Just read Brian to Briana

I just finished reading "Brian to Briana" and it really highlighted an issue that I continue to to address, my own sexuality.

The place that really made me turn and run was when Briana got in bed with the guy. I just could not bear the idea of Anal Sex. I am not planning to EVER do anal sex. I just paid thousands of dollars to have a suitable recepticle surgically implanted and I am not going to waste it. LOL

I can say that I am already beginning to feel like a bitch in heat and I am not even fully healed. What's a girl to do.

Does this mean I am going to be celibate all my life? (Insert piteous moan)

Gwenellen