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The Gender Mender

Author: 

  • Alan

Caution: 

  • CAUTION

Audience Rating: 

  • General Audience (pg)

Publication: 

  • Short-short < 500 words
  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric
  • Complete

Genre: 

  • Transgender
  • Transitioning
  • Comedy

Character Age: 

  • Mature / Thirty+

TG Themes: 

  • Real World
  • Voluntary

TG Elements: 

  • Slice of Life

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

Based on a semi-true story ...

Once there was a She …
who was born a He.

All her life,

a gender-bender.
Hers was a world of strife.

So she went to a gender-mender,
who did amend her.

Declared her employer:
“You’re a gender offender.

"Here’s your pink slip,
have a nice trip.”

“To work, I intend.”
She found a lawyer for to defend
her case in court to contend.

Said the judge to her employer:

“Grrr!
You’re a knob, and a pest.

She keeps her job, and this Court does rest.”

= = =

If you find my poem
Full of crimes against rhymes...

Leave me alone,
and levy no fines.
I’ll not pay even two dimes!

I can’t pretend
my work will not offend.

So be glad we have reached:

The End.


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