A New Doctor in Town; Who? Part 4
By: Desiree Jones
Doctor
Who Fan-Fiction
Dr. Who and other recognizable Dr. Who character's are the Property of the BBC, there will be a few original characters which are my own. Princess Tutu is property of AEsir Holdings This story is not for profit but written for my enjoyment as well as those that may read it. Picture is from Victoria's secret ad sent to my email.
River shrieks, “THE MASTER, a FRIEND, BIT OF A DIFFERENCE, he would happily kill you and everyone else on whatever planet you're on at any given time.” River calms down a little, “AS to the others, I know of them both, The Doctor has a Daughter that was cloned from him, thought to have died. As to the other Doctor, well 'SPOILERS', sweeties.”
As the OOD Guide leads them away, “The Family must be made whole, there is one that need filled, that is fulfilled. This was something the Prophet passed to us prior to the Doctors' arrival.”
The Doctor was smiling vacuously once again, “So I should be filled.” giggled then seemed to recognize something. “Jenny's alive I should have kept her with me rather than leave her to the Messalines.”
Amy was disturbed how the Doctor seemed to waffle between airhead bimbo(Redundant, but needed to show how truly ridiculous it was) and Baffling Clever. “So to save all of time we need all of Gallifrey's children together.” Amy looked around baffled, “Um how did I know that?”
River just smiled, “Spoilers Mummy....” Why did I say that? River wondered. “I guess I really put my foot in it now.” They were back at the TARDIS, it was screeching and the doors flung open. “Quick all on board, we do not wish to be left behind.”
On board they ran into Rory the four of them landing in a heap. River helped Amy up, they turned to see the Doctor splayed suggestively over Rory as they broke a Kiss. “Why did that feel like I was kissing a relative.” The Doctor queried, even as she wriggled suggestively on Rory.
Amy pulled The Doctor up, smacked her face, “Hussy, that's MY Husband. OH this is so vexing, I want HIM back this Bimbo Doctor is so very galling.”
River was happy that her gaff seemed to be lost to the timely arrival of her father Rory. Not that she could let them know that either.
Amy then turned on her Husband, “AND where did you come from?” Glaring at him in a manner that made him move over behind River.
Rory looked around River, trying to choose his word carefully, “Well as I was walking back to the house the TARDIS showed back up and I been here alone for a Week. Um Who's the Babe and where's the Doctor.” Immediately he wished he was still alone in the TARDIS.
River had to wrap her arms around Amy to stop the death's of both of them, “Amy it was not his fault and you no Rory loves you. He waited for you, and puts up with being called Mr Pond.”
Rory moved in close and hugged Amy from the side, “I missed you so much I was afraid it would be another two thousand years. But really Who's the bimbo and where's The Doctor” As he watched the blonde look like she was having trouble chewing gum and standing.(Actually Who's on first, but that a whole other gag.)
The Doctor resurfaced sort of, “Oh I get it we are, OH spoilers.” she said in a voice that sounded as if it was right out of a Princess Tutu anime.
Amy and River, shook their heads in contempt, River muttered, “She is The Doctor.”
Rory did a double-take, “You're Kidding, come on, really where is The Doctor, He would not have Kissed me.”
Amy looked at Rory hard, “We would not kid about something like that. The Ditzy Doctor is driving me bonkers!”
The TARDIS doors opened, River observed. “Looks like this is our stop, come along sweetie.” As she led the way out checking her Data-Link. “We are on the Nippon Dynasty Satellite, year 4469.”
As the doors of the TARDIS closed they looked back and were amazed at what The Doctor was wearing. Amy asked, “Why are we seeing that costume on her, I thought it only affected locals and not others also traveling in the TARDIS?”
River was running a scan with her Sonic, According to my scan she is still wearing the black dress. We are all wearing Kimonos, only The Doctor is a slutty Geisha. We are seeing it because she is still in the first twenty four hours of her regeneration.”
Rory raised his hand, “And why would she be dressed as a Slutty Geisha and not us.”“
The reason for that is the costumes we are scene in are created by how your subconscious perceives you.” River explained.
Amy sighed, “Oh good I was afraid I was dressed like that as well. I'd have been so embarrassed. Not that having The Doctor dressed like that is any less embarrassing.”
As they walked along the 'dirt' road, they saw that the cherry blossoms were in bloom, the air sweet and clear. Flocks of Japanese Robins flew over head, soft fluffy clouds floating above them. A village appeared on the horizon, from behind a horse drawn wagon was heard. The Group moved off the side of the road as it hove up beside them.“
Greetings The Jenny, we are pleased to see you have returned to visit. I am of the Ishibashi clan, Kisa” The woman on the Wagon addressed The Doctor.
The Doctor replied, “I am her Fa...um Mother, The Doctor.” Somehow The Ditzy Doctor had been able to not make a total bodge of the greeting.
The woman asked, “Doctor who?” After all is that not the point of it all. “If you wish I have enough space for you all to ride on my wagon, It would be better than running wouldn't it?”
