Should my Drow/dark elf twins apply for this job?

Should my Drow/dark elf twins apply for this job?....yes its a real job!

Just spotted this on my job feed and thought "hey they should apply!"

Entertainment HIP Park Elf Character...at some 'local HUGE name brand theme park'

JOB SUMMARY: A seasonal team member position with the responsibility of keeping the illusion of The North Pole and Santa Claus while portraying a Christmas elf.

ACTIVITIES INCLUDE:

Ensure that guests abide by all policies and procedures while at the park.
Provide information to guests before they enter The North Pole.
Keep kids/guests entertained in the queue.
Crowd control.
Wear elf costume, latex ears, make-up, and accessories provided by 'Huge company'
Complete paperwork daily.
Other duties as assigned.

they are over qualified...they don't need the ears!