A Rose by Any Other Name
What's in a name?
Well, it turns out, a lot.
While doing some serious handholding in Montreal for someone who recently had her crack-up, one of the girls at the clinic made mention she had named her dilators. All the names she gave them were cutesy and, in my opinion, rather mundane. Thinking my friend would want to follow suit, I came up with of names she could pick from when it came time for her to name her dilators. Here are some of my recommendations based on my experience in those first few days of… Well, you know.
Ivan the Terrible Vlad the Impaler Ethelred the Unready Suleiman the Magnificent Henry V Louis the Intolerable Edward Longshanks
No doubt some you who have been there, done that, and have your very own set can think of a few other names.
HW Coyle
a.k.a. Nancy Cole