Withdrawal...Help!
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ARGH! I can't take it any longer. The Pain! The PAIN!
No Dormouse in two days! Two days, I tell you. How much can a person stand?
It's just too much!
I think I'll throw myself off an anthill! No, not one of those huge African ones. A plain little American ant this that will withstand my huge - by their standards - feet. It will take them at least three minutes to clear the mess I made. But I will still be without my Daily Dormouse.
OH! the Humanity!