The long wait is over and the male bits are history

On Tuesday September seventeenth I was rolled into operating room number five Lower Bucks Hospital in Bristol Pennsylvania. When I left pro-op the nurses and staff wished me "Happy Birthday" I was told that the sedative I was given would take affect quickly. I awoke in my hospital room.
I had no surgical pain, but my legs felt as though they had played twister with them. I spent three days in the hospital and then was moved back to DR Leis's office and recovery room. Ten days after surgery I was released to go home.
I sleep a lot and am still weak, but I am getting better by the day. On October tenth I will return to see Dr. Leis for my first check up since leaving the hospital.

I am not allowed to drive. I'm supposed to rest as much as possible. Hopefully on the tenth I will be allowed to do more than rest and be immobile. I wouldn't mind taking myself to do grocery shopping.
Having to wait on people to help me is frustrating.
Soon I will start my autobiography.