Monday, 5 November, 2007
Dear Diary
Got to school today.
Got out of the car.
Saw the crowd.
Went to go see what was going on.
Looked up.
Gawked.
Wow.
Um... wow.
I've heard of running underwear up the flagpole before... but don't they usually take the guy wearing it out of it, first?
Tommy Bunnaraker is naked except for his boxers and a WHOLE lotta duct tape holding him at the top of the flagpole, with big letters on his (shaven?) chest in what looks like black marker that says, "I spread rumors."
The principal came out a few minutes later and ran us all inside.
Well, all of us except Tommy.
Apparently, the official report that Tommy gave was that brownies did it to him. Not the little girls that are too young to be full Girl Scouts, but the elf-fairy things that are supposed to be in Ireland. And that's the story he stuck to.
Hunh.
Boys are strange.
Courtney
So here it is in its unaltered glory.