A Day in the Life

A Day in the Life -- teaser for the Stardust contest

This is not a fan fiction for the Whateley Academy series. This is my other entry in Bob’s Stardust R Us first anniversary story contest. This story has nothing to do with my Whateley serial period — no really, I mean it!

Imagine what life would be like if the bariers between realities were damaged. Or in this case, picture The Twilight Zone meets Monty Python with a touch of surealism thrown in for good measure.

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“Picture reality like, you know, waves in a swimming pool. I like swimming pools, don’t you. I love to show off my body. I am like just so perfect, you know. You like my bikini, it’s so bitchin’,” Janie I Taylor, the hot spokeswoman from the Nationail Akademy of like Stuf put it some days later — we were all busty blondes that day and all female. “Oh, sorry, “ she said and giggled. This sexy woman was a PHD in the pre-P&F days. “The wave thingies come from all over and, well some places they pile up and get real big and jiggly like me, see? “ she giggled again. “ That’s kinda like when one reality mixes with another. The waves keep splashing around and so then we’re all six legged pigs the next day or cat-people like last week, duh! Oh, I forgot,“ she giggled again. I thought she was being too formal in her speech... “the waves are diminish… diminish… getting smaller and so in about exactly, um” she counted using her fingers and toes, “14 days — that’s two hands and one foot not counting the *littlest piggy* -- the reality changes will stop. Oh, yeah. They will come quicker and, um, quicker, oh! (giggle) in the end just before they stop. I hope I’m not stuck as that stuffy old man again. What a bummer!”

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See you all over at Stardust. Thanks, Erin, for helping Bob with this one.

John in Wauwatosa