My Friend, the Witch Doctor
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My Friend, the Witch Doctor
“Ooo,” I feel so strange.
“Eee,” I'm getting dizzy.
“Ah, ah, ah!” Something must be happening.
“Ting, tang.” Now, I can’t stop--the song is singing itself!
“Walla, walla,” and I’m shrinking.
“Bing, bang!” What just happened? It felt like something disappeared.
“Ooo, eee!” My hair is growing?
“Ah, ah, ah!” My face feels funny.
“Ting, tang.” My shoulders have melted down into my hips!
“Walla, walla,” and breasts, now I’ve got breasts.
“Bang, bang!” Oh, I know what that was just appeared!
I guess I should have told him that you were a lesbian.
-- by Donna Lamb with help from Ross Bagdasarian and a challenge from John of W and Elrod
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