I am kinda speechless
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I was really bored and tripped across this site.
Random Movie Plot Generator (See some of the things it pulls up, below.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Sapphire
He was a flame-haired father of 3, who had a a love of Autumn and shoulders of concrete. She was a lovely female soccer star wannabe who was looking for the holy grail and hated it. Together they traveled to another world. Fighting the devil and loving each other.
*I wonder if Sapphire knew this about herself?*
He was She
He was a strangely attractive house husband, who had a a feeling that someone was watching him and nothing to lose. She was a large bosomed 80's pop sensation who lived in the basement and needed a man with a loving touch and maybe, just maybe he was it? Together they cryogenically froze the homeless. Fighting rampaging computer viruses and blasting zombies.
*This is actually a fairly decent plot for a crackfic*
There once was a Gem
He was a hard transvestite priest, who had teeth of gold and a limp. She was an athletic mom who flew jet fighters for the Bulgarian air-force and yearned for a family. Together they had more fun than you can shake a stick at. Fighting scum and exploring emotions.
*I was reading this one, mouth agape.*