Ça Plane Pour Moi

Something I'm working on...

“You have the right to remain silent”
I nodded my head; at least I think I did…I was pretty sure I was 3-squared sheets to the wind.
“Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”
I had a pending court date for a speeding ticket…for going five miles over the speed limit out in the middle of nowhere.
“You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.”
Yeah…in twenty days or so…
“Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
“Sure, why not?” I replied.