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Submitted by Pippa K. on Thu, 2009/07/02 - 11:41pm

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She walked into my office on legs as long as one of those long-legged birds that you see in Florida - the pink ones, not the white ones - except that she was standing on both of them, not just one of them, like those birds, the pink ones, and she wasn't wearing pink, but I knew right away that she was trouble, which those birds usually aren't.


-- Eric Rice of Sun Prairie, WI, winner of the Detective Fiction category of this year's Bulwer-Lytton competition.

Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, a Victorian novelist, is perhaps most memorably associated with Charles Schulz's Snoopy in the oft-repeated scene, sitting at a typewriter writing his great novel with the plagiarized opening line, "It was a dark and stormy night." In the early 80's, some folks decided to have a contest to see who could write the worst opening sentence for an imaginary novel.

This year's complete results, here: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm

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