April 15th
For many U.S. residents, this is known as Tax Day. To honor this auspicious occasion, I humbly offer my latest drabble. :)
Sex and Taxes
Copyright 2009 by Heather Rose Brown
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I fidgeted in the plastic and chrome chair as my tax preparer looked through my paperwork. Eventually, she closed the folder, then leaned across her desk and studied me over her steepled fingers before saying, "So, Mr. Williams, was this your first job?"
Not quite having the nerve to speak, I just nodded.
"And where did you hear about this male tax?"
"Well, I'd found these tax advice videos online. ..."
Her smile was friendly, yet professional as she asked, "Is it possible they were discussing mailing tax forms?"
"Oh," I whispered as I tugged at the hem of my skirt.