Pete's Vagina -7- Punted - on Patreon for members

Pete knows what's wrong. Jake is injured, the team the Lions are playing Friday is tough, Joanna is a problem, but besides all that...well, Pete just does not want to have to think about it.

Pete's Vagina -7- is available on Patreon for Patrons a few days before it gets posted here.

Sample:

We dropped Jake at his house, still sulking, but he came around to the driver's side and offered me a left-handed fist bump. I grinned down at him from the lofty seat of his F-150 and returned it.

"Friendly Pride," he said.

"Rah," I agreed.

His face twisted up. "Win for me Friday, and we go all the way?"

"Damn straight."

"Don't get hurt," he added.

"I won't," I promised.

"Kick some Bulldog ass."

"As of now," I intoned, "they are officially punted."