Feeling Paranoid!

I'm feeling very paranoid today because of something my mother said this morning. I was about to tell her something amazing that I had found out last night. I said, ''You'll never guess what I found out last night!'' and she replied, ''That you are really a boy?'' with a slight smile. That got me worried. It's probably nothing but it's just the way she said it that made me paranoid. It was as if she knew something. Bleagh. I hope she doesn't.

Also, I was recently asked by one of my close friends (who is a girl) what I would do if I became a member of the opposite sex. She said, ''You'd surely hate it,'' as she put on her makeup right before we head out on the town. I simply said, ''It'd be fun for like a day'' which is what a lot of lads say. It was the half truth. I'm not exactly sure what I want.

Has anybody else ever experienced anything like this?