Finally it happens! I am vindicated!

For years and years and years I have been receiving spam. Interesting, sometimes, especially when I realise exactly how many beloved friends I have in West Africa, and how astoundingly generous they are. However, so much of the mail has been woefully misdirected.
Gambling: I don't gamble.
Job offers in the USA: bit far to commute.
Become a driving instructor: I have never, ever owned a car.
Laser eye surgery: I have 20/20 vision.
Beautiful girls wanting marriage in Foreign: er, yeah, a bit off target.
Herbal or counterfeit viagra: REALLY off target.
Penis enlargement: So far off target it's almost back on.

Well, today it came, in two messages in my junk file: breast enlargement!

Finally, I had a processed pork e-mail that had some relevance!

Still got no intention of opening or answering...