How To Fire A Full Sized Coal Burning Steam Locomotive

Perhaps I have been kidding myself in thinking I don't actually like men?

I can't actually figure it out. Maybe he could be my Daddy? I never had a proper one. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foneS2GhpUg&t=342s

He is actually a Fireman on a Steam Locomotive. You don't actually see the picture when the Video is playing, but it is the little picture that shows before you click on it.

Mein GOTT! What a man! He would just have to look at me and I would fall, helpless, into his arms. No man has ever affected me this way, not even the Captain at "Southern Comfort"!

Perhaps I'll go take a cold shower? I should write a story about this?