There she blows!

Usually I don't cut and past from facebook, but this bothers me.

I fell while on the route tonight. I am disappointed and embarrassed. I have only one spot where I have to get out of the car. One. It's a door delivery and I have to go across this thick, lush grass. As soon as I step on it I feel my balance going. Luckily I fell forward and didn't hurt myself. Even luckier, because my years spent wrestling, I know multiple ways of getting to my feet. Needless to say, I left one paper where I fell. I went back and tried throwing another by driving a little on their lawn, but that fell short too. Tomorrow, after they complain, I'll call them up and explain the situation and see if I can throw it on their driveway for a few months until I regain my strength.