First time in a skirt ?

Well, here's the rub. I. Am far too old and ugly to ever consider dressing 'appropriately'.

So here I am in hospital with those horrible 'open' backs. So, the floor sister hands me another one to put on 'backwards' and all of a sudden I am wearing a 3" above the knee skirt. Albeit it is made of two pieces. I never realised how comfortable a skirt would be.