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Bathroom solutions a.k.a. Flushgate

Submitted by Katie Leone on Sat, 2015/03/14 - 3:15pm

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I think I figured out what the outcome of the great bathroom debate will be (to be referred to as Flushgate from here on out).

In the future there will be a wall of doors leading to bathroom stalls. Signs for 'Men' and 'Women' will be replaced with Cis Men, Cis Women, Transmen, Transwomen, Agender, Polygender, Androgynous, gay man, gay women, bi men, bi women, furry - canine male, furry - canine female, furry feline male.... etc.

Personally I think we need to keep the binary system in place, but we need to change from 'Men' and 'Women' to '#1' and '#2'. Let's quit worrying about anatomy and start worrying about function. No one wants to be in a restroom with me after I've been to taco bell and if they need '#1' they can be spared.

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