Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, ho ho ho!
No Christmas gift story this year, at least not yet. But Have one (a merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, or whatever it is you celebrate) or else.
What or else? I don't really know. Help me out fellow authors! I'm thinking or else I come to your house drunk and feed you the mint cookies I'm currently hoarding from relatives. Not sure that really counts as an 'or else'.
At any rate, none of you are allowed to be sad today; if you are, shoot me a line, we will have (pleasant) words.