I Walked Into This Bar

I sat at the counter and ordered a Chardonnay. I rubbed the condensation on the glass. Suddenly there was a beautiful girl on the seat next to me.
“Hello, good looking.” She said. That should have alerted me but I was too busy looking at her chest.
“See something you like?” she purred.
“I certainly do. What’s your name?”
“ Laika. I’m a genie. What’s your wish?”
I laughed, not believing her. “Free drinks for the rest of my life.”
I walk into a bar and men rush to buy me drinks, but it takes me SOOO long to get ready.