OMG, my brain is fried!

I don't know what happened to me! It is not my fault, I did nothing wrong! My intentions were pure before Allah SWT!

It was pure boredom, and in total desparation, that I turned that glass thing on in the living room, and after a short time found myself laughing until my sides split. And to my total shock found that the program I was watching was called "Friends"! OH MY! What has happened to me! I solemly swear that I never watched that program before because it causes brain damage to anyone I know who has watched it.

So, I am here to tell you that I have a serious brain disease that is reducing my intelligence to the point that I belive shows like "Friends" are funny. OMG, what am I going to do?

I suppose my fate is to begin watching and believing I am enjoying obnoxious cartoon on late night TV too. After much research, I finally found out it is "Family Guy"! Ak!

Does death follow soon on onset of such symptoms?

K