your makeup, we'll make a girl of you yet.” She escaped any retaliation with a neat sidestep.
“So how come you're wearing der Lidschatten und der Lippenstift? Nice colour by the way.”
“You know damn well why I'm wearing it!”
“Did I miss something?”
“Yesterday, at the Spa.”
“Yes?”
“You guys got them to put on semi permanent makeup. I'm stuck like this for weeks!” I raved at my friend.
“We wouldn't do that Drew, are you sure?”
“Of course I'm sure, look” I wiped my hand over an eyelid and showed her the result.
“Oh mein Gott! Honest Drew we didn't pay for that, just an ordinary makeover.”
“Well if this is ordinary I'm a Dutchman.”
“I'm so sorry Liebchen, we'll have to get it removed.”
“Not happening, Jules checked on't interweb this morning, it's a sort of surface tattoo, it'll fade in about six weeks.”
“We can get the Spa to do something.”
“Like what?”
“Erm.”
“Exactly!”
“There's one good thing, it suits you, those colours.”
“I guess it coulda been worse, but like it looks like I'm wearing makeup and school?”
“Shitza!”
“I think I can get away with covering it with foundation.”
Any further conversation was halted by the arrival of some customers. I didn't want to believe my friends had set me up and Con's reaction kicked that into touch. So just how did I end up getting the ‘treatment'?
“We're coming by coach.” Bern answered.
“Coach?”
“It's cheaper and less hassle.”
“It takes days though.”
“Don't be such a drama queen, we get the coach in London in the evening and we're in Germany next morning.”
“You'd be here the same day if you flew.”
“Yeah but its over £100 each way and we'd have to pay extra for my luggage.”
“I guess.” I allowed.
“I can bring more stuff this way coz Mum won't have much.”
“So why's she coming anyway?”
“Bail condition, your ‘rents even have to sign for me, its so embarrassing.”
“Better than being stuck there though.”
“Yeah, sort of.”
“We can go to Phantasialand.”
“If you insist.”
She didn't sound too enthusiastic.
“Second thoughts?”
“Kinda, I don't know anyone there, well except for like you and yours.”
“You met the girls last year.” I pointed out.
“But they're not like Ally an' Mad.”
There was no answer to that, even eight months after coming here I still long for the old days.
“How is it with them?”
“A lot better thanks to you, its still a bit weird though, they've got school in common, I don't anymore, I've just got this tutor woman twice a week, its not the same.”
“Guess not, but you'll be in school here which is cool, I won't be the only one being picked on in Herr Viessner's class.”
“That doesn't sound good.”
“Well its not actually bad, its English so I do sorta have a bit of advantage dun I?”
“I'm worried about that as well, you know the German?”
“Don't sweat it, if I can manage you can, you're much better at languages than me.”
“But it's different when you're in a maths class, or history or something.”
“Don't I know it! I'll be there though.” I chirped.
“I'd best get off the phone, you've got school in like eight hours.”
“Bum! I've got an essay to write too.”
“Okay, see you next weekend what is it? Chooce!”
“Yeah, night Bern, take care — bon voyage!”
“Night Drew.”
I put the phone down, geez we've been on the phone for almost an hour! And I really do have an essay to right.
“So its like permanent?” Pia asked.
“She just said P.” Anna pointed out.
“What're you gonna do?” Brid enquired.
“I'm going over after school to see if there's anything they can do.”
“We'll come too.” Steff stated.
“You don't have to.”
“Friends stick together.” Anna put in.
“Thanks guys, and thanks again for Samstag.”
“It was fun,” Nena bubbled, “the look on the Barons face when you trod on his foot! Priceless!”
“The guys got two left feet!” I mentioned.
“And you haven't?” Anna grinned.
“Mine are both right.”
“You make a good match then.” Con chortled.
“As if!”
“Come on D, you need to touch up your makeup.”
This is a pain!
“This isn't possible.”
“So how do you explain Gabs face then.” Steff was showing her hard side to the receptionist at the Spa.
“It was done somewhere else.”
“That's it, get the manager!”
“Steff, its alright.” I tried to defuse her.
“No its not Gab, they're responsible, you could be stuck like this for like months!”
“I hope not.”
“Well if you are someone's gonna pay!”
I'm glad I'm on her side.
The receptionist type person returned with an older woman in a white coat.
“Hello girls, there is a problem?”
“Yes,” Steff started, “we clubbed together to give Gabs here a birthday treat on Saturday, the full works.”
“Ah the girl who sleeps through a waxing.”
“Um yes.” I confirmed.
“So what is the problem ladies?”
“Well whoever did the makeup made a mistake, she gave Gabs like permanent makeup.”
“She had black hair.” I offered.
“This isn't possible, that treatment is €200.”
“Just look at her face.” Steff was warming up again.
The woman did examine my face then.
“It seems you are correct but I don't see the problem, you got a €200 treatment and only paid €30.”
“But I don't want it.”
“Well I'm sorry young lady but there's nothing we can do.”
“Can't you like remove it somehow?” Steff urged.
“If it were so easy. It is a long lasting treatment, it is why people are willing to pay so much for it, the materials we use generally last up to eight weeks.”
“But?” Steff started.
“Forget it Steff, looks like I got an unwanted gift that I'll have to live with. Mum's gonna kill me.”
“We're not happy!” Brid added.
“Look, I can see you're upset and it was our mistake, how about a free session?”
“For all of us?” Steff pressed.
The woman hesitated slightly, “er yes, all of you.”
“Deal!” Steff agreed.
So it looks like I'm stuck with the makeup but I do get a free spa session, some trade!
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“Come on kiddo, we've got to be in Köln by eleven.”
“I'm coming!” I huffed.
“And I can't believe you slept through someone tattooing your face.”
“They're not really tattoos.” I pointed out.
“You really do take the biscuit sometimes Drew!”
I think she's a bit p'ed at me.
“I'm ready.”
“Come on then.” She sighed ushering me out of the door.
I have to say my stomach has been doing flips all morning and I'll be glad to get today out of the way. Maybe by the end of the day they'll have some diagnosis of why my testo level is so low. The good news is that my chest seems to have stopped expanding; all I need now is for it to go into reverse — now that would be good. Oh bum, they are bound to want to look at Herbert and the boys and I've got that stupid heart down there. If its not one thing…
This is a new experience for me, getting treatment in a German hospital. Amazingly my only visit since we moved here was to see Roni after the boar incident! Which given my previous record is amazing!
“So my junge friend, the results are good but also not so good.”
This guy really does talk in riddles, don't get me wrong Dr Fischer is a nice enough chap but his attempts at humour invariably don't make the translation into English!
“Can you explain for us Doctor?” Mum asked.
“Okay, of course. As you know we took quite a bit of blood this morning and I know the scan wasn't that pleasant but it has been very informative. Well let's start with that.” He paused to find some paperwork.
“Right, well the good news is that everything you should have is present, all the equipment is there.”
“There's a but isn't there?” I suggested.
“Well yes Drew there is. There is some anomaly which we need to explore a bit more fully.”
“Not a tumour?” Mum went into immediate panic mode. Not that I was any happier.
“We don't think so but we need to check so we'll do ultrasound after this meeting and maybe a biopsy depending on what the ultrasound shows.”
What about the bloods?” Mum enquired. It really did seem like they were draining me this morning, they must've taken a pint of the stuff!
Selecting another sheet, he scanned the detail before replying.
“Well it is mostly what we would hope for, normal white count, ferric level is maybe a little low, we'll up your dose for that. The hormone percentages are still somewhat adrift of what we would hope to see but they haven't changed significantly from your last tests in England.”
“So my um boobs will stop growing?”
“They are still doing so?”
“They've um got a big bigger since Christmas, like half a cup size.” I admitted.
“You never said kiddo.”
“Its not something you exactly broadcast Mum.”
“Hmm,” the Doc mentioned to no one in particular, “I'll arrange for another bank of tests to look into that, usually the breasts do not grow so large.”
“Can I like get one of those mascomy things?”
“Mastectomy? I think in time yes but I think for now we need to find the cause. They may still reduce naturally and I'd like to give that a chance before we embark on surgical procedures.”
“I agree Drew, you've managed so far and you have ‘commitments' still.”
“I guess.” I sighed.
“So shall we get this ultrasound sorted out.” It was a statement rather than question.
“Okay young lady, lets take a look at you.” The nurse started.
Grrr! It was bad enough that we had had to come to the Geburtsklinik in the first place but now this!
“The patient is male nurse.” Doc Fischer corrected her.
“I am so sorry, she sorry he looks so much like a Mädchen.”
“Shall we get on?”
“Of course, this will be a bit cold Junge Mann.”
She wasn't kidding! She slapped a dollop of lubricant on my lower stomach, I had tucked Herbert out of the way, I do have some modesty!
“So nurse, we are looking for a mass in the lower abdomen.”
I could see the screen, if you've ever seen one of these things on telly I can assure you its well weird when its you it's looking at!
It took the nurse a moment to get a clear picture.
“So, looks normal so far, intestines, colon, fallopian, bladder — where is this mass?” she asked Doc Fischer.
“Behind the bladder.”
“Hmm, not picking anything out that shouldn't be there, bladder, uterine mass.”
“Uterine mass, show me.” The Doc seemed a bit animated.
“Here,” she pointed to the screen, “I would say its pre mense by its size, two fallopian — all there.”
“I think we may have found the problem.”
“Problem?” nurse Klutz enquired.
“You do remember the patient is male?”
“Oh meine Gott!” her hand flew to her mouth.
“Erm is this like bad?” I enquired. My German translation couldn't keep up with everything they said but it didn't sound like all was well.
“Get me a print nurse, lets get you cleaned up Drew, we need to talk with your Mutter.”
Now I was worried, the Doc was trying to act nonchalant but failing miserably!
“So what you are saying Doctor is that my son is really my daughter?”
“Sorry no, perhaps I wasn't clear. We'll need to have a proper look inside but the scan shows that Drew apparently has a set of immature female reproductive organs. That doesn't mean he is female, its not as rare a condition as you might think, many with this condition go on to father children.”
“But others don't.”
“I won't lie to you Frau Bond, Drew, there may be some tough decisions in the next months, surgery most likely. It is unusual for this not to be identified much earlier so that in itself may cause complications. For now I want to schedule the exploratory work as soon as is practical, I have an opening next Monday. I'll be straight with you, if - when the scan is confirmed I would suggest immediate removal of the organs, they have a tendency to become cancerous if left and may store up problems for later.”
“Mum?” this is scary stuff. First he says I've got girl bits inside and then he says he wants to cut them out because of the C word.
“Its okay kiddo,” Mum hugged me close, “Do you mind Doctor, if we take some advisement?”
“Of course, I'll hold Monday open, if you can let me know your decision by Friday. We should have the other tests back by then too.”
It looks like I spoke too soon this morning! I'm a freak but I guess once they've cut me up it'll be over and I'll just be Drew Bond again.
“You okay kiddo?” Mum asked as we joined the autobahn towards Bonn.
“Er kinda, its not every day you find out you're half girl.”
“That's certainly true enough, how do you feel about that?”
“Shocked and confused, the weird thing is that it's the thought of having stuff taken out that bothers me most.”
“But you were talking about a mastectomy earlier.”
“That was before I found out I'm a sort of girl. And like what he said about having kids, like there's no guarantee that getting rid of stuff will make things work is there?”
Mum sighed, “no kiddo, none at all. We'll do some research and get a second opinion before we let them remove anything, we probably should let them take a look though.
“I suppose.” I agreed with a sigh of my own.
The conversation ended there and I resorted to staring out the side window, leaving Mum to her own thoughts. Its kinda ironic really, everyone seems determined to make a girl of me and here I am, a girl — well sort of. The thing is, I'm not sure how I feel about it.
“You okay kiddo? You want to stay off school tomorrow?” Dad enquired.
“I'm not ill or anything.”
“Just thought you might need some time to yourself that's all.”
“Um okay, I'll think about it.”
I must say that Dad took the news of my freakdom remarkably well. It must've been quite a shock nonetheless.
“Why didn't you mention that your chest was still growing?”
“Um like I said to Mum I don't like to worry you.”
“You make us worry more when you leave us out of the loop, I take it your sister knows?”
“Well, er yeah.”
“Drew lad, we've told you before, if there's stuff you need to talk about, anything, we're always here for you, you know that.”
“Uh huh.” I agreed.
I didn't take Dad up on the offer of a skive; missing one day of school is bad enough when you have to catch up afterwards.
“So why were you at the hospital?” Brid asked.
“Brid!” Anna admonished.
“I only asked.”
“'S'okay, I've um got a bit of a plumbing problem.” I allowed.
“Oh poor you.” Anna mentioned.
“Ingrid had some problems down below the other year.” Pia mentioned.
“Too much information!”
“I hope its nothing serious Drew.” Steff put in.
“We don't know yet, I have to go back on Monday.”
“Being ill sucks.” Connie noted.
“Don't I know it.” I sighed.
“You have been krank before?” Anna asked.
“Well not like this exactly but I've fallen off my bike a few times.”
“Not since you came to Dernau?” Brid noted.
“Who's ill?” Nena enquired joining us.
“Gabs, girl problems!” Con advised her.
Con, you don't know how close to the truth you are.
“Give over!” I flustered.
“Sorree Drew, oh if you have to go to hospital Monday will you be working Sunday?”
“Don't see why not, Bern'll be here so I'll probably bring her to hang out.”
“When does she arrive?” Pia enquired.
“Thought I said, they arrive Friday morning.”
“They?” Steff asked.
“Yeah her mums coming for the weekend to like hand her over to my rents.”
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Thursday arrived cold — I mean ice inside the windows cold! Heavens to Murgatroyd, it was freezing bits off just poking my nose out from under the covers. I thought it was supposed to warm up in March? Maybe not, well for certain not if the last few days are anything to go by. There was not gonna be any sense of fashion to what I wear today, nope warm is the word coz its going to be perishing going to school!
That's one thing about having boobs; you get a practical extra layer at no cost! Searching the wardrobe I pulled out anything that felt like it might be warm. The bad news is that the warmest stuff was all ‘Gabywear', now I know what the Doc said on Tuesday — I mean how could I forget, but given the choice I want to be Drew.
I guess I can live with the jumper, the long sleeve T will be hidden anyway which leaves my legs and feet. Hiking socks are good but stupidly my warmest below the waist wear is a long skirt. I am not wearing a skirt to school again! Which leaves either a pair of combats or jeans, neither of which being particularly warm. Combats look scruffy so I guess it's the denim; mind you I can put a pair of thick tights underneath, that'll work.
“You ok fella?” Dad enquired as I shivered over my Weetabix ®.
“Yeah, just a bit cold.”
“It is a tad on the chilly side.” Dad agreed.
“I thought the house was supposed to be warm.”
“The heat is on, but it's showing minus fifteen outside, it'll take a while to get the place warm again.”
“Minus fifteen? I'll have to find my thicker gloves.”
One good thing was that it wasn't exactly frosty, well not ice on the road frosty, the grass and trees are well rimed but the roads and paths are just about clear. I found my thicker gloves; my ski jacket is pretty toasty however I had to resort to a Gaby hat to keep my head warm.
“I hope the heat's on at school.” I mentioned as I joined the girls in Thesing's.
“Is it cold?” Con asked.
“Is it cold? Nope cold doesn't come into it, its flippin' freezing!”
“You can be a drama queen sometimes Drew.” Pia noted.
“Its minus fifteen out there.”
“Well you're dressed for it.” Bridget pointed out.
“Doesn't stop it being cold.”
“You'll warm up on the bike, you want a warm croissant?” Con enquired.
“Um please.”
We looked like a bunch of Eskimos riding down to school. Despite all the layers the cold seemed determined to work its way through to the skin and I was thoroughly chilled from the twenty-minute ride.
“Can Fräulein Bond please go to Frau Boxberg's office.” Frau Dürst requested before she called the attendance log.
“What've I done now?” I sighed to Steff. “And why does she keep calling me Fräulein.”
“Looks like one, acts like one.”
“Gee thanks, its nice to have friends.
Steff stuck her tongue out as I pulled my jacket back on.
“Ah Drew, sorry to call you out of class.”
“Its ‘only' English first period.”
“That's what I want to talk to you about. Your friend from England , Bernadit.”
“Bernadette.”
“Yes Bernadette, she will be attending Silverberg from next week but I'm a bit concerned that her German is not very good.”
“She's good at languages.” I offered.
“That maybe true but I'm still concerned. I'm going to have to rely on you to help out translating and let me know if its not working out. Your teachers of course know of this and they will give Fräulein Rose some slack but only so much yes.”
“Um, understood.”
“We haven't spoken for a while, how are you getting on?”
“Okay I guess, I'm still not great at German grammar.”
“You and half of Germany ! Your teachers are pleased with your progress so don't stress about it. My spies tell me you are fitting into our social life very well, in fact it seems that you are at the top of most invitation lists.”
I blushed, she knows about Gaby of course, how could she not, but she's as bad as Woody with her spy network.
“I guess.”
“And your sport, that is going well too?”
“Um okay I suppose.”
“More than okay I think, your Mutter mentioned you are on the national team.”
Mum, you are a blabbermouth!
“Er yeah, I'm not that good really though.”
“We can agree to differ on that statement I think. Well you had best get back to class before Herr Viessner misses you, bear in mind what we talked about regarding Fräulein Rose.”
“Yes Miss.”
“Okay, off with you, oh and you might want to pull your shirt out of your tights.”
Oh bugger!
“Yes miss.” I sighed.
Once outside of her office I readjusted my clothing, how embarrassing, I must've done it when I went to the loo before going into her office. At least she told me.
“Ah Drew, you'll need this.” Claudia mentioned as I passed her desk.
“Um thanks.” I took the proffered tardy marker; at least it would keep me out of trouble with Herr Viessner.
“So?”
“So what?”
“What was the summons about?”
“‘Bout Bernie coming to school.”
“Fräulein Bond, do you wish to share with the rest of the class?”
“Er no Sir.”
There were a few snickers from my classmates.
“In that case please do me the honour of not talking whilst I am.”
“Yes Sir.”
Steff mouthed a sorry, but how comes its always me he picks on?
“Got everything lass?”
“Yes Dad.”
“Here, don't let your mother know.” Jack Rose slipped his daughter several Euro notes.
“Thanks Dad.” Bernie gave her Dad a hug.
“Now just you behave for the Bond's.”
“I will.”
“Time to go Bern .” Cheryl Rose called from the hallway, “taxi's here.”
“Take care now lass, lets have a kiss.”
Father and daughter did the awkward farewell before joining the third member of the family.
“Come on, the metres ticking, see you Monday Jack.” Cheryl pecked her husband on the cheek then dragged her bags out to the waiting car.
It might be cheap but getting from Warsop to Germany by coach isn't exactly straightforward. They had to get to Mansfield to pick up the National Express to London then there was a couple of hours to kill at Victoria before mounting the Köln bound coach. With all the bags it just wasn't practical to use the bus to Mansfield and Jack couldn't take the time off to do the job either, hence the taxi.
The London bound bus was a few minutes late arriving and the driver grumbled at all their bags but by one fifteen they were on their way. One problem with living slightly off the beaten track is that stuff like public transport can be a bit round the houses. The coach headed first to Ashfield before turning towards Nottingham . The countryside tour didn't end there; they stopped at Loughborough as well before finally joining the motorway south.
By the time they'd visited Milton Keynes , Golders Green and crossed central London it was close to six.
“Lets get a cuppa.”
“Hmm yeah, sounds good.” Bernie agreed as she followed her Mum from the arrivals to departures buildings.
The pair made their way through the busy concourse to the snack bar and ended up with pasty and beans too.
“So when's the German coach leave?” Bern enquired.
“Lets see, we have to check in at seven thirty , we leave at eight thirty .”
“Geez, that's hours away.”
“Only an hour or so.”
“We coulda caught a later coach down.”
“Not from Mansfield and what if there'd been a hold-up?”
“I guess.”
“You want another coffee?”
“Please.”
The waiting wasn't so bad. Cheryl read her book and Bern listened to the Ipod she got before Christmas, before all this kicked off. At least the waiting area was reasonably warm unlike Mansfield bus station earlier! The check in opened and they joined the queue of hopeful travellers.
“That wasn't so bad.” Cheryl mentioned as they commandeered a couple of seats to wait the half hour before departure.
“You'd think they might speak a bit French and German on the counter, that woman in front didn't understand anything that bloke said.”
“I suppose it would be a good idea.” Her Mum agreed.
The coach wasn't full when it left Victoria and headed off. By the time they were clear of London and heading down the motorway to the coast, most people had settled in and spread themselves out. The long night was just beginning.
“I think Bernie was leaving for London about now.” I told my fellow sandwich eaters.
“How long does it take?” Anna enquired.
“Dad's collecting them at nine in the morning in Köln.”
“That's like twenty hours!” Nena observed.
“I don't think they're driving all that time and they change to CET.”
“Even so, it's a long time on a bus.” Brid noted.
“I suppose.” I agreed.
“Are we gonna do something to welcome her on Saturday?” Nena asked.
“Not the Spa!” sugar I forgot the cover up this morning with all the cold!
“ Bonn ?” Steff offered.
“We've not been to Koblenz for a bit.” Con put in.
“She might not want to go anywhere.” I pointed out.
“Guess we could ask her.” Anna suggested.
Knowing Bern she'll jump at a shopping trip.
“We'll have to get her a travel pass and stuff.”
“Mine needs renewing — we can kill two birds.” Pia chirped.
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Bernie yawned and stretched as best she could. Outside it was still dark, the clock above the driver was showing 08.05 and it felt like she'd seen every minute pass. It wasn't true but it felt like it.
They had caught a ferry from Dover, Cheryl had insisted they eat so despite the late hour they'd had pie and chips — the best you could say was that it was hot, otherwise it was just plain expensive. That filled thirty minutes, only another hour or so to fill!
Well anyway, once they were back on terra firma pretty much everyone on board seemed intent on catching a few z's, the next thing Bern could recall was as they turned off the motorway into Gent. Twenty minutes later she was dozing again as they headed eastwards towards Brussels.
There was a repeat of the wake up as they negotiated the Belgian capital, then twenty minutes sat at the interchange before heading out to the motorway once again. All the stops seemed just far enough apart to let you fall asleep before you were woken again. Liége came and went, then Aachen.
They had a thirty-minute toilet and breakfast stop shortly afterwards, it was seven o'clock and not yet light. The Rose's grabbed a quick coffee, thirty minutes including toilet was cutting it a bit fine to have more! The next stop was Köln, - barely an hour away.
The coach threaded its way through the traffic alongside the Rhein before diving into an underpass, emerging close to the railway station.
“Mum.” She gently shook her mothers shoulder.
“Hmm?”
“We're here.”
“Already?”
“Yup.”
The coach swung into the bus station, Bern recognised the Maccy D's under the railway station from her trip last year.
“Köln, Cologne, Colonia.” The driver called out as he stopped their transport.
“Come on Mum.” Bern encouraged shrugging her coat on.
Nearly everyone was getting off here although it was continuing on to Frankfurt far to the south. Five minutes later they were dragging their cases towards the shelter of the railway station along with the early commuters.
“Dave Bond isn't picking us up till nine, lets see if we can get some proper breakfast.”
“I think there's some sort of food hall in here.” Bern mentioned.
It didn't take much effort to find said facility and a bit of pidgin Germlish and pointing later they managed to secure coffee and plated ‘Frühstuck' for under €10 for both of them. They were hardly sat down before Cheryl's phone started with its embarrassing ‘Thriller' ring tone.
“Hello?”
“Cheryl? Dave Bond.”
“Oh hi Dave.”
“Hi yourself, where are you?”
“In Cologne railway station, we were early so we're just getting some breakfast.”
“In the concourse?”
“Yes.”
“Stay there, I'll find you, Tschuss!”
“Er bye.”
“Who was that?” Bern enquired as her Mum closed her phone.
“Drew's Dad, he'll find us here.”
“I'll nip to the loo now then.”
“Remember you'll need some money?”
“I have been before.” Bern sighed.
When she got back Dave Bond was sat in her seat.
“Here she is, welcome to Germany Bernie!”
“Hi Mr Bond.”
“You ready Bern?” Her Mum suggested.
“I guess.” She hastily threw what was left on her platter into the roll to make an impromptu sandwich.
Dave led the way taking two cases, the women following behind with a case apiece. The Bond's Saab was parked with its hazards going only a few metres from the station entrance. By eight thirty they were actually negotiating the rush hour traffic, luckily most of it was heading the opposite direction.
“Remember the Rose's will be here when you get home.” Mum mentioned.
“Well duh!”
“Just don't be too late, we're going out to eat tonight.”
“Right, oh bum, the girls were gonna come round.”
“They can come tomorrow.”
“I guess. Where're we eating?”
“Schloss Mayschoß, your Dad has booked it.”
“Sounds posh?”
“It's supposed to be very traditional, it's on the opposite side of the river to the town.”
“That big place?”
“I think so.”
“Bum, I'm late!”
“See ya later kiddo.”
“Bye Mum!”
“So I told her ‘Get a life!', oh hi Drew.”
“Hi Nena, P. no one else here?”
“Not yet.” Pia confirmed.
“Morning Gaby.”
“Morning Mrs T.”
“Coffee?”
“Please.”
Its funny really, I really prefer tea but its become a ritual to have coffee at the bakery every school day.
Everyone else turned up over the next couple of minutes.
“There's a bit of a change of plan guys.”
“For what?” Brid enquired.
“This evening, Dad's taking the family out to eat tonight, you know a sort of welcome meal.”
“Bummer.” Steff allowed.
“Mum says you can come over in the morning if you like.”
“Make a change to meeting here.” Con pointed out.
“We still going out after?” Pia asked.
“Are we! I'm sure Bernadette will like to.” Anna suggested.
The old Bernie would but I'm not so sure about this new version.
“Time girls!” Frau Thesing mentioned.
So of course the day dragged big style. I had to partner Martin Preiser, he of the Goth party, in Biology, I let him cut up the rat; I'm just not cut out for it. Worse still it was a reminder of what I'm in for on Monday and seeing the rat's tiny reproduction organs wasn't much comfort either. I spent the rest of the lesson thinking about what I've got inside me, do I really have the same bits as Mad and the girls, could I get pregnant like Bernie? Nah don't be daft, I don't have all the kit and I do not like boys!
Other than that it was just like any other Friday — only longer!
“I'm home!”
“In here kiddo.”
I dumped my school stuff, kicked off my shoes and went through to the lounge.
“Hiya Drew, we made it.”
I grinned, “Ee oop lass, tha's looking grand!”
“Not in front of the adults Drew!” Bern giggled.
“Hi Mrs Rose.”
“Hello Drew.”
“I was just gonna make a brew, you want one Kiddo?” Dad enquired.
“Please.”
It then dawned on me that everyone was a bit dressed up; well okay not big event dressed up but certainly quite tidy.
“We have to wait for Jules but you can get yourself ready.” Mum suggested.
“Yes Mum.”
I emerged from the shower feeling somewhat refreshed if a little cool, it was setting in for another cold night. The question of course is what to wear. Well there's one thing for sure — I am not wearing a skirt or dress! No sirree, its trousers tonight, Drew is going out, not Gaby. That said I pulled on my knickers, decided to wear tights for warmth and then searched out a clean bra. Hey it's needed if you have a pair of B cups! Still it was a sports bra so with a flannel shirt and a baggy jumper it's not obvious I have boobs thank heaven. Somewhere during this dressing lark I heard Goth Girl arrive, we'd be leaving in the next hour!
“Your tea's getting cold.” Dad mentioned as I rejoined the waiters in the lounge.
“It'll be okay.”
“So Dave, where are we eating?” Mrs Rose enquired.
Dad had borrowed the team minibus for the night; at least we all got a seat even if it wasn't exactly comfortable or warm. The drive up to Mayschoß only took about ten minutes; we were able to park in the courtyard of the Schloss so it wasn't far to walk to the restaurant.
“Brrrr!” Bern offered.
“You can say that again.”
“Brrrr!”
“Duh!”
We all filed inside, it was vaguely warmer and lit with brands set in wall sconces. (Dad explained all this stuff yonks ago.)
“Ah Herr Bond! We're waiting for you.”
There was something familiar about the maitre d, maybe I've just seen him about.
“Come, come.” He encouraged holding the door for us to enter.
We passed through a pretty solid wooden door into what I guessed was the restaurant, not that you could see much, it was lit by a huge fire in the fireplace at one end and smaller fires set on faggot holders around the room.
“God its like some Dracula film.” Bern whispered.
“Not many.” I agreed.
We weren't the only diners, several other tables were occupied in the hall, for now my eyes were adjusted a bit better you could see it was like a castle great hall complete with all the right décor — I guess we are in a castle of sorts!
“Wow this is something else.” Cheryl Rose noted.
“Isn't it?” Dad agreed, “I've been wanting to come since they opened. It's supposed to be a German Mittelalter, middle age menu.”
“Güten Abend ladies, sir. I'll be your Kellner this evening.”
I recognised that voice and now I knew why I thought the Maitre d looked familiar.
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“Von Strechau?”
“Gaby?”
I wanted to melt into the floor. So that means the guy at the door is Baron von Strechau, like real German aristocracy.
“You two know each other?” Mum enquired.
“Erm kinda.” I allowed.
“We share some of the same classes at school, you must be Frau Bond, your daughter is very popular at school.”
“Er thank you?”
“Max, Maximillian Von Strechau, at your service.” He even did that heel-clicking thing as he introduced himself.
“Hmm!” the senior Strechau got his sons attention, “Menu's?”
“Ah sorry,“ he passed out the menu folders, “you would like beverages?”
“Please.” Dad agreed.
Max took our order and left us.
“He's a bit of all right.” Bern stage whispered.
“By the look in Gaby's eyes I think you need to keep clear Bern.” Jules suggested.
I shot my sister a look but as luck would have it Bern changed the subject.
“Does everyone here have a job?” Bern enquired.
“Not everyone.”
“Just most.” Jules put in.
“I guess, me an' Con work at the bakery, Pia helps at the family restaurant and Brid does a few hours a week at the supermarket.”
Our drinks arrived along with my would be suitor which would've been on worthy of note except that he managed to knock over Bern's Apollinaris water which was on his tray above my head at the time. I was soaked!
“Mein Gott Max, what are you trying to do, drown the poor girl?”
“Its okay really, I'll dry, its only water.”
Whilst I'm not his greatest fan it was something that could happen to anyone.
“I'll dry off, where the rest room please?”
“You're staying very calm Drew?” Bern noted.
“Well I know what its like, lets just say one of my customers got a bit too well acquainted with their coffee just after I started so I know what its like.”
Yeah I won't forget that episode in a hurry!
“I'll show you the way Drew.” Max offered.
“Thanks.”
"No, thank you, I'm not really cut out for this stuff.”
“You'll soon pick it up.” I offered as we left the dining room and entered a miniature maze of corridors.
“Here we go, there's towels in the cupboard, can you find your own way back?”
“I think so.”
“I'd best get back then.”
I located the towels and soon had my hair and face dry again, not much you can do with a damp jumper though. I retraced the outward route and was soon back at our table where von Strechau senior was just taking everyone's order.
“Geez, did you smell the order pad?” Jules teased.
“Just one of my many talents.”
“You okay kiddo?” Dad asked.
“It was only a bit of water.”
“What are you eating?” Mum prompted.
I glanced at the menu.
“We having starters?”
“If you like.” Dad allowed.
Kewl! “Can I get the Grießnockerlnsuppe, Wildbraten with the Leipziger and Rösti?”
“I dunno where you put it sometimes kiddo.” Dad chuckled.
“What is all that you ordered?” Bern enquired taking a sip of her replenished water.
“He's just showing off Bern.” Goth Girl stated.
“Am not!” I pouted, “its like beef and veg soup and then venison steak with veg and fried taters.”
“You certainly haven't changed your eating habits!” Bern grinned.
“So what're you having?”
“Rind something.”
“Rinderbraten.” Jules put in.
“Roast beef.” I translated.
“Phew, I thought it might be something weird. So like why did you put make up on when you went to clean up?”
Bugger, bugger, Bugger!
“I um.” I started.
“Zo, Zweibelsuppe?”
“Here.” Dad mentioned.
“Bohnensalat?”
“That's mine.” Mum enthused.
“Grießnockerlnsuppe fur ihre Fraulein.” Herr Strechau delivered my soup from the tray Max was holding. “Bon Appetite.”
“Er thanks.”
The food was good, I mean GOOD, at a guess it was costing a bob or two so it ought to be!
“Bleh!”
“Where do you put it?” Bern enquired as I placed my utensils on the plate.
“Hollow legs.” Jules suggested.
"You don't do so bad yourself.” I opined.
That got the expected raspberry in reply.
“Jules!” Mum didn't need to say more.
“Sorree.”
“They aren't usually this bad Cheryl.” Dad stated.
“No we're worse!” I put in.
“Anyone for dessert?” Mum enquired, “coffee?”
“What the heck, you only live once.” Cheryl chortled.
“So two Obstsalat mit Eis, one Apfelrösti and three Zwetschkenknödel.” Max repeated our order.
“Uh huh.” Dad agreed.
“So like what're we having Drew?” Bern enquired.
“Zwetschkenknödel.”
“Don't be so obtuse Drew, its hot plum dumplings.” Dad informed the table.
“Sounds nice.” Mrs Rose added.
I could get to like dining here, the menu is a bit more adventurous than a lot of places, I mean Schnitzel can get a bit boring after all.
“I'm stuffed!” I sighed.
“You didn't have to eat the rest of Bern's dumplings.” Mum pointed out.
“Güten Nacht Gaby.” Max called out.
“Er bye Max.”
“So what's that all about Gaby ?” Bern mentioned soto voce.
“Nothing.”
“Like I believe that Drew Bond.”
Just because we have guests doesn't mean Mum and me stop training, it did mean that we went out together for a change; at least we set off together. We rode together up to Nurburg where I turned for home and Mum headed on towards Mayen, I got home just in time for breakfast.
“Do you go out so early everyday?” Mrs Rose enquired.
“Nah, usually its after school or later in the day.”
Mum chose that moment to clatter into the kitchen.
“Mornin'!”
“Coffee?” Dad enquired.
“Please.” Mum plucked a slice of toast from the rack, “back in five.”
“So what are you kids up to today?” Cheryl asked.
“My friends are coming over about half nine.”
“Its twenty past now.” Dad pointed out.
“Shitza! Be right back!” I took off like my bum was on fire.
I arrived downstairs to find the girls already getting reacquainted with Bern.
“Morning Drew!”
“Morning, so what lies've you been circulating?”
“As if.” Steff snorted.
“Yeah it seems its you holding out on us, Gaby Bond.” Anna grinned.
“Anna!” I gesticulated my displeasure.
“Bernie was just telling us about last night.” Con put in.
“I was just telling them about that Max kid.” Bernie supplied.
Oh joy.
"I suppose she's told you about Max half drowning me?”
“I wish I was a wall fly there!” Pia giggled.
“That reminds me Drew,” Bern started, “why did you put on make up last night?”
“I didn't!”
“You so did! When you came back from the lav you definitely had make up on.”
“Off actually.” I sighed.
“You haven't told her?” Nena enquired.
“Told me what? You're not going all girly on me Drew?”
“It's sort of complicated.”
A lot more than you'd think!
“No its not.” Connie stated, “He accidentally got semi permanent makeup at the Spa last week.”
“So how come, how do you?”
“I've got foundation on now to cover it up, I forgot about it last night when von flippin' Strechau half drowned me.”
“Now that sounds like the Drew Bond I know. But like why was that Max kid calling you Gaby?”
“This lot are to blame for that.”
“Are not!” Steff exclaimed.
I sighed, “It's a long story.”
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Language barrier? What language barrier? I've become quite used to using both German and English although generally I now use German. I hadn't thought about it this morning but the girls were using their best English around Bernie, which had let me off the hook somewhat. It's a pity that things'll be more complicated when we get to school.
Dad had suggested we go to Limburg for the day, he had the team bus still and we could just about all squeeze in.
“Right girls, back here at three.” Dad instructed.
“Daad!” I moaned.
“Sorry kiddo, so three okay?”
“We'll be here.” I agreed.
Mum, Dad and Cheryl headed off into the town leaving us teens to our own devices.
“So where to?” Pia enquired.
“The shops I guess.”
“I thought Mad could shop, this lot are like locusts!” Bernie confided as we waited for the others outside of Deichmann's.
“Tell me about it.” I sighed in agreement.
“So what's with the Gaby stuff?”
“I told you last year, the Wine Queen stuff.”
“That doesn't explain that Max lad last night.”
“Well…”
“What are you two talking about?” Connie butted in.
“Drew here was just explaining why everyone is calling him Gaby like Max last night.”
“That's easy, Jules told us it was a Spitznamen von England.”
“A what?”
“Nick name” I translated.
“Oh right, yeah but only amongst the gang,” Bern pointed out “not like everyone at school.”
“But it's a pretty name for a girl.” Con suggested.
“But like Drew is a boy.” Bern pointed out.
“I think at school they think she is a girl.”
“You have to be kidding! Drew?”
“Erm.”
“Geez Drew, they do don't they? Don't tell me you wear skirts and stuff too?”
“Course not!” I snorted, “its hardly my fault they think I'm a girl!”
“She wore a skirt last week one day.” Con put in.
“Con!”
“Well you did.”
I couldn't argue the fact but it wasn't my fault was it?
“Hey guys, I got some great boots!” Anna enthused as the others joined us.
Bern was giving me some odd looks, I'll have to have a chat with her later, you know explain things a bit.
We had a good day, we got Pia's travel pass renewed and sorted one out for Bernie, just a one month one for now as we don't know how long she's staying. Limburg isn't that big so we fitted in the castle and watermill too on our travels before meeting the olds back at the multi storey.
“You guys fancy Chinese?” Mum addressed the assembled horde as we started the journey home.
“All of us?” Steff enquired.
“No I was only asking Drew, of course all of you.”
“You can count me in, you up for Chinese Bern?” I translated.
“Sure.”
Everyone else seemed keen on the idea too, there's no danger of anorexia with this lot, they eat as much as me!
Back home, that's England home, we used to have Chinese fairly often, there're three takeaways and a sit in in Warsop alone! Here in Germany its more of a treat in that you have to really go out to find a restaurant, there's not the same culture of takeaways.
I had a pretty good idea where we were headed and I wasn't disappointed. Die Blüte Lotus is, according to Dad, like Chinese restaurants were in England twenty years ago, quite a limited menu and decorated with every cliché you can think of! I quite like it, its kinda cute really.
By the time Dad pointed out the walled village of Dausenau and we'd had a quick sightsee at Bad Ems it was actually after five when we parked up on the riverfront at Andernach.
“Do you know what Bern?”
“Erm a clue would be good?”
“What I miss, you know from Warsop?”
“Spotty McGinty?”
“Ew! No what I really miss is the chippy.”
“The chippy?”
“Yeah, we don't have chip shops the same here.”
“Oh no it's the end of the world! Drewbie is missing his chips!”
“What are you two plotting?” Cheryl enquired.
“Nothing.”
“Humph!”
“Honest Mum, Drew was just saying there's no chippies here.”
“So that's why everyone is so trim, no chips.”
Bern rolled her eyes at her mothers attempt at humour.
I realised we were a few bodies down.
“Where're the others?”
“Inside already, its you two lagging behind.” Mrs R pointed out.
We had a set meal, I always think Chinese is better that way; you can try a bit of everything without being over faced with anything. They must've thought it was their lucky day; the eleven of us were the only patrons except for a couple of take-outs. There's one family tradition when we have Chinese and from experience the Lotus Blossom do a great fried banana — hmmm! Of course it has to have ice cream and choccy sauce with it — the perfect way to end the meal.
“Bleh! I couldn't eat another mouthful!”
So okay I was the only one to have a pudding, everyone else plumped for coffee. It was nearly eight when we headed back to the minibus.
“So Bernie, you are looking forward to school Monday?” Anna enquired.
“Sort of.”
“Tuesday.” I mentioned.
“Tuesday?” Steff queried.
“Yeah, I've got another hospital appointment Monday.”
“You never said Drew.” Pia noted.
“I er forgot.”
I wish I could! How weird is it that I've got extra bits in the first place? And like I said before its not something you can casually drop into a conversation is it? Further conversation on the matter was averted by our arrival at our transport.
“Night Anna!”
“Night everyone!”
Anna was the last stop before home and whether it was all the food or what I was nearly asleep by the time we finally reached Schloss Bond.
“So,” Bernie started, “I wanna know why you went to school in a skirt and why you never said anything about going to hospital.”
From experience there was no way I could turf her out of my eerie before she got satisfactory answers. I took a deep breath.
“…And you forgot you were in a skirt?”
“I was in a rush!”
“You really do get worse, didn't your Dad say anything?”
“Nah, I guess like he see's me dressed up for the Wine Queen stuff and that a fair bit.”
“If it was anyone else I'd think it was weird, with you — well there are precedents!”
“And I like you too.”
“So what's this hospital business?”
I'd hoped she'd forget.
“Nothing really.”
“Drew Bond, I can see by your face it's not ‘nothing'.”
Do I tell her everything? Or just make something up?
“Well they're just following up some tests they did last week.”
“Tests?”
I've never really spoken to any of my friends about this stuff, perhaps now's the time to start.
“You know, to find out why I've got boobs an' stuff.”
“I thought it was that Gym thingy?”
“Gymnocastea *** - well they think there might be more to it than that by how much I've grown.”
“You're bigger than Ally up top for sure!”
“Thanks for reminding me.”
“Soz, but it's the truth.”
“Yeah well anyway, that's why I've got to go back on Monday.”
“They chopping them off?”
“No!”
“Keep yer hair on!”
“Yeah well, I'm sorta quite attached to them.”
“At least you don't need those rubber things now.”
“I wish I did.”
Bern sat a bit closer and gave me a hug.
“We're a right pair aren't we? There's you, a boy with boobs and me, a jailbird who's up the duff.”
When she put it like that I couldn't help but let a quick chortle loose.
Soon after that we retired for the night and I couldn't help wondering what its gonna be like with Bern staying here. Things are certainly gonna be a bit different but in what way only time will tell. Maybe she can help me re-impose my maleness after all she wasn't the one trying to get me in frocks back in Warsop, that was mostly Mad.
Hmm, I wonder what Mad ‘n Ally ‘n Hel are up to? Was it a good idea to have Bern come over now just after I got them all back together? Talking of together, I wonder how the Morgan's are getting on; I shoulda gone to see Sylv the other week really. Maybe I should write? I could send Easter cards! Yeah that'd be an idea.
I woke up a little after two; despite the heating my nest was cold, like see your breath cold! After emptying my bladder I clambered back under my duvet and struggled to regain a state of slumber.
‘…And Gaby Bond wins her first Tour de France, the first time that a non male has won this great event.' In my dream I punched the air before straightening my skirt out for the cameras. Hmm, there's something not right here, BOMP! I awoke with a start and found myself lying upside down on the floor with my legs tied up in my bedclothes. Geez its cold this morning!
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My Sunday morning training ride took me across the Rhein again then down to Neuwied where I recrossed the water for the return back to Sinzig and home. I like to vary my route and its easy to do living here, back in Warsop you could sometimes find yourself sticking to a routine just to avoid traffic. It wasn't the nicest ride to be honest, the weather being grey, cold and at times wet.
“You look a bit peaky this morning.” Dad noted as I slumped into a kitchen chair.
“I think it was the Chinese.”
“You did rather stuff it down.” He noted, “so you taking Bernie to the bakery?”
“I wasn't going to, it'd be a bit boring.”
“Ok just so I know.”
“I'd best get a move on.”
“Thought you would bring Bernie?” Connie mentioned.
“Nah, I don't want to bore her to death and anyway, I'm sure you'll see enough of her.”
“You look tired.”
“I didn't sleep too well.” I admitted.
To be honest I really was feeling a bit off in that sort of listless, achy way you get with as cold, I hope I'm not going down with anything.
“Gab's! Your rents are here.”
“Coming.” I finished with the bins and pausing only to wash my hands returned to the Bäckerei.
“Hi Drew, thought you'd want to say bye to Mrs Rose.” Mum advised.
“Sure, you stopping for coffee?”
“We weren't going to.” Dad supplied.
“Oh go on.” Con enthused.
It was sort of a bit weird serving people you know, no lets rephrase that, it was weird that I was working and not sat with them. We weren't too busy so I did get a couple of minutes with them before Dad started getting a bit tetchy.
“Bye Drew.” Mrs R gave me a hug.
“Have a good trip home.”
“Drew?” Con prompted.
“Oh yeah, thought you might get peckish.” I handed her a rather full Bäckerei Thesing paper bag, “there's some sandwiches and pastries.”
“That's very thoughtful Drew, thanks and it was nice meeting you Connie.”
“And you Frau Rose, Güten Reisen.”
“You look a bit pale Gaby.” Frau Thesing mentioned as we sat down for dinner.
“She's been out of sorts all day.” Con told her mother.
To be truthful I really was starting to feel off, I even fell asleep during Tatort. Herr Thesing insisted on driving me home and I must admit I didn't put up much resistance to the idea.
“Geez Drew, you look awful.” Bern exclaimed.
“If I look how I feel…” I croaked.
Mum did the laying on of hands bit, how do they do that?
“Hmm you're a bit warm, up to bed, I'll bring you something up.”
I dragged myself upstairs which induced a bit of a coughing fit, just what I need — not!
“Here you go, drink this,” Mum passed me a steaming mug giving off an interesting aroma, “no hospital for you tomorrow.”
I sipped at the potion and nearly choked as the Tabasco hit my throat.
“Gads, that's strong.”
“Well it's a bit kill or cure.” She smiled.
“Urgh.”
“I'll check on you later, try to get some sleep.”
“…Yes I'll do that Doctor, Tschuss.” I just caught the end of the conversation as with head pounding and body aching I lurched into the living room.
“Urgh”
“I told you to stay in bed.”
“I was bored, where's Bern?”
“You're Dad's taken her into work away from your germs.”
“Who were you talking to?” I croaked.
“Dr Fischer.”
“Oh.”
“I have to ring him later on in the week to rearrange things.”
Like I really want him poking around inside me. On the other hand I know that catching cancer early is a good thing.
I spent the day coughing and spluttering, unable to really concentrate on anything — German daytime TV is even worse than in England! I was dosed with Mums honey, lemon and Tabasco cure all which did seem to help my throat a bit. At some point I must have dropped off as I was rudely woken by Dad and Bernie returning home.
“Shush!”
“Wotcha.” I managed.
“Feeling better kiddo?” Dad enquired.
“A bit, where's Mum?”
“Out training still.”
“Didn't know she'd gone.”
“Anyone want a drink?” Bernie offered.
“A coffee would be nice, you know where everything is?”
“I'm sure I'll find it, Drew?”
“Tea please.”
“You going to school today?” Mum enquired from the door.
Well I wasn't 100% by any stretch but a lot better than yesterday.
“I guess.”
“In that case shake a leg, I'll drive you both in.”
“Uh huh.”
Mum disappeared and I dragged myself out of bed.
“We have a new pupil today, she is from England and is staying with Drew Bond.”
Bern nervously shuffled as she stood next to Frau Boxberg.
“Her name is Bernadette Rose and she doesn't understand a lot of German so I don't expect to hear that you are making fun of her. Frau Dürst.”
“Thank you Frau Boxberg, I'm sure no one will do anything like that.” Her tone was unusually stern, “I think Bernadette, you can sit with Herr Preiser.”
Bern looked suitably bemused, the statement was obviously aimed at her but the rest was over her head.
Mart took the lead however. “Over here Bernadette.” He managed in English.
Bern took the hint and made her way to her new academic seat.
“I thought Bernie would sit with you Drew.” Anna mentioned at lunch.
“So did I.” I agreed.
“Marty is quite nice though.” Bern put in.
“Frau Dürst is probably trying to stop you being too reliant on Gabs.” Steff offered.
“I can see that.” Brid stated.
“How are you managing with the classes?” Pia asked.
“Well Maths wasn't too bad but History.”
“You will have to get Gab's here to tutor you.” Nena.
“Or Martin.” Connie grinned.
We caught the Express back to Dernau, which was a bit of a novelty for Bern, I was glad myself as I was still feeling a bit under the weather. It's definitely gonna be different with Bern around, you don't realise just how much of a routine you get into.
“So how'd it go?” Mum enquired.
“Okay I guess Aunty Jen.”
“You any better Drew?”
“Still a bit off.”
“Well I hope you are better by Friday.”
“What's happening Friday?”
“The final of the track league?”
“Right.”
“And I've spoken to Dr Fischer.”
“Oh.” Just what I wanted to hear — not.
“A week on Wednesday, your Dad'll take you.”
“Why?”
“Because I'll be away remember, Mexico?”
“Kewl!” Bern noted.
“Right.”
I'd forgotten that Mum's season starts so soon, my road season doesn't get going for three weeks yet. I've sort of got used to having Mum around the last few months, it's gonna be a bit odd when she's away again but at least between trips she'll be home.
“So let me get this right,” Bern started, “the Slavs moved into northern Germany?”
“Uh huh.”
“Didn't like anyone stop them?”
I hadn't given it a great deal of thought so I scanned my book again.
“It says here that the native population was quite small…der de der…oh right, apparently there was some friction with the Danes who controlled the coastal areas but it never came to much.”
“I thought the Danes were like in Denmark?”
“Yeah but they controlled like a lot of what is now northern Germany.”
“Right.”
I could tell she wasn't too sure, I know Bern of old. It was a bit like old times in Warsop, sat round the kitchen table snacking and doing our homework. Having to translate for someone was novel but I guess that's what it was like when I first came and Con was doing it for me.
“Can I borrow your ‘puter for a bit?”
“I guess, you want me to boot it?”
“I think I can manage that, unless it's all in German.”
“Nope.”
“Shan't be long, just need to check my email.”
“Okay.”
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We sort of fell into a bit of a routine, on Thursday I was recovered enough to resume training and we even used the bikes to go to school. (Bernie borrowed Goth Girls.)
“So you coming tonight?” I enquired as the two of us rode the last bit from the bakery home.
“Coming?”
“I'm racing thicko.”
“I resemble that remark! I'll have to consult my busy diary.”
I rolled my eyes.
“There you are. Hurry up and get ready, we're leaving straight after tea.” Dad encouraged.
“So where are we going?” Bern enquired as we headed for the autobahn.
“Köln velodrome.”
“That's one of those indoor places right?”
“In this case not entirely, I'm glad its warmer than last time, the middle of the track is open like a footy pitch.”
“Right.”
“That's why I said to bring a big coat.”
It was gonna be close, Dad was far too close to the line for my liking. (See 6.06) I gritted my teeth and tried to up the pace but there didn't seem to be anything left in the tank.
“Come on Drewbie!”
I'd forgotten Bern was here, her shout of encouragement seemed to have more effect than any amount of tooth gritting. I was still only a couple of metres up but I'd halted the rot.
“DING, DING, DING, DING.”
A moment's loss of concentration and the result would go against me.
“Come on Drew, up, up, up!”
Cheers Bern. I held my concentration and Dad was still the right side of the line when I completed the lap.
“Huh, huh, huh,”
“You okay kiddo?”
“Huh, huh, yeah, I think so.”
I concentrated on getting my breathing back to normal.
“Well it wasn't a stunning time but you won, you've got enough points that you don't need to do the points and devil if you want to give one a miss?”
Give one a miss? You've got to be kidding!
“You okay Drew? That looked like hard work.”
“It wasn't much fun.”
“The after affects of your cold I expect.”
“Maybe.” I allowed.
“This is more fun than those time trial thingies we used to go to.”
“I guess.”
“There's loads to watch and there's a sausage stand!”
“Where?”
“You didn't know? The other end of the stand.”
“Might have to pay a visit later.”
“So like do you do this track racing a lot now?”
“Not really, the BC coaches want me to concentrate on the road. They seem to think I could be the next Robert Millar or something.”
“Who's he when he's at home?”
“Only the best climber the UK's ever had!”
“So what's he got to do with cycling?”
“Not rock climbing, riding up mountains on a bike, he even got the Polka Dot in the Tour.” I spouted.
“And you are gonna be the next one? Pull the other one.”
“Well maybe.”
“Looks like your Dad wants you.”
“Ok, see you in a bit Bern.”
“Good luck.”
“Thanks.”
“I'd suggest sitting a bit nearer the front.”
“I guess.” I wasn't convinced but I could see the logic and it might throw some of the field who were used to my usual tactic.
“Have a good ride.”
To be honest my legs felt like lead, I negotiated my way to the front of the bunch over the first three laps but there wasn't sprint in me. Somehow I raised my pace to remain in contention but when it came to the last dash for the line there was nothing more to give. There was nothing I could do as everyone swept around me leaving me to trail in last.
“I'm scratching you from the points.” Dad told me as I rolled to a halt.
“Whatever.”
“I thought you'd argue?”
“I'm not a quitter but even I know when to call it a day.”
“Well you've got enough points that no one can catch you for the series.”
“Another pot to clean.” I sighed, and this one is huge too!
“Go get yourself changed, you want to hang on for the presentation?”
“Well duh! It'd be a bit arrogant not to, Mum says its important to do, it gets the public behind you.”
“And it's not bad for your ego either.” Dad chuckled.
“I thought you had another race?” Bern queried.
“I've scratched, I'm really off form tonight.”
“Told you it was that cold.”
“You're prob'ly right. You wanna get a Bratwurst?”
“Why not.”
If there's one thing I like in Germany it's the sausage stalls, for a few Euros you get a huge sausage in a bun, not a hotdog but like a proper 100% bad for you sausage. I love ‘em!
For me, being a spectator for the rest of the programme didn't sit well but it did mean I could explain stuff to Bern like how you score points. The last event of the night as usual was the point's race and I spent fifteen minutes riding it by proxy!
“Junge Manner ersten platz, Drew Bond auf JT Apollinaris.”
I stepped onto the dais and received the huge and ornate trophy. There was a bit of polite cheering, not as much as for the locals who filled 2 nd and 3 rd spots but I guess that's to be expected. All thoughts of tonight's lack lustre performance were pushed away by the contents of the envelope that came with the trophy, €250!
“So what do you guys normally do on Saturdays?” Bern enquired as we made our way out of Köln.
“Depends, shopping, swimming we've even been to a con, normal type stuff.”
“Tomorrow?”
“Nothing special, is there something you wanna do?”
“Well Martin has invited me out, I said I'd let him know in the morning.”
“Jeez you don't hang around much Bern.”
“He asked me .”
“Mart's pretty cool, did I tell you about his anti Valentines dance?”
“You said you went.”
“It was well kewl, it was in a barn on his parents farm and it was decorated all Gothicky.”
“I think you mentioned that bit.”
“So like we all had to dress up Gothic, it was really something.”
“Well we're only going for coffee in town.”
“So we get back a week on Wednesday.” Mum told the gathered throng, that's me Bern and Goth Gurl. “I don't want to come back to any incidents.”
“No Mum.”
“No Auntie Jen.”
“Why you looking at me?” Jules put in.
“I wasn't looking at anyone in particular.”
Mum gave everyone a hug then she was off, Dad was helping the taxi arrangements down to Frankfurt so those farewells would be later.
“So Martin asked her out?” Anna asked as we waited for the Express just over an hour later.
“Yup.”
“There will be some jealous girls when they find out.” Con mentioned.
Our transport hove into view and we soon joined the others on board.
“Where's Bernie?” Steff enquired.
“On a date.” Anna gleefully advised.
“Whoa mama! She doesn't hang about!” Pia stated.
“Mart asked her.” I pointed out.
“Still…” Brid giggled.
“You lot are incorrigible!”
“So where're we going then?” Nena asked.
“Koblenz?” I offered hopefully, €250 were burning a hole in my pocket and I had an idea where I wanted to spend some of it.
“We can catch a movie I guess.” Anna agreed.
“Koblenz it is then.” Con confirmed.
Yes! Even the film bit isn't so bad now my German has improved some although I don't think I'll ever get used to Tom Hanks with a deep German voice!
“Did you buy anything then?” Bernie asked as I collapsed on the sofa.
“Not much, a couple of models.” That was a fib, I spent nearly €100 in the model shop so I had slightly more than a couple of cars! “What about you? Good afternoon?”
“Okay I guess.”
“You don't sound convinced.”
“Well we did go for coffee.”
“And?”
“And nothing, nada, zilch. I didn't even get to look in the shops.”
“So not exactly a hot date then?”
“Lets just say that he needs to improve his technique.”
“I'll be sure to tell him.”
“Don't you dare Drew Bond!”
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“See ya later!”
It felt a bit off leaving Bern at home but lets face it, the alternative was to hang around Thesing's watching me and Con working.
“I thought Bernie would come with you.” Con noted as I arrived.
“She'll probably come round later.”
“Well its good that you're early, Dad picked up the new uniforms yesterday.”
New uniforms. ‘Like some sort of idealised waitress cum maid except its blue with lots of frilly bits. ‘ He hasn't has he?
“New uniform?”
“Come on Gab's, get with it, I told you last week.”
“I might have been a bit distracted?”
“Whatever, just try it on, yours is in the dining room.”
Well it wouldn't cost to try it on I suppose, I can quit later.
It's a bit weird really; on Sundays I get treated like one of the family here, heck I've even stayed over. But during the week — well lets just say I wouldn't dream of going upstairs without an invite. I found the box on the dining table and headed into the bathroom to change.
Well okay it's a dress but it's not the frilly confection I had feared. In fact it seemed quite practical even if I prefer to not show as much leg. It really does look more professional than what we normally wear, the Thesing's logo was a nice touch, but ‘Gaby' underneath was not quite so cool. What the heck am I saying? Its not cool at all, it's a flippin' dress! And I'm expected to wear it.
I restrained myself from having a hissy fit, it really isn't Herr Thesing's fault, he and his wife think I am Gaby, Wine Queen, member of Con's posse. And it has to be said that situation isn't gonna change anytime soon, if I don't want to be exposed I've got two choices, go with it or quit. The money really is quite useful and after Easter I won't be working so much due to my race commitments. I suppose I can put up with a few days in a dress.
“Very nice.” Con stated when I emerged downstairs, “not sure the trainers quite go though.”
“It's a bit erm fitted.” I complained.
In truth it was very fitted like if anyone was in doubt of the wearers sex it screamed ‘FEMALE!' it might not be the flouncy confection that we wore the other week but it more than made up for that in the cut. The top accentuated my um, endowments whilst the tailored waist and flared skirt did nothing to offset things. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't tight, I managed to reach the back zipper okay, but it wasn't loose either.
The bad news for me of course is that I'm wearing it and I'm not, female that is. On the other hand maybe I am, if the Doc is right I've got some extra bits no boy should have — apart from breasts that is.
“Anyone in? Hello?”
“Eh?”
“Geez you are such a dream sometimes.”
“Sorry, I was just thinking about something.”
“You keeping that on or changing?”
“Changing.”
“Ah Bernie, you missed the fashion show.” Con crowed.
“Fashion show?”
“Yeah, Gab was trying on the new uniform.”
“Con!” I moaned.
“Its true.”
“I know but you don't have to make a big deal about it. You want coffee Bern?”
“Tea please, coffee isn't good for junior.”
“Right.” I knew that.
“So this is what you pair do every Sunday?”
“Pretty much.” I agreed filling the teapot with hot water.
“Don't you get bored?”
“It's usually busier than this, it might pick up later.”
It wasn't one o'clock yet, the church kicks out then and we get quite a few customers afterwards.
“So what are you doing today Bernie?” Con enquired.
“I dunno, I came out coz I was bored, the telly is all double Dutch,“
“German.” I sniggered.
“…And its not like I've got a lot of friends to do stuff with.”
“You can hang here if you want.” Con offered.
“There's usually a few from our year at school come in.” I added.
“Well if you insist!”
Well it wasn't quite like that but it was pretty obvious she needed some company that wasn't dressed in black or old enough to be her father.
“Can I help with anything?” Bern enquired.
“Nah you're okay, we've got a routine so it doesn't take long to clear up.” Con mentioned.
“Okay I'll wait for you here then Drew.” She mentioned taking a seat.
Bum. Double bum!
“Um, I er usually hang with Con afterwards.” This was awkward, I guess I ought to go home with her but it's the second part of a two parter on Tatort!
“You girls not finished yet?” Frau Thesing mentioned from the apartment door.
“Nearly.” Con told her.
“Oh hi Bernie.”
“Hello Mrs Thesing, I guess I'd best be going.” Bern's shoulders slumped.
I wasn't exactly being a good host here was I?
“I'll be with you in a minute Bern.”
“You're not eating Gaby? It's Falscher Hase mit Pommes.” She tempted.
“I've got to take Bern home.”
“Well she can stay too, there's plenty to go round.”
“Bern?”
“Drew?”
“You want to stay for dinner?”
“Won't your Dad be expecting us?”
“Like I said, I usually hang here Sunday evenings, I can ring Dad so he knows where you are?”
“I don't want to be in the way.”
Con was finishing the clean up and Frau Thesing gave her a hand.
“What do you think we do? We have dinner, Frau Thesing is a better cook than Dad any day, then we watch telly.”
“Come on you two, I want to lock the shop.” Frau Thesing encouraged.
“What's this?” Bern prodded her Falscher Hase nervously.
“Its called Falscher Hase, I guess its sort of like meat loaf.”
Conversation was necessarily more stilted than usual, Bern's German isn't great and the senior Thesing's English is about the same so Con and I were running a simultaneous translation service.
“So Gaby, you tried on your uniform?” Herr Thesing enquired as we cleared the table.
“Er yeah.”
“It fits okay?”
“Maybe a bit too well?”
My irony, even in German, passed him by.
“You will wear it from next week please.”
“Sure.” I sighed.
So okay, I like the money!
“You watch that every week?”
“Yeah.”
“That is just so cheesy Drew, I mean anyone could tell what was gonna happen, its pretty lame, hardly The Bill.”
“I don't like The Bill, and what's wrong with being cheesy?”
“Nothing if you are the cheese meister.”
“Kase.”
“What?”
“Cheese in German is Kase so it's Kasemeisterin, so I guess I'm the Über Kasemeisterin!” I chortled.
Did Drew realise he'd used the feminine form there Bern mused, she might not be great at the language but even she knew that!
“What are you two giggling about?” Jules enquired.
“Nothing much, where's Dad?”
“Office.”
I left Bern to Goth Girls tender mercies and went to find my parent.
“Good you're back.” Dad mentioned.
“Yeah, you want a drink?”
“I could murder a beer but I'd best not.”
“Cocoa?”
“It'll have to do I guess.”
Hey! How come I get to be tea boy? I guess I did sort of volunteer.
Bern and Jules were engrossed in a conversation that, if the bits I heard were anything to go by, was denigrating my viewing choice. Discretion is sometimes the better part of valour apparently so I left them to it and took the Old Man his cocoa.
“What're you doing?”
“Trying to book some accommodation for the Harzer Rundfahrt.”
“Where's that?”
“Braunlage, the other side of Kassel.”
I'm starting to get the hang of the German map so I've got a fair idea where he means.
“So what's the problem?”
“Well on our budget it looks like we'll be camping!”
“Camping?”
“I'm not serious but we might have to stay a bit further from the start.”
“Okay.”
“You looking forward to starting racing proper again?”
“Yeah, course I am.”
“We've got a full programme this year you know.”
“Kewl.”
“BC has invited us to ride the junior Ronde Anglia.”
“Really?”
“I need to see if we can get funding for it though, our budget pretty much only covers domestic events so I need to talk to George.”
“Maybe we could get some ringers in?” I half jested.
“Hmm, you've given me an idea there.”
“I'm not just a pretty face you know.”
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Bern's second week at Silverberg Gymnasium picked up where week one ended which is neither surprising nor unexpected. Despite the less than amazing ‘date' on Saturday she was still talking to Martin but I guess his only crime is being a bit slow!
“Fraulein Bond, can you please tell us the cause of the Slavic migration in the Mittelalter?”
Huh? Oh bugger. I stopped toying with my hair, I really should have been paying more attention; I scanned the blackboard for clues.
“Erm.”
“Anyone?” Herr Ansbacher probed.
“Talk about embarrassing.”
“Well I knew.” Bern pointed out.
“Clever clogs.” I blew a raspberry at her.
It felt a bit like the old days back in Warsop with Bern around, its not that my German friends don't muck around, they do big style sometimes, no it's a sort of spontaneity.
“You're face when he asked you to draw a Slav village.”
“You didn't have to stand in front of the class.” I reminded her.
“Remember you can't eat after tea Drew.”
“Yes Dad.” I sighed.
I am so not looking forward to tomorrow.
“How come you can't eat?” Bernie quizzed me as we watched the evening news.
“They might have to operate tomorrow.”
“You never did say what you are going in for.”
“Well it's a sort of plumbing thing.”
“Louise Walsh had to go in for waterworks treatment last November.”
“I don't think it'd be the same thing I've got trouble with.”
On the other hand it could well be!
“So its not certain they're gonna chop you up?”
“No, they want to stick one of those camera things in to have a look first.
“That'll be weird, seeing your own insides.”
“Not sure I'd want to see it the way you shove stuff in kiddo.” Dad noted.
“You want me to come for support?” Bern offered.
Did I! But that could be a problem because she'd almost certainly find out more than I wanted her to know.
“Nah its okay, thanks for offering though.”
Maybe if I'd thought about Bern rather than my selfish worries I would have spotted the ulterior motive behind the offer.
“See ya later Bern!”
“Yeah, laters.”
She waved then pedalled off towards the bakery.
“So are you about ready?”
“I guess, my stomachs rumbling big style.”
“And I thought it was a volcano.”
“Ha ha.”
“Before we take you down for pre op there's something we need to talk about.” Doctor Fischer advised us.
“Oh?” Dad queried.
“Well I don't know why its not been picked up before but when we did the last bank of tests we included a genome filter which turned up something very interesting.”
“In simple language?” Dad requested.
“Well, we ran the gene test to look for anomalies, you understand the XX and XY symbols we use?”
“XX is female, XY is male?” I offered
“Indeed, that's the bare bones but as with most things it's not always that simple. Some people have variations on the basic gene description, maybe there is an extra string of either X or Y in their makeup. It is not so unusual and most people would never know this but occasionally the extra chromosomes can manifest themselves in very obvious ways.” He paused.
“So Drew has what? An extra X?”
“Not exactly, it's a bit more complex than that but if we use that allusion for now, the ‘second' X is almost more dominant than the poor old Y, in this instance nature can be very pedantic, some childs will grow up and show no signs of this dominance. Others will show characteristics from an early age, for you Drew it seems to be the onset of puberty that has triggered things.”
“Oh joy.” I noted.
“So is there some treatment to return things to normal?” Dad enquired.
“Not as such, for your sons body this is normal, his genes think he should have breasts and wide hips, even if we loaded him with male hormones these things would not change.”
“So I'm stuck like this?”
“Nothing short of surgery will change things.”
I sighed, deep down I already knew what he was gonna say.
“So what about these other bits?” Dad asked the question I needed answering.
“As I told Frau Bond last time, we recommend removal of such organs to prevent complications, they often become cancerous.”
That word again, ready to strike fear into our household again.
“I see,” Dad started, “we'll take a decision on that after you've had a look.”
“In that case we should get things started, we are due in theatre in forty minutes.”
In case you hadn't noticed my hospital visits are generally unplanned and I tend to not know much about it. Today is therefore a bit of a novelty. I was taken to pre-med where I was instructed to take a bath which was laced with this revolting antiseptic stuff, I mean, I did shower this morning so its not like I was dirty. I then had to put on one of those draughty gown things and lie on a trolley.
A stern looking chap came to where I was waiting.
“Okay, name please.”
“Bond, Andrew.”
“Okay. You have not eaten today?”
“Not since last night.”
“Gut.”
He checked more stuff on his list.
“Humph, you should have removed the cosmetics in the bathroom, you will have to return and do so.”
“It's a sort of long story but I'm not wearing makeup, honest!”
“I can see it on your Augenlid .”
“It doesn't come off,” I wiped my eyelid with a finger and showed him, “see? I wish it would come off.”
He raised an eyebrow, “hmm I see.”
Bern nearly turned round before she got to the café but Anna spotted her before she bottled it.
“Heya Bernie, nice morning.”
“I suppose.”
“Hey its not raining, the sun is shining and we only need one coat!”
“When you put it like that.” Bern admitted parking her steed next to the others.
Whilst she knew the girls and today was just a repeat of the last few days, it felt different today. The girls acted no different but she felt like an outsider, an interloper who shouldn't be here.
“Are you okay Bernie?” Steff asked.
“Fine, just concerned for Drew.”
“Ach! Gab's'll be fine, she is like an ox.” Pia opined,
“A very small ox.” Bridget added.
“Come on, time to go girls!” Frau Thesing mentioned. “No Gaby today?”
“I told you last night Mum, she has gone to the Klinik in Köln today.” Connie told her parent.
“You did, you are right, I thought it was quiet this morning!”
“Bye Mrs Thesing.” Bern waved as she headed out with the others.
Bern was quiet on the ride into Ahrweiler, in truth she was quite worried, worried that she wouldn't be able to cope in class without Drew's support. So okay, she was a big girl and she was quickly picking up the lingo, but like she was miles from Drew's casual flipping between English and German. Jules had given her a Langenscheidt German/English dictionary, which she'd found really useful, but you can hardly use it to answer specific questions your History teacher is throwing out. Be strong Bern, you can do it !
“So Herr Bond, what we have are the ovaries here, fallopian and uterus.” Herr Doctor Fischer pointed out on the screen as the footage of the exploration camera rolled.
“Okay.” Dave agreed, why wasn't Jen here, this is her area of expertise!
“We are currently doing the biopsy on the samples we took, we should have a result in about forty minutes. The organs appear to be healthy but immature.”
“So you are saying he could have children, I mean as a mother?”
“In theory yes, of course he has no vagina so it would be possible only by artificial means, as I say, in theory.”
‘So Drew really is more girl than boy.' Dave mused.
There was a knock on the door and an orderly came in with what was clearly the biopsy report.
“The good news is that there are no signs of cancerous cells.”
Dave let out a breath he didn't realise he was holding.
“But? There is a but isn't there?”
“Although the ovaries, they contain eggs, those eggs do not appear to be viable so there could be no pregnancy, although of course we would need further tests to confirm this.”
‘I'm sure Drew will be glad to hear that.' Dave thought to himself.
“There's no immediate dangers in leaving it all in place?”
“I'd still recommend removal, but no.”
“They stay then, you can monitor this stuff right?”
“Of course.”
“Then that's what we'll do for now, lets get my son back up here.”
“You okay?”
“Sure, just, well you know.”
“Are you okay with this?”
“I guess, its all a bit surreal really, it's like I'm two different people.”
“Are you going to tell your friends? I'll have to speak to your sister.”
“I guess.”
“We've never really asked you before but its very pertinent now, do you think you might want surgery to sort things out?”
I had given it some thought, did he mean become ‘all' girl or try to look more male? And just where does this leave me in following my chosen sport?
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“Come on Drew, its starting!” Dad enthused.
The familiar Eurosport introduction faded as I arrived at the sofa armed with a packet of biscuits and three tins of pop, one each for me, Dad and Bern. We don't often do this but like its live coverage of Mums race in Mexico!
‘And you join us today in a warm and sunny Mexico City where the 2005 Women's World Cup series kicks off.‘ the camera panned across the riders, ‘there are some new faces in the Peleton and not a few of the old guard return, its good to see Jenny Bond here, there was some doubt at the end of last year whether she would be back. Lets hope she is back to her old self.'
And then they were off. All the big women's teams were there topped up with some we didn't recognise, the local angle. We strained to pick out ‘our' girls, and there they were, Maria, Tina, the new girl, Erika and of course Mum.
“There she is!”
“Keep your hair on,” Dad advised, “they haven't started yet.”
“I know.” I pouted.
I can't help it, in enjoy watching Mum race. There again, the first bit of most races can be a bit boring as the riders get settled and the first race of the year has the added issue of a lot of nervous newbies which can result in a few spills.
‘Dis looks like da foist serious move of da day David.'
‘Sure does Sean, I can see Longo, Bond, Cooke and Van Steenberg all gathering their troops.”
“Who is that Irish bloke, I can barely understand him.” Bern enquired.
“I think they use him just because of that.” I chortled.
“Sean Kelly Bern, he was a top rider a few years ago.”
“It's a good job talking isn't a top requirement for racing.” Bern noted.
Meanwhile in Mexico.
“Erika, Tina, cover the front, Maria and I will watch Nicole and Jeannie.”
“On it.” Tina agreed before easing forward, Erika at her back.
“Like old times.” Maria grinned.
“Lets hope so.” Jen agreed.
‘And it looks like the German girls have something going on, both the Apollinaris and Telekom squads are doing some rider placement, they have been known to co-operate in the past but I wonder what's going through their minds.'
‘Oi'm sure we won't be long in da waiting, oi can see Nicole moving up wid her team mate Montoya.'
I was glued to the box — I know it sounds a bit obsessive but you can learn a lot from the pros and racings different to training.
‘Dere we go!' Sean exclaimed.
‘A nice clean attack by the Welsh lass but the pink and cream gang are covering nicely.'
“Geez Nic, you coulda given us another couple of K.” Jen muttered under her breath.
“Ready Jen?” Maria asked.
“Lets do it.”
Maria snicked up a sprocket, stood on the pedals and accelerated all in one smooth action, Jenny tight on her wheel.
“There's Mum!”
“Drew!” Bern and Dad both complained.
“Sorree.”
‘Well it's looking like the gloves are off.'
On the screen we could see the action clearly and I had a fair idea of what was likely to happen next. After Nicole forced some action the other big hitters had to respond and the resulting increase in tempo would act to filter out some of the less capable riders and teams. Its not exactly a new idea and you'd think some of the victims would learn but hey ho, if it works.
A working Peleton of about forty riders were soon sweeping through the Mexican countryside at a nice 40kph followed by a long string of hapless hopefuls. The Eurosport cameras picked up the ‘stars', most of whom were actually now sat in close proximity.
‘…And that's the new girl from Apollinaris down as well, just a moments inattention and it all goes pear shaped.'
‘Oi remember in da eighty eight tour on da road to Perpignon…'
‘Sorry to interrupt Sean but Jenny Bond has reacted to her team mates misfortune by launching an attack, the other Germans are blocking for her.'
“Go on Mum!”
“Nicole is trying to break out.” Dad pointed out.
“Yeah but she's got to get round Tina and she doesn't have much team support.”
“That doesn't normally stop her.”
“I'm going for a wee.” Bern mentioned.
“Right.”
We'd actually been watching things down Mehico way for an hour already; the live coverage is due to end in another two hours.
‘Come on Jen, you can do it, if I can make Cookie work hard to bring me back I'm sure I can break her on the big climb.'
Jenny gulped down a mouthful of electrolyte drink and after a rearrangement of seating comfort settled into time trial mode.
‘It looks like the old guard are set to maintain a stranglehold on the early season, Bond has opened up an impressive one minute thirty gap on the Peleton with only Cooke showing any real interest in giving chase.'
‘Dis remoinds me of the turd stage of da Tour of Switzerland when ol' Stevie Roche troid a similar move.'
‘Yes Sean.'
I wasn't sure quite what Mum was up to; it wasn't a move I would have expected of her at this point of the season. With my own debut due in a couple of weeks I was intrigued to see how it panned out.
Maria and the girls, Erika had quickly rejoined after her tumble, were keenly policing the front of the bunch and about ten riders were pouncing on poor Nicky every time it looked like she might make a move! One of the Specialized girls did get clear but her escape lasted all of five minutes before she sat up.
‘And lets set the clock running, it's nearly all downhill to the finish from here, has Bond got enough left to reach Caravegas on her own.'
The on screen clock started counting as Mum started her descent.
“What do you reckon Dad?”
“Don't count your chickens.”
“She's got over two minutes!”
“Which would be wiped out by a puncture.”
“I guess.”
‘And Bond has her arm raised, the team car is coming up, is it a puncture?'
‘A similar ting happened on Stage turteen of da Tour last year,'
‘No it looks like she's just after a new bidon and a chat with George Müller, the team director.'
“You okay Jenny? Its been a long way no?”
“Eternity! I think there's enough left in the tank, we got what, Twenty K to go?”
“Twenty two, best get to it, times up.”
“Okay.”
“Go for it girl!”
George dropped away and let the officials return to station ahead of him, a dream start to the season.
‘An' Nicole has finally broke de ‘lastic on da peleton but is it too late?'
‘Well Sean, there's only fifteen K to the finish and Bond is still time trialling away, it'll be close and I'm not sure Cooke will have the legs left.'
Mum was still looking pretty much together, maybe a little sagging on the last little climb but what would you expect at kilometre one one three of one twenty? The camera was now switching back to Nicole who was going for broke trying to chase Mum down but the lead was still almost two minutes and looking unassailable.
“Come on Mum!”
“Dig in Jen!”
She couldn't hear us but it didn't stop us shouting.”
“Is Aunt Jen winning?” Bern enquired, sitting herself down.
“Like yeah, haven't you been watching?”
“Actually I was doing my homework upstairs. Well, is she?”
“Not many, she's got a huge lead and that's the five to go sign.”
“Okay.” Bern noted, the end seemed a good point to rejoin the action!
‘Cooke isn't giving up, she's closed the gap but Bond is hanging in there and there's only four to go.'
‘Da bunch are bearing down behoind her too, it could end up in a big gallop.'
‘I wonder how Drew got on today? Have to give Dave a call later, three to go, lets put this to bed!'
Jen shook each hand in turn to get some life back in them.
“What'd she do that for?” Bern asked.
“Her hands're prob'ly tired.”
“Okay.”
“She wants to make sure she can hold the bars if it comes to a sprint.” Dad expounded.
“It won't come to that will it?”
“Its not looking likely is it.”
‘Looks like the UK is going to score a one two in the season opener here in Mexico, the British ladies are certainly established at the top of the women's peleton these days.'
‘Yes Dave, and it looks like Jenny Bond is back with a bang after a quoi-at year last year.'
‘It has to be said, the woman we are watching straightening her jersey on our screens has made a dramatic return to the top flight today just a year after her cancer scare.'
“I wondered if they'd bring that up.” Dad sighed.
Mum finished tidying herself up and with over thirty seconds in hand enjoyed a leisurely ride along the last two hundred, a big grin plastered across her face.
“Yay!”
“Well done Auntie Jen!”
“One down.” Dad noted.
Watching Mum in Mexico had certainly done a thing or two for me, mainly distracting me from my own woes after the hospital visit. I couldn't answer Dad earlier and I don't have an answer yet for myself. Mum's just shown that if I decide to go that way I can still succeed in cycling, its in the genes after all!
I really will have to give it some thought though, I'm a little freaked out to say the least! According to what Dad said on the way home I've got a full set of internals in apparently working order, the fact I've got a set of outties too makes me a bit of a freak. I can't tell anyone any of this can I? I mean if word got out it could go seriously pear shaped very quickly.
“So Dave, how did it go at the Klinik?” Jen got to the point of her call.
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“So how did yesterday go?” Connie enquired.
“She won!”
“Huh?”
“She won and boy did she do it in style, a long solo break.”
“I haven't got a clue what you are on about.” Connie mentioned.
“Aunt Jen won the race in Mexico yesterday.” Bern filled in.
“Ach! That wasn't what I meant, how did the hospital go?”
I knew what she meant; I was trying to avoid answering that.
“Okay I guess, everything is there and seems to work.” It's not a lie.
“He hasn't told me anything either.” Bern noted.
“So anyway, you wanna do the free Spa session this week?” Con enquired, “we were talking about it yesterday.”
“What's the hurry?” I had to ask.
“Well we thought it might be difficult to do in a few weeks, you'll be off racing no doubt, Pia'll be working, you know it gets busy round here from Easter.”
“Right.” I hadn't really given it a lot of thought to be fair.
“And Bern can come with us too.” Con added.
I mentally checked my diary — well apart from training I couldn't think of anything else I was due to do.
“Whatever, you fancy a free Spa session Bern?”
“I'm game.”
“I'll tell the others.” Con told us.
Why weren't the others with us I hear you ask, well my old Schauff managed to suffer a sudden loss of tyre filler and it took me a while to get it repaired. I shoulda just got the Klein out instead and fixed it later but oh no. So like the others had already left when we got to Con's and now we're going hell for leather to avoid being too late!
“So what time's your appointment?”
“Erm.”
Bern pulled out her appointment card and tried to decipher it.
“Looks like seventy five thirty, what kind of time is that?”
“Lets have a look?” I reached for the card.
“Dur! Fifteen thirty, half past three!”
“‘Snot what it looks like to me.”
I had to admit that the receptionists writing left a little to be desired in legibility, her number ones do look a bit like sevens.
“So like what am I supposed to do?”
“You'll be my birthing partner.”
“Sspluuurthhhh!”
“You okay Drew?”
“Your what?”
“Birthing partner, you get to hold my hand.” Bern grinned.
“Oh joy.” I sighed.
Just what every fifteen-year-old boy wants, appointments at the Ante Natal clinic. But I said I'd go with her so I can hardly back out now and anyway I have to act as interpreter!
And now at the back of my mind was the idea that at sometime in the future it could be me with the lump. So okay it is kind of remote and it'd have to be the virgin birth but the very idea it could happen sent a shiver down my spine.
“I'm sure I felt it move.”
“Give over, I mean your hardly showing yet.”
“I know, but if it wasn't the baby I must have indigestion.”
“Good afternoon ladies, what can we do for you?”
Grrr!
“Bernadette Rose, she has a three thirty appointment?” I offered.
The receptionist checked her list.
“Ah yes, if you take this card and have a seat, the midwife will be with you shortly.”
“Thanks.”
We went to the waiting area and sat ourselves down.
“Thanks for this Drew.”
“No sweat.”
“No seriously, I'm petrified, you will come in with me?”
“Erm.”
Before the conversation could go any further a voice interrupted my thoughts.
“Fraulein Rose?”
“Um ja?”
“Sehr gut, bring your friend.”
“Come on Drew.” Bern insisted dragging me to my feet.
We followed the woman into a room with ‘Hebamme' on the door.
“Zo, you are from England Bernadette?”
“Urm yes Miss, and its just Bernie.”
“You will have to excuse my English, I am a little rusty. Your friend I know of course, Güten abend Gaby.”
“Er hi Frau Pilsen.”
Just my luck, out of anyone it could be Bern's midwife is Anna's Mum!
“You know each other?” Bern enquired.
“Of course, everyone knows the Weinkönigin.”
“And this is Anna's mum.” I finished, turning a deep Puce.
“Well please call me Gloria Bernie and you too Gaby.”
“Um thanks er Gloria.”
“So, now we are all introduced lets get down to business, you are eighteen weeks Bernie?”
“I think so.”
“Okay, pop in the cubicle and put the gown on and we'll have a look shall we.”
I just knew this sort of thing would happen, I gave a hopeful look to Bernie but she wasn't letting me off the hook.
“You know Bernie from England?” Frau Pilsen asked.
“Er yeah, we've been friends for quite a few years.”
“Things are difficult for her in England?”
What could I say? I'm sure Anna has talked to her mum so she probably knows most of the story already.
“I guess you could say that.” I allowed.
“Ah Bernie, do you want to get up on the couch please.”
The next ten minutes were embarrassing in the extreme — for me any way. Now don't get me wrong, I'm hardly a prude and my knowledge of female anatomy is more intimate than a lot of fifteen-year-old boys. I'm also reasonably sure that I know what Bern and the other girls in my life look like, at least in their underwear. But today I was pretty much forced to look at a basically naked Bern against my will.
“So, everything seems to be progressing well, we'll do a scan next time which will be, lets see … two weeks today.”
Frau Pilsen wrote on Bern's appointment card.
“So next time we'll have a look at baby eh? Before then we will see you both at the Ante Natal class next Wednesday, there are a couple of other Junge Mutter although they are further along than you.”
“Thanks Gloria.” Bern mentioned.
“Its what I'm here for girls and remember if you need to talk or have any issues you can come to any of the drop in sessions, the days and times are on your Terminkalender.”
“Bern? Are you really okay with me being there and like seeing, you know?”
“If I wasn't Drew, mark my words you wouldn't've been there!”
“But like I'm a boy.”
“It was a boy got me like this.”
“I know but…”
“But nothing, you're my best mate and I trust you. Its not like you're gonna go shouting about it around the school not like that slime ball Sean would've.”
I hadn't heard Bern mention her former boyfriend since she told me what happened to her.
“I'm looking forward to the ultrasound next time.”
“It's a bit weird seeing inside you like that.”
“What are you on about, I think it'll be cool to see junior.”
“I guess but they like cover you in this greasy gunk and the pictures not really that clear.”
“How do you know all this clever britches? You had one then?”
I didn't reply.
“You have!” she accused, “I've never heard of a boy having a scan before.”
She's gonna wheedle it out of me so I might as well tell her.
“I had one the week you arrived, the Doctor was checking to see if things were okay like.” I started to colour up again.
“Things?”
“Yeah, you know, inside.”
“And were they?”
“Were they what?”
“Really Drew Bond! Were they okay?”
“Er sort of.”
“That's why you had to go to the hospital the other day!”
“Er yeah, they wanted to take a better look.”
“What? Like x-rays?”
“No, they put a camera thingy inside.”
“Ew!” she exclaimed, “how did…?”
“A little hole in my groin.”
“Gross!”
“Yeah, they like shaved me down there too.”
I thought she'd comment on that disclosure but she ignored that and pressed on.
“So was everything okay then?”
“Er sort of.”
“What do you mean sort of? There's something wrong isn't there and there's me putting all my woes onto you!”
“No no! Its okay honest!”
“Why don't I believe you? I know There's more to it, spill Bond!”
I need to talk to someone about this and I've told Bern too much already.
“Okay, this goes no further okay?”
“Okay, now spill.”
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“So like you've got some extra bits?”
I thought I'd said that already.
“I just said.”
“That is just weird!”
I knew it was a mistake but I had to tell someone.
“Its not like I've got two heads you know.”
“So you could get up the duff?”
“Er yeah, in theory but its not exactly likely, not without divine intervention.”
Bern was clearly going over this new information before saying more but further musing was disrupted by the arrival of the Express.
“Hi Gaby, not seen you for a while.”
“Er hi Myleen, did you meet Bernie before?”
“We weren't introduced.”
“Bern this is Myleen, Myleen this is Bernie my friend from England.”
“Welcome to the Ahrtal Bernie, don't let this little minx lead you astray.”
“M-yyyy!”
“Only kidding Gab.” Myleen chuckled.
“Geez you're easy to wind up.” Bern added.
I guess I am.
“Everything okay?” Dad enquired when we got home.
“Yes thanks Uncle Dave, I'll get to see the baby next time.”
“See the baby? Oh you're having a scan.”
“The midwife is Anna's mum.” I dropped in to the conversation.
“I knew Frau Pilsen worked in healthcare, so she's a midwife eh?”
“Yeah.”
“Anyone fancy eating out tonight, say Italian?”
We ended up in Remagen, in Trattoria Alfredo just off the main square; we've been before and quite liked the place. The attraction for me was that I was unlikely to see anyone from school here, well not unless I'm really unlucky!
“Oh hi guys.”
I swivelled about and sure enough Kat had just come in the door.
“What are you doing here?”
“And its nice to see you too Miss Bond.”
“Sorry Kat, er this is Bernie, you know from England.”
“Hi Bernie, nice to meet you, I'm Kat by the way.”
“Hi Kat, your Dad with you?” Dad enquired.
“No, I'm staying over with a girlfriend in town and I got the job of collecting our food.”
“Whilst I think about it, are you free to help with the team two weeks Saturday?” Dad asked.
“I think so, I'll confirm with you when I get home tomorrow Herr Bond.”
“Eine Hawaiian und eine Pollo?”
“That's me.”
Kat darted off to the counter to collect her take out.
“Night everyone!”
“Bye Kat.”
“Night Kat.”
I was saying?
The rest of our meal went peacefully enough, I had Tortellini, Bern went for bog standard Spag bol and Dad had Cannelloni. There's one thing with pasta, it fills you up good and proper!
“So what're you up to Drew?” Bern enquired from my door.
“Making Dad's birthday prezzie.”
“What're you making?”
“I'm trying to make a model of Stonehenge but I'm not doing right well.”
“Lets see?”
Bern scooted down beside me.
“Doesn't look very Stonehengey, what is that stuff you're using?”
“It's supposed to be for modelling rocks on model railways.”
“Well I don't think it'll work for what you want, you need some sort of clay, make the rocks then stick them together.”
“Er you wouldn't like give us a hand?”
“What's it worth?”
“Gott! You're as bad as Jules!”
“I was only kidding, course I'll help, we can go to the Art store after school tomorrow.
“Thanks Bern, I was on the verge of giving up.”
“So what're we doing tomorrow?” Brid asked at Friday lunchtime.
“Well duh! The Spa.” Pia mentioned.
“I forgot about that.”
I wish I could.
“Remember to bring your cozzies.” Anna instructed.
Joy.
“So like what's this Spa place like? What'll we do?” Bern enquired.
“Its sort of like a gym but without all the exercise machines.” I suggested.
“There's like a sauna and Jacuzzi's and a swimming pool.” Steff pointed out.
“And you can get like all these special treatments.” Pia enthused.
“We'll have to pay for them P.” Connie noted.
“I thought it was free?” Nena queried.
“Only for the normal stuff.” Steff told her.
“Ah well, I was hoping to try the hot mud.” Nena sighed.
I stayed quiet, last time I did get the works — which of course is why we're going again tomorrow, my ‘makeup' isn't showing much sign of fading and its been nearly three weeks now.
“What's that you're reading?” I enquired seeing Bern engrossed in something.
“The free paper.”
“Anything good in it?”
“Not a lot really.”
“‘Bout par for the course.”
“There is a bit about Thesing's. ”
“Oh?”
“Looks like one of those journo ads, cute uniforms!”
“Where?”
I grabbed the paper off her to be faced with my worst nightmare, not just one but two full colour photo's showing me and Con in those ridiculous maid outfits.
“Oh shit!”
“Aw, I think you look sweet.” Bern giggled.
“We'll be a laughing stock.”
“Not much you can do about it now.”
“Guess not,” I sighed, “you gonna give me a hand with the er stones?”
“I'll be up in a few minutes, there's something I need to do first.”
“Okay.”
I'd decided to make Dad's model to the same scale as the castle I got him for Christmas and I've spent quite a while and no little effort drawing it all out and so on. I've even downloaded a load of pictures for guidance but that model rock stuff was pants.
I opened the packet of modelling clay and started kneading a small lump of the grey material. I was soon engrossed in the job and I nearly bit my tongue at the cough from the doorway.
“Geez Bern, I didn't hear you there.”
“You were quite wrapped up in that.” She noted perching on my bed.
“Why are you in your dressing gown?”
“Tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow?”
“I was trying on my swimsuit.”
“Right. And?”
“Well look.”
She stood up and opened the housecoat.
“See?”
“What am I looking for?”
Now I've seen Bern in a cozzie loads of times and this week with a lot less on and as far as I could see there was nothing to see.
“Dreww! I can't go tomorrow, I look horrendous.”
“Where exactly?”
I really couldn't see anything wrong.
“My stomach, its huge.”
“Coulda fooled me.”
“Look.” She turned sideways and okay she wasn't quite as trim below the waist as I recall but not what I'd call fat.
“Oh come on Bern, that's hardly fat is it, you shoulda seen me in that pregnancy thing, I was huge!”
“Oh my god! It's the baby, its showing!”
“You okay up there?” Dad called up.
“Yeah, don't come up.” I replied in a half panic.
“Alright, supper's at ten.”
“Right.”
“Sorry Drew, I sort of flipped a bit.”
“'S'okay.”
“I can't go tomorrow, everyone will see, they'll all know.”
“Don't be so daft, they already do know and anyone who doesn't well they aren't important.”
“I dunno.” She pulled her dressing gown back on.
“It'll be fine,” I soothed, “we'll worry about that tomorrow, if I can do it you can. I mean I've got to wear a swimsuit and I'm a boy, if anyone is gonna attract attention it'll be me not a very slightly pregnant woman. Now are you helping with this or what?”
With a sigh she joined me at Stonehenge central and we set to on our 4mm scale model of a pile of stones 400 kilometres away in Wiltshire. Bern's a dab hand at this stuff and by supper time we'd made all the stones, we just need to bake them now — preferably when Dad's not around!
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I was up early for my training ride, miserable though it was. Given a choice I'd stay indoors but that would mean using the turbo — which I hate. So I put my wet weather kit on and headed out into a dank Ahrtal to start the day with 50 kilometres around the eastern Eifel.
I've taken you round several of my training routes; today it's a variation on the Effelsberg circuit taking in Rheinbach and Meckenheim before heading back home. It's not the nicest ride but I need the extra distance and it adds that without sticking loads of climbing into the equation.
I was in the shower by nine thirty, all my clobber was soaked and currently dripping over the garage floor, must remember to stick it in the washer.
“Morning.”
“Morning kiddo, good ride?”
“Not too bad, bit wet though.”
“I suppose I shall have to sort out your bike?”
“Erm, pretty please?”
Dad just rolled his eyes.
“Bern up yet?”
“Think she's in the shower, you pair off out today?”
“Bad Neuenahr I think.”
“Well I might be out when you get back, I'm going to see Henryck this afternoon.”
“Okay.”
“Don't get up to any mischief.”
“No Dad.” I sighed. I mean, as if!
Its not like I've got a lot of choice over today, for one I can't really go as Drew and for two there is no way I'm wearing that dorky Warsop College swimsuit. Which is why I found myself in front of my mirror checking myself out in my only other swimming cozzie, the white bikini. It's the first time I've put any girl stuff on since finding out about my girl bits and it's all a bit weird.
Am I a boy pretending to be a girl or am I really a girl with weird plumbing? I didn't really understand everything the Doctor told us but I got the impression he thinks I should be a boy. Just where does that leave my chest though? I mean I never wanted to be able to fill a ‘B' cup but I do and as I understand it they are unlikely to just disappear.
I checked out my profile once again, not an ounce of fat, not quite a six pack but I was pretty pleased with what I could see in the mirror.
“Er sorry.”
“Bern?”
“I'll wait downstairs.”
“Don't be daft, I'm nearly ready.”
“I didn't mean to spy.”
“Spy? What are you on about?”
“Seeing you undressed.”
“I'm hardly naked,”
“Not quite.”
“Well okay but I have got clothes on, after Thursday I've seen more of you so I can hardly complain.”
“Those melons are all yours?”
“Apparently, no glue required.”
“Mad did get you once or twice with that didn't she.”
I sighed.
“Hook, line and sinker.” I admitted.
“Erm I hope you don't mind Drew.”
“Mind what?”
“Well I think you look hot in that bikini, I wish I could pull it off.”
“You hitting on me?” I pouted.
“Don't be so daft, I'm not into laydeez.”
“But I'm not — you're winding me up!” I accused as Bern collapsed in laughter. She's so sharp she'll cut herself.
I decided that I might as well embrace things for the day so I found myself dressing a la Gaby. If Bern could do the skirt and top thing so could Gaby.
So it was that I found myself in Thesing's wearing a short skirt, stripy tights and a jumper over my bikini. My bikini. Geez. The other girls arrived in short order, my appearance hardly raising an eyebrow.
“Come on, times a wastin'.” Steffi encouraged.
Might as well get this over with.
Our little gaggle made its way to the Bahnhof, the original plan was to ride our bikes in to town but the on off damp put paid to that idea. We caught the down line Express and repeated our journey of three weeks ago. The difference this time was that at the Spa I wasn't cut from the pack instead I joined the herd in the communal changing rooms.
Bern had taken my advice so I could hardly wimp out now could I? I was once again a bundle of nerves, yeah I know I'm with my mates but it doesn't stop my mind reacting to the situation.
Yes we had fun, I had fun, Bern had fun. Am I going to tell you all about it? Not on your Nelly! Well okay it was quite funny when Anna's thingies popped out of her suit in the Jacuzzi but my lips are sealed, zip!
We left the Kursaal complex sometime after three so we headed into the town proper and hit the boutiques. Bad Neuenahr is not exactly shopping central, I think I mentioned that before but it kept us occupied for a while before we decided to head home.
“So are you guys wearing those frilly outfits tomorrow?” Brid asked as we walked back to the bakery.
“Not likely!” I stated with some vehemence.
“Aw, too bad, you both looked really cute.” Pia opined.
I made retching noises.
“You haven't forgotten the new uniform Gabs?” Con mentioned.
Well I had sort of been pushing it to the back of my mind.
“No.” I sighed.
“New t shirts?” Anna enquired.
“I wish,” Connie noted, “Dad wants us to look a bit smarter.”
“So you have got maid outfits.” Nena giggled.
“Have not, it's a very professional, modern design.” Con told them.
“So its just sexy enough to not put the customers off their coffee!” Anna guffawed.
“What she said.” I sighed.
“Oh my god, we'll have to come see.” Steff enthused.
Oh joy, its not like we won't have half the valley ‘coming to see' tomorrow, now the girls are coming too. Why me?
“When's your Dad back?”
“Dunno, he's gone to the Pinger's.”
“Stick the oven on and I'll get Stonehenge, they'll be done in thirty minutes.”
“Like your thinking, be right back.”
I hurtled upstairs, returning somewhat slower with the collection of miniature monoliths.
We had a sarnie while we waited for the oven to do its stuff. Despite my impatience we did wait the full thirty minutes.
"Looking good." I noted.
"I reckon with a bit of paint they'll look pretty pukka."
"Best do that upstairs." I suggested.
"Good idea."
We gathered all the evidence up and headed to my eyrie.
"Drew?"
"Huh?"
"You know today?"
"What about it?"
"Don't take this wrong but like you were the best looking girl there,"
"Oh." my heart dropped.
"And like we've been home an hour and you haven't changed into jeans or stuff."
What she said was true - well not the best looking girl bit, but I had sort of forgotten how I was dressed. I mean it never really crossed my mind, this stuff is darned comfortable!
"I suppose I ought to change."
"Look Drew I didn't mean to upset you, that's the last thing I want to do. But like when you dressed as Gaby back in Warsop and in Grottoes, well I could still see Drew in there. Today it was like it was Gaby, I couldn't see Drew at all and I'm pretty sure that's what everyone else sees."
"I wish my life was simpler, I wish I was ordinary."
"If you were ordinary you wouldn't be you and its you everyone likes, not some bland boring lad. If you don't want to change, don't. It doesn't bother me and your family seem okay with it too."
"I guess." I sniffed.
"Come on, let's get the Blue Stones finished."
"So Dave, how are things there?"
"I wish I knew luv, the Dark One has been staying with that American lass in Bonn and I've hardly had a squeak out of Drew. I mean he seems happy enough but he won't open up to me, I think he's confided in Bernie though."
"I guess we'll have to have a family meeting when I get back."
"I think so Jen, how's the training been going?"
"Well its certainly novel this altitude stuff, what the benefits will be when we get back to Europe is anyone's guess."
“What time do you get back?”
“Around eight I think then we've got an hour or so from Frankfurt.”
“We'd best have the chat on Monday then.”
“Have to go luv, we're having an early dinner and I'm … five minutes late already.”
“Okay, see you tomorrow then, love you.”
“And I love you Dave Bond.”
Stonehenge wasn't finished but it wasn't far off, Drew looked over to where it was stood on his desk. In the end he had changed into jeans and a T but only so he didn't get paint on his other stuff. To be fair though it was Bern who did most of the work, she's a dab hand with a paintbrush!
His thoughts wandered away from modeling clay to what Bern said earlier, ‘ you were the best looking girl there' . That was obviously a lie and quite ridiculous to boot, I mean how could a boy be the best girl? Do the other girls really think of me as a girl? They know I'm a boy, I've told them often enough haven't I?
Am I a boy? That really is the big question I guess I suppose, the doctor seems to think I am, leastways he didn't say I wasn't. On the other hand I seem to have quite a bit of girl in me too, so does that make me a girl? According to the Doc lots of people have some non-standard bits and no one really notices. I guess I lucked out with sprouting boobs.
Mum's home tomorrow, oh bum Herr Thesing is expecting me to wear that damn new uniform tomorrow too. Well I suppose its not that bad, nowhere near as awful as the first one, oh sugar! I forgot about the Dernau Zeitung article, we're gonna have every perv in the county in tomorrow. I suppose I could just refuse to wear it? What the hell am I thinking? I'm actually considering wearing a skirt for work — I'm a boy fur heavens sake!
Hmm, need to finish my essay for German in the morning, oh bum I haven't done my geography project yet either. Hope its dry in the morn….
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‘Click'
I dropped another sprocket and stood on the pedals as the road twisted through Quiddelbach on its way up to the Nurburg Grand Prix circuit. Its best part of thirty-five kilometres from home to the top and all of it's up hill so I was starting to feel the strain a little. With my season starting next week this morning is my last real workout before I start the new campaign. Whilst it's not warm it's not freezing either and I've already built up quite a head of steam!
I crested the final brow and took the opportunity to take a pull on my bidon before getting back to the job in hand. There's a correspondingly long descent back home, a good chance to practice my descending and cornering skills.
‘Kerchunk!'
Back into the big ring.
‘Click, click, click.'
Into the thirteen sprocket.
Down past the museum, the long straight alongside the Nurburgring long circuit, I started to wind things up some. A left onto the 412 then a bit of a climb towards Hohe Acht where I swung onto the Kesseling road. On the map it looks pretty straight but it dives about a fair bit, the road surface is pants and in places it drops quite steeply. Great fun!
Part of going fast is reading the road and once or twice I got it a bit wrong but I managed to stay on two wheels — just. Its exhilarating stuff, at one point the comp was hovering on eighty kph and I had to overtake a couple of cars in Herschbach! I swept back onto the 257 at Ahrbruck and settled into a steadier cadence on the flatter valley bottom.
Of course I picked up the speed again on the chute out of Altenahr and covered the last leg back home at around fifty. Two hours, not bad if I say so myself for just shy of eighty kilometres, I reckon I'm ready for next weeks race, hope the others are pinging too.
“Back already, I thought you'd be at least fifteen minutes yet.” Dad mentioned as I wheeled the winter iron back into the garage.
“Well it was a slight tail going out and I got a bit of a tow behind a bus through Adenau.”
“Hmm.”
“I hit eighty coming back!” I crowed.
“You be careful kiddo, you know what happened to Siegfried last year with that car.”
“I know, I was being careful, honest.” Yeah as if!
“Well get yourself showered.” He suggested taking my bike off me, “you seen this tyre?”
“No, why?”
“Geez Drew, its got a right twist in it, you must've felt that.”
“It was a bit lumpy I guess.” I allowed.
“A bit? You're lucky it didn't blow, that's coming straight off.”
“Yes Dad.”
He shook his head, “kids!”
For a change I was back early enough for a more leisurely breakfast so I chucked a couple of slices in the toaster and joined Bern at the table where the teapot was beckoning.
“Good ride?” she asked looking up from her magazine.
“Okay I guess.”
I poured myself a cuppa and took a long draught.
“Ah nectar!”
“You're weird.”
“For drinking tea?”
“You do make a bit of a performance of it.”
I shrugged.
“Whatever.”
“So you've got to wear your new uniform today?”
“I suppose so.”
“I bet you'll look cute.”
“Give over Bern, I am not cute!”
“Are so.”
I didn't feel like arguing.
“So what are you doing today?”
“Well there's this cute new waitress I wanna see.”
“Give it a break!”
“Sorry, couldn't resist. Well I've got to catch up a bit with my German, Jules was on about going to see one of her mates this afternoon.”
My toast popped up so I went to retrieve it.
“You want some?”
“No ta, I had cereal while you were out.”
I made short work of my toast, one slice with cherry jam the other with Marmite ®. I slurped the rest of my tea down and cleared my crocks.
“Best get ready I suppose.”
“Don't forget your tights!”
I had forgotten, I guess it'll go easier if I put them on here then I can put the flippin' uniform on quicker.
“Whatever.” I sighed.
“I'm off.” I mentioned to anyone who was listening.
“See you later kiddo.”
“Laters!” Bern added.
“Yeah.” I agreed.
I had intended wearing my usual trainers to work but I doubt that would go down very well. I was already wearing my 40 den hose so I decided to ‘borrow' Jules Skechers, they're pretty comfortable and I guess they look all right with a skirt. I found them in the kitchen cupboard and slipped them on. I guess they sort of go with jeans too, I mean they don't look über gross or anything. That settled I set off to clomp around to the Bäckerei Thesing on the Schauff for another day of fun, buns and coffee!
“There you are, you remember your Strumpfhose?” Con enquired.
“Yup.” I pulled at my jeans leg to show her.
“Gut, it's in my room, on the bed.”
I didn't need to ask what, there could only be one thing. With a sigh I went upstairs into the Thesing's apartment to get changed. It didn't take long, jeans off, skirt on, t shirt off, blouse on add the new apron and tie my hair up. I looked in Cons mirror, so okay there was a Fox looking back, I guess I look okay.
“Ah Gaby, you look very good, the new uniform suits you.”
“Er thanks Herr Thesing.”
“Much better than those shirts I have to say.”
“Gab's are you coming?” Connie called up the stairs.
“I'd er best go down.” I suggested.
“I suppose so, see you at dinner then, Abend.”
“Tschuss.” I made good my escape and quickly joined Con in the shop.
“Well don't we look the cutie?”
“I am not cute!” I stated through gritted teeth.
“Hold your hat!”
“Well it's getting a bit old, Bern kept on last night and this morning.”
“It was meant as a compliment.” Con pointed out.
“Whatever.”
Well the day went pretty much as normal, except of course I was sort of conscious of my skirt, its not that its uncomfortable but the material is a bit stiff and reminded me of its presence at every step. The shoe worked out well, if this is gonna continue I suppose I'll have to get myself something similar.
We were a bit busier than usual but nowhere near as bad as I feared and the extras were mostly made up of a coach load of ‘older' walkers who swamped us for thirty minutes just after one.
“Phew! I'm glad that's over.”
“Yeah.” I agreed.
I locked the front doors and took off my apron before following Con upstairs.
Frau Thesing already had our dinner on the table so after swapping shoes for slippers we sat down to eat. It felt good to be free of the clumpy shoes, however comfortable and I found myself rubbing my stockinged feet together to ease the tension. It was Schweinebraten with mixed veg and mash, nothing too out of the ordinary but pretty tasty nevertheless.
It was the first of a two-part Tatort; the bad guys have kidnapped this heiress and are holed up in like this old Schloss in the forest outside Berlin. I hate these multipart ones; you just get into it when it ends! And worse, I might miss next weeks due to the race, that's right; I'm not working next Sunday.
“You changing to go home?” Con asked.
Am I? Not much point I guess.
“Nah I'll not bother, it's not like its cold, well not freezing.”
I collected my stuff from her room and was soon on my way home. I'd forgotten what it was like to ride in a skirt — draughty to say the least! Its not a long ride as you know but everything below the waist was frozzed by the time I got home.
“Nice outfit.”
“Mum!”
I rushed to give her a hug.
“And how's my favourite waitress?”
“Mu-uum!”
“Just kidding but that uniform does suit you.”
“When did you get back?” I tried to change the subject.
“George dropped me off about fifteen minutes ago.”
“It's good to have you home.”
“It's good to be here kiddo.” She pulled me more tightly into a hug.
“So don't make any plans okay?”
“Yes Mum.”
“No Mum.” Jules added with a sigh.
Looks like Mum has something she wants to talk to us about, last time it was about our move here and before that, well before that it was Mum's cancer. What does she want to talk about this time, I hope its not the big C again, geez that would be terrible, no it can't be.
I headed up to bed wondering what on earth tomorrow's family get together is all about. I realised I hadn't looked at my email for a couple of days so after putting my pj's on I booted up the computer and opened Yaboo. I wasn't sure what I was expecting to find in the inbox but it was disappointing anyway. The only mail from back home was from Helen; it's been noticeably quiet from the others the last few weeks. Ally especially used to mail me at least three times a week but she hasn't written at all this week.
I opened Hel's mail,
‘Dear Drew,
Hope things are going well, pass my best to Bern. It's been all go here, Woody told us about your Mum's race in Mexico, you'd think it was like the Olympics or something the way he went on.
I got a surprise this week too, I got made patrol leader at Guides! So okay it's not exactly that interesting but Mum said she'll buy me a new bike to celebrate. Oh yeah you don't know about that do you? My old Gazelle finally gave up working a couple of weeks ago, the guy in the shop said it's not worth repairing.
Anyway what was I saying…'
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“Hey Gabs! Nice pic in the Zeitung!” Freddy called out as I entered the classroom for registration.
“At least she has a job!” Steff mentioned just loud enough for everyone to hear.
That caused a few titters, particularly amongst the girls. I though turned what I'm informed is a fetching shade of pink.
“I thought I'd got out of that when no one came to the bakery yesterday.” I sighed sliding in next to Steff.
“Its only the Strech's.”
“Yeah.” I sighed.
“So like are you coming to the Easter dance Bernie?” Martin enquired.
“Erm, I'm not sure.”
“Course she is!” Anna proclaimed.
First I've even heard there is an Easter dance.
“Dance?” I asked Con.
“Well don't sound so surprised, of course there's an Easter Tanzfest.”
“Oh, and like I have to go?”
“Well have to is a bit strong.” Brid noted.
“But you can hardly miss it.” Pia finished.
“Er I might be racing, it's a busy time.”
“On Wednesday night? You're not slipping out of it that easily.” Nena pronounced.
Oh joy.
I wasn't exactly keen to get home, family meetings invariably mean there's something afoot that I may or may not like. It was about this time last year that moving to Germany was sprung on us, has Mum got another contract somewhere else? Nah, she would've mentioned that, something else then.
“Penny for ‘em?” Bern prompted as we made our final approach to Burg Bond.
“Just wondering what the olds want to talk about, last time it was moving out here.
“Right.”
“I can't think what it could be.”
‘I can.' Bern thought to herself.
“I guess it's important, whatever it is.”
“Yeah.” I replied absently.
“So like Gregor says ‘but I thought it was Friday,'” Jules told us with a chortle.
“You can finish telling Bernie later.” Dad instructed.
“But…”
“But we have something more important to talk about.” Mum interjected.
“I'll make myself scarce for a bit then.” Bern offered.
“You don't have to, I'm betting you have a pretty good idea what this is about.” Dad offered.
“Er yeah, I guess.”
“I wish I did.” Jules huffed.
“Me too.” I agreed.
“Looks like I'm staying then.” Bern stated.
“You want to start Jen or should I?” Dad enquired.
“I'll do it I suppose, where to start?”
“So like you're saying trouble here has a set of the wrong plumbing?” Jules clarified ten minutes later.
“Not exactly, as you well know your brother hasn't got a vagina.”
Dad and me coloured up at Mum's frank language.
“But he's got ovaries?”
“So the doctors assure us.”
I wanted to crawl in a hole.
“I am here.” I pointed out.
“Sorry kiddo but we need to talk about this, it isn't going to go away.” Mum told me.
“We wanted to make sure that you knew what was happening Jules, if this was to go beyond us here it could cause all sorts of unnecessary complications.” Dad mentioned.
“Well all my friends think I've got a sister anyhow so I'm not gonna spread muck. But like are you gonna have a sex change and stuff?”
“Your brother can hardly have a sex change, he's already both.” Dad dropped in a little harshly.
“Dave!”
“Sorry Jen, Drew you all right?”
“I ‘spose so.”
“You know we're here for you kiddo, whatever you decide.” Mum told me.
“But I don't know what to do. Do I want to be a girl for real, not just pretending when it's convenient? I seem to have all the equipment to be either Drew or Gaby. I mean its cool to be Gaby sometimes but I like being Drew too.”
“You don't have to decide here and now.” Dad pointed out.
“I know but I guess even if I don't do anything there are consequences.”
“Unfortunately Drew, even doing nothing is a decision.” Mum agreed.
And that for me is the problem. I can have all my girl bits removed and be me, that is Drew. Or I can have my boy stuff taken away, get some plumbing done and be 100% Gaby, I'm not sure I want that, its not like I want to be a girl, well not very often. Or I can do nothing, sit on the fence so to speak and maintain the status quo.
There is of course something else to consider and that's my cycling career. So okay its only sport but its sport I do and I'm pretty good at it. Each choice has implications, BC are backing me as a future male champion, I don't suppose Apollinaris are too fussed either way but if I become Gaby like 100% what happens then?
“You okay kiddo?” Mum enquired.
“Uh huh.”
“Anyone for rhubarb crumble?” Dad asked.
Hey, even if I've stuff on my mind rhubarb crumble cannot be ignored.
“Is the Pope Catholic?”
“Not lost your appetite then Gabs?” Jules chimed in.
I just stuck my tongue out at her.
“Bern?”
“Just a little please.”
There's something about homemade crumble, I think it's that syrupy bit you get around the edges, that just sends me into raptures! And rhubarb, how can such a weird ‘fruit' taste so, I dunno, mmmm? Add in thick Bird's custard and I'm anyone's.
“You wanna finish that project off?” Bern asked after the pudding plates were cleared.
“Project?”
“You know, the special project.” She hinted at Dad with her eyes.
“Oh right, yeah, good idea.”
“Don't be up half the night you two.” Dad intoned.
“No Dad.”
We made our escape; Bern had to stop for a rest on my stairs.
“That was pretty heavy.” Bern stated as she collapsed onto my computer chair.
“I guess. You okay? You looked a bit off just now.”
“Fine, just a bit out of breath. So what're you gonna do?”
“I really don't know. I'm not sure I want to be Gaby like full time.”
“I hate to disillusion you Drew but to most people you already are.”
“Huh?”
“Pretty much everyone at school thinks you're a girl, your friends all treat you like one, the locals even voted you like carnival queen.”
“Yeah,” I sighed, “but it's not the same as being a girl is it?”
“Comes damn close if you ask me.”
“Hmm.”
“So we gonna finish Stonehenge then?”
“I thought that's what we came up for?”
“Boys!”
It was knocking on eleven when Bern declared herself satisfied with Dad's present. She really is good at like art type stuff, much better than me; she sort of has an eye for the details. I was dead chuffed, I know Bern did a lot but it was my idea and I did stick it all together. It wasn't quite finished, I've got some model people to put on and I want to get some more detailing stuff I've seen in the model shop too.
“You know this Easter dance?”
“Uh huh.” Connie replied as we coasted down the cycle track on Tuesday morning.
“Well its not fancy dress or anything is it?”
“Fancy dress?”
“You know, Masken Kostüm?”
“No nothing like that, posh dresses but it's not a Kostümball.”
“Phew.”
“I thought you liked wearing Kostüm?”
“Well the Cosplay stuff is different, you sort of become the character. Er, what do you mean posh?”
“Well its quite formal, mostly the girls wear party dresses.”
“Sounds a bit weird to me.”
“Come on you two, we'll be late!” Pia called back to us.
“Yeah, coming.” Con called back.
“You sure you're okay Bern?”
We'd stopped on the stairs up to Fr Dürst's classroom.
“Just a bit of cramp, think Junior's moving a bit.”
“You need to be careful.”
“I'm pregnant not sick.”
“I was only saying.”
“Yeah, come on or we really will be late.”
I kept an eye on her as we completed our journey and she took her place next to Martin. Was that a wince? Maybe I'm just a bit paranoid.
“Okay people, Gaby?” Fr Dürst started the register.
“Here.”
“Martin?”
“Present.”
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“Next time we start the Hanseatic League so I want you all to read Chapter 15.” Herr Ansbacher informed us.
“Bleh!” Steff allowed as we gathered up our books.
“Yeah.” I agreed.
We'd just sat through a double period of early Mittelalter trade and Herr Ansbacher has a knack of making even the most exciting subjects dull! That said, if I can decipher my notes, I now have a handle on what was being moved around and why. Who would've guessed that salt was so important and valuable?
“Come on Dilly Daydream, we're going to Pia's tonight remember?” Bern mentioned joining us.
“Er yeah.” Mr personality I'm not!
We had decided to cheat to save time so once we had all congregated at the school gates instead of heading towards Dernau we instead pointed the bikes towards the Altstadt train stop. Its not far and using the train up to Rech would save best part of forty minutes. There was method in going to the town stop, nearly everyone heads to the nearest stop, the one near the Roman Villa. With the bikes we might struggle to get on there so going the short distance to the town we cheat!
Sensible people try to avoid the ‘School' journeys but there were a couple of shoppers waiting when we got to the platform. The Express arrived before we had all dismounted and we hurried to get the bikes on board. I can imagine doing this at home in Warsop — not!
“Hi girls.”
“Hi Myleen.” We chorused.
“Not often you come with your Fahrrad.” Myleen grinned.
“We're going up to Pia's so we're saving time.” Brid explained.
“Ah, I see and beating the crowd too.”
The train was soon at Silverberg where the platform was swarming with students.
Not only had we got our motley collection of bikes installed but we'd commandeered seats as well! The big advantage then was that we were out of the way as everyone surged onto the train.
“Drew, you listening?” Connie waved her hand in front of my face.
“Eh?”
“Geez! We were thinking of going to the Kirmes in Andernach on Saturday.” Nena explained.
“What is it?” Bernie enquired.
“Sort of like Karneval and a funfair all thrown together.” Anna told her before I could.
“Kewl, so there's like rides and stuff?”
“A few, mostly for the Kinder but there are lots of sideshows and such.” Pia filled in.
“So you up for it?” Connie asked.
“I guess.”
I swear that this lot can find something to do for any given day!
‘Die Nächste Halt ist Rech.'
“That's us!” Pia enthused.
We made our way to the bikes, arriving just as we pulled up at the village halt. It was a bit more involved getting the bikes off through the crowd of students by the doors but Myleen held the train so we didn't have to rush too much.
“Bye girls.”
“Bye-ee”
“Wiedersehn!”
It's not far from the Bahnhof to the Sebenschuh residence so we were soon stabling the herd of Kettler's, Schauff's and other two-wheeled hardware in their double garage.
“Some place.” Bern noted.
“I forgot you've not been before.” I observed as we walked round to the restaurant entrance.
The arrival of eight teenagers in any establishment generally causes some consternation and we were no less a distraction to the family already installed.
“Hi momma!” Pia greeted Frau Sebenschuh.
“Oh hi girls, go and sit, Pia go give your father a hand in the kitchen please.”
“Mo-om!”
“Its your food so it won't hurt you.”
Pia went one way, the rest of us made our way to the corner table we usually used on our visits here.
“What do you reckon Bernie?” Nena asked.
“When you guys said it was a restaurant I was thinking like some cosy little place, this is immense!”
“You'll have to get the Weinkönigin to give you a tour of the cellars.” Anna suggested.
“Why me?”
“Cellars?”
“Well you're better at English for starters.” Con giggled.
“For the wein.” Nena answered Bern's question.
“Ot oh, looks like foods on its way.” Steff told us.
“Here we go girls,” Herr Sebenschuh stated, “Frikadellen und Pommes.”
Pia arrived balancing a bowl of salad on top of our plates.
“Enjoy ladies.”
“Danke Herr Sebenschuh.” I offered.
“No problem Gaby.”
The meal was pretty simple, I mean it was basically burger and chips but it was filling and the Frikadellen were home made, none of your frozen Birds Eye specials here! We all tucked in and made short work of the food on offer.
“Bernie's never been to the cellars.” Brid mentioned to Pia.
“Never?”
“Well its not like we have vineyards at home.” I pointed out.
“Why don't you take her Drew, we'll have our strudel in the tasting room.” Pia suggested.
“You wanna see Bern?”
“Sure.”
“Come on then,” I got up, “see you guys in a few.”
To be honest there's not really that much to see, its all stainless steel casks and plastic tanks but the Sebenschuh's have set up a sort of history of wine display in one cellar. I think Bern was a bit disappointed that they don't tread the grapes anymore (well apart from stuff to entertain the grockles.). It took us about thirty minutes to go round and the others were already tucking into their dessert when we joined them.
“Hope you've saved some for us.”
“Nah we know you hate sweet stuff.” Anna grinned.
Bern nearly choked.
We sat ourselves down and Pia passed us generous portions of apple strudel.
“So what are you guys wearing to the dance?” Nena enquired.
“Mmmm, not sure,” Bern managed, “I haven't really got a posh frock.”
“I could lend you something,” Steff offered, “you're about my size.”
“Thanks, that'd be cool.”
“What about you Gabs?” Brid asked.
“Me?”
“Well duh.” Pia noted.
“Chino's and a jumper?” I offered.
“You are a comic.” Brid stated.
“Seriously Gabs, what're you gonna wear?” Connie queried.
“I like that blue dress you wore at Neue Jahr.” Pia opined.
“I have to wear a dress?”
“It's a dance.” Steff pointed out.
“Blue dress?”
“Yeah, she looked brill Bern.” Pia informed her.
“Might be a bit much for a school dance.” Anna suggested.
Any dress is a bit much! I wonder if I can get out of going?
“Shitza, I best head off.” Anna mentioned after her phone chimed.
“We'll come too.” I offered in an attempt at escape.
“You don't have to, I'll be okay on my own.”
“I've got homework to do.”
“Me too.” Bern agreed.
“I may as well ride down with you too.” Con stated.
Its not very far or very taxing, the ride from Rech to Dernau but coats and gloves were essential. The four of us glided down the trail, dynamos humming providing an eerie pool of light in front of us. It was pretty cool, we rode four abreast, the track is just wide enough, and chatted about nothing in particular until we reached Dernau.
“I can get Mum or Dad to run you up A.” I offered.
“Nah its okay, its not like I don't ride up most days anyway.”
“Up to you.”
Con peeled off at the bakery and with a final round of salutations Bern and I departed company from Anna just after.
“So what are you going to wear?” Bern asked as we arrived at Schloss Bond.
“A dress by the looks of things.”
“They're worse than Mad used to be.”
“They mean well.” I offered in my friends defence.
“If you say so.”
I didn't want to argue with her.
“So?” she enquired a second time, “what're you wearing then?”
“For a boy you have a lot of dresses.”
“Tell me about it.” I sighed.
“Well for my money I'd go with the pink, not too erm, revealing and its formal enough.”
“Not revealing she says, it hardly hides my boobs.”
“If you've got it flaunt it.”
“Nice advice for girls !”
“Lets face it Drew, with those bazongas you'll never pull off boy will you?”
“If I wear a sports bra…”
“You just crush your tits.” She pointed out, “you might as well go with the flow, everyone'll be expecting to see Gaby anyhow.”
“I guess.” I sighed deeply.
“Ooh!”
“You alright?”
“Yeah, just junior moving around.”
“Maybe you should mention it tomorrow.” I suggested.
“Maybe.” She agreed.
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I woke up thinking about it, the antenatal class that is.
‘Push Drew, deep breaths!'
I wasn't sure who my tormentor was but in my dream I was heavily pregnant.
‘I can't give birth I don't have a vagina!'
Geez it was all a bit graphic for me!
“Come on Drew, we'll be late again.”
“Er right, coming.” I called back down the stairs.
One weird dream but was it really so far fetched? The doc said I could get pregnant which is weird enough but quite how I'm not sure.
By the time I was washed and dressed my mind was focused on the here and now. Not that I was really looking forward to another day at Silverberg Gymnasium and the double period with Herr Viessner just before lunch.
“So you're wearing the pink Gabs?” Pia checked.
“I guess so.” I sighed.
“That's good, no one else has pink.” Anna mentioned.
Joy, the only boy and I get the pink!
“You wanna come tonight to try stuff Bernie?” Steff enquired.
“Erm, I can't tonight, we have Geburtsklasse this afternoon, tomorrow maybe?”
“Yeah, works for me, I'll sort some stuff out tonight.”
“Now that's settled, anyone want a gummi bear?” Brid offered.
“What's up Drew?” Bern asked as we locked the bikes up outside the clinic.
“Nothing.”
“You don't fool me Drew Bond, what's rattling inside that head of yours?”
“It'll be full of like pregnant women.”
“And your point?”
“Its sort of embarrassing.”
“Geez, its me that's preggers and no ones gonna take any notice, I bet there'll be some other blokes here.”
“I guess.”
“Don't be such a wet flannel, sugar!”
“What's up?”
“I broke a nail on this flippin' lock again.”
“Gis it here.”
I soon had the lock sorted and we headed on inside. Either we were late or everyone else was keen, the room for the birth class was already occupied by half a dozen couples chatting away animatedly.
“Ah, you must be Bernadette and I know Gaby of course, I'm Maria.”
“Erm hello, its just Bernie.”
“Well grab yourselves a couple of mats and we can get started.”
“And out.” Maria instructed to the accompaniment of a collective sigh from everyone in the room.
“Well done everyone, we'll call it a day there.”
“Gads, I feel like I've been through a mangle.”
“You're supposed to be the fit one.” Bern pointed out as we added our mats to the stack by the door.
“Its different muscles, those pelvic floor exercises felt weird.”
“You could do those?”
“Yeah, course.”
“I don't think men can usually.”
“Well I was doing something.”
“Come on let's get home, I'm starving.” Bern encouraged.
Of course the normal rules don't seem to apply to me so perhaps I was doing those pelvic exercises properly. Maybe I shouldn't make an issue of it, like definitely not!
‘ So we're going to Salcon in a few weeks.'
Just like Mad to rub it in. I've kinda missed going to the cons since we moved, I know there was that thing at Phantasialand but it wasn't the same as when I went with Mad to Dunstable, Sheffield or the one she mentioned, Salcon over in Manchester. There are some big cons in Germany, there's one in Essen at Easter but my chances of getting to one are about nil, what with racing and stuff.
‘We decided to do Bleach for Saturday and Negima on Sunday, it's a pity you aren't here, there're some cute costumes you coulda done.'
I bet there are too, aren't most of the characters in Negima schoolgirls?
‘How are you guys getting on, Bernie didn't say in her mail?'
She said as much to me, it's like difficult for her to open up to the guys after how they treated her.
Right then,
‘Hi Mad
Glad to hear that you're all well, yes I start racing again this weekend, it seems weird not having Cuckney tens to look forward to.
It doesn't look like I'll get a chance to go to a con this year unless there's one in the autumn when I've finished racing. I really miss doing the cons.
Bernie's fine, we're going to birth classes now, not that you can really tell she's expecting yet. It's pretty cool having her here, she gets on with the Germans well and she's picking up the lingo quicker than I did so schools not been a problem either.
Send some pics of you guys in your costumes,
Drew.'
I hit send; I was in a melancholy mood, maybe its seeing Venus in the night sky or perhaps its Mad's mail reminding me of home. Whatever, I broke my connection and crawled into bed.
The rest of the week was uneventful, the weather was grey, school was, well school and Mum left with the team to ride the Barcelona Classic. It'll be a whirlwind of racing and travel for Mum for the next few weeks with the Spring Classics and the build up to the various Nationals.
“And don't be late, I want to leave by five.”
“Yes Dad.”
Dad was less than pleased that I was going out to the Andernach Kirmes with the guys, what with our travelling to Nordhausen tonight for tomorrows race. Bern is staying with Goth Girl as there's not enough room in the bus as we're collecting Roni and her mum on the way. I guess I coulda dipped out altogether but like I said I'd go.
“Kewl, I've gotta have a go on that!” Bern exclaimed when she spotted the ‘Big' wheel.
“Lets get something to drink first, it was hot on that train.” I complained.
“We'll get no peace till we do.” Con sighed.
“Hot or cold?” Pia enquired.
“Cold?”
“There's fresh juice over there.” Pia pointed across the square.
“That'll do.”
The place was fairly busy despite the fair not really being fully open so we had to queue for our drinks. I really don't know why I've come, I'll have to leave at like two to get home anything like early enough, not that I've got anything to pack, Dad made me do that last night.
“I said the Gallopers are working.” Nena repeated.
“We could do that first.” Con suggested.
“Come on then.”
“I'm still drinking.” I complained.
“Well shake a leg.” Steff instructed.
Shake a flippin' leg she says, it wasn't me who bought an extra large smoothie; I just get to finish it. I headed in the general direction of the merry go round, the girls were long gone!
I spent the next two hours seemingly one step behind them.
“Wait up guys!”
“Slow coach.” Bern noted.
“I'm gonna go home, Dad'll go mental if I'm late.”
“I'll come with you.” Bernie offered.
“There's no need, Goth Girl won't be home till six and we're supposed to leave by five at the latest, you might as well go home with Connie.”
“Yeah, you can come for tea if you like Bern, Anna's stopping off.”
“You twisted my arm Con, eech!”
“Junior?” I enquired.
“Yeah, must've got excited on the dodgems.”
“Well I'll head off then, see ya tomorrow night.”
“Luck with the race.”
“Viel Glück!” the others chorused.
“Cheers guys, see ya.”
I headed for the Bahnhof; it was only one thirty so I should get home plenty early enough. I checked the departure board; a northbound Rhein express was due in a few minutes so I dived in the shop for a Ritter bar to eat on the way home. The journey back to Dernau seemed to take forever even if it was only just over an hour.
“I'm back.” I announced.
“On your own?” Dad queried.
“Yeah, Bern's coming home with Con and Anna later.”
“Hmm, well its done now. I guess as you're here we can head off a bit earlier, get your kit and I'll ring the Grönberg's to let them know we'll be early.”
“Okay.” I agreed.
The team Vito was already packed with the bikes and stuff, Dad was manager, masseuse and mechanic this weekend, George was in Spain with the senior team. After a quick change I grabbed my kit bag from the end of the bed and joined Dad downstairs.
“All set?”
“As I'll ever be.”
“The Grönberg's are expecting us about four, Angela said she'll do us a quick snack.”
“Great, I'm starving now.”
“There's some crackers in the car.”
“Maybe not that starving.”
“Well come on then.”
We set off for Mettmann a little after two thirty in the end. Its not really that far and there's a couple of routes to choose from so of course Dad picked the wrong one for today! Still despite sitting in traffic jams around Köln for thirty minutes we turned into Roni's road only just after four.
“Hi Herr Bond, Drew.”
“Heya Roni. Ready to kick some butt?”
“You bet!”
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It was nearly five thirty by the time we left the Grönberg's and started our trip east. Frau Grönberg had done us a kind of pasta salad thing with fresh brötchen and some cold cuts, we weren't going to starve but I was still looking forward to a good nosh up at our hotel in a couple of hours. The motorway was quite busy around Wuppertal but by the Dortmund ring things were much quieter.
It took us a couple of hours to reach Kassel, soon after we hung a right off the E45 onto the new 38 towards Nordhausen. Several stretches were still under construction so it was eight forty five before we arrived at the Gästhaus am Zorge in downtown Nordhausen. Frau Luchow's Sharan was already in the car park so it was no surprise to find Gret and Tali watching the TV in the residents lounge opposite reception.
“Hi guys.”
“Good of you to come.” Gret mentioned.
“Yeah yeah and I bet you've been here hours.” Roni answered back.
“Fifteen minutes.” Gret's mother advised joining us. “We picked Tali up just after six.”
Dad had been booking the rest of us in but soon joined us.
“Right lets get unloaded, the bike's go in the lock up around back, they'll have dinner ready for us in thirty minutes.”
My stomach growled in agreement.
The meal was homely rather than gourmet, steak, onions, Rotkohl and mashed taters. What with everyone catching up and a heated Shimano / Campag / Sram discussion it was ten thirty before Dad got everyone's attention.
“Right, we've got a bit of a ride to the HQ at Braunlage in the morning, we won't have time to go round the full circuit so while I set up the bikes Frau Luchow will take you to the top of the first climb. The rest will be sight unseen but you've all seen the profile?” we all nodded, “the final climb is twelve K from the line, you know the drill, any questions?”
The four of us looked at each other. It's not a long race distance wise but the single circuit has two major climbs, the Drei Annen at eight kilometres and Wolfwarte at about sixty. The bit in the middle is a rolling loop from Wernigerode, through Bad Harzburg almost to Goslar where we turn back into the ‘mountains' for the return to Braunlage.
“No, well in that case I think we should all hit the sack, breakfast at seven.”
It was still quite dark when I slunk into the breakfast bar.
“I hope I look better than that.” Tali noted.
“Thanks, my bed was horrendous, I hardly slept.”
“Erm Drew, why have you got makeup on?”
“Oh bum! It's a long story, I'll tell you later, be right back.”
I shot back up to the room I was sharing with Dad.
“What's up squid?”
“Eyes.”
“Eyes?”
“Makeup?”
“Oh right, I'll see you downstairs then.”
I tried to catch a few z's on the drive to Braunlage but every time I dropped off I was woken by Dad's driving, well to be fair, the twisty roads.
“How come we had to stay so far off anyway?”
“Money, we couldn't afford anywhere in Braunlage on our budget and anywhere closer was already booked up.”
“The weather looks pretty crap.”
“Yeah,” Dad agreed, “if I didn't know better I'd say it looks like snow.”
I hope not, that would not be good.
“Right, see you in an hour.” Dad stated as Frau Luchow nosed out of the car park.
“Later!” Roni grinned.
“Get that window up, its freezing Ron.” Greta complained.
“Wimp!”
“Give over you lot, you're supposed to be checking out the course. Frau Luchow chided.
We passed one or two riders already out on the circuit but no one any of us recognised. The climb we were going to suss out was approached by a fairly narrow road, which suddenly reared up for half a K before easing off as it joined a railway line. Although it was fairly stiff from there on the grade was pretty even all the way to the top. We stopped in the car park by the summit station.
“This is gonna be like so much fun — not!” Roni stated.
“Did you see the level crossing?” Tali enquired.
“That could be interesting.” I noted.
“Yeah, all we need is for a train to come.” Greta supplied.
“There are two more crossings on the way to Wernigerode so be careful on the way down.” Gret's Mom advised.
“I wish we could've gone right round.” Tali sighed.
“Well Herr Bond thought this was the most important for you to see, we'd best get back eh?”
The drive back to where Dad was prepping the bikes only took fifteen minutes.
“Alright you lot, Frau Grönberg will take you to sign on and change, fifteen minutes please, I'll have the bikes on the trainers waiting.”
Joy, did I mention I hate using turbo's but sometimes like today they are useful.
“And warm down, good session girls.” Dad ended our warm up session.
I glanced nervously at the sky as we made our last pre race preparations. On Dad's advice we were all wearing knickers rather than shorts with the rather unglamorous addition of overshoes! It was cold enough to break out the thermal jackets too and full fingered gloves made me feel more like I was headed out training than starting the Rond Harz race.
“Good luck kids.”
“Thanks Frau Grönberg.”
“Later mum.”
“Take care and watch those rail crossings.” Frau Luchow added.
“Okay team, lets go!” Dad encouraged.
“Drei, Zwei, Einer, GO!” the local mayor waved the start flag and about sixty of the best juniors in the country eased away from the line.
To be fair I was feeling a little nervy, not helped when a couple of riders tangled on the first corner and ended up on the deck.
“Amateurs!” Gret hissed.
The start proper was at the town exit sign but no one seemed too keen to do anything about it.
“I'm sure that's snow.” Ron noted as the four of us eased our way through the peleton.
“Nah, rain maybe, its too cold for snow.” I suggested.
We were hardly pulling up trees, the speedo hadn't reached forty yet but that changed as we approached the first turn of the day. A couple of lads wearing RS Goslar strip took a flier as everyone braked for the corner, gaining several metres straight off.
“Looks like time for business.” Tali sighed.
The attack and downhill soon had us up at a more serious pace, the breakaways ‘local' knowledge kept them clear as we hit the lower slopes of the Drei Annen climb. It was quickly clear that not everyone was expecting the severity of the lower slopes and over the first kilometre the bunch was shattered into several small groups.
Gret was with me in the lead pack, the others had both stayed with the next group some twenty metres behind us, the two chancers were both swallowed before reaching the safety of a kinder gradient. In the distance a shrill whistle sounded and my ‘rain' was quickly becoming Roni's ‘snow'. Shitza.
No one seemed very keen to do more than ride the hill despite a hilltop prime, it wasn't in our plan but looking at the opposition I made a decision.
“Gret, at the crossing.” I whispered.
She nodded, the climb was taking its toll but I was sure she'd manage the diversion. I tried to remember how far it was to the crossing, but I was surprised when I saw the first countdown marker, three hundred metres! The white stuff was making the road wet but not settling at all, for which I was thankful.
I slipped backwards through the bunch so that by the next marker I had clear road. Meanwhile Gret had moved forward ready for my move. I clicked up a gear and pressed hard on the pedals, accelerating hard past the riders in front.
“Lenks!” the alarm call went up amid a cacophony of gear changes, all the wrong way!
Gret ‘fluffed' her change, “shitza!” which held up those behind her.
The couple of riders left clear just didn't have my pace, I quickly overhauled them and reached the rail crossing a few metres clear. Sugar, the crossing looked worse than I remembered so I executed two bunny hops in quick succession, my wheels only running over the last rail. This last move had me well clear of my chasers, the sound of cursing faded as I dug deeper to keep my momentum going.
“Up, up, up, up!”
“Go ‘pollinaris!”
I dragged air into my lungs and made a last effort, the prime was mine. My attention was caught by something to the right, geez it's a flippin' steam train! As I watched the loco belched some black smoke and I nearly jumped off the bike when it sounded its whistle again.
There was no denying it now, it was definitely snow coming down and despite its wetness, some was sticking to the road. I sat up after the line, I'm not daft enough to try a solo ride from this far out! The road remained level for about a kilometre over which distance I was joined by about twenty riders including all my teammates.
“Nice one D.” Roni gulped.
“Cheers, hope this snow eases off.”
“Well we might drop out of it.” Gret offered.
The peleton's lethargy was not improved by the white stuff, although it was settling in places the road remained rideable if unpleasant. It had reverted to rain by the time we made our second rail crossing and one or two bodies began to up the pace on the rest of the descent. However we all reached Wernigerode within a couple of seconds, the rain having relented to nothing more than a fine drizzle.
The next leg should be fast, straightish and rolling it should spawn some activity too. Not for us though, well unless pushed, Dad had given his instructions and we would try to deliver.
“You guys ok?” I enquired.
“Yeah, you?” Tali turned the question round.
“Good as.”
“There's a couple of useful looking ones here.” Roni noted.
“The big blond from Dresden looks handy, I think he won the Cottbus GP last year.” Greta informed us.
My team mates weren't the only girls up here, a big lass from Erfurt was apparently happy to join in with the pace making and a girl in 'Zentis' strip was sitting in at the back.
As we moved north the sky cleared and the roads dried off, mind you I was still glad of my gloves and overshoes, it was perishing! Through Ilsenburg we all stayed together but once clear of the town we were subjected to a string of failed attacks. Timing will be everything; these guys had the right idea but couldn't read the road.
It wasn't that far to Bad Harzburg where there's another sprint so I kept an eye on my computer, Dad was very specific, thirty nine K. the others were doing the same, Roni was keeping close to me, the others not far away. Thirty-eight, a quick look round revealed a cold, tired field and we're barely half way!
I nodded to Roni and we both carefully made a gear change so as to avoid detection. Ron nodded back and I launched our move, I took the kerbside and Roni the white line. It had the desired effect, confusion. By the time we made clear air there was some movement at the head of the bunch, not that we checked to see what. I let Roni take my wheel then settled into a time trial crouch low over the hoods. If things went to plan right about now Gret and Tali would make an apparently daft move in chasing after us.
The road dipped and I slipped into the twelve, I could still hear Roni's heavy breathing close behind so I gave it some more welly! Into the town and ahead I could see the team Vito with Dad alongside with Frau Grönberg.
By the time we were level my pace had dropped a bit.
“Well done, ten seconds.” Dad shouted to us as we passed.
Roni slipped around me and I took a short breather, there's still a way to go!
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Behind us Gret and Tali had made a good job of their part in the plot, by their actions convincing the rest of the peleton that they were chasing Ron and me. That couldn't be further from the truth, they were actually running interference, okay I wouldn't've thought of it either but Dad has been round a bit longer than our fellow competitors!
I let Ron go through the prime at the front then we started riding with more purpose, through and off, through and off. We took equal turns and so far our ruse was working as a quick glance behind revealed — we were out of sight!
Meanwhile a couple of the brighter ones had worked it out and rather than letting our girls do the ‘work' they joined in the effort. Tali allowed herself to be separated from Gret, another ruse to slow the bunch down.
We turned into the Okertal and our riding efforts changed in style as we started the long climb. I wasn't 100% convinced that this would work but the twisty road is ideal for a small escape group and the two of us redefined small. The road climbed more steeply for a bit and we reached the Okertalsperre still without any company, Roni was already showing signs of impending difficulties and I must admit to digging quite deep.
A minute behind things had finally cracked, their job done Gret and Tali were now riding the dragon. A small break of four had taken a few metres out of the main group and on the Talsperre climb they started to close the gap to Roni and myself.
“They're coming.” Roni gasped.
“Bout time.”
“Three, no four I think.”
“Best be ready.”
We didn't dare ease the pace too much so we were riding alongside the reservoir for several kilometres before we were joined by some of the lads I'd picked out as threats back at the start. They were all bigger than me — not that that's difficult, I'd guess they were older too although that might be a size thing!
The good thing was that they were all blowing at least as much as we, the ride alongside the water had allowed me and Ron to recover a little but our new arrivals had been chasing us. So far Dad's game plan had worked, his predictions uncanny, lets hope the next bit works too.
“Geez, how did we let two girls get away like that?” one of the two RVS Salzgitter riders mentioned.
“Caught us napping I guess and we were chasing their mates.”
I kept my counsel as they overhauled us, let them think what they want; actions speak louder than words after all. Roni slipped neatly onto the fourth riders wheel and I on to hers, these lummoxes could do some work for us and as ‘girls' they'd let us hang on without participating.
The speed of our little group barely fluctuated alongside the water, I risked a look back as we took a long left-hander, the bunch wasn't dead yet but by the looks of things it was seriously depleted. Now that they'd caught us and apparently brought us to heel the lads relaxed a bit, Roni smirked at me, I did the same back before taking a good swig from my bidon. It might be cold and damp but you can still dehydrate.
Slightly worrying was the number of cars coming down the road with headlights on, it didn't look too bad ahead but we've a couple of hundred metres to climb yet.
“You okay Ron?”
“Uh huh, you?”
“So far, bit worried by the weather.”
“Yeah, lots of cars with lights.”
“That looks like our turn up ahead.”
“Best show some willing then.”
“Yeah.”
“Every ‘girl' for herself!” Roni grinned.
The lads eased for the corner allowing us to close the few metres we'd dropped off the back. After the last few k's it was a bit of a shock to find the road rearing up virtually straight away but there was a reason for my Nurburg circuits and I soon found my rhythm. Worryingly the road was now wet and there were a few wet spots landing on us too.
The guys were climbing quite comfortably at just under twenty kph; Roni wasn't too comfortable, in and out of the saddle but managing to hold the pace. We'd discussed this last night, whilst Gret is stronger she wasn't confident of her climbing and Tali doesn't do climbing too well at all so Roni drew the short straw of riding with me!
We swung to the right and as the trees opened up a nightmare came into view. Well okay maybe not nightmare but the hills in front clearly had white stuff on them and it looked like we were climbing into it.
“Shitza!” one of the Salzgitter lads exclaimed.
He pulled towards the kerb his rear tyre clearly deflating fast.
“Go for it Billy!” he called as we passed; his mate just waved a hand.
Now there are five.
By the time we reached the next corner big wet flakes were descending, settling on both the tarmac and us. We were both still ‘hanging on' at the back of the group but in these conditions that wasn't really the place to be.
“Ron?”
“Uh?” she managed in reply.
I motioned with my head the plan, if my memory was right this was the time anyway. Roni stood on the pedals and moved up, the others more concerned with keeping going than any possible attack. The road was turning increasingly white as we climbed; the lead car was leaving clear tracks that I made sure I avoided. Well it's now or never.
‘Snick, snick.'
Out of the saddle and I accelerated past my companions, having a dodgy moment when I crossed the tyre tracks and found my back wheel rotating but not gripping. I sat down quickly, the extra weight just sufficient to keep forward motion.
“Wha!”
“Stupid girl!”
The lads were less than impressed with my move but what do I care? I dropped a gear and powered upwards through the snowflakes.
“Come on Drew, fifty to the top!” a familiar voice encouraged from the roadside.
“Up, up ‘pollinaris!” another voice joined in.
I was surprised to see quite a crowd ahead through the lights and snow. Up here the verge was white over and I needed to stay seated as I ploughed through about a centimetre of white, the lead car no longer leaving dark tyre marks, just compressing the snow. My mind went back several weeks to that training ride I did in the snow, yeah I can do this. I grinned to myself and there was a goodly cheer as I passed under the prime banner.
Behind me the snow was causing chaos. Roni did quite well until the road white'd out then she took a fright at some wheel spin, which resulted in a severe drop in pace. The lads with her weren't that keen on pursuing ‘that daft little cow', that's what Roni told me later anyhow, so whilst they passed and left Roni they were really just keeping going.
There's one thing that's certain, if you are at the top you have to come down and from the Wolfwarte it's downhill all the way to the finish just about. With the conditions being on my own was a big advantage, I could pick my line even if I did have to keep my speed in check. It wasn't so steep on this side but even so we lost height quite quickly and by the time we reached Torfhaus and the main road the tarmac was again black if covered with some slush.
Gad's my feet are cold, all this cold and wet was going directly onto them and I could barely feel them. My hands aren't much better and my ears are dropping off! At this point all I want to do is get to the finish, ‘snick' lets do it!
Although it was still snowing the road was ‘safe' and I got myself into an aero crouch and powered away. If the other lads got with it they'd most likely soon overtake me, gravity does help when descending. Hmm I hope Roni's okay, and the others.
The road's wide and well surfaced and the rolling closure meant I could use the full width of my side. Apart from the frostbite this is fun, I dropped into the eleven and let rip on the steeper descent as we approached Braunlage, the comp touched sixty at one point but where are the others? The course used the Braunlage bypass then the lead car's stop lights just warned me in time of the turn into the town.
As I descended the slip road I caught sight of the chasers just coming up to the junction, bum I hope its not too far.
The snow was thinner down here, maybe not even snow but light rain, that I can live with. My guess is that my lead is about three hundred metres, not enough to be complacent and easily lost so I dug a little deeper and closed on the lead car a bit. We hit the town and I found myself dodging manhole covers then a sharp right brought us to the main street, a quick left and the lead car sped off.
I chanced a look behind, nope no chase in sight, time for a tidy! I sat up a bit and tugged my jacket down from where it had gathered around my belly, dislodging some snow in the process. The street was fairly well peopled with spectators who cheered madly as I belted along. Mind you I think they'd have cheered anything on two wheels!
“Come on Kiddo!”
“Go Mädchen!”
“Allez Drew!”
The voices were just noise as I scrambled my bike across the line. I headed to the kerb and stopped.
Dad found me moments later slumped over the bars, taking deep breath's and seeing stars.
“Well done son!”
“Uuhh!”
“Roni made fourth, the others are still coming.” Dad continued.
I just nodded.
“Come on Drew, let's get you out of that wet kit.” Frau Luchow suggested throwing a space blanket over me.
“… And with a most courageous showing, our winner of the 2005 Junge Harz Grand Prix, from Team Apollinaris, Drew Bond!”
There was quite a good reception and I climbed onto the podium trying not to let my skirt show too much. The Mayor guy presented me with a trophy nearly as big as me and a girl in traditional dress gave me a bunch of flowers. I grinned for the cameras and grimaced inside. Right, you missed the bit with the skirt huh?
After the race I collected my kitbag from the Vito and headed into the Sportzentrum to use the showers and change. Thankfully there were individual cubicles sort of like you get at campsites so I can maintain some modesty. Boy was that shower ever good, I luxuriated under the warm water for ten minutes that eventually brought feeling back to most of my extremities, one seemed determined to remain hidden however! I dried off and pulled out my fresh clothes.
“Bum! Bum! Bum!”
I looked at the stuff on the bench in disgust, how the hell did this get in here? I tried to think back, oh sod! I had it out Friday night cos I was looking for the bra I bought with the HRM band sewn in. I thought I'd put that on the pile of stuff to bring with me, I must've put it on the wrong pile, shitza! I did have a t-shirt and my team fleece but my jeans were in my other bag in the Vito. Which left a choice of cold and wet cycling togs or the denim mini that now taunted me. At least I found that a pair of thick tights were folded inside it, not much of a choice really.
I carefully descended from the podium and joined the rest of the team.
“You look cute in that Drew.” Tali mentioned.
“Yeah whatever.”
“So how come you are in a skirt, you are Kreuzkleidung?” Gret enquired.
“A er no, I erm got some of my sisters stuff in my bag by mistake, it was this or wet race kit, dry won.”
“Well I think Tali's right, you look Über cute, I like you're make up.” Roni put in.
Joy, joy, joy. Now this lot think I'm cute!
“Okay you lot, lets get out of here, I'll spring for dinner when we get to Goslar.”
Ha! I'll be able to get my jeans before we get there.
We headed north out of Braunlage and soon discovered that it was still snowing higher up.
“We'll go the long way round.” Dad stated turning onto the Torfhaus road.
“Ron, could you pass my ruckie over?”
“Where is it?”
“Just behind you I think.”
Roni twisted around to look for my bag.
“Hmm, can't see it, what colour is it?”
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“What do you mean it's not there?”
“What I said, I can't see it, what's in it that's so important anyhow?” Roni enquired.
“My jeans.”
“Is that all, I can lend you mine?” She offered.
If you'd seen her jeans you'd know why I declined.
“Er cheers, thanks for the offer but its nothing major.”
Nothing major, no I'm just stuck in a skirt again, grrr!
“You two okay back there?” Dad enquired.
There were only the three of us in the Vito at the moment; Roni's mum was riding with the others in Frau Luchow's Sharan.
“Yeah, you know where my bag is?”
“Which?”
“My ruckie.”
“I put it in the floor hatch out of the way, what did you need out of it? Your wallets up here in the dash.”
“Nuthin'” I sighed.
The flippin floor hatch, there's only like two bikes, four turbo's, a marquee, tool box — well you get the idea, I'm not getting in the hatch very quickly.
“I hope we run out of this snow.”
“Yeah.”
“It looks pretty from in here.”
“You weren't saying that a couple of hours ago.”
I settled into my seat with a sigh.
“That looks okay.” Dad suggested pointing out a restaurant type place before swinging into the car park.
It did look okay, well it looked like so many of these places — not that that's bad just predictable. The others pulled in beside us and I shivered as I joined everyone outside, the damned skirt is quite short and there's snow on the ground.
“Lets get inside before we all freeze to death.” Dad chortled.
“So he crossed the line in the air.” Dad concluded.
“You don't half get in some pickles.” Greta noted.
“I guess.”
“You are quite pretty you know.” Thalia added.
“That's not a bad thing,” Roni mentioned, “it worked to your advantage today.”
Joy, but she's right about that too, I'm sure if I was a six foot bike monster they wouldn't have let me ‘n Ron escape in the first place, let alone fall for it a second time.
“So what's everyone having?” Dad interrupted.
We all settled on variations on basic eating out, I had the Wiener schnitzel with those croquette things. Dad ate with one eye on the weather outside; it was still snowing off and on even if it wasn't really settling.
“Well much as I hate to break things up I think we should make a move.” Dad suggested as I once more recounted the last few kilometres.
“Yes, we all have long trips yet.” Frau Luchow agreed.
Indeed I'd not really thought about it, Thalia has to get back to Hamburg and the Luchow's have a good couple of hours drive east. Given that it's a good three hour drive back to NRW, me and Dad won't be home very early either.
We collected our stuff and made our farewells in the restaurant rather than freeze doing it in the snow.
“Take care, we'll see you in a couple of weeks.” Dad stated.
“I'll phone when we are home Dave.” Sonja advised.
“Gut fahre!”
“Wiedersehn!”
“Okay everyone? Right lets rock ‘n roll.”
We swung out of the car park and started the long drive west.
It wasn't the most fun. While the roads were passable it continued to snow slowing our progress somewhat. We eventually reached the autobahn where we got up to about sixty, kph that is. I found Roni snuggling into me, sound asleep and it wasn't long before I joined her in slumber mode.
“Roni, Drew, wake up we're home.” Frau Grönberg's voice broke into my dream.
“Hmm, home?”
“Mettmann.”
“Come on Drew,” Dad encouraged as I untangled myself from Roni, “we'll have a cuppa before we leave.”
“Right.” I stretched the kinks out, nearly punching Ron in the head.
“Soz.”
“'S'alright, what time is it?”
“Half seven.” Her mum advised.
There wasn't any snow here, goodness knows where we ran out of it but seven thirty sounded quite reasonable. With four of us on the case we soon had the Grönberg's kit in the house and I joined Ron in the lounge where the heating was belting out. The TV was soon on and I realised I was going to miss Tatort.
“Bum.”
“What? You still cold?”
“Nah,” I subconsciously rubbed my hose covered thighs, “I'm gonna miss Tatort, it's the second half of a two parter.”
“You could see it here?” she suggested.
“Dad'll not want to.”
“What won't Dad want to do?”
“Stay to watch Tatort Herr Bond.” Roni advised my Dad as he joined us followed by Ron's mum.
“You can stay if you want Dave.”
“Thanks Angela, but I wouldn't want to subject you to my sons viewing habits.”
“We watch it anyway, well I do so you're more than welcome.”
“Dad?”
“Well I wouldn't mind a break from that van seat, go on then but we need to get straight off afterwards.”
“Thanks Dad.” I nearly bounced.
It wouldn't interest you; Tatort that is but of course there was a good resolution to the kidnapping. It was all a bit close to disaster, it was only solved by a chance vehicle check then the helicopter had to dash to the rescue, oh right you're not that bothered.
“Come on kiddo, let's get you home.”
“Take care guys.” Roni instructed as we reversed out of their driveway.
“Bye, see you next weekend.”
We waved to each other and we set off on the last leg of our journey.
“Sod, coulda done without this.” Dad wasn't too happy.
“What?”
“They've closed the motorway by the looks.”
We hadn't got back to the autobahn before we ran back into snow and now we were only at Leverkusen north of Köln and it looks like our journey is just about to get a whole lot longer.
The little traffic that was about soon backed up as we were directed off the motorway that was already white over where no traffic was clearing it. We made steady if slow progress towards Köln, from the radio reports it was a crash that had closed the autobahn. We eventually got back onto a decent road but being after ten now there was little traffic about and our progress remained slow on the now snow covered carriageway.
If anyone had asked me yesterday what I thought of snow I woulda told them that it was great. After today though I've sort of had my fill and I'm sure Dad would rather never see another flake either. From Köln to home usually takes a bit under an hour, it took us nearly three tonight.
It wasn't so bad on the motorway down to Bonn, slow but doable. Once we crossed the Rhein though things started to get a bit sketchy as we hit quieter roads. Its not like there were metres of snow but we got stuck twice, both because someone else had come a cropper and dumped their cars all over the road. Do you know what its like to try pushing a van in a shortish skirt with only trainers on your feet, oh and at the same time freezing anything not covered in fifteen layers of thermals?
Mind you we were lucky the second time.
“I'll give you a tow.” The driver of the Unimog offered.
“Cheers, we'll be okay once we're back on the road.” Dad told our rescuer.
Trying to get past an abandoned car we'd slipped just off the tarmac and that was that, no traction and soft surface, we were stuck.
“Get in the bus young lady, you'll freeze out here, I'll sort this.”
“Thanks.” I allowed between chattering teeth.
The big four-wheel drive didn't have any trouble in pulling us free.
“Drive carefully, try to stay on the road eh!”
“Thanks again, you sure you don't want something?” Dad enquired again.
“Nah, glad I could help you and your lovely daughter out, I'll shift this daft bugger and get home meself.”
I somehow managed to break out into a heavy blush.
“Thanks again.” Dad waved and started us forward again.
Luckily the Straßenweg guys were out with the snow ploughs and grit when we got down towards Remagen so although the road wasn't clear it was much easier going and we rolled into the house a little before one.
“We were worried, why didn't you ring?” Jules advised by way of greeting.
“Sorry love, we were concentrating on getting here.”
“Well you're here now, Sonja and that girl from up north both called.”
“They get home okay?”
“Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed now, night.”
“Night.”
“Night Jools.”
“You two want a drink?” Bern offered.
“Please Bernie.”
“So like why are you wearing a skirt?”
“Erm.”
“Its not been exactly the weather, we've been watching on the telly. How did the race go by the way?”
“It was snowing over there too, I won and Roni was fourth.”
“So why the skirt? You didn't hurt yourself like you did the other year?”
“Nah nothing like that. I er packed the wrong stuff on Friday and the stuff I went in got like packed away so I couldn't get to it.”
“You coulda worn your trackies.”
“All my bike kit got soaked, thermals, everything.”
She shook her head.
“Sometimes Drew.” She left the sentence unfinished.
It was only when I undressed a few minutes later that I realised that my tights were soaked and really just how cold my feet were. I don't usually wear a great deal in bed but I dug out a pair of ‘Gaby' over knee socks which I pulled on before I put my pj's on. I snuggled under the duvet and was soon asleep.
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“Nice jim jams.” Bern mentioned.
“Hmm.” I offered by way of reply.
“Those socks really set them off.”
“Haven't you got a cauldron to stir somewhere?” I mentioned taking a seat at the kitchen table.
“Cauldrons are just so passé, I prefer a wok these days.”
Flippin' comic!
“So what's the plan for today?”
“School?”
“You really are blonde some times, we like have this week off.”
Oops forgot about that.
“Yeah, I was just testing to see if you remembered. I said I'd help at the bakery this afternoon, to like makeup for not working yesterday.”
“You fancy going to Ahrweiler this morning, there's something I want to get mum.”
“Could do I suppose, its not snowing still?”
“Nah, it said on the news there might be more later but it looks to be melting a bit.”
“Give us twenty minutes then, we can catch the eight thirty Express.”
I headed back up to my eyrie and after a wash and brush up I dressed to go out, my jeans were still AWOL so I dragged on a pair of cargos and laced myself into my walking boots.
“Come on D or we'll miss the train.”
“Keep your hair on.” I mentioned pulling my jacket on.
“I meant to ask, how did it go on Saturday?”
“The Kirmes?”
“Well like that and after.”
“After you left we did a few of the shops.”
"And?"
"And what, we did some shopping then came back home."
"Oh," I sighed, "I thought you might have done something more exciting."
"Like what?"
"Well I ended up with blue hair on one trip."
"Sometimes Drew Bond you just amaze me!"
"So what did you do at Connie's?"
"What is this, 20 questions?"
"Sorry, I was just kinda interested."
"Trains coming!" Bern broke into a run for the platform with me on her heels.
The Express got there seconds before us, Myleen had the door open by the time we got to it.
"Morning girls, off shopping?"
"Hi Myleen, yeah but only to Ahrweiler." I volunteered.
"Getting ready for the Ostertanz eh?"
"Nah, Bern wants something for her mum."
"You are going to the dance?"
"Yeah." I admitted.
"Ah customers, see you later girls."
"Yeah, bye Myleen."
"Tschuss!"
We got off at Altstadt and were soon in the town centre.
"So where to?"
"Erm I don't remember which road it is but there's like a book shop."
Not much help really, there's a bookstore on both main shopping streets and another in the square. We made our way to the nearest one; they sell toys, stationery and some books.
"So what are we looking for?"
"Well I saw like a tourist guide for the valley, I was gonna make like a scrapbook thing so mum could see all the places I tell her about."
"Kewl."
The first shop, Bekkermanns, had nothing even halfway touristy so after a quick mooch we moved on. I like shopping in Ahrweiler, even if it is a bit touristy most of the shops are small local business's so like the wool shop sells candles, the shoe shop next to Bekkermanns has a sideline in wrought iron stuff! It does make shopping more interesting even if you can't find everything you want in one store.
The bookshop in the square is a bit more with it but even then we couldn't find a tourist guide.
“Lets look in the tourist office.” I suggested.
“I hadn't thought of that, you are good for something!”
“I resemble that remark!” I chortled.
We headed to the tourist information office, which is in the Alt Rathaus next to the church.
“A ha!”
“You found it?”
“Yeah, I didn't think it'd be that much though.”
“How much?”
“€7.99”
“Seems a bit steep, tell you what, we'll go along to Buchman and Schmidt see if they are any cheaper. At least we know we can get it here.”
“Yeah, that's two good ideas in row.”
“Geez, you'd think I was blonde or something, oh I just remembered, I am.”
Bern broke into a giggle fit which set me off, the woman in the tourist shop started giving us funny looks so I just about dragged Bernie outside. We headed down towards the Brücktor stopping to look in a shop here and there.
Buchman and Schmidt is more like places like Borders back in England, lots of books covering pretty much any subject. It took a few minutes searching but we eventually found the shelves with all the tourist guides and local interest books and guides.
“They got it?”
“Yeah, oh it's the same price.” Bernie sighed.
“But I've got a discount card!” I almost sang, “ten percent off.”
“So that's, what, €7.20 ish, I guess I won't get it cheaper anywhere else.”
“Probably not.” I agreed.
“Can I borrow your discount card then pretty please?”
“I'd best pay, I can get my new manga at the same time.”
I took Bern's book and headed to the counter.
“Hi Gab's”
“Er hi Sophie could I get this and you mailed to say part two of Karin has come in?”
“Sure, I'll just get it for you.”
“They know you here?” Bern asked.
“Uh huh, Sophie is involved with the Weinkönigin stuff so like she knows me from that too.”
“As Gaby?”
“Er yeah.” I admitted.
“Ah here we go, Karin volume two and I have Negima volume eight here too, it just came this morning. You want it today?”
“Might as well.”
“Ok.”
Sophie scanned in my purchases and swiped my card.
“What's the damage?”
“Twenty six and ninety.”
I pulled three tens from my wallet and passed them over.
“So, three euro and ten.”
“Cheers.”
“So are you and your friend going to the Ostertanz?”
Why does everyone want me to go to this damned dance?
“Yeah, everyone else seems to be.”
“Well the Weinkönigin generally does and someone as cute as you will probably need some blister cream on Thursday!”
Deep joy!
“I hope not, I'm racing at the weekend.”
“We'll see.”
“What now?” I asked as we returned to the street.
“Dunno, Its only half ten.”
“Well what about getting a sandwich or something, we could go and sit by the river to eat it.”
“Sounds good to me.”
There's a bakery a couple of doors along from Buchman and Schmidt so we made our way there. Rather than a sandwich we both decided to go for a slice of pizza and a hot chocolate, there is still quite a bit of snow out there after all!
“Ooh they have some nice stuff in here.” Bern mentioned pausing to look in the window of the jewellers that nestles below Brücktor.
“I guess.” My interest in that sort of stuff starts and finishes with a watch.
“Lets go in.”
“If you like.”
“You could sound a bit more enthusiastic.” Bern mentioned as we entered the place.
“Sorry.”
“Hello Gaby, what brings you here today?”
“Er Bern wanted to look round Herr Viessner.”
“Geez do you know everyone in town?” Bern hissed.
“No, sorry, Bern this is Herr Viessner, the head of the Round Table, you know like in raising money. Herr Viessner, this is Bernie, my Freund von England.”
“Nice to meet you Bernie, if you want anything I'll extend Gaby's discount to you. I take it you are both going to the Ostertanz?”
“That's good of you Herr Viessner, yup, I'm looking forward to it.” Bern replied before I could even gather my thoughts.
“Well I'll leave you ladies to browse.”
“Danke.” I offered.
We left ten minutes later with cooling cocoa, congealing pizza and with Bern having bought a Swarovski crystal pendant and matching earrings, even with discount they cost nearly fifty euros! We went through the gate and crossed the road to the river.
“There's a bench down there.” I pointed out the sitzplatz a few metres along the bank.
“Okay, so this is like the same river that's at Dernau?”
“Well duh! I thought I was the dumb blonde.”
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"I was only asking." Bern pouted.
"Soz, ha the seat's dry!"
"Just as well or I'd sit on you."
"Nice."
We sat and ate our now slightly rubbery pizza and luke warm cocoa watching the gurgling Ahr make its way towards the Rhein.
"You like it here Bern?"
“What? Right here?”
“You know what I mean, here like Germany, Dernau.”
“It's alright.”
“Alright?”
“Well okay better than alright, I mean I'm glad I came, you're friends are pretty cool with stuff and you get to do some well kewl stuff.”
“Okay.”
“I'm not sure that I'd want to stay forever but people seem more, I dunno accepting, less judgemental.”
“They think its normal for teenage girls to get preggers in England coz it gets into the papers here quite a bit.”
“I wish I wasn't, no that came out wrong. What I mean is…”
“Is that you're okay with being pregnant but wish you hadn't got pregnant?”
“Yeah, something like that.” She confirmed. “Anyway I like staying with you and Aunt Jen and your dad, your family is way cool.”
“Give over, anyone'd do the same.”
“What? Take in someone else's pregnant jailbird daughter? I don't think so, they weren't exactly queuing up when your mom offered.”
“Guess not.”
“I know not. I do miss Warsop though, not as much as I thought I would but I can't wait to see Mum and Dad again and despite everything I miss the girls too.”
“Me too.” I agreed.
“You fancy a bit of a walk?” I suggested a few minutes later.
“Could do I suppose, where to?”
“Well we could walk down the river to Bad and get the train from there.”
“Okay I guess, as long as it's not too far.”
“Dunno, a couple of kilometres maybe.”
“Come on then before I change my mind.”
The footpath had been cleared but the riverbanks were still white over, even some of the rocks in the river had snow on them. We ambled downstream stopping from time to time to watch the ducks and heron on the river. A couple of other people were out but after we'd walked for about ten minutes we found ourselves alone, no one in sight in any direction.
‘Whuuumph!'
“Hey!” Bern's snowball hit me on the back of the head, “just you wait.”
I dropped my bag and stooped to make my own weapon.
‘Whuuumph!' a second missile just missed me.
I launched my own attack but I'm hopeless at chucking stuff with much accuracy so I missed the target.
“Ner, ner! Can't get me-ee!” Bern sent another lump of snow in an arc towards me; I just managed to dodge the incoming.
This means war! I set too with a vengeance, moving to a pile of cleared snow and continued by Bern bound barrage. On her part, Bern had moved across the riverbank for fresh supplies so my efforts started to land in the river, which must've surprised a few fish.
The battle raged for at least ten minutes.
“Enough!” Bern held up her hands, “my hands are freezing.”
It was too late to prevent my current effort from leaving the launch pad and for only about the second time in the onslaught I hit Bern, square in the face! Sugar! It knocked her off balance and in a sort of slow motion ballet she twisted about, lost her footing on the bank and fell face first into the icy waters of the river.
“Bern!” I screamed rushing towards her.
The river was fairly deep and fast flowing just here and whilst Bernie is a good swimmer she was now flapping about midstream and being carried downstream towards the weir under the next bridge.
“Hang on, I'll get you out!” I screamed.
A quick look round revealed no immediate help at hand but a bit further down was a lifebuoy, I took off like blue arsed fly, slipping and sliding on the snowy riverside.
“Help!”
“I'm coming Bern.”
She was still flapping about; her coat and stuff were hindering her self-help programme. Don't drown Bern, please!
I reached the buoyancy aid and managed to get it to the riverside, I was a few metres below Bern so I lobbed it into the water so she would get washed into it. The ploy worked and she managed to grab it as she passed me. I braced myself as best I could and despite nearly joining her at one point, got her to the riverside.
“Bern! You alright?”
She didn't reply although she was clearly breathing. I managed with some difficulty to get her out of the water, sugar she's going blue. I pulled out my phone and hit 112.
It seemed like forever before anyone came, I took my coat off and wrapped it round her before hugging her close, I heard somewhere it was a good way of warming someone up.
“Down there!”
“Fraulein, are you okay?”
“Not me, Bernie.”
“This is Bernie?” The woman knelt down and started checking Bernie out.
“Uh huh, we were only playing about.”
“Get the tray Joachim! And blankets. What's your name love?”
“Drew.”
“Like the actress?”
I vaguely nodded.
“Okay Drew, tell me what happened.”
“Please help her.” I begged.
“We will but it'll help if we know what happened so can you tell me?”
“W-we were having a Schneeballschlacht.”
“Okay go on.” She was checking Bernie's pulse.
“I finally landed one on her but she lost her balance and fell in the river.”
“Then what? Come on Jo!”
“I saw the float so I ran down here and threw it to her, please say she'll be okay?
“She's doing well, so you pulled her out of the water?”
“She stopped moving so I dragged her to the side and pulled her up.”
Maria looked at the slight girl shivering and gripping her friend's body tightly, she was petite, much smaller than her friend, how she'd dragged the bigger girl out of the water was anyone's guess.
“Bought time Jo.”
“Sorry Maria, lets get her into the bus.”
The woman pried Drew loose and between them lifted Bern onto the stretcher thing before wrapping the unconscious girl in blankets and heat pads.
“You did very well young lady, how long was she in the water?” the paramedic asked.
“Er I dunno, a couple of minutes, we were just playing snow balls and she fell in, please god let her be alright.”
“I'm sure she will be, come on lets get you both to the hospital.”
I didn't really know what was happening, I guess I was in shock myself but I sort of recall being in an ambulance with a blanket round me, a paramedic tending to Bern as we blue lighted to the emergency dept of the Ahrtal Hospital.
“Gaby? What are you doing here?” a woman I vaguely recognised as Gloria Pilsen enquired.
“Bernie.”
“What about her Gaby?”
“River.”
“What about the river?”
“Fell in.”
“Where is she now?” Frau Pilsen asked.
“Dunno.”
“Stay here, I'll find out.”
As a midwife Gloria Pilsen new that the trauma could be dangerous to Bernie's baby, she hurried to find out what was happening.
I've no idea how long I was there on that chair shaking slightly from a combination of cold and sobbing. From time to time one of the nurses came to check on me and at some point I found myself clutching a cup of coffee.
“Gaby? Gaby love, we need to contact your parents do you know where we can find them?”
“Spain race.” I mumbled.
“They're in Spain?”
“Mum racing.”
“Where's your Dad Gab?” Frau Pilsen tried again.
“Work, 'pollinaris.”
“The drinks factory?”
I nodded, “Bernie, where's Bernie?” I exclaimed.
“Shush shush, she's alright.”
“Can I see her?”
“Soon love, soon. They're just doing some tests and she needs to rest.”
“She's ok? She wasn't answering, she was so cold.”
I broke out my dwindling supply of tears again.
“Hey less of that, you saved her life pulling her out of the river.”
“But it was my fault she was in the river, I threw a snowball and she lost her balance and fell in the water!” I sniffed.
“So it was an accident, you still cold?”
I nodded again between further sobs.
“Let me see if I can get your Dad and find something to warm you up.”
Anna's mum wasn't gone long.
“Come on, let's get you warmed up.” She helped me to my feet and I shuffled to a cubicle where she helped me onto the cot.
“Lie down Gabs, the doctor'll be in in a minute, we'll soon have you right.”
It probably was only a couple of minutes before a woman doctor came and joined us. I don't really remember much but she checked me out and spoke to Frau Pilsen who for some reason was still there.
“Okay young lady, I'm just gonna give you something to let you relax and get some sleep.”
I felt a slight prick in my arm before the world went black.