Funny coincidence

I'll start by saying I may have drawn the wrong conclusion here but it makes sense to me.

I was laying in the bath scrubbing my feet amused at how events completely unrelated to me being TG gave me a girl foot and a guy foot(yes I gave my feet genders!). I wear a size 6w (comfortable fit)and a size 9w(a bit on the tight side) U.S. sizes(yes, I buy 2 pairs of shoes every time) there is supposed to be something I can stick in the end of a bigger shoe for my girl foot but hell will freeze over before I make either of my feet look bigger then they are.

I was staying with my great aunt Irene who lived in a trailer somewhere in the Nevada desert near an opal mine(My dad was TDY in Guam and my mom was in Maine helping her sister build a house). I only stayed with her a few weeks and I don't really remember much, other than it was really really boring(I wasn't even old enough to see the stupid opal mine) and my aunt only had a car 2 days a week.(don't remember why) well, one day I opened the trailer door and got blown out the door and fell about 6 feet landing on my bum on the corner of something.(I think it was a cinder block) and because we didn't have a car, and I could walk again by the time we did have one, 3 or 4 days later(I still have a dent in my bum from that... more than 15 years later). I never made it to the hospital.

I didn't notice the difference in foot size till I was 15 or 16, and a couple years ago a random guy stopped me in Walmart and asked if I fell on my bum recently, he said he was training to be a physical therapist and noticed I was walking funny. I had never noticed that till he mentioned it... I twist my guy foot way off to the side whenever I step forward, which I cant seem to stop even when I try.

and because I feel the need to explain why they have genders... My girl foot isn't just shorter its also thinner, has smaller toes, and a much higher arch... guy foot is pretty much flat...

now if only it could have happened to both my feet...