A story idea in there somewhere....

I was reading a news article online, and thought there was a story idea in there

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&obj...

My thoughts are about a hotel security manager watching patrons attending a conference, where one 'lady' attracts his interest. Not sure where it goes from there, but its a start...

I really laughed at the last paragraph or so, with the sex toys and a nuns habit...