Dale's Riverdale Rendezvous!
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Who is at the most risk to break a leg?
Hockey players, who fall to the ice and slam skates first into the boards?
A passenger in a Smart Car side collision?
Careless homeowners, who fall off the roof of the house while installing Christmas lights on a very icy eave?
A non-descript thug attempting an ill-advised attack on Jet Li or Jean-Claude Van Damme with a sweep kick?
NO!
A Bridesmaid playing tennis!
The Lodge Residence
"OH NO! Betty was playing tennis and broke her leg crashing into the Official's chair while diving for the ball," Archie shakes his head.
"OH NO! "I can't be one bridesmaid short! " Veronica muses out loud. At this point, all eyes turn toward the ubiquitously-named cousin Dale visiting from some unnamed town many miles from Riverdale He looks back at them and then gazes downward at his suddenly apparent androgyny and gasps.
"OH NO!"quickly followed by "OH YES!"
What follows is several days of deportment and femme training for the poor (poor?) boy. Dale is introduced to everyone as Veronica's girl cousin vising from out of town.
Wedding Day, at the Riverdale United Methodist Church...
Betty sits in a wheelchair at the front of the church, completely distracted by the consolation of her recently-out girlfriend, Josie McCoy. The service is unremarkable yet sweet, but for a slightly nervous Dale Lodge, the hastily appointed substitute Maid of Honor.
Later, at the Reception Hall
In a hilarious turn of events at the reception, Dale, fleeing the smarmy advances of Best Man Reggie Mantle, flees to the relative safety of the Lady's Room, where he/she has a fortuitous encounter with Midge Klump, everybody's favorite, there-all-along confidante. True love immediately ensues and the two run off to Vegas for a whirlwind courtship and subsequent nuptials...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5O6GL7cLY
Sugar, Sugar
by the Archies
Songwriters: Paul Barry and Andy Kim
Illustrations created through ToonMe Software.
Characters created by Bob Montana and are the property of Archie Comics, Inc.
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