for those who don't read The Onion

One of my favorite online "news" sources is The Onion, the U.S. satirical "newspaper" that bills itself as "America's Finest News Source". They write about politics, sports, popular culture, et al., and seem to have a real knack for telling things the way they really are, even if it's all made up. They stopped their weekly print version a few years ago, which was offered in many large U.S. cities, but continue to have an active online presence.

Earlier this week they posted a "Commentary" that folks here might enjoy, titled: "I'm Your Classic Case Of Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Little Ring Bearer Boy"

I apologize in advance to those outside the U.S. who may have trouble accessing their website. I've had issues myself when I've traveled to Canada.

Nitewatchman