“Hello?” Parker spoke into his phone as he sat at his kitchen table, bills and bank statement spread in front of him. “Yes. Yes. I understand, but I spoke to someone there earlier in the week and I explained my situation. You see, my company has been on strike for going on seven months and…”
Olivia put down her dish cloth and pulled out a chair to sit near her husband. She couldn’t hear what was being said on the other end of the conversation, but there was a sternness in the tone of the voice and Parker’s face was screwed up with stress.
“Yes, Yes, But I just don’t have any money to give you right now. I am hoping that we’ll be back to work in a week or two, but… no… no, I can’t guarantee anything, I’m afraid.”
Olivia glanced at the papers on the table. This couldn’t go on.
“Ok, yes, thank you. I will do my best to get it to you by then.” Parker grunted with frustration and slammed his fist on the table. “Goddamnit, I don’t deserve this crap!”
Olivia had heard this rant before. There was no point in interrupting until Parker got this out of his system.
“I was a good student, I never screwed around with drugs, hardly ever drink, got a good job at a union shop, worked my ass off to get a job in accounting, got my associates degree and became certified… Jesus! Everything was great until the company gets sold to some huge Asian conglomerate and wants us all to work for slave wages! We should not be in this position, Liv! We did everything right! Now, my car’s about to be repossessed, I can’t afford heating oil and the power company could shut us off at any time! This is all such bull shit!”
Olivia folded her arms and waited until he caught his breath. When, finally, he was resting his head on his hand and fuming quietly, instead of ranting, she said, “Was that the auto finance company?”
He nodded.
“What did they say?”
He sighed. “I have ten days to get at least two payments to them or they’re repossessing it.”
Olivia picked up the bank statement and looked at the balance. God, she’d had more money than this in her account ten years ago when she was working at a grocery store in high school. Nursing was supposed to be a great career and it had, thank God, let her make the house payments and her own car payments since Parker’s income had disappeared, but there were limits to what she could handle. The house, her car, groceries, health/car/life insurance payments… it ate up all of her income and, if she was honest, the whole situation was eating up her patience.
“Look, Park, I’ve been very patient and supportive up to this point,” Olivia said with a sigh, “but the time as come for you to make some sacrifices and take a short-term job that may be… below your standards.”
“Such as?” He asked with a petulant look. He crossed his arms and waited.
“Such as anything, babe. We can’t survive another month like this and the strike could drag on forever. There are more than forty-five hundred people out of work because of the strike at Allegro and there weren’t many other places to work in this town before that. I hate to say it because I know how much you hate asking your brother for help, but Pootie did say that he could get you a job at the club. He says they’re always looking for bar-backs and kitchen help. You should give him a call.”
Parker shook his head. He couldn’t believe that Olivia would ask him to take a job like that. He was a licensed accountant, for crying out loud! He wasn’t about to take a menial job, and he certainly didn’t want to call his brother, Patrick, and beg for help.
Patrick was Parker’s ‘Irish Twin’ brother. He was months older than Parker, and Parker had difficulty learning his brother’s name when they were babies. He called his brother ‘Pootie’ and the name stuck. Parker and Patrick were in the same grades and many of the same classes through high school. Pootie, as everyone who knew Patrick called him, was the biggest bully in the schools until sophomore year, when things changed. Pootie had made it a point to beat the crap out of any effeminate boy, up until that point. Then, almost out of the blue, that changed and he started hanging around with Craig. Craig was a nice kid, but he definitely had a bit of a swish about him. Something about their friendship calmed Pootie down. On his nineteenth birthday, Pootie took Parker aside and said he had something important to tell him, Parker nearly laughed. “You mean that you’re gay?” Parker said with a snicker.
Pootie had been shocked. “How did you know?”
“Come on, Poot,” Parker had hugged his brother and smiled. “Everyone knows, man, and nobody cares.”
They grew closer after that, but since their mother had retired to Florida, they just didn’t see each other much any more.
Focusing back on the subject at hand, Parker shook his head, “Jesus, Liv, I can’t believe that you want me to work at some dive bar. I thought you thought more of me than that.”
Olivia folded her arms and took on a serious tone, “Alright, Park, just knock it off. First, The El Camino is not a dive bar. It’s a nice dinner club with a great cabaret show. Secondly, I would think more of you if you’d be willing to suck up a little of your foolish pride and started looking at things from a practical point of view. We need money, Park. We’re on the edge of oblivion here and, as much as I appreciate you taking over the house work and all, you’re not contributing as much to the household as I need you to. You need to start bringing in some money, babe, or you need to bring your car back to the dealership and accept a pretty hard hit to your credit report, and you’ll need to get used to taking cold showers, because when the oils runs out, so does the hot water. Come on, Park. Marriage is a compromise. Meet me half way, won’t you?”
They stared at each other for a few moments while Parker fumed a bit. He knew that Olivia was right, but it ticked him off, anyway. That tone, it just gnawed at him. It was like she was mansplaining to him and it got on his last nerve, especially when she was right, like she was now. It was bad enough that she was taller than him by a good four inches and she had a bachelor’s degree while he only had an associate’s, but since the strike began, she also made a lot more money than him. Did she always have to be right, too?
He huffed a few times, but could not think of a single real reason to not call Pootie. “Ok,” he finally relented, “I give up. I’ll call Poot and see if there’s anything I can do at The El Camino. Satisfied?”
Olivia stood and shook her head. “Park, don’t be like that. You must see reason, here.”
Great, more mansplaining from his wife! She couldn’t just let it drop. She had this tone, sometimes, that just… got to him.
“We took on these responsibilities as a couple and we have to pay them back as a couple. I’ve been doing everything I can. You need to pull some of this weight, too. Ok?”
“Yeah,” he conceded. “Ok.”
“Good. I’m going to go shower and put on my PJs. I’ll be back down in twenty minutes or so. It’s Monday, so The El Camino is closed. Give Pootie a call. See if he can help you out.” She kissed his head and headed to the stairs.
Parker watched her leave and shook his head. “This sucks,” he muttered. “I can’t believe I’m doing this. ‘The El Camino,’ for crying out loud. I’m begging for a job at a place where the owner that doesn’t even know that ‘El’ means ‘The’ in Spanish.” Every time he’d seen the sign for the club, Parker had shaken his had at the stupidity of the owner. ‘The El Camino’ meaning ‘The The Way.’ What morons.
He pushed Patrick’s number. He heard ‘Please enjoy this ringback tone while your party is reached,’ followed by a very distorted recording of Lady GaGa singing, ‘Born This Way,’ causing Parker to shake his head.
“Park!” Came the excited voice of Parker’s brother through the phone. “I was just thinking about you and Livy. What’s up?”
“Hey, Poot,” Parker did enjoy hearing his brother’s voice. He missed seeing him. “I… Umm… I got a problem, Poot, and I am wondering if you might be able to help me out.”
“Sure. What’s up?”
On Tuesday, Parker met Patrick for lunch at a nice bakery just a block from The El Camino. Reportedly, the place had great sandwiches and the coffee smelled delicious, but when Parker saw the menu and the prices, he knew that it was a little too rich for his blood, right now.
“I’ll have a small, regular coffee,” He told the waitress.
“Don’t be silly,” Patrick waved off his brother’s concerns. “We’ll both have two Ruben sandwiches with the home made chips and large ice teas.” Typically, Pootie was dressed to the nines when Parker saw him. A nice suit with a well pressed shirt was the norm, but today he wore skinny jeans and a Harvard sweatshirt that was substantially oversized for him.
When the waitress left, Parker leaned across the table and whispered, “Poot, I can’t afford this place, right now. I told you, I’m really short of money.”
“Oh, stop it,” Patrick insisted. “If I want to treat my little brother to lunch, then I can do it, and no one, not even you, can stop me.”
Then Pootie smiled and leaned forward himself. “I have great news.”
“Yeah?” Parker was interested and hopeful.
“I spoke to Kate, the owner, and you can start as a bar-back tonight,” he smiled and held up his hand before Parker could respond, “BUT, and this is the best part, one of our wait staff is leaving after the weekend, so you can use this week to earn a few hundred dollars as a bar-back, and when you’re not busy there, you can get trained to be a server, too. So, starting next week, you can make some real good money.”
“Wow!” Parker was really surprised by his brother’s news. It was an answer to his prayers. “I don’t want to sound greedy or anything, but when you say ‘real money,’ how much are you talking about?”
Patrick smiled. “Most weeks, the wait staff clears a couple of grand each week.”
Parker was very surprised by this. “No shit,” he whispered. “Poot, this is unbelievable, man! Thanks!”
“My pleasure, bro, but you need to do a good job, right? I know that you will, but you need to know that I’m putting my rep on the line for you, ok? So, please, make me look good, alright?”
“Are you kidding, Poot? I’ll make you look great, and I’ll make you proud!”
Their food arrived and they dug in and spoke about other things while they ate, but the possibility of an income this lucrative kept returning to Parker’s psyche.
“Are you serious about the kind of money I can make at the club?” He finally asked.
Pootie nodded and smiled. “Absolutely, Park. Most of the girls on the wait staff make over a hundred grand a year. Some do better than that.”
Parker shook his head in disbelief. Then, something occurred to him. “You said ‘girls.’ Am I the only guy who’ll be waiting tables?”
Patrick smile a strangely feminine smile and said, “Don’t worry, Park. See, not all of the wait staff are girls, but all the girls are guys, if you get my drift.”
“Oh…” Parker considered that for a moment. He’d never had a problem with gay people in the past, but he’d had limited exposure to either cross dressing or transgendered people. So, what. To each his own. He just had a couple more questions, though. “But, some do dress as guys, too, right?”
“Oh, Yeah,” Pootie reassured his brother. “A couple of them. You’ll see tonight. Look, Park, don’t get stressed. The bar-back job is yours. If you don’t want to wait tables, that’s fine. Just talk to the wait staff and make up your own mind. Like I said, though, the bar-back job is pocket change compared to waiting tables. You can make up your own mind.”
Parker nodded, then smiled and asked, “Just out of curiosity, Poot, if the waiters make a hundred grand a year, how much do you make?”
Patrick smiled, glanced around the bakery and leaned forward as he whispered, “More. Lots more.”
“Hey, Liv,” Justine called to Olivia as she was typing a patient update into a computer, “you have a phone call.” Justine held up a receiver and shook it towards her colleague.
Olivia picked up a phone near her and pushed the button next to the flashing icon. “Hello, this is Olivia. Can I help you?”
Through the phone, a woman’s voice said, “Hello, Ms Corbet, this is Ellen from the Town Hall. We’ve been trying to reach you through the number we have on file, but it appears that your number has been disconnected.”
Damnit! The land line had been provided through the cable company and when they cancelled the cable a couple of months ago, that shut off their land line, too. Obviously, they had neglected to notify the town hall and to give them one of their cell phone numbers.
“Oh, hi, Ellen. Sorry. We shut off our land line. I can give you a mobile number if you need that.”
“That’s ok, Ms Corbet,” the woman assured her. “I’m actually calling because we know that your husband is caught up in the strike at Allegro and we’re trying to be as patient as possible, but we have not received the excise tax on either of your vehicles nor have we received any payment on your water bill. I’m afraid that, if we don’t receive some kind of a payment as a substantial down payment towards resolving these issues in the next ten days, we will have no choice but to notify the Registry of motor Vehicles about the excise taxes and, I am very sorry to say, we will have to shut off your water.”
Olivia leaned forward on the desk and rested her forehead on the fist she made with her right hand. She sighed into the phone and said, “Look, Ellen, I understand that we’re getting behind, but the strike can’t last forever and we’ll be happy to pay back everything as soon as we can. It’s just that, at the moment, we’re stretched to the limit.”
“I understand, Ms Corbet, and believe me, I hate making these phone calls, but the town is demanding these payments and there’s nothing I can do about it. I am sorry.”
Olivia was oblivious to the tears that were rolling down her cheeks at this point. “Alright, Ellen. Ten days, right?”
“Yes, ma’m.”
“Ok. I’ll figure it out and get back to you.”
“Great, Ms Corbet. Thank you, and I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news.”
“That’s ok, Ellen, thank you.” Olivia hung up the receiver without raising her head. God, they were calling her at work, now. How did her happy life become such a crappy mess? Suddenly, she was sobbing without control. Things had to change.
It was just past 2:00 in the afternoon as Patrick lead Parker to the door of The El Camino. Olivia had told him that it was a nice place, but he didn’t realize that it was quite as fancy as it was. The exterior was reminiscent of a Vegas hotel, with bright marquees, lots of gold colored metal and names of comedians, magicians and singers who would be appearing in the near future. There was also a picture of the cast of the in-house cabaret cast which featured Pootie at the center. Wow. He was obviously a star, or at least he was here. Parker had no idea.
Patrick stopped with his hand on the door. “Ok, bro. Welcome to my world. Please, don’t embarrass me.”
Parker furrowed his brow in confusion as he followed Pootie into the club. How could he embarrass him?
There was a great deal of activity going on near the huge bar that took up all of one wall. “Come on,” Pootie whispered. “I’ll introduce you to Regina. You’ll be answering to her while you’re working in the bar area.”
As they approached the bar, Parker noticed a distinct change in Patrick’s behavior. His stride became more theatrical and his hands took on a much more feminine demeanor. He swished his way to the rail and shouted in a higher and much more girlish manner to the bar tender. “Regina! Regina!”
A handsome man stood straight and glanced around before finding Patrick waving in the half-darkness of the club.
“What the eff, girl,” the man screamed in a shockingly womanly manner as he moved towards the brothers. “It’s only two o’clock. I never see you before five! What’s up?”
The two men leaned over the bar and kissed each other’s cheeks.
“Reggie,” Patrick said, his hands flailing in exaggerated gestures, “this is my baby brother, Parker. He’s going to be backing for you for a few days.”
“OH, MY GOD!” The man’s enthusiasm seemed a bit overdone, but he climbed over the bar and hugged Parker tightly. “He’s adorable, Pootie! Like a smaller version of you - my favorite girl! Oh, sweetie,” he said to Parker, “I just love your sister! We all love her here!”
Parker looked confused. “Sister?”
The man stepped back and put his hand to his mouth in an expression of extreme sympathy. “Oh, honey, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were straight. I’m so sorry.”
Parker gave a small, nervous laugh. “You’re sorry that I’m straight?”
“Oh, well, no, dearie,” Reggie explained, “I’m just sorry that I came on so strong. See, we’re all a little… well, flamboyant, I guess, when we’re together. You’ll get used to it.”
Another nervous laugh escaped Parker as he said, “I guess so.”
Reggie gave Patrick a sly smile. “I guess that explains why you look like a housewife going grocery shopping instead of your usual, fabulous self. Hmm, Pootie?”
“Oh shut up, you bitch,” Patrick slid his arm through Parker’s and led him away from the bar. “I’m going to show Parker around first, then, after we’ve had a little heart to heart, I’ll send him back to you so you can train him appropriately.”
“Is everything ok, Liv?” Justine sat down next to her and handed her a tissue.
“Thanks,” Olivia forced a smile as she looked around to see who else may have seen her crying. Luckily, no one was around. “I’m sorry, Justine. I’m just at my wits’ end with this strike and everything. That call was about our taxes and water bill. Parker is starting a new job today, but I doubt that it’s going to pay much and… well… it’s all just really getting to me.”
“I know, Liv,” Justine rubbed her friend’s shoulders. “My brother works in the shipping department at Allegro and he’s having a rough time, too. In fact, his wife left him last weekend. She just up and took the kids and left. Can you imagine that?”
“Actually, Yeah, I can. Don’t get me wrong, Justine. I love Park and I don’t want to leave him, but I can’t carry this whole load by myself. I hope that this job works out. Even a little money is better than none.”
“I know, I know. Keep looking at the bright side, though, Liv. You and Parker love each other and he has taken over everything at home right? I mean, he does understand that he has to pitch in. It’s just that there aren’t any good jobs around because of the strike.”
Olivia chuckled and dabbed her wet eyes. “You’re right, I know. In fact, Parker has become quite the little homemaker. If he does get this job, I’m going to miss the clean house, pressed laundry and home made dinners. I’ve enjoyed have a little-woman around to take care of me.”
Now, Justine laughed. “You’d better watch they ‘little’ talk around Parker. I know his sensitive about his height.”
Finally, through the tears, Olivia smiled broadly. “I know, but he lets me tease him. I call him my little guy all the time. He’s fine with it, as long as it’s just us.”
“Well, maybe, if you’re lucky, your little guy will be your little bread winner, again, soon.”
“Boy, that would be nice, but, you know, I always made more money than Park. Not a lot more, but always a little more. Hopefully, things will get back to normal, soon.”
“And this is my dressing room,” Patrick said as he finished Parker’s tour of The El Camino.
All the doors around had name-plates on them that all read, ‘Dressing Room 1,’ or ‘Dressing Room 4,’ except Patrick’s. His name plate just read , “Pootie.” “Wow, you’ve got your name on the door, Poot. Looks like you’re really a star around here.”
Patrick smiled and laughed. “Don’t fool yourself little brother – I’m a star everywhere. It’s just that not everyone knows it.” He opened the door and invited Parker in.
The dressing room was actually fairly large with an impressive, lighted vanity area for doing makeup and hair and there were two large racks filled with costumes – one was filled with suits and tuxedos, the other was filled with dresses and gowns. Parker also noticed that there were a lot of wigs on a shelf near the vanity.
“What do you think?” Patrick asked as he posed and indicated the garments and accoutrements as if he were a spoke's on a game show.
“Nice.” He was trying to be as supportive as possible, but he was a little confused by the feminine items.
“Sit with me for a moment,” Patrick plopped into a loveseat, legs folded tightly at the knees, and he tapped the seat next to him, inviting Parker to sit, too.
“Ok, so there’s some things I need to tell you before the show.”
Parker nodded.
“Well, first is that part of my show involves impersonating some of the great women of show business, as in I dress up and perform as a woman. Does that bother you?”
Parker’s eyes opened a bit and he glanced at the clothes around him. “No, I guess not. Have you been a drag queen long?”
“I am most certainly not a ‘drag queen!’” Patrick waved away the accusation. “I am a female impersonator. I am not an exaggerated cartoon of a woman, I am a salute to all the great women of show business. I salute Lady Gaga, and Bette Midler, and Barbara Streisand… and as you’ve said, I am a star, and I am a star because I do it well, Park. Very, very well. You’ll see. You’ll like it.”
Parker nodded. He hadn’t meant to hurt Pootie’s feelings. “Cool,” was all he could think to say. Then he looked at his brother’s face, so much like his own, but it was definitely a lot smoother and his eye brows had been very well sculpted, too. “So, how long have you been doing this impersonation act?”
“Oh, baby, I’ve been doing it for years. I never discussed it with you, but if you’d ever bothered to come to my show, you’d have known.”
He had a point. Parker wasn’t a fan of bars, at all, and he had intentionally avoided coming to this one for years.
“Are you ok with this?” Patrick took his brother’s hand and looked at him as if he suddenly needed approval from him.
“Ok with this? Sure I am, Poot. You can do whatever you want and I’ll always support it. You know that.”
Patrick relaxed a bit, then tensed right up again. “That means a lot to me, Park, because there’s something else, too.”
Patrick sat a little straighter, took a deep breath and pulled his Harvard sweatshirt up over his head.
Parker stared in shock at his big brother who was sitting on the other end of the couch, shirtless, but wearing a simple, lace trimmed bra. He might have shrugged that off, but in the cups of the bra were two perky, moderately sized breasts. Actual breasts! There was nothing at all artificial about them. They were as real as Olivia’s, but they were on his brother’s chest. It startled him so much that he jumped to his feet. “Jesus Christ, Pootie, What the hell are those!?”
“What do you mean?” Patrick looked at his bra and breasts. “They’re breasts, Park. You’ve seen breasts before.”
“Yeah, but not on you, Poot! When did you do this to yourself!?”
“Oh, let’s see… ummm… I had them done in September of last year, so…” he counted on his fingers, “… I guess about eight months ago. They’re nice, right.”
Parker took a breath and composed himself. He knew he was sounding judgmental and he didn’t want to. “Yeah, Poot, they’re nice, I guess, but… why? Are you going to transition, or what?”
“No, silly,” he laughed. “It’s for the show. I used to wear stick on breasts, but they were giving me terrible rashes, so I made a business investment. I like ‘em. So does Vincent.”
Vincent was Patrick’s boyfriend. They’d been together for ages, but there didn’t seem to be a wedding in the near future.
“Really?”
“Yeah, and I’m surprised as to how sensitive the doctor made them. Seriously, I can come without even having my cock touched. Just having Vincent’s tongue on these nipples and, oh, my God, Park, it’s like I’m ready to shoot in seconds. Of course, I’ve always been happy to be the bottom partner, but this is a whole different thing…”
“Poot, please, I don’t need to here all of this!” Parker held up his hands in the universal gesture of ‘stop.’
“Oh, Sorry,” Patrick laughed. “I forget how squeamish straights can be about gay sex.”
“It has nothing to do with gay sex, Poot. I wouldn’t want to hear this stuff from my straight friends, either.”
Patrick stood and faced his brother. “But, you’re ok with this, right?”
“Yeah, I guess. I mean, I admit I am confused, but if it’s what you want, then I’m fine with it.”
“Oh, Park, that’s sweet,” Patrick smiled and hugged Parker tightly. Parker could not help but notice that the breasts felt very real and oddly nice.
“You should know,” Patrick said as he released Parker, “that you’re going to see a few other guys with this kind of augmentation working here. Some of the chorus girls and some of the wait staff have them, too. I thought it would be best for you to see mine first so you weren’t too astonished while you were working.”
Mentally, the work of a bar-back was not very challenging – keep the shelves filled.
Physically, the work was a bit more challenging. It had been a while since Parker had had to haul heavy boxes around and by ten that evening, he was already getting tired.
“You’re going to have to get used to the lifting and hustling those boxes if you’re going to be working behind the bar,” Justine teased.
“I’ll get used to it,” Parker nodded and wiped the perspiration from his brow.
Dressed in a tight, little, black dress with a wildly bright red wig, Justine was made up as a very attractive, if a bit trampy, woman – not unlike many of the female bartenders Parker had encountered throughout his limited experience in bars.
“Are you Parker?” A woman in her late thirties, with bobbed, dark hair and large glasses called over the bar.
“I am,” he responded and extended a hand which the woman gripped firmly and shook.
“I’m Kate, Parker. I own the club. How’s Your first night going?”
“Good, I guess,” he smiled at his new boss.
“I told him, Kate,” Justine interrupted, “that he needs to do some exercising before the weekend if he’s going to survive. I told him that this is a busy night for a Tuesday, but it’s nothing like it’s going to be on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.”
Kate smiled at her bartender, then at Parker. “Look, the headliners will be on in fifteen minutes or so and I think Justine can spare you for a few moments so that we can talk. Would you come into the office for a moment so I can have you sign your tax forms, etc?”
“Oh, Yeah, sure,” Parker hustled around the end of the bar and followed Kate to her office where she had his tax forms placed on a side table, along with a pen, so that he could sign them.
When he was done, Kate asked him to sit and she said, “Pootie tells me that you and your wife have had a tough time of it because of the strike at Allegro, huh?”
“Yeah, we have, but this is going to help a lot. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to make some money, Kate. I really appreciate it.”
She smiled and waved away the need to be thanked. “I don’t know if you’re aware of it or not, but Pootie is a pretty big deal around here. When I bought this place, it was a pretty seedy dinner theater with a second class cabaret. Pootie was the star and he did some great singing, a little dancing and some stand-up. The problem was, no one was even close to his level of talent. The first thing I did was work with Pootie to get some first rate talent in here and renovate the place to attract a higher class of clientele. Pootie found the whole cast, wrote and directed the show, the became the amazing female impersonator who will be coming on in a few minutes. Have you ever seen him perform?”
Parker admitted that he hadn’t and that he was looking forward to see the show tonight.
“Before I let you go,” Kate said, “I would like to ask you a few questions just to be sure we’re both on the same page.”
“Sure.”
“Question one, Pootie says that you’d be interested in being a waiter because of the increase in pay. Is that correct?”
“It is, Kate. I need money – as much as I can make, as quickly as I can make it. I’m really falling behind on my bills.”
Kate wrote a note to herself and nodded.
“The thing is though,” Parker said, hesitantly, “I’m not a cross dresser, or anything, so… well, as much as I need to make money, I’m not really comfortable about waiting tables as a woman. Could I be a waiter? You know, a guy waiter?”
Kate chuckled. “Yes, of course. The wait staff who dress make about thirty percent more in tips, but I’d never force anyone to dress if he didn’t want to.”
“Oh, ok, great. Then, yes, I would like to be a waiter.”
“Ok, second question, what did you do at Allegro?”
“I was an accountant. Department head, in fact.”
“Really?” Kate wrote another note. “If I had some accounting work here, would you be interested in some extra money?”
“Sure! I’d be very happy to help out if I can.”
“Ok, great. Last question. Do you sing?”
Parker was surprised by the question. “No. Not really. I mean, I was in the chorus and a rock band in high school, but that’s about it. Nothing serious. Why?”
She smiled. “No reason, really. Well, you see, Pootie is a great singer and I just thought that if you sang, too, you may want to get on stage as well. You know – a brother act.”
He shook his head. “like The Jonas Brothers, Huh?”
“Sure,” Kate laughed, “or Donnie and Marie.”
That made Parker laugh harder. He stood and turned to leave, but as he turned the door knob, Kate stopped him by asking, “How far behind are you on your bills.”
It seemed like a pretty personal question, but what the heck, there was no reason to not be honest with Kate.
“Well, it’s pretty bad. I’ve got ten days to come up with a down payment towards my missed car payments or they’ll repossess my car. I’m going to run out of heating oil any day. We haven’t had cable or internet in the house for a month… it’s pretty bad.”
Kate considered that, then said, “Look, I’m going to loan you some money against your first few pay checks. How does that sound?”
“Oh… no… Kate, I’ll pull my own weight…”
“Damned right you will,” she joked as she wrote the check. “I’ll give you fifteen hundred dollars now, and I’ll withhold five hundred from each of your first three paychecks to pay it back. How does that sound?”
His masculine pride wanted to say, ‘No, Kate. I can handle this,’ but he needed that money, badly. So, instead, he said, “Kate… that’s awfully generous of you. I don’t know how to thank you.”
She tore the check from the book, stood and handed it to Parker. “You can thank me by doing a great job and, just so you know, I don’t do this for just anybody. I’m doing this because you’re Pootie’s little brother and I both love Pootie and owe him everything. If helping you helps Pootie, the it’s a good investment.”
Parker took the check and swallowed his pride at the same time. He already owed Patrick for getting him this job. This was just too much. He never expected so much good will from the people at The El Camino. “Thank you, Kate.” Parker looked at the check which represented more money than he’d held in several months and he felt as if he was going to cry with relief. “I can’t… Well… thank you.”
“You’re very welcome,” she smiled as some Vegas-style music began to play in the showroom. “You’d better get back out onto the floor if you want to see Pootie’s act.”
Parker suddenly noticed that music was playing. “Oh, Yeah, ok. Thanks again.”
Olivia sighed as she picked up the little pile of mail beneath the slot in their front door. Each letter was a bill and several were final demands on credit cards that belonged to Parker. FINAL NOTICE written all in caps across the envelopes. It was bad enough that they had to go through all of this, but was it necessary to let the mailman know that they were having problems?
It was nearly eleven and Parker wouldn’t be home till at least two the next morning. She wanted to hear about his night, but wasn’t going to wait up. If she heard him come in she’d ask about things, otherwise, they’d talk tomorrow.
She trudged up to their bedroom and took off her dirty scrubs, exhausted and fed up by all of these money issues. She couldn’t live like this, anymore. Tomorrow, she and Parker needed to have a serious conversation. She turned on the shower and let it run while she brushed her teeth. Then she stepped into the spray and let out a shriek as the ice cold water hit her tender skin.
Parker had not made it back behind the bar. He stood in amazement through Pootie’s entire show. He could not believe that was his brother on the stage – the same young, tough guy, bully who’d been the terror of their neighborhood growing up. The same quiet, twenty-something, gay man, who’d sat quietly for hours, reading and highlighting passages of poetry to show to Vincent. How could either of these people possibly be this beautiful, feminine performer who was so funny and sang so beautifully that the hundred and fifty or so people at The El Camino sat spellbound for more than an hour. Patrick was unbelievable! And when the restaurant closed for the night at 1:00am, Parker gave his brother a huge hug and congratulated him over and over on his amazing performance.
When the kitchen and bar were cleaned and ready for the next day, everyone, the kitchen staff, the wait staff, the actors, the dancers, the musicians, even Kate, all sat down together and had a drink. Some had beer or wine, others soft drinks, others, like Parker, water, and they chatted away about everything and nothing for about forty five minutes. It was a wonderful way to end a busy day and when Parker left that night, he felt like he was a part of something wonderful. Something creative and exciting. He’d always loved accounting, but something told him that this was the life for him.
Olivia couldn’t sleep. She was too angry. Too disgusted. Too revved up. It was nearly 2:30. Where the Hell was Parker?
Just then, she heard the back door open and close again. Parker had entered quietly and he’d taken off his shoes so he’d tread lightly when he entered their bedroom.
As he approached their master lavatory, Olivia turned on her nightstand light.
“Oh, Hey,” Parker smiled. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to wake you…”
“You can’t wake someone who can’t sleep, Park. Where have you been?”
“Been? I’ve been at work. I took the job like you wanted me too.”
“Oh, good for you,” Olivia’s anger was oblivious to Parker, but he couldn’t figure out what had triggered it. “Tell you what, Parker, Why don’t you take a nice warm, relaxing shower before you go to bed.”
He glanced towards the lavatory door. “Um, no thanks. I’ll take one in the mornin…”
“NO YOU WON’T PARKER! YOU WON’T TAKE A NICE WARM SHOWER IN THE MORNING, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?”
Before he could answer, Olivia continued, “BECAUSE THERE’S NO HOT WATER, PARKER! THAT’S WHY! THERE’S NO GODDAMNED HOT WATER!”
Shit! So close, but he didn’t quit succeed.
“I’m sorry, Liv. Really, I am, but I can order some in the morning.”
“GREAT, PARKER! AND WHAT WILL YOU USE TO PAY FOR THAT? A CREDIT CARD? I GOT LETTERS FROM BOTH OF YOUR CARD COMPANIES TODAY. YOU’RE MAXED OUT, PARKER. NO CREDIT AT ALL!”
“I know, Liv, but look.” He took out his wallet and handed her the check that Kate had given him. “That’s fifteen hundred, Liv. And look!” He held up a wad of small bills that he pulled from his pocket. “I got a share of the bar tips. A hundred and forty three dollars. Not bad for a Tuesday night, huh?”
Olivia stared at the check in her hands and the cash in Parker’s and whispered, “Oh, Park. This is… this is great! How did you make so much in one night?”
Parker explained it all. “So, I’ll get up early, deposit the check and call the oil company. I figure, three hundred for oil, two hundred or so to the utilities company and maybe six hundred for the car loan and we’re good till I paid again on Saturday. That’s all good news, right?”
All the stress and anger of the last few days left Olivia’s body all at once. They were going to be ok! Thank God!
“Hey,” Parker asked, “Are you crying?”
Olivia felt her cheek. “I guess I am.” She stood and hugged Parker. She was barefoot and wearing a pale green, loose fitting, nylon nightie. Parker had never seen a woman more beautiful. She put her arms around his shoulders and pulled his head to her shoulders. He wrapped his hands around her lower back and breathed her in. He loved being hugged by this tall, strong woman.
“I love you, Liv,” he said, never meaning it more.
“I love you, too, Park.” She leaned his head back and gave him a long, firm, commanding kiss. “Come on to bed, baby. This calls for a celebration.”
“Are you sure you can’t sing or dance or anything?” Kate asked as they all sat around the tables after the the club closed on Saturday night – well, actually, Sunday morning.
“He can sing, just fine,” Pootie teased, sitting with his hair in wig-cap, his stage makeup looking a bit garish in the bright lights that came on after the crowds left. “He’s just scared to try, again.”
The people around the table started making clucking noises, indicating that Parker was ‘a chicken.’
He laughed at that. “I sang in chorus and in a garage band when I was in high school, but that was a while ago. Patrick can have the spotlight. I’m satisfied waiting tables. And thank you for letting me start doing that so quickly, Kate.” He held up his glass of cranberry juice in a toast to his boss.
She held up her flute of champagne to return the toast. “You’re a natural, Parker. Keep up the good work.”
One of the male-waitresses sitting cross legged next to Parker and wearing a very revealing white blouse over a very short, but loose fitting black skirt, the typical uniform for the ‘female’ wait staff, looked around and said, “Wait. Who’s Patrick.”
Patrick looked as if he’d been wounded by the sound of someone other than Parker saying his real name. “Argh!” He moan as if in unbelievable agony. “Regrettably, I am Patrick. What an awful name, I know, but my mother was not thinking of style when she saddled me with it.”
Everyone laughed at his theatricality.
“I think it’s a great name,” the waitress said. “Where did ‘Pootie’ come from?”
Patrick told the family story that laid the blame for his name on Parker, prompting everyone to laugh, again.
“I still say it’s too bad, though,” the waitress continued. “I mean, like Kate says, you two would make a great sister act.”
“Not happening,” Parker laughed.
“Well, you should at least consider dressing to wait tables,” the waitress said. “You’d make a lot more money, baby. I’m telling you the truth. The first week that I wore a skirt, my sales and tips increased by thirty percent or more. That was the best decision of my life!”
“She’s telling you the truth,” said the only other waiter, besides Parker, who wore slacks contributed. “I could never pull it off, myself. I’m six-one and weigh two-thirty-five, but you’re small, Parker. You could make a yit-load more money if you did decide to do it en-femme.”
“Oh, Yeah!” another waitress clapped her hands. “And you’re so small that could buy right off the rack, too! You should definitely do it, Parker! You’d look so cute! Like a little Pootie!”
“I don’t think so,” Parker laughed at the playful jibes of his coworkers. “I’m a married man, you know.”
“So am I,” said two waitresses, in unison.
“Yeah,” Parker laughed, “But I’m married to a woman.”
“So am I,” replied the same two men, again in unison, causing more laughter.
“Seriously,” one of the two men said, with just a hint of the effeminate tone he used when working, “it’s really worth the extra money.”
“My wife doesn’t mind at all,” the other waitress said. “In fact, she’s kind of into it – especially in bed!”
More laughter.
“Well, I don’t think that Livy would like it,” Parker laughed with the rest of them.
“You never know,” said Kate.
“What size are you?” asked another waitress.
“Size?” Parker shrugged. “I don’t know. I mean, I’ve got a twenty-five inch waist…”
This was greeted with a huge, shocked intake of air by all the waitresses.
“That’s a size four, you bitch,” one cried out and slapped Parker’s shoulder with a loose wristed slap.
“Come with me,” one of the married waitresses said. “I want to see something.”
Olivia heard the back door open and close. She’d worked another late shift and had been in bed an hour already, but she wanted to ask Parker how his first Saturday of waiting tables had gone. Thank heavens he’d found a job! She just hoped that he could keep it and that it wasn’t making him miserable.
She heard him at his bureau, setting his watch and phone on their chargers. She heard him undressing and pulling on a tee shirt to sleep in. Then she heard him tiptoe to his side of the bed and she felt him climb in, his warm, slender body laying just inches from hers.
“How’d it go?” She whispered.
“Oh, I’m sorry, Liv. I didn’t mean to wake you.”
“You didn’t. I’ve been listening for you. How was your first Saturday night waiting tables?”
“It was fine. Actually, I kind of enjoyed it. I liked interacting with the people, I didn’t have any problem keeping the orders straight, the kitchen was on top of everything, no complaints, and I made over four hundred dollars in tips. All in all, a really good night.”
Olivia rolled over and looked at the dark silhouette of her husband laying next to him. She laid her hand on his chest and said, “That’s great, Park. I’m so glad that things are working out.”
“Me too, Liv, and it’s kinda great to see Poot all the time. He’s unbelievable on stage. You should see him.”
“I have, Park. He sang at that bachelorette party I went to last year. I told you he was great.” Her hand circled his chest, softly.
“I should have listened.”
Olivia’s hand slid to the waistband of his boxers and gentle lifted it. She slide a little further down and began playing with his pubic hair. Parker let out a contented sigh. It all felt nice and he was still relieved to have put his money problems behind him, at least for now.
As her hand gently wrapped around the shaft of his penis, Olivia pulled herself up onto an elbow and moved closer. “Does that feel nice?” She whispered.
“It feels great.” She could hear the smile in his voice and she felt him slide closer, his arm moving under hers and wrapping around her back.
Olivia lowered his boxers as she shook her hair from her face and she lowered herself to his chest, where she gently licked and nibbled his nearly nonexistent nipples. He reacted by raising his chest to help her gain access.
As she continued, she rolled half onto him and now used the soft, silky material of her loose fitting nightgown to wrap his penis, which she continued to massage through the 7soft, feminine material. Parker always enjoyed this treatment.
She felt him hardening and she was going to move to take the dominant position, but she wanted a kiss first. “Kiss me,” She whispered and she lowered her head towards his mouth.
He raised his head to meet her part way and their lips joined in a tender touch, but… something wasn’t right. Olivia pulled back. Her hand remained on his manhood, but her head was raised above his.
“What’s the matter,” Parker asked.
She lowered her head to kiss him again, but the same problem persisted.
“Park?” She asked. “Are you…?”
Parker was confused. “Am I What?”
She pulled away from him and turned to turn on the light. When she looked at her husband, she was shocked. She sat up and scowled at him.
“What?” He asked.
“Parker Corbet,” Olivia was flabbergasted, “Why are you wearing makeup?”
Parker’s hands shot to his face. “Oh, shit, Livy. I’m sorry.” He sat up and looked at her apologetically. “I forgot to wash it off. Sorry.”
“Wash it off? Parker… I don’t understand. Why are you wearing makeup in the first place?”
“Ok, just relax, Livy, and let me explain.” He gave a quick summary of the conversation he’d had after work and the way that the others on the wait staff were encouraging him to start dressing as a woman to increase his income. “They were just clowning around, Liv. We were all tired and silly and they wanted to show me how I’d look if I were to become a waitress. It was just a little fooling around. I’m sorry. I was so tired, I just forget to wash it off before I left.”
Olivia had calmed down and saw a little humor in the situation. She knew that Patrick did a female impersonation act and that some of the wait staff were men in drag, but Parker had always had a bit of a Napoleon complex. He was very sensitive about his slender, five foot four inch frame and he always tried to assert his masculinity when they were out in public. In the bedroom, due to her bigger size, Olivia had always taken the dominant role, but that had just sort of evolved and, since they both enjoyed their sex life, neither gave it much thought.
“Did you wear a dress, or anything?” She asked.
“No,” Parker laughed. “One of the guys put his long wig on me, but that’s as far as it went.”
Olivia was disappointed when Parker told her that he hadn’t taken any pictures. She was uncharacteristically curious about how he would have looked.
“Just give me a second,” Parker said. “I’ll go wash it off.”
“No, wait,” Olivia said, a little too quickly, “kiss me again.” She leaned over him as he sat against the headboard and she kissed him softly, gently biting his lip as the kiss ended.
She giggled a little. “I never kissed someone wearing lipstick before.”
She kissed him, again. A little more aggressively. “I kinda like it,” she said before kissing him a third time, this time thrusting her tongue deeply into his mouth.
Parker threw his arms around the suddenly strong shoulders of his aggressively amorous wife. As she searched his mouth with her tongue, she maneuvered his boxers down his legs and over his feet, leaving him in just a loose, slightly too large tee shirt.
She gripped his penis, which had gone a bit soft, with the strength of a vice, and Parker’s body responded with a shudder of a little pain, a little fear, a little acceptance and a lot of desire to be taken by this woman – and she sensed that in a way she’d never sensed it before.
“Shh, I’m sorry,” she whispered. “I won’t hurt you.”
To prove that, she again encased his tool in her silky night gown. She worked him with a firm gentleness as she felt his will fade and her power increase.
After kissing his lips until they ached and nibbling his ears and kissing his neck with so much enthusiasm that he could barely breathe, she knelt up and looked at her made-up husband. His lipstick was smeared by her manhandling of him, but that just made him cuter, and the big, yellow tee shirt he wore looked like a nightie on him. Something was happening to her. Something she never thought she had inside her was not just rising to the surface, it was exploding her from within. She was awash with a manly desire to take this girlish image before her.
She reached down and lifted the hem of his shirt, guiding it gently over his head as she removed it. She was almost disappointed to see a flat, boyish chest revealed. Part of her had hoped that he’d have somehow grown pert, girlish breasts – not womanly ones like hers, but small, girlish buds that she could encourage by sucking and nibbling them to maturity.
Surprised that Olivia had stopped, Parker tried to catch his breath and asked, “What?”
She smiled back at him and she smiled with manly desire. “You’re beautiful,” she smiled.
He smiled back and replied with a breathless whisper of his own. “Thanks.”
Quickly, Olivia pulled her gossamer, blousy, baby blue nightgown free of her knees, then over her head. She knelt above her husband, powerful, ready to take him, to use him, to conquer him.
“Sit up,” She whispered and when he did, she slipped the soft nightie over his head, helping him to raise his little bottom up so she could pull it past and beyond so that it reached all the way past his pretty little knees. The garment was still warm from her body heat and Parker could smell her scent in the material – lavender and vanilla from her body wash and the strawberry of her shampoo.
She sat back on her heels and took in the sight. His feminine face made up prettily, but with the smeared lipstick indicating that there was nothing virginal about this little beauty. His small, but long neck, led to a small, thin body that was clad in a white lace, v-neck that trimmed the feminine, blue garment. If she’d had a penis, she knew that it would have been as hard as a rock.
She climbed over him and settled her knees in his armpits, raising herself and steadying herself on the headboard, forcing her womanhood into his face. “Eat me, please,” and he did. He’d only done this a few times before, but this time he did it with aplomb. His tongue was gentle and forceful and playful and exciting and she shook with excitement as she came and came and came again.
Finally satiated, she climbed off the bed and stood beside the bed, becoming excited all over again by the site of the feminine body in her bed, waiting for her to take him.
She raised his knees, spread his legs and climbed into the space in between. Feeling suddenly empowered, she decided to try something that she’d never done before, but she’d learned about in nursing school. She reached for her pillow, then raised Parker’s rear and tucked the pillow beneath. Then, slowly and gently, she began inserting first one, then two, then three fingers into his anus, searching for his prostate.
Parker let out shocked, joyous noises as she maneuvered her fingers, and eventually her fist, in and out of her husband. She knew that something very important had changed in their relationship. She knew that he was now hers in a very new and very different way.
And there it was. She felt it and she saw it in his reaction. He’d never felt this way before – far beyond vulnerable and with no sense of his old self left. He was new and he had needs that he’d never known before. He needed to be Olivia’s. To be hers completely, totally and in all ways imaginable. He was a teenaged girl experiencing sex for the first time. He was a housewife having an affair and experiencing the wonders of a strange man’s huge organ. He was a princess being deflowered. He was hers, now and forever.
He began to quiver as she tickled him, deep within himself. His body tensed and Olivia knew that his acquiescence to her manipulations was about to manifest itself in an ejaculation, so she gently moved the nightie away from his groin and lowered her lips to the stiff, quaking organ. She kissed its tip and gave its shaft a soft lick before devouring it just as it sprayed rope after rope into her mouth.
She removed her hand from his bottom, but held his penis in her mouth until it was small and soft again. Then, she slipped her lips from him, raised herself to his painted lips and kissed him, deeply, forcing her ejaculate-covered tongue far into his mouth and filling it with her tongue and his seed.
Now she sat back and gazed at her nymph like partner. She’d penetrated him. She’d made him swallow ejaculate. She was suddenly strong and in control and she liked that – a lot.
“Oh, my God, Liv…” Parker began to speak, but she interrupted him with a ‘Shh,’ as she reached for a tissue from the nightstand and she wiped his penis dry. Her touch was in no way the touch of a professional nurse. It was the gentle, maternal touch of a loving woman, but it was also the touch of a paternal husband who was just taking care of the situation.
Once the area was clean and dry, she lowered the nightgown back around his knees. “Come with me,” she said in a quiet, decisive voice, “and I’ll help you wash off your makeup.”
She stood and helped him up. As he began to gather the nightie together in preparation to pull it over his head, she gently removed the silky material from his grip and said, “I want you to wear that tonight.”
“Yeah?” Parker asked.
“Yeah,” she nodded. “I like it on you.” She hugged him to her naked breasts. “You like it too, don’t you?”
He looked down at the garment, so different from anything he’d ever worn before. “It feels nice.”
She smiled. “It would feel even better if you didn’t have all that hair on your arms and legs. We’ll talk about that, tomorrow…”
To Be Continued...
It was after two in the afternoon on Sunday when Parker woke. He'd always been an early riser and he hadn't really gotten the hang of his new schedule. He glanced to the other side of the bed and saw that Olivia was already gone. With a contented sigh, he pushed back the bed covers and sat up, immediately aware of his clothing. The lace trim of the baby blue nightgown played around his chest as the oversized garment ballooned, then settled around him, causing him to chuckle at the silliness of how he'd appear to a stranger.
At the foot of the bed, where he always placed his robe, he found a bed jacket that matched the nightie Olivia had dressed him in. As silly as it seemed to wear it, the idea of appearing before Olivia wearing it seemed playful, in a sexy way, so he pulled it on and tied off the belt.
When he began to walk, he felt an odd, slightly sore sensation coming from his rear end. When he stopped at the master lavatory to deal with relieving himself, shaving and brushing his teeth, each movement seemed to pull against the irritated area in his fanny. It was an odd and uncomfortable feeling, but it reminded him of the greatest sexual feeling he'd ever had in his life, and even though the thought of what Livy had done to him in order for him to achieve those feelings caused him a little embarrassment, he longed to repeat that feeling sometime soon.
Before leaving the bathroom, he brushed his shaggy hair and looked at himself in the mirror. Actually, he didn't look as silly as he'd expected. "Well," he muttered to his reflection, "aren't you a pretty little thing?" He smiled at how weird the last week had been. He checked his appearance once more, then he headed downstairs to see Livy.
Everything was quiet, though. "Liv?" he called. "Livy? Are you here?"
Silence.
He looked out the window and saw that her car was gone, so he returned to the bedroom to, with just a bit of reluctance, change.
Boxers, gym shorts and a tee shirt donned, the nightie folded and placed beneath Olivia's pillow and her bed coat hung in the closet, Parker finally picked up his phone from the charger. That's when he saw Olivia's texts.
The first one read:
'I WOKE UP AT 9. YOU WERE STILL ASLEEP AT 11 SO I RAN OUT TO DO SOME SHOPPING. I MIGHT BE A FEW HOURS, BUT ILL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.'
The second one, sent at 12:30 that afternoon read:
'I'LL BE HOME BY 3 OR 3:15. WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE WITH OUR BILLS AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT TO DINNER IN MONTHS. LET'S TRY THAT NEW PLACE OUT IN LEICESTER TONIGHT. SEE YOU SOON. LOVE YOU.'
Parker shrugged as he texted back, 'SOUNDS GOOD. SHOULD I CALL FOR A RESERVATION?'
Within seconds, Olivia texted back, 'I DID ALREADY. DINNER AT 7. LEAVING HOUSE AROUND 6:15. ON MY WAY HOME. BE THERE IN 30 MINS.'
Well, so much for a lazy day in shorts, but it would be worth putting on a shirt and tie to have a nice meal and a night out with Liv. Last Tuesday, before he'd met with Pootie, Parker had been scared that he and Livy were headed for a separation until the strike was over. All that had disappeared with the job at The El Camino and last night had been... well... insightful, to say the least.
"Park! I'm home!" Olivia called as she entered from the garage door into the kitchen. She could hear the vacuum cleaner running in the TV room, so she left her pile of bags on the kitchen table and headed that way.
When she tapped his shoulder, he jumped at her touch. "Oh, Hey." He smiled and shut off the vacuum. He stood taller and kissed her cheek. "I didn't hear you."
"I know, I tried not to scare you." She looked him up and down and Parker could see a bit of disappointment in her eyes.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"Oh, Nothing." She forced a smile. "I was just hoping... never mind." She headed back to the kitchen.
Confused by her behavior, Parker followed, "Hoping what, Liv? Was I supposed to do something? I dusted and vacuumed. The kitchen was already clean. Was I supposed to do something else for you?"
Olivia stopped at the kitchen table, turned and shook her head, a smile on her face. "No, babe, you weren't supposed to do anything for me and I appreciate all your work, I just... Well, I was just hoping to see you wearing my nightie when I got home."
Parker thought she was kidding, so he laughed. "What?"
She shrugged. "I don't know, Park. I just thought you looked nice on you and I was hoping... Oh, never mind. I'll see you in your new nightie tonight."
Before he could ask about that, Olivia continued, "I bought a lot of stuff for you. I know that money is still tight, but, like Pootie told you, it's all just a business investment, right?"
"Business investment?" Parker muttered, but Olivia didn't hear and just continued talking as she picked up a small back from CVS and handed it to Parker.
"I guess we should start with this."
He looked into the bag and saw a bottle of Nair hair removal cream.
"You cover yourself with that." Olivia was organizing the bags as she spoke, "Wait ten minutes and rinse it off. It works well, but since this is the first time you're using it, you may have to do it a couple of times. It'll burn a little, but I got you some very nice body oil, too. That will soothe your skin and make it feel nice."
"Livy..." Parker tried to get her attention, but she was focused on what she was doing.
"I picked up a couple of different style bras, all in an A cup, I figured you wouldn't want to go too big right off the bat."
"Liv..."
"And I got you a black skirt and the kind of white blouse that Pootie said would fulfill the requirements of the club."
"Wait, Wait, wait!" Parker finally got her attention. "You spoke to Poot?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"I called him this afternoon from Lord and Taylor, why? Am I not supposed to talk to my brother-in-law?"
Parker was very confused by what was going on. "I don't care if you call Pootie or not, Liv, but I am not going to dress like a woman to wait tables."
"Why not?"
"What!? Why not!? Because... because I'm not gay, Liv. I'm not going to start sashaying around as if I am. What would you think of me if I did?"
Olivia closed the bag she'd been rummaging through and put her hands on her hips. "Frankly, I'd think you were doing your best to try to get us a little bit ahead after we've suffered such a big loss."
"But that's not the point, Liv. It's just... not normal."
"What's not normal? People wear skirts and blouses every day."
"Yeah, women."
"And men."
"What men?"
"The men you work with, Parker. It's perfectly normal for men to wear skirts and blouses, there, right? That's what you told me last night, right?"
"Yes, But..."
"And those men, the ones in skirts and blouses, make more than you do, right?"
"Yes, But..."
"How many hours do I work every week, Parker?"
Momentarily derailed by this sudden change of topic, Parker stuttered out, "What? Work? Well... I don't know... forty, forty five hours a week."
"Try sixty to sixty five hours a week, Park. Sixty hours minimum. I don't think you've ever worked a sixty hour week in your entire life, but I do it every single week, Parker, so that we can live a comfortable life. Have I ever complained about it?"
"No, Liv, you never have, but..."
"Now, we've lost THOUSANDS of dollars since this strike began at Allegro, Park, and our savings have all been used up. All we need to wipe us out right now is an unexpected car repair, or a leaky roof, or a burst pipe. That's it it, Parker. One big expense and we are done. You do understand that, right?"
"Ok, yeah, I guess that's true..."
"Guess!? For crying out loud, Parker, you're an accountant! You need to start thinking like one."
"Ok, Livy, you're right. We're not out of the woods, yet. I understand that."
"Alright, then. I am contributing everything I possibly can to keep us afloat and to help us get ahead, again, right?"
"Right, Livy, and I appreciate it, but..."
"Are you?" Olivia's tone was flat and cold. It was as much an accusation as it was a question.
Parker knew that she had a valid point, but evaded the answer for another few moments by saying, "Am I what? Contributing? Yes, Liv, I am. I took on a job far below my educational level to help get us back on track..."
"Are you contributing everything you possibly can?"
Parker remained quiet. Defeated, but looking for a maneuver to get out of this.
"According to what you told me," Olivia fished in the bags again, "you could be making an awful lot more if you'd just wear a skirt and blouse when you wait tables. I've waited tables, Parker, and I've done it in a skirt and blouse. It's not uncomfortable."
He still remained quiet.
"I checked your story with Pootie and confirmed what you said. If you continue to work at The El Camino for a year, and who knows, you may need to, wearing slacks, you could gross about sixty five thousand dollars, but according to what you told me and what Pootie confirmed, if you'd just be willing to demean yourself so low that you'd wear the kind of clothing I wear," Parker thought that was a low blow, "then you could easily gross more than one hundred thousand dollars. Am I wrong?"
"No." Parker's eyes were focused on the tiles on their kitchen floor. He couldn't look up to meet Olivia's gaze.
"Do you think I LIKE changing catheters on old, fat men, Parker? Do you think I LIKE being at the beck and whim of people who view me more as a servant than a medical professional? Don't get me wrong, Parker, I LOVE my job, but there are parts of it that are just awful and I would love to not have to do it for sixty or sixty five hours every single week! Am I making my point, here, Parker?"
"Yes." He still looked at the floor.
"So, from a purely accounting point of view, what should you be doing?"
He sighed. She had him. He had the opportunity to make a lot of money with a very minor change to how he did his job. He really didn't have a choice. "I should be working as a waitress rather than as a waiter."
"Ok, then." Olivia relaxed a bit. "Thank you, Park. I know I'm asking a lot, but I think you'll agree - this is the right thing to do."
"I guess you're right." Parker nodded. Then, finally, he raised his eyes and made contact with hers. "I don't want to look like an idiot, though."
"And you're not going to. Today, we'll deal with the hair removal, try on a few outfits, then go to dinner. Then, after we come back home, we'll prepare for tomorrow."
"What happens tomorrow?" Parker asked. "The club is dark on Mondays."
"Exactly, and I don't have to go in until 6 tomorrow night. So, I've spoken to my hair dresser, Barb, and she's going to help us figure out your best options for hair and makeup. She'll tell us whether you'd be better off with a wig, or with extensions... she'll know what will work best. Ok?"
"Ok."
"Good. Now, upstairs with you and let's get that hair off of you."
Olivia wore latex gloves to apply the hair removal cream all over his body, including his beard area. "I know that you don't shave frequently, but your hair does grow faster here than anywhere else. If you use this a couple of times a week on your face and once a week on the rest of your body, you should be able to keep yourself nice and smooth."
"It smells, Liv, and it's burning my eyes. Can I rinse it off?"
"Not for ten minutes, baby. You know, women use this all the time. If you want to pretend to be a woman, you have to do what women do."
"Ok." Parker was still a bit miffed about having to go through all of this. "First off, I don't WANT to do this. I HAVE to do this because of the strike, and second, women don't have to have this smeared on their faces and right under their noses."
"You'd be surprised by how many women have to use this on their mustache areas, babe, so don't make a fuss, and I do appreciate your sacrifice. I promise, I will make this all worth your while."
Fifteen minutes later, along with the cream, all of his body hair washed down the drain, and Olivia was washing and conditioning his hair with heavily fragranced products. "Your hair needs to look better, anyway, Park. I don't know what Barb is going to suggest you do, but even if it ends up in a wig, it's going to end up getting greasier than usual, so you need to start taking much better care of it."
Trying to find the bright side of the situation, Parker said, "Who knows, maybe we'll get a call tomorrow telling us that the strike is settled and I won't have to do this."
"A call like that would be great, Park, but we still need money and you could continue to work at the club for a while longer until we get ahead. You don't make a hundred thousand at Allegro, you know. Even Pootie said that your boss would be willing to have you work weekends for as long as you want, after the strike is over."
Well, that was that, then. There was no way out. Parker gave a heavy sigh as Olivia shut off the water and indicated that he should step out onto the bath mat. As she patted him dry, she said, "You're making a bigger thing out this than you should, Park. Try to relax and have some fun with it. I bet you'll start enjoying it, if you do."
She reached for a bottle of body oil, flipped open the top and held it to Parker's nose. "Lavender," she said. "It's my favorite. Not overly floral, but subtle and delicate. Feminine. Like you need to be. Not a drag queen, or even a female impersonator. Just subtle and and soft. That's what you should be aspiring to be for the time being, Park. Subtle, soft and feminine."
Looking up into his wife's eyes as she said these words caused Parker's libido to suddenly come to life and the evidence of that was visible to Olivia. She smiled as she began rubbing the oil into his shoulders and she worked her way down his body.
Olivia had seen her husband's body naked many times, but this was different. This time, she was caring for him in a very different, very maternal way. That combined with Parker's denuded body brought back those feelings of dominance that she'd felt last night. Last night, Parker had not looked like a man. His made up face was pretty and feminine. Today, he didn't look like a man, either. He smelled like a woman, but his hairless body looked like, a little boy's. She found it exciting and empowering. She liked it. She liked it a lot.
"Here," she said, lifting Parker's hands in front of him and pouring a little oil into them. "I'll take care of your back, you do your front."
His back had always had very little hair, but the sight of his hairless back and legs reinforced her image of him as the weaker, more feminine partner who required her care.
She moved more quickly than Parker, so when she reached his legs, she kneaded the oil in on both the front and back. When she reached his ankles, she worked her way back up, enjoying how smooth he'd become.
"Get your private's, too, babe," she instructed, just as he reached his lower abdomen and she reached his bottom.
She reached between his balls to check that his upper thighs were covered in oil as he oiled his testicles. Her hand gazed his as she caressed his taint and then she dragged her fingers back, up his crack and towards his opening as his own oily fingers touched his very erect penis.
As his fingers rubbed in the oil along his shaft, her slippery finger slipped firmly into his hole, causing him to gasp in surprise, joy and anticipation.
"Don't stop rubbing yourself," she whispered, "but move to the toilet."
He waddled to the open toilet, his hand still grasping himself and her finger thrust deep within him, moving in a very awkward manner.
"Make yourself come," she whispered. "I want to see you make yourself come."
Another man might have been embarrassed by this, but Parker had given up control. He would do whatever she asked as long as she made him feel what he'd felt last night.
"Do you like me inside of you?" she whispered. "Do you like me making you my girl?"
Her finger became two, then three and the pushed into him more firmly. The feminine moans and whimpers he was producing had already told Olivia what he felt. There was no reason to deny it. "Yes," he whispered in a weak hoarse gasp.
"Yes, What?" she asked as she exerted more pressure onto his inner G-spot.
"Yes, I like it when you make me your girl."
Liv smiled. She liked this. She liked it a lot. "Good." She nibbled his ear, inserting her tongue into that hole as well.
"Faster, baby," her voice was quiet, but filled with excitement. As the speed of his manipulations increased, so did the speed of hers. She was being so forceful that she was actually lifting him onto his tip-toes with her thrusts. "Faster. Faster."
When the head of his penis was purple with strain, and she knew that the moment was imminent, she thrust deeply and wiggled her fingers as much as she could, causing Parker to gasp and hold his breath as he began to ejaculate. Olivia kept one hand planted deep within the thin, frail man, as the other caught several ropes of his ejaculate before it reached the water in the toilet.
"Was that good?" she asked.
He nodded.
"You know what I like?" she asked.
He shook his head.
"I like to have my man stay in me after he's done. I like to feel him go soft and them I like to feel him pull out slowly. Can you feel me in you, now?"
He nodded.
She began to relax the stress in her fist and Parker could feel the shape of the intruding object changing within him. "Can you feel me getting softer?"
He shivered and nodded again.
When her hand was loose and relaxed, she slowly pulled her hand free. "What am I doing now, baby?"
"You're pulling out."
"What am I pulling out of?"
"My rear."
"Not your rear, baby. I'm pulling out of your vagina. Say it for me."
"You're pulling out of my vagina."
"Good girl." She was as excited by this after-glow teasing as she was by getting him off. "What am I pulling out, baby, and don't say my hand, it's not my hand. Hands don't go into vaginas. What am I pulling out?"
"Your... penis."
She smiled. "That's right, baby. You've had my penis in you and you liked it, didn't you? You liked my penis, my dick, my cock, inside you, didn't you?"
"I did." He nodded.
"Lick my hand, then." And as she pulled one hand from within him, he licked his wife's other hand clean of his own seed and it didn't seem at all shameful. He was just obeying his dominant partner.
"Pull this up your arms and I'll help you fasten in the back."
Parker looked at the bra as if it would burn him. "Did you have to get such a feminine one, Liv?"
"I'll tell you what, Park. I'll take you shopping and you can find a more masculine bra, how does that sound? Maybe one that's endorsed by a football player or something like that."
"Ok, hahaha," he replied to her sarcasm. "What I mean is, this one has all this lace on it. I've seen you wearing plain ones."
"Those are sports bras, Park. I'm a nurse. I need to wear functional undergarments. You're a waitress in a cabaret. You're going to be part of the ambiance of the performance space - That, incidentally, came directly from Pootie. You need to look and feel cute, Parker, and your not going to feel cute and pretty and feminine wearing a sports bra, believe me. Now, let me help you with that."
Reluctantly, Parker allowed the thin straps to be guided up his arms.
As Olivia clasped it behind his back she felt excited again at the sight of the tiny item closing around his small torso.
To Parker, it felt as if he was being shackled into something strange and foreign.
Olivia placed the silicon breast forms into the cups. "These are just to fill the cups. They make some that actually look real. Real nipples and everything. They're a little pricey, but if you're doing this for a long time, you'll probably want some of those."
Parker looked at himself in the mirror and he nodded at what his wife was saying. He felt his old self fading away and a new self emerging. It was frightening and fascinating.
Olivia stood behind him and looked at his reflection. With the little heels that she was wearing, she was a full head taller than her barefooted husband. "That fits nice."
Parker shrugged. "I guess."
"Let's try the panties."
"Panties? Do I really have to wear panties?"
"You can't wear boxers underneath a short skirt, Park. Come on. Work with me, ok. We need to go to dinner." She handed him a pair of white panties, lace around the waist and legs, with a silky, lace covered panel in front. He pulled them up his legs. They sat slightly higher on his waist than his boxers, but were remarkably soft and not at all uncomfortable.
"Nice, Huh?" she asked.
"They are very soft," he said, touching the material.
"And they're obviously making you excited. Here. Let me help you with that." Olivia pulled the panties down a bit, reached in and gripped Parker's testicles. Then, she felt around with clinical efficiency and when she'd found the cavities from which the testicles had descended, she pushed them back up into his body. Then she folded his penis back beneath him and pulled his panties back up.
"Ouch!" Parker exclaimed as the testicles popped back into him.
"Oh, don't be a baby." Olivia laughed.
Once the panties were back in place, Olivia smiled at their smooth front. "Very cute," she chuckled. "Let's just try on the skirt and blouse. This first."
She handed him the blouse. At first, it appeared to be just like a man's dress skirt. The first challenge, however, was buttoning it up. The buttons were on the opposite side from a man's shirt and it wasn't really difficult to button it, it was just that having twenty six years experience of buttoning shirts one way, it was awkward to have to button it another.
The second challenge is what Olivia referred to as the 'darts' in the blouse. It caused the shirt to be tailored quite tightly around his abdomen, then it loosened and accentuated the modest bust created by the lacy bra he was wearing.
"Is this too tight?" he asked.
"No, it fits perfectly," she assured him. "I don't wear this style very frequently, but you'll get used to it. This is what Pootie told me to get you. I think I'll need to get you a chemise to wear under it, though. The lace on your bra shows through. We want you to be cute, not slutty."
"Well, thank God you have limits as to how far you'll push this!" Parker's tone was meant to hurt and Olivia did not appreciate it. She stood, hands on her hips, the little, black skirt hanging from one of them, and she stared at Parker with a ticked off look on her face.
Parker realized that he'd been a jerk. They needed the money, plain and simple, and this was the best way to make it. "Sorry," he muttered.
With a perturbed sigh, Olivia held the skirt open so he could step into it. When he had, she raised it up, adjusted it around the area of a women's natural waist, which was the same height as his panties' waistband, and she made sure that his blouse was well tucked in.
"There," Olivia smiled, "that looks nice. Come see."
He looked in the mirror again and Parker had to admit that the clothes fit him much better than he’d hoped. The look was incomplete, though. “I still look like a boy,” he said, sounding almost disappointed.
The fact that he said ‘boy’ and not ‘man’ did not escape Olivia’s notice. She liked that, too.
“And that’s why we have to deal with a few things tomorrow,” she pointed out. “Starting with your hair and makeup, Barb will sort that out for us, and some comfortable heels will extend your calves and make your posture more like a woman’s. Honestly, though, babe, we’re nearly there. I promise.”
“Ok, if you say so.” Parker was very fascinated by his new look, but still very scared. “So, can I get changed for dinner?”
Olivia checked the clock. The did need to change. “Sure, but keep your panties on. You need to get used to moving with your stuff all retracted and tucked. It’ll be good practice, and I like knowing that you’re wearing them. I think it’s sexy.”
Parker smirked at her. “You’re getting pretty weird, Livy.”
“And you love it.”
Dinner was lovely. For a Sunday evening, the new restaurant was surprisingly crowded. It was a seafood specialty and they each ordered their favorites. Fried clam strips for Olivia and baked haddock for Parker. It was delicious, but Olivia insisted that the evening was also meant to be a tutorial. “Watch all the women, Park. I want you to take note of everything they do. How they walk, how they sit, how they cross their legs, how they gesture when they speak, how they eat, how they sip their wine. Pay attention to all of it. You need to be ready for Tuesday night.”
“Listen, Liv... I know we need the money and I’m willing to do it, but couldn’t we, maybe, do this a little at a time?”
“We are, babe. Last night you wore a nightie for the first time.” The waitress showed up with their food as she continued, “and now you’re wearing panties for the first time. Tomorrow, you’ll go to the salon and get your hair and makeup done and Tuesday night, you’ll be a waitress. See. A little at a time.” She looked at the waitress. “Thank you.”
“You’re...” The waitress looked from Olivia to Parker, a little confused and a little embarrassed, “... you’re welcome.”
The nightie that Olivia had bought him was the same, free flowing style that she wore, but his was bubble gum pink, had puffy sleeves and a lot more lace than any of Olivia’s.
“Keep your bra on, Park,” she instructed. “It’ll hang better and you need to get used to it.”
“Of course,” Parker huffed. This was all moving very quickly. He did have to admit, though, the bra that had seemed so foreign and awkward the first time Olivia had made him wear it, now seemed quite comfortable. It did make sense that the more he wore it, the less aware of it he’d be, so – why not?
As Olivia’s had been, his new nightie was soft and exciting, even more so now against his hairless skin. The pink color did feel a bit emasculating, but how much more emasculated can a you be when you’re already wearing a bra and panties.
“Oh, that’s cute on you, baby.” Olivia smiled as she approached the bed with two tubes of something in her hand.
Parker had noticed that Olivia’s occasional use of the word ‘babe’ had gotten much more frequent and the occasional use of ‘baby’ had arisen. Odd. “Thanks, I guess. I’m not sure how to take a remark like that.”
“Well, I certainly meant it as a compliment, baby. Honestly.”
Parker smiled at that. If he was doing all of this for them, it was nice that Olivia was at least appreciative enough to compliment him.
“Thanks, then,” he smiled. Then, noticing the two tubes, he asked, “What are those?”
“These? This one is skin cream. Girls need to take much better care of their skin than boys, baby. Here, put out your hand and I’ll squeeze some out for you. You can do your arms. I’ll take care of your legs.”
Once the cream was in his hand, Parker began rubbing the rose-scented substance into his arms. “What’s the other tube for?”
A lecherous smile appeared on his wife’s face. “That tube? That’s some KY jelly with a warming agent in it.”
Remembering the bliss of his first two explorations into anal sex, Parker’s cheeks heated up at the though of submitting his new found vagina to his wife. “What’s it for?” he asked coyly.
Olivia finished rubbing the skin cream into Parker’s second leg, then reached for her bedside table, pulled out the drawer and produced a large, phallus shaped sex toy. Biologically speaking, the owner of a tool this big would have to be at least eight feet tall. Olivia spread some of the KY Jelly over the toy, then flicked a switch on its base, causing the hole item to vibrate and the inch or so at the tip to gyrate slowly. She smiled at her slightly frightened little husband and said, in a poor imitation of Al Pacino, “Say hello to my little friend!”
“Come on, baby, Barb is expecting us.” Parker was sitting in the passenger seat of the car, pretty close to petrified with fear of stepping out onto Langley Blvd, the main street of their town. It was 8:15 in the morning and there were plenty of people walking past on their way to work. None of the faces looked familiar, but Olivia had insisted that he wear his waitress uniform so that Barb would know what needed to be done.
Impatient, Olivia opened the passenger door and held it for him. “Come on, baby. We need every second she can give us. Let’s go.”
“Check that the door to the salon is unlocked so I don’t get stuck out here on the street,” he nearly begged.
“Argh, this is foolish,” she huffed as she walked to the door, twelve feet away.
It was locked.
She knocked and within moments, her hairdresser, Barbara, was rushing to the door. “Sorry,” she said as she leaned out to kiss Olivia’s cheek. I kept it locked so no one would walk in. We’re not official open, you know. It’s Monday, after all.” She glanced around. “Where’s the victim?”
“In the car, afraid to come out. Now that the door is open, he’ll be able to make a run for it.” Both women laughed. Olivia turned back to the car and said, “Come on, baby. The door’s open now.”
Parker scanned the street. No familiar faces nearby. It was a good time to make a run for it. He pushed the door open again, then stepped out, immediately losing his right flip flop between the curb and the car. He leaned against the car and used his right foot to pull it out from under the car and set it so that he could slip his foot back in. All of this amused the women to no end.
He felt frightened and exposed and he was trying to move quickly before he was found out, but the more he hurried, the longer everything seemed to take.
Still leaning against the car, he closed the door and began to move forward, his head down, hoping to remain anonymous, but just one step into his twelve foot sojourn, he felt a tug on his waist. He turned and saw that he’d closed the door onto his loose fitting black skirt.
“Are you coming or not?” Olivia asked from the salon door.
“I can’t,” he tried to explain. “Unlock the car door, please!”
“Why!? There’s nothing in the car that you need. I have your wallet. You’re not going to jump back in there, Parker. Let’s go - chop, chop!”
“I can’t!” he pleaded. “I caught my skirt in the door!”
More laughter from the women as Olivia searched for the key-fob. It seemed to take forever for her to find it. When he heard the lock click, Parker opened the door, stood aside, shut the door and turned to make a run for the door, but instead came face to face with Bridget Samson, an older accountant who he had supervised at Allegro.
“Parker? I thought that was you!” She sounded surprised. “What’s with this get-up?” She continued. “Are you going to a masquerade party?”
“Oh, Bridget... hi... I’m...”
Thank goodness, Olivia came to his aid. “Hi, Bridget! So nice to see you! How are you?” she said as natural as could be.
“Oh, hi, Liv.” She kissed Olivia’s cheek. “I’m doing ok, all things considered. What’s this all about?” She indicated the very embarrassed man standing near the car.
“Well, Bridget, you see, we were not doing well at all, but Parker found a really well paying job at The El Camino. Do you know the place?”
Bridget blinked and tried to figure out where this story was headed. “Yes, I know it. The cabaret place, right?”
“Right, well, anyway, he’s waiting tables there and he found out that he could make A LOT more money if he did it in drag, so... that’s what he’s doing.” Olivia had explained this as if it made perfect sense. As if people did this kind of thing every day and it flummoxed Parker as to how she could be so nonchalant about this. It all seemed so natural to her that he half expected her to start telling Bridget about what she’d done to Parker’s rear end the night before.
“Oh,” Bridget smiled at Parker, aren’t you the bravest thing!” She touched his cheek as if he were a child and said, “And you look just adorable in that outfit, doesn’t he, Olivia.”
“I agree,” Olivia said as Parker swore he could feel his penis shrivel up and recede into his body. “It was lovely chatting, Bridget,” Olivia took his hand and led him, again, like a child, towards the door of the salon, “but we have a lot to do to turn my Cinderella into a princess so she can work this week. Bye, bye!”
Finally in the salon, Parker met the smiling beautician he’d hear so much about. “Hi,” she shook his hand. “I’m Barbara. You can call me Barb if you’d like, but Barbara is just fine, too. Are you ready for your makeover?”
Barbara felt a little pity for the little man standing before her. He seemed a little lost in everything that was happening to him.
“Yeah, I guess,” was his only replay. He looked around the salon at the tools of her trade with tremendous fear.
“Don’t worry, honey.” She led him to a chair. “I won’t bite and I won’t do anything to embarrass you.”
Well, that was some consolation, anyway.
When he was seated, Barbara asked Olivia, “So, What is our goal here? Straight ahead, over the top drag queen or regular woman?”
Thankfully, Olivia didn’t go for drag queen.
“I think I’m hoping he can pull off a cute, real woman look. Something really cute and nothing humiliating for him. He’s got a lot of ratty hair. Do you think you can do something with it, or should we consider a wig or extensions?”
“Weeeelllll....” Barbara pondered the options as she brushed his hair around a little bit. “I’m thinking that we could do a kind of pixie cut. If you blow dry it, it’ll look nice and full and feminine, but if you just comb it out after a shower, it’ll look kinda trendy for a guy. Kind of like a Bieber look, you know?”
“Perfect!” Olivia enthused, without consulting Parker, who’s chair was already being spun around so that Barbara could start washing and conditioning his hair.
About forty minutes later, Barbara was abusing his head with a barrel brush and burning his scalp with a blow dryer. “What do you think?” She asked Olivia.
“Not bad.” Olivia looked at him critically, obviously unsatisfied. “But he still looks a little too boyish, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, I do.” She was studying him as well.
Parker was about to ask if he could see himself, but before he could, Barbara said, “Let’s see what makeup does.”
His chair was lowered halfway back as Barbara went to work on his face. “I’m going to go a little night-Club-y since she’ll be working in a club, ok?”
She? Did she just say, she?
“Sounds good,” Olivia said.
Barbara began by spreading warm wax on his eyebrows and pressing little pieces of cloth into the wax. Olivia and Barbara kept up a conversation as she worked on his face. Then, without warning, suddenly the cloth and wax were yanked from Parker’s face, taking with it a good chunk of his eye brows.
“Owwww!” he howled, but Olivia just laughed at him.
“Men are such babies,” Barbara laughed. “You’re a woman now, sweetie, and women have to suffer for their beauty. Get used to it, little girl. There’s a lot more of those in your future.”
“Did you leave any eyebrow at all?” Parker could not believe how painful that had been.
“I left plenty,” Barbara laughed. “As a matter of fact, I still need to clean them up a bit. Lay there and don’t start crying.” She spent at least ten minutes pulling stray hairs out by the roots, leaving Parker to wonder what the heck he’d look like with no eyebrows at all.
Then, Barbara began his makeup.
Anxious to see the outcome, Olivia watched Barbara carefully. “Honestly, I’d prefer that no one questions that she’s a girl while she’s working.”
Now it was both of them calling him a she.
When she was done, Olivia considered the look and shook her head. “I don’t know, Barb. I mean, I love the hair and her makeup is perfect, but somethings still not right. She doesn’t look like I’d hoped. I can’t put my finger on it, but...”
“I’ve got it!” Barbara interrupted. “Highlights. If I give her some highlights, it’ll pull it all together for her!”
“Hmm...” Olivia mulled it over. “Highlights, Yes, But her hair is so light.... I don’t want it to look frosted.”
“No, no, no.” Barbara grabbed a magazine of hairstyles. “Look. Like this.”
“That’s cute,” Olivia agreed, “but I love this one and that’s nearly the same pixie cut. Could she do that?”
“Sure. It’ll take about ninety minutes, though. Is that ok?”
“Sure!” Olivia seemed a little too happy.
“Can I see what I look like right now?” Parker asked.
“Not right now, baby,” Olivia insisted. “Wait till you see the finished product. You’re going to be adorable!”
An hour and ten minutes later, following a harrowing ordeal involving his wet hair having something rubbed into it, being bagged and rinsed and something else rubbed into it and bagged again and rinsed again and then that painful brush and the burning hair dryer, Barbara finally stepped back and proclaimed him ‘done.’
“OH, YES!” Olivia proclaimed. “She’s perfect, Barb! You’re a miracle worker!”
“She is pretty gorgeous, if I do say so myself!” Barbara nodded. “You’re not the first boy I’ve worked on, Parker, but you’re definitely the cutest.”
“Can I see myself?” Parker asked.
“Just a moment.” Barbara removed the cape he’d been wearing, then instructed him to close his eyes and stand. When he was upright, she turned him towards the mirror, then, with a great deal of pomp, said, “Ladies and gentlemen... well... I guess we’re all ladies here... I present my latest creation. Open your eyes, Parker, and meet the new you!”
When he opened his eyes, he was confused by the reflection. The mirror showed Olivia and Barbara standing on opposite sides of a very pretty girl in a white blouse and black skirt, but Parker’s reflection was missing. Then, when he realized that the very pretty girl was, in fact, him, he panicked.”
“Red,” he whispered in shock.
“What?” Olivia asked.
“Red! My hair! It’s red!” He was shaking.
“Yes, with gold highlights.” Barbara smiled at him. “It came out beautifully, didn’t it?”
It was too much for him to process. The red hair, cut in a decidedly feminine, pixie hair cut, above perfectly sculpted, arched eyebrows, impeccable, Club-style eye makeup, bright red lipstick and then the waitress uniform. How could that be him? It couldn’t be him, could it? No! There’s no way that was him. This was a joke! This was a beautiful, young woman – certainly younger than him. Maybe nineteen or so, but younger than him.
“Shit,” he whispered.
“Don’t you like it?” Barbara asked a little surprised.
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,” he muttered on and on.
“She’s just surprised,” Olivia said. “She’ll get used to it. I think she looks absolutely perfect, Barb. Thank you.”
“Shit, shit, shit, shit,” he kept muttering.
‘I’m a woman, now,’ he thought. ‘I don’t look at all like a man. I look like I’m my own baby sister. I won’t be able to go out like this. Even without fluffing up my hair, I’ll still look like a cute, little high school senior! I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m dead.’
On the outside, though, he just kept saying, ‘Shit, shit, shit, shit...”
“Alright, baby,” Olivia was beginning to get worried about his reaction. “Calm down, baby. Come on. This is how things need to be right now. Just calm down.”
But he couldn’t. He just kept muttering, “Shit,” over and over and it grew louder and louder until it was nearly a scream.
And then both women jumped back in shock.
“Oh, my God!” They both exclaimed as they looked at the floor, heard the sound of water and watched the puddle of yellow urine pool around Parker’s feet.
“Parker!” Olivia called to him, but he was in some kind of an intense daze, still screaming that one word over and over.
Finally, she turned him and firmly shook his shoulders. “Parker!” she yelled. “Parker! Baby! Snap out of it!”
It took a moment, but his eyes focused on her. “Livy? What did you do to me?”
“I did what we discussed, Park. Now, you can work as a waitress and not be embarrassed. No one will know.”
“I’ll know, Liv! I’ll know. I’m gone, Livy! I’m gone! There’s nothing left of me!”
“Ok, calm down, Parker and take a breath. Barb, do you have a towel I could use to wipe him off?”
“Of course.” Barbara opened a cabinet and handed Olivia a clean white towel.
“Ok, Park.” Olivia was using that maternal tone again. “I’m going to have you just step out of your flip flops and step over here, ok? Just be careful not to step into the puddle.”
“Puddle?” He looked down and could not believe what he saw. “Jesus Christ! Did I wet myself!?”
“You did, baby, but don’t worry. You were just in shock. Everything’s ok, now, though. Livy will take care of you. Just step over here, carefully. That’s a girl.”
Once he was clear of the mess, Olivia said, “Reach under your skirt and pull off your panties, baby. Don’t lift your skirt up and no one will see anything.”
Parker did as instructed as discretely as possible, horrified to see that his pretty, silky panties were soaked. They were put into a plastic bag to be taken home.
Olivia knelt, reached under the skirt and used the towel to dry him. Barbara provided a container of makeup wipes that Olivia used to cleanse him, thoroughly.
Parker was concerned that, without being tucked into his panties, he may develop an obvious erection, but his psyche had taken such a hit that he wasn’t sure if he’d ever get a hard-on again.
Barbara mopped up the urine as Olivia finished up with Parker. “Why don’t you just wait here for me for a couple of minutes, Parker,” Olivia said. “I’ll run across the street to Marcus’s and get you some clean panties. Then, we can walk over there and get your shoes. Ok?”
Parker just nodded, hoping that at some point he’d get a handle on what was happening to him. He sat in the waiting area, his legs crossed tightly to ensure that Barbara couldn’t see anything untoward.
“Are you ok?” Barbara asked him.
“I will be,” he said.
“I’m sorry, Parker. I was only doing what I thought you wanted. Honestly, though, no one’s going to know that you’re a guy unless you tell them. I think you’ll start enjoying looking pretty once you get used to it. I certainly do and all the ladies I take care of here do, too.”
He nodded.
“Come look in the mirror, again, with me.”
He stood and looked in the mirror with Barbara standing behind him, at least a head or more taller than him.
“Just look at yourself as if you were looking at a woman,” Barbara encouraged. “Tell me what you see.”
He sighed. “I see... a pretty girl.”
“Describe her to me.”
“Well... she’s young – like eighteen or nineteen. She’s got a pretty face, very pretty, really. Nice legs. Little breasts. Very pretty, though.”
“See,” Barbara said in a sing song voice. “Now, what’s wrong with that? When the time comes, it can all be undone. I promise. Until then, enjoy being pretty. How many men ever get to see things from the other side? You’re really very lucky.”
He smiled for the first time that day. “I guess you’re right... and Livy seems to like it.”
“Who wouldn’t love her husband to look like this?” Barbara patted his back. “I wish my husband would give it a try.”
That seemed odd to Parker, but it did help to explain the large number of female patrons at The El Camino.
“There is one thing still missing, though,” Barbara stepped over to a desk and pulled out something. “And don’t worry. This can be undone, too. I promise.”
When Olivia came back into the store with a bag with new panties, she was more than a little shocked to see Parker standing by the mirror, admiring the three earrings that Barbara had installed in each of his ears.
“Oh, Look, Parker,” Barbara said. “Go show Livy how pretty you look with your new jewelry.”
Looking much more comfortable about his look than he had just ten minutes earlier, Parker smiled as he turned his head to display the faux diamonds and pink glass-stones that now adorned his ears. “See?” He said, strangely happy.
“Aww,” Olivia made a mother-who’s-proud-of-her-daughter face and said to Barbara, “my little baby’s all grown up.”
After they left the salon, Olivia wasted no time hustling Parker into Marcus’s where she bought him a pair of very comfortable pumps with a two inch heel. They were very easy for Parker to adapt to, which was a good thing because Olivia insisted that he continue to wear them all day.
They made a quick stop at Old Navy to pick up some inexpensive skirts, tops and dresses, then she insisted that they walk around the mall so that he got used to the shoes, the feel of the skirt, and, essentially passing as a women.
He did pretty well.
At one point, while picking up his dinner, Japanese chicken with fried rice and vegetables, he dropped his straw and he bent to pick it up. Olivia quickly moved behind him to keep his modesty, and she explained how to squat in a skirt to pick up something from the floor. After that, Olivia seemed extremely clumsy, dropping things everywhere they went and each time asked Parker to pick it up. Each time he was more and more adept at maintaining his girlish modesty.
She also forced him to speak to clerks everywhere they went and each time it got easier and easier.
By the time Olivia left for work that evening, Parker was exhausted and already in his lacy pink nightie with the puffy sleeves, watching last night’s Jeopardy on the DVR. The cable had been turned back on the previous Friday and Parker had missed his favorite game show more than he’d realized.
“Oh, I wish I could stay here with you,” Olivia leaned over to kiss him goodbye, “so I could have my way with you!”
Parker smiled up at her. “Well, if you’re up for it when you get home, wake me.”
After she’d left, though, he got to thinking about the last thirty six hours or so. Ok, you could, maybe, justify the clothes and hair as being financial necessities, but other things had changed even more drastically than his clothes and hair.
Sex, for instance.
Their sex life had always been good... well, fine, anyway. Very heterosexual, very quiet, very vanilla, excepting for the fact that Livy had always been ‘the aggressor’ in their relationship. That was fine. When you’re a five foot four inch man with a slight physique and your wife is a physically fit, nearly five foot nine woman, you accept the fact that you’re not the strongest person in the relationship.
But now... he had actually become ‘the woman.’ Pretty hair, pretty makeup, pretty perfume, pretty nightie.
The nightie.
It was a disgustingly feminine item that dripped with girly lace and almost infantilized the wearer. It was appalling in its ability to diminish the person wearing it to the status of woman-child. Puffy sleeves – Ridiculous! Dripping in lace – Absurd! Yards and yards of wastefully flowing, silky material – Disgraceful! Bubble gum pink – Childish! It was an abomination to any free right thinking person, male or female, and it was the most wondrously perfect item of clothing he’d ever worn. He adored it and, unquestionably, Livy adored him wearing it.
But what did Livy really think of him when she looked at him wearing it? That made him a little concerned.
And what did she think of him when she saw how he reacted to being penetrated by her?
He knew that his reactions were those of a women experiencing the same thing. No. Not a woman. Women had actual real vaginas. They could, of course, have anal intercourse, but that wasn’t the norm. Who had anal intercourse and enjoyed like he had? Gay men, of course. He had, for all intents and purposes, become the ‘bottom’ in a gay affair with Livy being the ‘top.’ Did she still see him as a man? As her husband? Did he care? And if she did see him as her ‘bottom,’ then how could he discuss this with her without admitting that he loved his new role and wanted more sex like they’d had since yesterday? Because he did love it! It was amazing! He couldn’t discuss it without telling her he wanted to go even further and that just couldn’t happen. Not yet, anyway. Maybe someday.
When she did finally get home at nearly 3:00 the next morning, she found Parker curled up in a ball on top of the bed clothes, his feet curled up within the folds of the pick nightie. He’d taken off his makeup, but with the cute, red hair with the gold highlights in that precious style... oh, she could just devour him right then and there, but she thought that she’d let him sleep so he’d be ready for his big night.
She went into the lavatory and got changed. As she was brushing he teeth, there was a gentle tap on the door, then it opened a little way. “Livy?” Parker whispered through the crack he’d opened the door. “Are you up for it?”
She pulled the door open further, pulling him partway into the lav, and she stopped his momentum with a kiss on his lips. “I am if you are.”
“Oh, I am.” He was actually giggling with excitement. How cute!
“I’ll be right out,” she kissed him again and sent him on his way.
When she did come out of the lav, he was waiting, laying on his back, the crests of his bra visible through his nightie. What a wonderful sight to come home to. Her perfect little woman.
“You’re wearing pajamas,” Parker said with quiet surprise. “You never wear pajamas.”
She smiled. “I thought that at least one of us needed to wear the pants in this bedroom. Come here.”
Parker got up and took the few steps he needed to take to reach Olivia. “Kneel down.” It wasn’t a command, but it certainly was a firm statement and he immediately did as he was told.
Slowly, very slowly, she untied the belt of her pajama bottoms, then lowered them to reveal her womanhood. “I want a blowjob,” she said in that same firm tone, and again, Parker acquiesced to her wishes. Starting slowly, with little licks and kisses, he soon had her worked up into a frenzy. She clutched his head tightly to her groin and she thrust herself firmly into his face, demanding more and more enthusiastic tonguing from the man who knelt in supplication before her. When she looked down at him, his pretty hair and abundant nightie were all that could be seen. She’d never been a big fan of oral sex, but now she understood why men liked it. It wasn’t just the feel of a lover’s tongue on your genitals, it was the feeling of power one got from looking down at someone in such a submissive position before them. The fact that this submissive was once a confident man, but now was a willing sissy in what was a very youthful, pink with virginal white lace nightie, made her feeling of dominance even more powerful.
When she could take no more, she pulled his head away. “Get on the bed. I’ll be right there.”
He did as he was told and he watched as Olivia opened her nightstand drawer and pulled out what looked like a panty made of straps. She stepped into it, tightened it around her, the pulled out last night’s sex toy, which she inserted between the straps, holding the large penis in place where just a moment ago, her vagina had been visible.
Then she took some KY and poured it into her hand, and massaged it into the pliable silicon dick.
“Get on your knees,” she instructed and he obeyed, turning his back to her, as she climbed up onto the bed. “On all fours,” she whispered into his ear, “like a little little puppy. A little female puppy. My cute little, girly puppy.”
Just the words were nearly too much for him to take. He complied immediately.
“Such a pretty little nightie,” Olivia said in a seductive growl. “Someone must have loved you an awful lot to have bought you such a pretty nightie.” She raised the hem, exposing his panties, the back of which she then lowered to his bent knees. “And such a pretty fanny, too. No ugly hair. Just soft, smooth skin and my pretty baby’s vagina, the prettiest thing of all.”
Parker was already panting as the tip of the fake penis touched the rim of his anus. Last night, Olivia had played with with his opening for a long time, eventually inching the toy into him. It was blissful.
Tonight, though, without any warning, she suddenly thrust the phallus deep within him. He let put a surprised squeal of exquisite pain. It was painful and wonderful! Intrusive and welcome! It was the most alien and most welcome feeling he’d ever experienced in his entire life. He wanted it out of him almost as badly as he wanted it to penetrate even deeper, but more than anything, he wanted it to keep moving!
He pulled forward and felt the invading form move towards leaving him, so he slammed back against Livy so that it would push as deeply as possible back into him. He repeated that motion and he swung his hips from side to side just trying to keep some movement continuing. He was wagging his bottom in excitement as he attempted to keep the rod within him in constant motion.
It was huge and it was in him!
In him!
Straight men didn’t feel these things, but he was feeling it! He was feeling it and he wanted to feel more!
He began grunting and moaning, but he wasn’t even aware of it. All of his focus was on the sensations caused by his wife’s penis invading him, tearing him in half in the most amazing way possible.
Olivia heard the grunts and moans though. There was nothing male about them. They were the sounds of a female in rut. That’s what Parker had become. He was reacting entirely on instinct, deep-seated, female instinct. He wasn’t just trying to feel passion, he was trying to bring his lover to an explosive orgasm that would impregnate him. He wasn’t a cute little, female puppy, he was a bitch in heat.
She leaned over him, grabbed his wrists and forced him to grab the headboard so that he now knelt erect. The toy never left his opening. Now, she pulled herself close, her firm belly pressed to the small of his feminine back. “Come,” she grunted as she thrust over and over and over. “Come, you little slut. Scream for me and come in those pretty, silky panties. Be my bitch. Come, baby. Come.”
And he came. He came again and again and again. When he was done, his panties were nearly was wet from his release as they had been at the salon when he’d peed into them. Through his spasms, Olivia remained pressed as deeply as possible into his guts.
When, at last, she did pull out, he grunted and began to weep.
“Baby?” Olivia was suddenly very concerned. “Baby? Are you ok?”
He turned and threw his arms around her neck, sobbing into her shoulder. “That was wonderful,” he gasped.
On Tuesday morning, Parker did find that he was a bit bruised on and in his posterior, but he’d do it all again to relive that ecstasy.
After breakfast, Olivia dressed him in little, mustard yellow dress, with white polka dots she’d found at Old Navy for a good price. It had a rounded, jersey style neck line, not unlike a tee shirt, sleeves that ended just at the elbow and a swing skirt down below, that hung playfully at his knees. It was a little stretchy and pulled over his head, also like a tee shirt. It was remarkably comfortable and it made him feel free and flirty.
The entire day was spent out in public, doing ‘research’ to be sure that Parker could pass as a woman.
By 4:30, when they got home so that Olivia could change into her scrubs and Parker could change into his waitress attire, he was very surprised to find that he was actually very comfortable with his new look. In fact, he’d had a pretty great day pretending to be a woman. He’d gotten lots of compliments and he felt confident about himself. This wasn’t going to be so hard, after all.
“Are you ready to go?” Olivia asked as she grabbed her purse.
“Yeah, but I don’t need to leave for another half hour, or so. Why?”
“No, baby, I’m driving you, tonight. Pootie will drive you home. I don’t want you to have any problems driving on your first night out in heels.”
They drove through downtown to The El Camino where she pulled up in front of the club, which was not yet open.
“Well,” Parker took a deep breath, “I guess this is it!”
Olivia leaned over and kissed his cheek. Then she handed him a little clutch-purse. “You’ll do great, baby. Here, take this. I put a tube of lipstick and some mascara in there in case you need it. If you have any problems, just ask Pootie or one of the other girls for help.”
He nodded. “Ok. I love you.”
“I love you, too, baby. Knock ‘em dead!”
He smiled and climbed out of the car, then waved as Olivia pulled away. He took another deep breath and entered The El Camino.
“Excuse me, Miss,” Justine called from behind the bar, “we’re not open, yet. Can I help you?” He wiped his hands on a rag and walked around the bar to stop this stranger’s entrance into the club.
“It’s me Justine.” Parker waved.
Justine squinted at the woman. “Me who?”
“Parker.”
Justine stopped dead in his tracks, then his face broke into a huge grin. “Oh, good God in Heaven, it is you! I don’t believe it! Honey, you’re adorable.”
He bounced over to Parker and threw a bear hug around him, nearly crushing him.
“Oh, darling you’re just a perfect, little doll! Where did you get that wig? It looks so real and it suits you perfectly!!!” By this time, he was holding Parker at arms’ length and looking in amazement at the perky young woman before him.
“It’s not a wig. It’s my hair. I had it cut and dyed. Do you like it?”
“Like it!? Sweetie, I ADORE it, sweetie! Has Pootie seen it?”
Parker shook his head.
“Oh, baby, she is going to just DIE when she sees you! Let’s go show Kate!”
Kate could not help but laugh when Justine brought Parker into her office. “What happened, Parker!? Just a couple of days ago, you swore that you’d never dress to be a server. Now, you don’t even look like an impersonator. You look like a real woman. What happened?”
Parker was sitting cross legged, his back straight, not touching the chair. “Basic accounting, Kate.” He smiled. “My wife and I need money and I can make more looking like this.”
“Uh huh,” Kate said skeptically. “And your wife? How does she feel about this?”
Parker chuckled. “She’s a bit more enthusiastic than I’d like to admit.”
“I bet she is,” Kate gave a full blown laugh at this. “I just bet she is.”
There was an awkward moment as Kate just shook her head. “Well, my dear, we need to make you a new name tag before the doors open. Have you chosen a name?”
He shrugged. “I figured I’d just stick with ‘Parker.’ You know, like that actress, Parker Posey. No one questioned me when I used my own name out in public today. Is that ok?”
Kate shook her head. “I wouldn’t recommend it,” she said. “This is a small town, honey, and, if you ever want to go back to your old life, I don’t think you’ll want everyone knowing who you are while you’re working here. Especially people from Allegro. Eventually you will run into one of them while your working here and it’ll be easier for you to have an alias. Trust me.”
“Ok. What would you suggest?”
Kate typed onto a laptop, then turned the screen towards him. “Here is a list of girl’s names. Pick one.”
He glanced at the screen for just a moment and said, “Abby.”
“Abby?” Kate asked. She screwed her face up and didn’t look too pleased. “Abby is a little too... goody-goody, don’t you think? Why did you pick Abby?”
“Because the first name was Ava and I don’t like that. Abigail was second, so I said ‘Abby.’”
Kate shook her head. “Abby just will not due, young lady,” she laughed. “Tell you what. I’ll pick a name for you and I’ll bring your name tag out to you before the doors open. Now, go see Pootie. I just heard his voice out there. I’m sure he’s excited to see you.”
As the door closed, Kate heard a high pinched, drag-Queen screech. “OH MY GOD! I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER! YOU’RE GORGEOUS!” Obviously, Pootie approved.
Just as the doors were opening, Kate came onto the floor and handed Parker a new name tag. Then she walked away.
“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding!” Parker called, stopping her in her tracks,
She stopped and turned to him, smiling. “You should have picked out your own name.”
“And this is better than ‘Abby?’”
She laughed. “I think it’s very cute. Just like you!”
Parker shook his head and attached the pin to his blouse. From now on, to everyone in the club, he would forever be known as ‘Pixie.’
It was a slow Tuesday night, which suited Parker just fine. It gave him time to get used to everything and, aside from a few men who got a little too handsy, things were going great. He found that he could flirt with everyone, men and women alike, and that he was really enjoying being a bit flamboyant - like the other girls.
Twice he was asked why a real woman like him would work with all these female impersonators. His first inclination was to just say he did it because it was a good job, but eventually he started teasing customers by saying, “Real woman? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
As usual, Pootie’s show was dynamite and the audience loved him. Parker was so amazingly proud of his older brother. He wished he’d come to see him years ago, but he was caught up in the dull, day to day life of an accountant. He didn’t even realize there were things beyond his job that he should have been experiencing.
As the evening was drawing to a close, Pootie addressed his audience. “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for being such a great audience! I just love you, so, so much!”
The audience applauded appreciatively.
“Now, I know she’s going to kill me for doing this, but I am so excited about something that I just have to share it with you! You see, when I was growing up, I was a very confused boy – I know, big surprise, right!? Anyway, there was only one person who really understood me, back then. He was my rock! Always there to support me and tell me when I was being a bitch!”
The audience laughed at that.
“That person was my little brother, Parker, and I wish that he could be here tonight, but, unfortunately, I found out tonight that my little brother is, alas, no more.”
“Oh...” the audience moaned in sympathy.
“Oh, don’t feel bad for me!” Pootie laughed. “Parker’s not dead! He’s just been reborn into the most beautiful girl in the room!”
Parker felt his heart beating faster. Everything had been fine up until this point. Was Pootie really going to ‘out’ him in front of all of these people!? So much for the anonymity that Kate had encouraged him to maintain. Leave it to Pootie to have to make a show of everything.
“And now,” Patrick, in his most Pootie way, continued, “I’m going to have Donna and Paula drag my brand new little sister up here, onto the stage so you can meet her. Grab her, girls.”
The two big waitresses each grabbed one of Parker’s arms and led him onto the stage. Parker was red with embarrassment, but kind of enjoying being the center of attention, too. It had been a long time since he’d played Seymour in his high school’s production of ‘Little Shop Of Horrors.’
“Ladies and gentlemen, here she is! My brand new little sister – PIXIE!”
The audience erupted in support and surprise. Parker smiled and waved, then accepted a hug and a kiss from his brother. It occurred to him that this was probably the first time they’d ever exchanged kisses. Why? Why didn’t brothers tell each other they loved each other and show it with kisses? That needed to change.
“Ok. So she hasn’t killed me – YET – but she probably will in a minute. You see, about two years ago, my late brother and I had a few drinks and he loosened up a little, and we sang some karaoke. You know what? He was darned good. So, tonight, to celebrate her rebirth as Pixie, I’ve asked the band to play one of the songs she sang that night.”
“Poot! No!” Parker was scared at the prospect of singing in front of these people, but couldn’t help but smile at his impetuous brother. The band began playing ‘Shake It Off’ by Taylor Swift and Parker nearly collapsed from surprise and fear. He waved at Pootie and started heading for the stairs, but Paula and Donna were blocking his path.
“Let’s give her some encouragement!” Pootie called into the mic. Then, he began a chant of “Pix-ie! Pix-ie!” until Parker had no option but to take the mic.
“I am going to kill you,” the diminutive girl said to the grinning star. Then, she began singing –
“I stay out too late, got nothin' in my brain
That's what people say, mmm hmm, that's what people say, mmm hmm
I go on too many dates, but I can't make 'em stay
At least that's what people say mmm mmm, that's what people say mmm mmm
But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music in my mind, sayin' gonna be alright”
By the time he reached the chorus of the song, Parker was having a blast and Pootie had joined him in singing.
“'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off”
They got a huge round of applause and when he left the stage, all the waitresses were waiting to give him hugs. When he’d been thoroughly crushed by the breasts of the bigger men in skirts, the next person waiting to hug him was Olivia.
“Livy!? What are you doing here!?” He accepted the biggest hug from her.
“I got off early,” she said with a wide smile. ”Pootie told me he was going to do and I just had to be here to see your debut. You guys were great!” She hugged him, again.
As he pulled out of the hug, Kate appeared with a big smirk on her face. “Well, aren’t you just full of surprises, little lady!?” She shook her head. “Cash out your tables, then I want to see you, your wife and your brother in my office. We need to talk, little girl.”
To Be Continued...
I don't know if this chapter warrants an X rating or not, but it is certainly the most graphic
story I have ever written.
"Make yourselves comfortable," Kate said as Patrick, Parker and Olivia entered her office. "Grab a snack and a drink from my kitchenette. We're going to be here a while."
Pootie seemed unperturbed about being called into his boss's office, but Parker and Olivia were very concerned. They had, after all, just been through a financial disaster due to the strike at Allegro. They really couldn't take another financial hit right now.
"If you don't mind me asking, Kate," Olivia took the lead, "what is this all about? I mean, did Parker do something wrong? Is he getting fired? Because, honestly, I kinda pushed him in this direction. If I pushed too far or too quickly, we can back off on his look."
"YOU pushed him in this direction?" Kate asked. "Really? Now, that is interesting!"
Olivia blinked at that remark.
"Don't worry, Livy," Pootie said. "If Kate had an issue with anything happening in the club, she wouldn't beat around the bush, would you Kate?"
Kate just smiled at her star.
"This is about what just happened on stage, am I right darling?" Pootie was still in his over the top stage mode.
Again, Kate's only response was a smile.
"I'm sorry, Kate," Parker joined the conversation, holding on to Olivia's hand for support. "I know that I shouldn't have been on the stage. It just sort of happened and... well... don't blame Poot. I could have said no, you know..."
"Oh, please," Patrick interrupted. "No one says no to Pootie and besides, you loved every second of it, little sister. I watched you. You can't deny it."
"Alright, Alright," Kate called everyone to order with her raised voice. "Firstly, no one did anything wrong. Secondly, I need to know what Olivia, it is Olivia, correct? We haven't really been introduced."
"Oh... yes," Olivia stood and reached across Kate's desk to shake hands. "I'm sorry. I'm Olivia Corbet, Parker's wife. The woman tending bar told be you were Kate."
"Nice to meet you, Olivia," Kate shook her hand. "Now, when you say you 'pushed' our little Pixie, here, what exactly do you mean."
"Oh... well... Parker wasn't really interested in dressing for work, but after I heard about how much money he could make... I kinda forced him to try it. He really didn't want to."
Kate looked at Parker, the turned back to Olivia with an incredulous look on her face. "You FORCED him?"
"Yes."
"Well, that I do not believe. I cannot believe that any man, even one as petite as Parker, could be FORCED to become the person sitting here right now. This person enjoys being a girl, that's very obvious. Has this 'change' in his behavior impacted your sex life?"
Olivia sat back in her chair, then folded first her arms and then her legs as she stared at Kate.
"I beg your pardon?"
Kate laughed off Olivia's reaction. "Look, Olivia, I'm not interested in what you do in your own bed, but I want to be sure that what I am about to propose doesn't interfere with what happens there. Am I making myself clear?"
"No. Not at all," Olivia remained in her protective position.
"Livy," Pootie jumped in, "I think that Kate is trying to offer Parker a more lucrative position here, but that position might require still more... modifications... and she wants to be sure that you're ok with them and that they don't interfere with your marriage. Right, Kate?"
"Exactly," Kate agreed. "Because that is the very last thing I'd want to do."
Olivia finally relaxed, a bit. "Ok. I see, but, well, I know that Parker and I are new to this business, but I want to make something clear before we go on. Our personal life is our own business. We are not going to discuss things that happen between us with you. No offense, but what doesn't impact his work here is none of your business."
Already a bit uncomfortable about being called into Kate's office and feeling more vulnerable than ever do to his new persona, Parker sat holding Olivia's hand, grateful that she was there to speak for him.
"Understood," Kate smiled, "but let me ask you a question, Olivia. You're a nurse, right? Does that job impact your home life at all?"
"No. Not really." Olivia considered things for a moment. "I mean, it's a good job that pays pretty well, so there's that kind of impact. Other than that, no."
"So, working all kinds of hours... that doesn't impact your home life?"
"A little, I suppose..."
"And when you come home in your scrubs, do you immediately change into sexy clothes for your husband?"
"No. Of course not, but..."
"And if you think about it, is your manner and way of speaking maybe more... clinical than it was when you were younger?"
This question flummoxed Olivia a moment. "Well... Yeah... I suppose I get what you mean. I do speak a certain way at work and I guess some of that comes home with me, sure. I mean, Park says that I'm the only woman he knows who 'mansplains' everything to him. That's probably because I'm used to kind of pontificating on the job. So what's your point?"
"My point is," Kate was still smiling, "the attitudes that we take on when we're doing our jobs eventually will become who we are. Now, I was on the floor for about an hour tonight and I watched our little Pixie fluttering from table to table. Every now and again I would see a hint of Parker - a smile, or a slouch of the shoulder - but for the most part, I just saw a hard working, young woman named Pixie out there. That's great, but I am telling you from experience, he's going to change a lot as Pixie emerges. It's only natural."
Olivia shot a worried glance at Parker, then returned her attention to Kate. "Look, Kate, we worked hard over the weekend to get Park ready for tonight. He learned a lot about being a woman, but he's still Parker and he can go back to being his old self with a haircut and a dye job. His eyebrows will grow back and the holes in his ears will heal. So none of this is a huge deal, right? As long as he's happy here and for as long as he needs to be working here, what difference does it make?"
"The difference, Livy," Patrick touched his sister-in-law's upper arm with affection, "is that he's not going to be working in an office with professional, reserved women. He's going to be working here, with a bunch of flamboyant queens. That doesn't mean that he's going to suddenly turn gay or anything, but he's definitely going to develop a swish to his step. Once that becomes second nature, you're going to see that seeping into his behavior at home too. It's inevitable."
"And that swish has broken up more than one marriage," Kate said seriously, "including my own."
That statement surprised both Parker and Olivia.
"Yes," Patrick said to his boss, "but to be perfectly honest, Justine was already curious about playing for my team before she started working here. I take full responsibility for the swishiness, but you know that she was already seeing a little twink on the sly before she came to The El."
"Justine?" Parker was very surprised. "He was your husband?"
"For eleven happy years," Kate said, sadly. "Well, ten happy years, then one long, difficult year of revelations and reevaluations. It was a tough thing to go through and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, Liv. That's why we're having this chat, now. If Parker continues to work at The El Camino as a waitress, then you're bound to see him develop some more effeminate behavior, but if I offer him a job on the stage with Pootie, then all of those mannerisms will need to be amped up, a lot. So, you're going to see a lot more - as Pootie and the girls on the floor refer to it - 'Swish' in his behavior. It may even go further than that, if he really wants to follow in Pootie's footsteps."
Olivia digested all of this. Parker was never a macho guy, that would have seemed very incongruous for someone as tiny as him, but he'd never been effeminate- until two days ago when she kind of forced all of this on to him. Why, just a few minutes ago, when they'd entered Kate's Office, she'd watched with pride as he smoothed his skirts beneath him when he sat. She doubted that he'd ever become a 'screaming queen,' but how would she feel about him if he was a truly swishy sissy?
But then - what if he weren't a sissy? What if he actually lived as a women and stayed at The El Camino when Allegro went back to work? That might actually be quite nice. She did like him this way. Could they maintain a relationship like that?
"Look," Olivia said, still trying to sort out her thoughts, "I love Park. Nothing is going to change that, but you've given me a lot to think about. The last two days have been a lot of fun for me - for both of us. It was like I had a little sister to dress up and teach everything about being a woman. It's been a blast, but..." she stopped to think some more.
"What about the bedroom?" Kate asked.
"Again," Olivia's face smiled, but her tone did not, "none of your business."
"Ok," Kate gave a knowing nod, "but I guarantee that things have already changed. I'm not stupid, Liv. I can see that you guys are enjoying this. Don't be embarrassed. Since I came here, I've seen it happen many times. Formally traditional couples find some cross dressing exciting and it all seems like some innocent fun, but not every woman is able to live with the long term consequences of that fun. Do you think that you can?"
Olivia was very uncomfortable with all of this and she didn't immediately answer, so Kate continued, her voice as kind as she could make it. "I just want you to think about that as you consider the offer that I'm about to make to our little Pixie, here."
Kate's attention turned to Parker. "Pixie, you did a great job tonight, both as a waitress and on stage, and I am very happy that you're taking the opportunities that The El Camino is offering seriously. I believe that the boys and girls that work for me should be well paid for their work. It's good for moral and it's just good business. Understand?"
Parker nodded.
"That being said, I'd like to offer you another opportunity. Pootie is the Queen of The El, as you know, and she is a brilliant performer, obviously. Over the past couple of years, we've been constructing a great show, but finding classy female impersonators is difficult - gaudy drag queens are everywhere, but we've been looking for another performer of Pootie's caliber for a long time, haven't we, Pootie?"
"No, Kate," he smiled. "YOU'VE been looking for a long time. I knew exactly who I wanted, but I never in a million years dreamed it would be possible. And I never would have asked you up to the stage if you hadn't come in looking so picture-perfect tonight, Park. It just all came together - like fate! Like kismet!"
"Or maybe like hubris," Kate interrupted. "Let's just be careful moving forward, shall we?"
Parker and Olivia looked at each other and each smiled, sadly.
"Maybe," Parker said, "we shouldn't even discuss having me join Poot's show, then, Liv. I don't want anything to come between us."
Olivia looked as if she was going to cry. Frankly, so did he.
"If that's what you want, baby." Olivia was very sincere.
He nodded, resolved, but not sure if he should be happy with that resolution.
"Listen, Park," Patrick spoke quietly, fraternally. "I just want you to know what you may be able to make if you join me, ok? Kate and I are going to throw this out there and I'll never mention it again. If you ever want to join me, though, all you have to do is say so. And remember, no matter what, I love you, right?"
"Ok, Poot," Parker nodded. "I love you, too."
Patrick smiled. "Thanks, Bud." He smiled at his little brother. "Ok, so, my income does fluctuate a little from year to year because that's the nature of an entertainer's life, and if you were to join me, at least at first, I'd still be the headliner, so Kate and I have discussed things and until we became co-headliners, I'd probably make about ten percent more than you."
"Sure, Poot." Parker assumed that Patrick was being evasive because he was going to tell him that he'd have to take a cut in pay in order to join the show. That was ok. If that was the case, Parker would just continue waiting tables.
"Also," Patrick unbuttoned his dress a bit, "my pay did increase a bit after I committed to getting these." He revealed his brassiere covered breasts to the room.
"Pootie!?" Olivia's eyes were wide. "Those are real!?"
"They are," he smiled. "The finest silicon encased in my own, supple flesh, Liv. Vincent and I discussed it and we approached it as a business investment, but I'm not going to lie - it's changed our relationship. Something like this makes change inevitable. But that's not something that Park would ever be required to do, unless you both decided to do it."
He buttoned the dress up again. "Any way, my loves," he continued, "the long and the short of all of this is - if Park decides to join the show, then, after the rehearsal cycle is over and he's full time on the stage, then he would be making a minimum of two-hundred-thousand dollars. Within six months, that could go up by about twenty-five thousand and, if, at some point down the road, he should decide to opt for some... modifications such as mine - then he'd probably end up making in the neighborhood of three-hundred-and-seventy-five-thousand."
The room was silent as Olivia and Parker absorbed this.
Finally, Parker asked, "Poot, do, you seriously make that much money every year?"
"I do, but..." Patrick looked to Kate to help with the explanation.
"Parker, I own fifty-two percent of this club, but I have two partners in this business as well. Justine owns fifteen percent and your brother owns the rest. He is a very rich guy, Parker, and he wants to share that with you, but, if you choose this route, it's not an easy road. So, think about it."
"Livy?" Parker asked. "What do you think?"
Olivia looked much more thoughtful than usual. "Park..." her eyes were suddenly watery, "I don't know what to say? I mean, I feel like I pushed you, or guilted you into this situation, but, Park... I don't want to lose you, baby. I love you so much... I'm afraid, baby. Maybe we need to put the brakes on all of this and take stock."
Olivia felt bile in her throat. What had she done? What had started out as some sexy fun might actually end up destroying the happy life she was trying to protect.
Olivia stood and took her husband's right hand in her left, like a mother and child. With her right hand, she reached across Kate's desk and shook her hand. "Thank you for being so forthright about all of this, Kate. I appreciate it."
"I hope that I didn't scare you off, Liv. I just wanted you to know what you were getting into." Kate looked disappointed with the way the meeting was ending.
Olivia turned to her brother-in-law, her gaze glancing at his bosom before rising to her face.
"Livy," Patrick looked for the right words to say, "we're not saying that any of the things we discussed would definitely happen to you guys. Please consider the offer. I'd really love for Pixie to join the show and become..."
"Parker," Olivia interrupted. "My husband's name is Parker. Not Pixie." Tears flowed now as she turned and led a silent Parker out the door to their car.
They rode in silence and Parker was surprised when she pulled into an all night dinner that was about halfway back to their house. "I need a coffee." She said without any invitation for Parker to join her, but he did anyway.
The train-car-style dinner had a wonderful 1930's look to it, but neither were able to enjoy it.
The waitress brought Olivia a coffee and Parker and orange juice, but neither spoke. Each thought that, perhaps, things had already gone too far, but both felt so guilty that neither could think of anything to say. Was their marriage over? How could something this destructive have happened so quickly?
"Well, hello there," someone said from the edge of their booth. "My goodness, Parker, don't you just look adorable?" It was Bridget, Parker's colleague from Allegro. Her look was smug and intolerant and somehow morally imperious.
Suddenly, all of the training that Olivia had given to Parker and all of the confidence he had gained at the club was gone. He wasn't a cute girl in a waitress outfit, he was a man who had been infantilized and feminized by his wife. Both of them felt ashamed of the position in which they had been discovered and Bridget seemed to sense it, too, and she seemed to enjoy the discomfort she was inflicting on the younger couple.
"Hi, Bridget," Parker whispered, ashamed.
"So, how is your plan to be a professional sissy coming," Bridget asked, getting more smug by the minute.
"Bridget, please," Parker whispered, again. "This isn't a good time."
"Oh, I'm sorry," she chuckled. "I guess it's not very PC of me to speak that way to you, is it? Well, I'm a bit old fashioned about these things, I guess. When I see people acting like freaks, I guess I just point it out. And let's face it, kids... this is pretty freaky."
Olivia slid to the edge of the booth's bench and stood, saying, "Excuse me," and she headed towards the door.
"Was it something I said?" Bridget mugged an innocent look as she loomed over her former supervisor, who sat prettily in a little white blouse and black skirt.
Parker slid himself to the edge of his bench and stood.
"Oh, you're not leaving, too are you?" Bridget spoke with great and irritating condescension. "Here, spin around, young lady. Let me get a good look at you."
Parker ground his teeth and was determined not to make a scene in the diner. He stood on his tip toes and strained to reach Bridget's ear. Then, speaking very quietly, "You're a fucking asshole, Bridget," he said as he turned and hurried to catch up with his wife.
"Is that anyway for a pretty girl to speak?" She called loudly behind him, causing the other customers to turn and pay attention. "Wait until I tell the other girls in accounting that the little Napoleon that drove them like a slave driver is a pretty little girl, now! They'll get such a kick out of it! Oh, wait! Can I get a quick picture?" But Parker was already out the door.
They arrived home without a word being spoken, but Olivia had been crying quietly all the way from the dinner.
When they entered the house, it was dark and stuffy. "You can use the bathroom, first," Olivia finally spoke. "Be sure you wash your face well."
"Ok," a very sad and confused Parker closed the lavatory door behind him.
He took off his clothes, putting the blouse into the hamper and hanging his skirt from a hook on the closet door. He relieved himself, then used the makeup remover and cotton removal pads to clean his face thoroughly. Then he washed it with soap and water and rubbed in the face cream that Livy had given him. Finally, he brushed his teeth and used his mouthwash.
As he entered the bedroom, wearing just a bra and panties, Olivia was standing by the bed. "Take those off and put these on," she said, sadly, her voice cracking a little as she handed him a pile of clothes consisting of a pair of boxers, his ratty gym shorts and an oversized tee shirt.
"Livy..."
Parker tried to speak, but his wife interrupted. "This is all over, now, Park. No more dress up games. I'm sorry I ever started all of this. It was all my fault and I am truly sorry. I love you, Park, and I am not going to lose you. I've made up my mind. This is final. I'll call Barb tomorrow and we'll fix your hair, but starting right now, we're back to the way things were. You're the man and I'm the woman."
She went into the bathroom.
Fifteen minutes later, she crawled into bed next to Parker, who's back was to her. She spooned in behind him and spoke softly. "Park. You were really great tonight."
"Thanks," He was quiet, too.
"I'm sorry things ended up like the did."
He shrugged.
"I don't want to lose you, baby. We'll get by on your waiter's income until Allegro is open again, ok?"
He shrugged, again.
"Can I at least get a goodnight kiss?"
He rolled towards her and they shared a soft, tender kiss.
"You still love me?" Olivia asked.
"I'll always love you, Livy. Nothing could change that."
She smiled and kissed him again as her hand snuck down and slipped under the waistband of his boxers. They kissed, again. She became more aggressive as her hand dug deeper and gripped his flaccid tool. In spite of himself, Parker did grow harder in her grasp, but he was tired, confused and upset. Still, he wanted to please Olivia, so he concentrated on her its activities.
As soon as he was getting hard, certainly not rigid, Olivia pulled down his trunks and his boxers, straddled him and settled down onto him, enveloping his semi-hardness into her, rocking back and forth with him gripped tightly inside of her.
He came quickly and without much excitement. As soon as he stopped twitching, Olivia climbed off and laid back down. This time, her back has to her husband.
Parker cleaned himself up and rolled back onto his side. They laid like that, back to back, in the darkness and Parker could hear Olivia sniffling back tears until, finally, she fell asleep.
Parker didn't sleep a wink, though. Instead, he just laid in bed, looked at the clock, listened to the sounds outside of the house and contemplated everything that had happened in just a few days. First he was on the brink of losing everything, then he had a pretty good job and a pretty good income. Then he had a better job with a much better income, then he joined Pootie on stage, then, for a few minutes, everything seemed to be incredibly good, but then it all went to hell in a few quick seconds. He needed to figure what would be best for them and he needed to do it quickly, before his marriage was damaged beyond the point of repair.
When the sun came up at 5:30, he was still wide awake and thinking.
At 9:30, Olivia rolled over and saw that, instead of finding Parker's head on his pillow, there was a note that read, "YOU'RE RIGHT, LIVY. I NEED TO BE THE MAN IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. I CALLED BARBARA MYSELF. SHE'S GOING TO HELP ME MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT FOR US. I'LL BE BACK SOON. LOVE YOU. P."
Too tired and too emotionally wrought to do what she really wanted to do - call Barb and tell her not to cut and color Parker's hair, Olivia rolled over and wept at the thought of losing the little, pretty thing her husband had become. More than anything, at this moment, she wanted her cute little Parker, with that little pixie hair cut, to stay as he was - adorable.
But that couldn't be. Not if she wanted to keep Parker. Obviously, being her little, feminine partner was not what he wanted. After all, he'd gotten up early to have his makeover undone. That made it clear that he'd never wanted any of it. That she had forced it all on him. Geez, how could she have done that to him? She'd make it up to him, though. He seemed to enjoy some parts of it. Maybe they could compromise a little and still have some 'Pixie time' every now and then. For now, though, she needed a little more sleep or she'd be no good on her shift, tonight. She pulled the covers over her head, rolled over and went back to sleep.
She woke up again at 2:00 that afternoon. She could smell coffee and bacon in the kitchen. Parker must be home. She needed to speak to him. They had to work this out. She got up, wrapped her robe around herself and headed down the stairs to the kitchen.
"Hi," Parker said, as Olivia entered the kitchen. "Have a seat. I made egg sandwiches. Here's your coffee."
Olivia stared in shock.
"What?" Parker asked when he saw her astonished look. "Sit. You're sandwich is getting cold."
"Park..." She stuttered over her words, trying to get her thoughts in order, "...I thought we decided..."
"Well, we decided wrong."
Parker removed the flowered, half apron he'd been wearing to cover his new dress. The dress was a white, cotton, halter dress with hundreds of tiny blue and red flowers with green stems and leaves scattered about it. The modest bodice covered his false breast nicely and zipped closed under his left arm. At the high waist, there was a white satin sash, just below which the skirt of the dress exploded into a bountiful umbrella of pleats and it flirted with his legs, ending just below his knees. Below, his slender, but shapely, pale, smooth legs, his little feet were clad in four inch heeled, white sandals.
"Livy, Poot and Kate are wrong. Maybe I'll develop a little more of a swish, but so what. I love you and only you and I'll never be tempted by anyone else - female or male. And, besides, I don't want to ever go back to Allegro or accounting, except, maybe just now and again for The El Camino. I want to stay at The El and I want to work with my big brother, Liv."
She considered all of what he had said and nodded. "But, what about at home?" She looked at the dress more closely. "Are you wearing a petticoat, Park? And why did you go to see Barbara this morning?"
Parker smiled, "I went to Barbara to have my nails and makeup done. I wanted to be a picture perfect housewife for you when you got up."
There was no doubt about it, he had succeeded at that.
"And as for how things are going to be at home, I think we should take that day by day. Today, I feel pretty, so..." he indicated the dress and shoes. "And no," he sat in a chair next to his wife, "I am not wearing a petticoat."
But the way the dress settled, Olivia could see that he was, so she raised the skirt of the dress to reveal the stiff layers of tulle. "Yes, you are, Park," she laughed. "You're wearing a petticoat. Other than when I wore my wedding dress, I haven't worn a petticoat since I was nine. I mean, it's adorable, but it's kind of over the top, isn't it. If the perfect housewife was Leave It To Beaver's mom, then you nailed it, baby."
Parker smoothed out the skirt. "That's not a petticoat. It's sewn into the dress."
She laughed even harder. "It's still a petticoat, Park. Oh, my goodness, I misjudged you! You really do love this girly stuff, don't you?"
Parker leaned forward and kissed her, his beautifully lipsticked lips meeting her unadorned lips.
"Look, Livy," he smiled and the bright red lipstick made his teeth look brighter and whiter than they could possibly be. "The way I see it, marriage is a compromise. Lately, I compromised and took on a job I didn't want and it opened my eyes to a whole new world with opportunities I didn't even know existed. Then I compromised and gave in to wearing women's clothes. I didn't want to do it at all, but it opened my eyes to a relationship with you that was better than anything I could have imagined."
Olivia was shocked to hear all of this. Still scared of the ramifications of her husband being fully feminized, she was at least relieved that he wasn't angry with her for pushing him so hard.
"Last night," he continued, "when we had sex, I know that you didn't find it fulfilling."
"Well..." Olivia was about to protest. What he said was true, but they never really discussed sex before, so it seemed appropriate to protest.
"You know how I know that you weren't satisfied?" Parker interrupted. "Because I wasn't, either."
She laughed at that. "Oh, please! I felt you orgasm."
"That's not the same as being satisfied, Liv. When we did it last week, it changed me. I felt connected to you in ways that I'd never felt before. You took me like I have never been taken. I felt like you owned me - body and soul - and I discovered things about myself I never knew. Wonderful things. Things that I never want to go away."
"Ok," Liv said. "I get that. I guess I felt the same way, too."
"Did you feel like you were a man?"
"In a way, I guess. Did you feel like a women?"
He shrugged, embarrassed to actually talking about these things. "I guess, in a way. More than feeling like 'A' woman, I guess I felt like I was 'YOUR' woman."
"And did you you like that?" Now, she was blushing a bit, too.
"If there is one thing that I've learned recently, Liv, it's that I adore being your woman in bed and I really want to find out what it's like to be your wife full time."
She smiled and kissed his forehead.
"So," he stood and spun in his dress, displaying all of its feminine charms to his wife, "after laying in bed and thinking all night, I made a decision. I decided that I was going to fully embrace being your woman. I got up and showered, called Barbara and headed out. She did my hair, nails and makeup perfectly for me, then, she went to Marcus's with me and helped me pick out this dress and these shoes. Do you like them, by the way?"
"They're..." Olivia was just beginning to appreciate that all of her dreams were coming true and she couldn't help but laugh at that. "They're stunning, baby, and I'm sorry that I didn't say so before. I'm impressed, I really am! I could never pull off a look this soft and feminine. In fact, I'm a little jealous."
"Don't be," Parker laugher. "You'll always be the woman that I aspire to be. Oh, here," he handed her a bag, "I got you this."
Olivia pulled out the contents of the bag, revealing a deep blue, silk pajama set, very nicely trimmed in black lace.
"Pajamas?" She smiled. "Park, I have pajamas."
"Yeah, but not like these. These are real silk and the looked really sexy on the mannequin. See, this way, I'm being the man and buying my wife sexy lingerie, but at the same time, I'm still making sure that there's someone wearing the pants in the relationship."
With a laugh and a smile, Olivia stood and threw her arms around Parker. "I am very glad that I have my pretty woman here to stay, Park. I'm sorry about last night, baby. I was just so scared of losing you." She pulled him close for a deep, loving kiss.
As the kiss ended, Parker said, "That will never happen. There is no woman or man in the world that could ever do to me what you can do."
"Aww," Olivia hugged him again, then took him by the hand and ran towards the stairs calling, "Come on!" As she hurried to the bedroom.
Within seconds of entering the room, Olivia had removed her nightgown and was naked as she hurried Parker towards the bed. When he raised his left arm to find the zipper so he could remove the dress, Olivia hollered, "Don't you dare take that dress off!"
She lifted him right off the floor and tossed him onto the bed, then pulled him back to the edge, causing his skirts and petticoats to balloon up towards his waist.
Leaving his shoes on, she slid his silk and lace panties over them and threw them aside. She grabbed the sex toy from her nightstand and, as quickly as she could, she spread the KY lube over it. Then she spread his legs and flipped the skirt and petticoats out of the way as she teased the opening of his rear.
"Tell me you want it," she was panting with excitement. It had only just begun and it was already so different than the mediocre encounter they'd had last night.
"Oh!" Parker giggled and yelled as he felt the phallus press gently into his opening. "I want it. Please! Please, let me have it!"
"What do you want, baby?" Her voice became teasing.
"I want your thing inside of me."
"My thing!?" Olivia's eyes were wide in mock disbelief. "Why, I am shocked. A precious little girl like you, in her pretty dress and petticoats asking me to do something like that!? You're going to have to be more precise than that, little girl. What do you want me to put inside of you?"
She administered just a little more pressure to his opening, causing more giggles of delight. "Your penis," he laughed. "Put your penis in me, please."
"Oh, But I don't have a penis," she teased even more strongly. "I do have a cock, though. Is that what you want, little girl? Do you want my big cock inside of you?"
He nodded, panting.
"Then tell me. Say, 'Please, mommy, put your great,'" She exerted a little more pressure, "'big,'" a little more pressure, "'cock,'" a little more, "'inside of me.' Say it, little girl. Tell your mommy what you want."
He licked his lips. The lipstick tasted wonderfully female. The makeup he wore smelled wonderfully female. The voluminous skirts and petticoats that floated, inverted, around his face felt wonderfully female. And most of all, the feeling of being vulnerable in this manner, of having someone making him beg to be penetrated by this wonderfully masculine item, felt wonderfully female. And the way she spoke to him - so sweet, so condescending, so maternal - and the way she was calling him 'little girl...' Yes! This was what he wanted. He wanted to be her 'little girl lover' more than anything else right now.
"Please, mommy," He panted and squirmed, trying to grab the toy with his butt and pull it into him, "put your great big cock in me. Please, mommy! That's what I really want!"
"Ok," she said as she slid it into him, slowly, gently, almost glacially.
When he tried to thrust against it to speed its progress, Olivia said, "No, no, no. Young ladies are patient. They wait for their lovers to take them. Just lay back and feel it as it enters." Slowly, very slowly, she pushed it forward. "Feel that, baby. Feel it as it expands you. As it moves closer and closer to your center. Feel it as it claims you. As it makes you want it - want it more than anything else on earth. Feel it fill you like nothing else on earth can. You are its vessel and it is your master."
His head was back and his eyes were closed as he experienced a new level of submission and ecstasy.
"Who's cock is it, baby?" She asked.
"Yours."
"Then who's your master?"
"You are," he grunted as the toy reached his g-spot. He breathed deeply, quickly, excitedly.
Olivia moved his rear onto the bed, causing him to sit on the toy and drive it even deeper than he thought possible. Then she spread his legs and made sure that his heels could find purchase on the mattress. Slowly, as she remained standing, she directed his tool into herself and she leaned slightly forward to accept it fully. She had to press down against his lower abdomen to keep him from thrusting too quickly.
When she was ready, she asked, "Who am I?"
"You're my master," he moaned.
"That's right, little girl, I'm your master. I'm not your mistress - I am your master. You're my little girl and right now, I'm going to show you how good it is to be my little, itty, bitty baby. Now, while I devour your manliness, I want you to feel my cock as it pushes into you with each of my thrusts. Do you understand?"
He grunted something, but seemed to have lost all ability to communicate verbally.
With that, she began to thrust forward with as much Force as she could muster and then pull back as she remained standing. Each thrust drove his penis deeper into her and the phallus deeper into him. She held her hands on his raised, bent knees as he lay prone and open to her advances. They each panted and he moaned and occasionally shrieked, high, female shrieks as he surrendered everything to her. He was hers to do with as she would.
Her thrusts became more and more aggressive until finally Parker yelled and thrust himself hard up into his master and he shuddered and squirmed and shook until he had spent every sperm in his body. Then, he collapsed on the bed, his skirts laying on his chest and neck, tickling his cheeks.
Olivia grabbed a few tissues from the nightstand and, after wiping herself clean, she gently wiped her pretty, little husband's crotch clean as well.
"Oh, what a good girl you are, Pixie," she said, playfully and maternally. "You've made your mommy very happy." She drew the discarded panties back over his shoes, then up his legs. She tucked him in safely, then helped him to stand on his shaky legs.
"You were right, baby," she said as she straightened his pretty dress. "Last night was a big mistake. We should never have gone back to the way things were. We should have just plowed forward."
Parker blinked his eyes to regain his strength. "Yeah," he smiled. "I feel like I've been plowed pretty well, right now."
She smiled and laid another tender kiss on his ruby red lips. "You'll get used to it, little girl. I promise."
"Start the car
I know a whoopee spot," Pootie sang in a strong voice.
"Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot," Parker took over the familiar melody of the song from the musical 'Chicago.'
"It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz," They both continued.
Wearing matching beaded, flapper's headpieces and metallic silver, fringe dresses, Parker and Patrick shimmied on either side of the stage, causing the fringe to stand out perpendicular to their bodies. The crowd applauded as they continued their shimmies and crossed towards each other and headed into the big finish.
"No, I'm no one's wife
But, oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!
That Jazz!"
And the audience went wild with applause, as they had every night for months. In fact, it had been twenty months since Parker had been reborn as Pixie for the stage at The El Camino and eighteen months since the strike at Allegro had ended. That first weekend after the strike had ended, Bridget had encouraged the entire accounting department to go out together to celebrate. She had chosen The El Camino for supposedly innocent reasons, but, in fact, it was chosen to encourage her office mates to ridicule Parker's new life. Unfortunately for Bridget, not only did everyone in the department enjoy the show, they were all very happy for and supportive of Parker's new career. Very soon after that, Bridget bid the accounting department at Allegro a hasty goodbye, but the rest of the department had such a great time that they'd come back every three months since and they were always a great audience. Tonight was no exception.
Parker was in his performance zone this night, too. That wasn't unusual, though. Pootie had been and remained a great
teacher/director/partner. Parker could sing as well as Pootie and after more than a year of dance classes, he could dance as well, too - possibly better, but Pootie was the unquestioned star at The El Camino. He had a wit and charisma that Parker didn't, but that was just fine. Pootie always made sure that everyone on stage with him felt like a star, too and, for Parker, the very best part of being in the show was being able to be able to be with his big brother. He'd forgotten how much he'd loved spending time with him. It was great. Everything was great. The new income. The new house. The new found sense of accomplishment... everything was great.
Pootie had also introduced Parker to Dr Vance, his surgeon. Six months after joining the show, Parker had taken a two week sabbatical and had some work done. He was fitted out with perky, B-cup breasts, a shaved Adam's apple and enhancements were added to his derrière and hips. Except for the penis and the number of ribs he had, he was
indistinguishable from any other woman and he loved himself the way that he had become.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Patrick called over the din of applause, "let's hear it for my baby sister, Pixie!"
Parker had grown to love the applause and Pootie's praise was wonderful, too. The 'baby sister' thing always made him laugh, though. Patrick was, after all, only a few months older than Parker, but it was true that Parker, kind of at Olivia's insistence, cultivated a much younger appearance. He'd mastered the college-coed-girl-next-doorfresh -faced-heartbreaker look and the audience seemed to love how his look contrasted with Patrick's more mature, fem-fatale look.
"And don't forget my sister," Parker yelled. "Pootie!"
More applause.
Now came Parker's favorite part of the show. They went out into the audience and flirted with the patrons. They teased men that they (the brothers) were more than they could handle and they teased women that they couldn't compete with them because they (Patrick and Parker as Pootie and Pixie) had more equipment than they did.
Then, Parker would find some poor guy and end up sitting on his lap, telling Patrick that he'd found 'Mr Right.'
"Oh, please!" Pootie screamed across the audience, "that man isn't interested in you! You're cold and distant, little sister. He wants someone like me who can heat him up! You're an Ice Queen!"
Then, the two 'sisters' engaged in a fight in which Pootie would pull on Pixie's dress, which was designed to just tear away, easily, revealing the startling white dance leotard he wore beneath. The leotard had long, one inch wide fringe hanging from it everywhere and each strip was adorned with dozens of teardrop shaped, sparkly, silver beads, resembling all the beads in the flapper's 'lavalier' headpiece.
Parker always loved the audience's reaction to the dress being torn free. First it was shock that the dress had ripped, then admiration for the amazing costume beneath, and finally, Parker hoped, admiration for his amazing, feminine form and how beautiful it looked in the leotard.
He was a true beauty, now, and the costume showed off all of his gorgeous assists to their best.
Then, the piano started playing the iconic opening of the 70s hit and Patrick began singing,
"You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
You never take advice
But someday you'll pay the price, I know..."
And just as the next section of the song was about to begin, Parker interrupted with,
"Let it go, let it go,
Can't hold me back any more.
Let it go, let it go,
Turn away and slam the door."
Then, they both sang, in harmony,
"Here I stand, in the light of day
Let the storm rage on..."
Then Pootie finished that song with "The cold never bothered me anyway," while Pixie jumped into an Adele song.
"We could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
But you played it with a beating..."
The Pootie came back in with Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
"You're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better be sure you put me in my place
Hit me with your best shot
Come on, hit me with your best shot.
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away"
This back and forth went on through nearly a dozen songs until they both ended with,
"Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em fallin' down down down
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon"
The audience, of course went nuts, again.
As Parker took his bow, hand and hand with his big brother/sister, he glanced towards the bar where Olivia sat uncomfortably on a barstool, her pregnant belly swollen with their child. It was kind of late for her to be out, but it was the last time that she'd see the show for a while. The baby was due any day and she wouldn't be going to the club for a while after that. He winked and smiled at her and she waved back.
Still in the bedazzled leotard, Parker bounced down the stage stairs to greet his Allegro colleagues. He hugged and kissed everyone, man and woman alike.
"Hi, Park!" Betsy, the Department Secretary half shrieked, half sang as she threw her arms around him. "Oh, my God, you are amazing!"
"Yeah," Rick, Parker's former co-manager said, kissing Parker's cheek, "I never in a million years would have ever expected to see you looking like this, Park, But you really are awesome!"
"Oh, Parker," Melinda, one of the senior clerks, a slightly heavy, but very attractive woman, ran her hand down his back and squeezed his tush, "I would kill to have your body! My goodness, Olivia must be so happy to have to Looking like this!"
The kisses and compliments and hugs went on for about fifteen minutes until the Allegro crew said their goodbyes and headed out the door.
As Parker skipped happily to his wife, she noticed something new on his costume. After she hugged him and congratulated him on a great show, she leaned forward and whispered, "Dr Vance's pills seem to be working, baby."
He smiled and glanced at his cleavage. "Yeah, they have gotten a little bigger since I started taking the pills and using the breast pump to get things moving."
"Well, I've got news for you, baby," she laughed, "things are moving just fine. You're expressing milk right now."
He touched his breasts and felt the dampness that Olivia had seen spreading on his costume. "Oh, my God!l he shrieked, causing the rest of the employees in the bar to coming running. "I'm a cow! I can't believe it! Look! The pills worked! I'm going to be able to breast feed the baby!"
The other waitresses clambered around, offering congratulations. "Oh," Justine waved her hands near her face to keep from crying, "this baby is going to be the most beautiful little girl! And she's going to have the most wonderful mommies to take care of her!"
After hugging Parker in a near death grip, she did the same to Olivia, but suddenly, Olivia let out a shriek of surprise and concern. "Oh! Oh! Oh! Park! My water just broke! I'm going into labor!"
"Oh, my God! We have to go!"
"Not like that, Park!" Olivia stopped him. "Quick, get changed and put a couple of folded tissues into your bra so that you don't leak onto your dress!"
Donna went with Parker to help him change.
"Tell Pixie that I'm taking Livy to my car!" Patrick called to Donna. "I'll drive them to the hospital! I'm so excited! I'm going to be an aunty!"
That did make Olivia chuckle a little. "Oh, Poot, I hope everything goes well! I want everything to be perfect for this baby!"
"Oh, don't worry your pretty head about that, Livy. Everything is going to be fine. With Park being Pixie, you're financially sound - you don't even need to go back to work unless you want to. You've got that nice, new house with that beautiful nursery and the baby is going to get more love from her two mommies and her Auntie Pootie and Uncle Victor than she'll know what to do with."
Just then, the door to The El Camino opened and Parker burst out, followed by the other staff members, all screaming support and well wishes. Parker was wearing a casual,sage green, fit and flare dress that was kind of revealing and had a skirt who's hem hung at just about finger tip length on his upper thigh. He was carrying his open toed pumps in his hands so he could run faster.
"Oh, and look," Pootie teased as he and Olivia watched Parker hurrying, "your baby will have Cinderella for her second mommy. Won't that be sweet."
THE END
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