Girl or Boy?

Got on the bus today to go out and pay a bill, and got off on the wrong stop and walked what seemed like miles the wrong direction. I was completely knackered by the time everything was straightened out. I was sitting there almost dozing and looked toward the back of the Bus. On the first of the elevated seats past the back door sat the most astonishing sight! I was looking at the most pretty 'person' I've seen in a long time. Dykish haircut, combed like a boy, with 50s hair cream, parted down one side. The eyes were lovely but not overdone. Makeup was understated. With my stop coming up, I walked back to the rear door. I was very close to the object of my fascination. Light colored plaid pants and a silk shirt. I noticed some short necklaces and then there was a chrome chain with a padlock! I was gaping at someone's very cute boy subby. (Metro male ?)

OH my gosh! Now I am wondering who the Mistress or Master is, or which it is. This is going to haunt me for a while.