Because tina Fey was on the radio today

Don’t ask how I got this. I’m not telling.

From: Sarah Palin@Love Sarah.com

To: Joe Biden@Biden 2020.com

Hi Joe

I’m so glad you are going to have a female running mate. As you know I have experience as a female vice presidential candidate. I could easily become a Democrat. I have never really understood the difference anyway.

I am qualified to be president if that becomes necessary as I am a very stable genius just like my good friend Donald.

I have a strong following in the right to life movement and evangelicals in general which would help to offset your weakness with us and maybe win a few more states.

I would help you with Negro and Mexican voters too. I understand those people because I have had Negro and Mexican housekeepers and gardeners. You just have to firm but fair with them.

Everyone I talk to says you are too liberal but I know that in your heart you are a true patriotic white American. Choosing me as your running mate would prove that.

I have been studying foreign affairs ever since my last vice presidential run. I’ve been with lots of foreign men. No one can say I don’t know enough about them any more.

I know I can attract men. I’m much prettier than those other women, especially that negro. Men will vote for me because I’m pretty and women will vote for me because I’m a woman.

I hope to hear from you soon.

XXOO

Sarah