Did anyone catch the license plate of that storm?

*From The Diaries of Calamity Catt (Cuz my crazy middle aged human is having hot flashes atm): Catnip date 21.9.18.20* - Returned to human's domcile amid a rather humbling array of piles of future scratching posts and wood chips dotting those wide, black sidewalks that they drive those funny metal potential litter boxes on. Saw many of my favorite tall climbing apparatus that give me access to my afternoon tweety snacks looking more like snapped toothpicks. Even saw one taking a break leaning on the human dwelling next to my human's. Hmmmm. Might have to check out that one later.

My human seemed upset about of these rectangular paw scratching mats that used to be on top of our home now littering my hunting grounds around the house. Something about a tornacane or was it a hurnado? Meh. She better get my fresh kitty grub from that cold place in the kitchen soon....I don't care if you have to clean out the moldy oldies and go buy me more! Ive had to put up with dry food in a hotel room with inadequate litterbox and grooming facilities for days! .....