Blogging vs. Trolling - Perhaps a Contest?

Someone recently created an account here for the sole purpose of posting a blog to complain that a BC author with a similar name got a higher Google rating than he. After thinking about it and deciding it wasn't really an April Fowl Joke, I unpubbed the blog and blocked the account. Essentially a whiny troll who didn't even know how to provide a usable link to his site, he got me to thinking:

What might happen to such a person who ran a foul of some of the mythical beings who lurk in the back of the BigCloset? :)

Anybody want to take a shot at it? Oh, use a different name, we don't want him to come back for real. :)

- Erin