Oh to be a red-kite... maybe not

I walk every day, and living where I do that means seeing lots of Red Kites

Some days I think "life would be easier if I were a red kite, I wouldn't have to worry about borders and bureaucrats, all I'd have to worry about is finding food" Then I realise that knowing my luck some well meaning wildlife person would catch me, ignore my birdlike protest and say "hey buddy, it's gonna be ok, we're doing a special program and we're gonna take you to Asia and release you in the Caucusus" completely misunderstanding my reason for trying to insert a talon up their nose as I tried to tell them I don't want to go to the mountains, I don't like snow, let me go.

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