Fish and Chips?

Ello mate,

Just come back from the local chippy (Touted to be authentic English Fish and chips).All of a sudden, I found myself with a new accent, and drinking lots of cups of Tea. The Cod was a bit small and the chips were dry and looked like they came out of the oven. Tried to rescue the grub with loads of Vinegar. Then I washed it all down with a bottle of Dog (Newcastle brown Ale), which warmed my cockles.

I have an English house guest of Indian descent here this week and am getting a very pleasant education. She strongly suggests that I improve on Alys's work by changing her story subject to Liverpool FC; who are miles better. I had been thinking of running off to New Zealand for a while and ran into Kiwi bloke who greatly encouraged me to do it.

Many Blessings

Khadija Gwendolyn