I am not a porn star
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I was googling myself and discovered that there is a porn star (or at least a model who frequently poses nude) named "Jennifer Brock." She seems to have been a Playmate. I'd like to assure both of my readers that I am not she, although I wish I had her figure.
The cool part is that my collection of stories here comes up fourth out of over eleven thousand "Jennifer Brock"s on the web. (Porn girl is first and third, but the one who comes in second is a real estate agent who is also not me.)