Doctor visit

Since I have got to a similar place in Cruisin', I thought you might like this...

A man goes to the doctor not feeling too well and the doc gives him a thorough examination, you know, tapping the chest to ensure he's not pregnant and that sort of thing.

Anyway, he could find nothing.

"You'd better drop your pants and I'll examine 'down there' just in case. You never know."

So the man drops his strides and bends over.

"That's odd." says the doctor. "There's a bit of lettuce sticking out of your bum."

"Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg..."